The Crap We Missed – Monday 12.23.13

December 23rd, 2013 // 343 Comments

Alright guys, it’s the last The Crap We Missed before Christmas and while she isn’t wearing a Santa hat, or condemning gays to Hell, I’m pretty sure Kelly Brook naked practically embodies *clears throat* Jesus’ message on his b-day. “My dad sent me here as a gift to you all to absolve your original sin. Two thousand some odd years from now, when you’ve managed to almost completely negate everything I’ve ever said in the name of personal indulgence, I will send you down a British (I know, surprised the hell out of me that’s still a thing, too!) angel to restore your faith in natural beauty. Try not to nail her to a cro– And goddamnit, I can see you’re calling her fat already. Forget it. Loki, do your thing man, I’ve had it.”

Amen,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Kurt Russell Western Wear Cowboy Hat
    blerg
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    I will appease all the Christians with a biblical comment.

    Some “Delilah” clearly talked Chuck Norris into shaving off his beard.

  2. Sean Penn Taking A Walk Smoking Cigarette
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    What? No comments about Alec Baldwin’s new haircut?

    • mt

      Did the Yoga teacher dump him already? He looks like hell.
      I figured she’d have the courtesy to wait until the kid could walk,
      before cleaning out his savings, and taking 1/2 of everything.

  3. Simon Cowell Hairy Chest Man Boobs Lifevest Jetski
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    I guarantee that Ride of the Valkyries is playing in his head right now.

  4. Kurt Russell Western Wear Cowboy Hat
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    Nope. Still not giving a fuck.

  5. Russell Simmons Doing Yoga On The Beach
    blerg
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    Try to snatch this pebble from my hand.

  6. Kelly Brook Topless Sideboob Buttcrack Naked Instagram
    Urbanspaceman
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    OK, she does this one thing very, very, VERY well. Does she do anything else?

  7. Demi Lovato Double Chin Blue Hair Derpface Y100’ Jingle Ball
    alex
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    Jingle Ball or Jiggle Ball?

  8. Jaden Smith Touching Tree Trunk Eyes Closed
    Codot
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    Son, I said get some fine ass bitches, not birches.

  9. Demi Lovato Double Chin Blue Hair Derpface Y100’ Jingle Ball
    The Pope
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    A little cocaine might help burn off those chins. And that’s one to grow on.

  10. Russell Simmons Doing Yoga On The Beach
    alex
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    It’s safe to say, you CAN take the thug out of the rapper.

  11. Creepy Old Guy Taking Picture Of Cheryl Burke Bikini
    Urbanspaceman
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    Whatever happened to the days when that girl would get her boyfriend to shove that red camera up the old creep’s ass?

  12. Kurt Russell Western Wear Cowboy Hat
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    I suddenly realized I should call my lesbian aunt to wish her a Merry Christmas. Thanks, Superficial!

  13. Amanda Seyfried Blowjob Face Justin Long
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    “Look Amanda…how can I put this? It’s like I’m a Mac and your a PC.”

  14. Pamela Anderson Saggy Ass
    Dox
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    I’ll take things I never wanted to see my grandmother wear, for 1000 Alex.

  15. Psy Nipples Sweat Soaked Shirt
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    My biggest shame in life is that I love this guy.

  16. Kelly Brook Topless Sideboob Buttcrack Naked Instagram
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    Santa came early. Twice.

  17. Earvin Johnson III Cheetah Slippers Scarf
    Minky Wail
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    Cleveland Jr is real?!

  18. Jack Nicholson With Son Raymond Nicholson At Lakers Game
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    The apple did not just fall from the tree. It fell, rolled down the hill, jumped up into the back of a truck, caught a steam liner to the exact opposite side of the globe and settled into a pile of crap, where it was ignored by girls.

  19. Adrien Brody Yelling At Children Action Center Post Sandy Holiday Party
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    Kids, don’t leave him hanging.

  20. Sean Penn Taking A Walk Smoking Cigarette
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    Pretty sure he’s telling him about the rabbits.

  21. Brooke Burke Charvet Cameltoe Yoga Pants
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    “…and then I told the girl to wrap that box tight!”

  22. Chick Corea Stevie Wonder 18th Annual House Full Of Toys Benefit Concert
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    Little known fact; Stevie Wonder is best enjoyed from 4 inches away.

  23. Rob Ford Drunk High Posing With Toronto Sweatshirt Bobblehead Second Edition Launch
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    The only part that shocked me was “that fatty smokes crack?” I find it difficult to believe. Weed? You bet your fat ass.

  24. Kurt Russell Western Wear Cowboy Hat
    The Pope
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    This is what happens when you find a Samsonite suitcase full of cash.

