The Crap We Missed – Monday 12.23.13

December 23rd, 2013 // 343 Comments

Alright guys, it’s the last The Crap We Missed before Christmas and while she isn’t wearing a Santa hat, or condemning gays to Hell, I’m pretty sure Kelly Brook naked practically embodies *clears throat* Jesus’ message on his b-day. “My dad sent me here as a gift to you all to absolve your original sin. Two thousand some odd years from now, when you’ve managed to almost completely negate everything I’ve ever said in the name of personal indulgence, I will send you down a British (I know, surprised the hell out of me that’s still a thing, too!) angel to restore your faith in natural beauty. Try not to nail her to a cro– And goddamnit, I can see you’re calling her fat already. Forget it. Loki, do your thing man, I’ve had it.”

Amen,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Jack Nicholson With Son Raymond Nicholson At Lakers Game
    blerg
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    A holiday PSA reminder for all you dads out there, put down the bottle, pay your child support, and call your kids and spend sometime with them for holidays.

  2. Rob Ford Drunk High Posing With Toronto Sweatshirt Bobblehead Second Edition Launch
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    Ford: Fond Of Recreational Drugs

  3. Pamela Anderson Saggy Ass
    blerg
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    Susan Powder?

  4. Jaden Smith Touching Tree Trunk Eyes Closed
    JPC
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    By managing to not look like it wants to kill itself, the tree has proven to be the best actor in this picture.

  5. Simon Cowell Hairy Chest Man Boobs Lifevest Jetski
    ThisWillHurt
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    “You wouldn’t lie about being on the pill. Would you, $40,000 jet ski?”

  6. Demi Lovato Double Chin Blue Hair Derpface Y100’ Jingle Ball
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    Blue hair and a double chin…when you’re under 60, just pick one please.

  7. Psy Nipples Sweat Soaked