  25. Jaden Smith Touching Tree Trunk Eyes Closed
    Minky Wail
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    Not shown:
    Jaden standing on that pylon to reach the knothole.

  26. Rob Ford Drunk High Posing With Toronto Sweatshirt Bobblehead Second Edition Launch
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    The city of Toronto gets it. It doesn’t really matter who’s in charge so just have fun with it.

  27. Ron Jeremy Talking To Fat Chick Rainbow Room
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    What in the name of sweet baby jesus is that smell?
    “I haven’t washed my cock in 3 years”

  28. Rob Ford Drunk High Posing With Toronto Sweatshirt Bobblehead Second Edition Launch
    CrashHell
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    QUIT PLAYING WITH YOUR DINGY!

  29. Kelly Brook Topless Sideboob Buttcrack Naked Instagram
    Really ?
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    There’s a big stom in the UK. It just damaged the roof on my house so that the rain comes into the dining room / kitchen. And I have my in-laws here for Christmas. I’ve got 6 shopping hours to fix it tomorrow whilst enjoying 50-70mph winds. And I’m an office worker, so fat fucking chance of that being effective.

    However, this just made it all okay somehow.

  30. Nick Nolte Red Face Overcoat Hat
    HumpinFrog
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    ♫ Lookin’ sharp and lookin’ for love
    They come runnin’ just as fast as they can
    Cause every girl’s crazy ’bout a sharp dressed man ♫

  31. Russell Simmons Doing Yoga On The Beach
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    Seen here begging the Farrely brothers for a cameo spot in Dumb and Dumber Too

  32. Leonardo DiCaprio With Tobey Maguires Kids
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    Dad! Jonah Hill just yelled at me that he was going to replace me as your new son and then punched me in the arm and ran away.

  33. Creepy Old Guy Taking Picture Of Cheryl Burke Bikini
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    Nope, this isn’t creepy in the slightest.

  34. Sean Penn Taking A Walk Smoking Cigarette
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    I can’t believe this moron spawned such a beautiful daughter…but even weirder is that she hasn’t been featured on this site yet.

  35. Adrien Brody Yelling At Children Action Center Post Sandy Holiday Party
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    “No, no, I was just kidding! Santa didn’t suffocate in the chimney!”

  36. Sean Penn Taking A Walk Smoking Cigarette
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    “Are you sure you’re a professional trainer?”
    “Yeah, yeah…now let’s get a move on, the all you can eat chilidog special is only on for another 30 minutes.”

  37. Chick Corea Stevie Wonder 18th Annual House Full Of Toys Benefit Concert
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    “Dude, I can totally feel you breathing. Quit fucking around and get back to your piano!”

  38. Rob Ford Drunk High Posing With Toronto Sweatshirt Bobblehead Second Edition Launch
    fuckface
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    (singing under his breath) “fat guy and a little coke. hehehe”

  39. Simon Cowell Hairy Chest Man Boobs Lifevest Jetski
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    “Mmmm….just like riding Mariah.”

  40. Russell Simmons Doing Yoga On The Beach
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    wtf is that thing creature on the left?! Looks like they have landed.

  41. Simon Cowell Hairy Chest Man Boobs Lifevest Jetski
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    What a fucking douche.

  42. Nick Nolte Red Face Overcoat Hat
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    Let’s all just hope that Santa brings him a full-size mirror for Xmas this year.

  43. Amanda Seyfried Blowjob Face Justin Long
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    *Sigh* Blond actresses. Again honey, knees first, then open.

  44. Siegfried And Roy Boys And Girls Club Of Southern Nevada Christmas Party
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    Apparently it’s both very cold, and very bright inside that room.

  45. Nick Nolte Red Face Overcoat Hat
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    Goddamn what happened to Inspector Gadget? Go Go Gadget Whiskey.

  46. Rihanna See Through Lingerie Instagram
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    Another desperate, staged selfie, with not a single non-paid friend in site.

    She’s going to die single and alone – with a bunch of cats.
    But those cats will be eating caviar and smoking Da ‘Kine out of emerald bongs.

  47. Creepy Old Guy Taking Picture Of Cheryl Burke Bikini
    KC
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    Stay tuned for Masturbating to the Stars!

  48. Psy Nipples Sweat Soaked Shirt
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    Hey look it’s the Korean version of Billy the Big Mouth Bass and just in time for the holidays.

  49. Adrien Brody Yelling At Children Action Center Post Sandy Holiday Party
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    Where else would the Action Center hold its holiday party?

  50. Psy Nipples Sweat Soaked Shirt
    KC
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    Gangbang Style

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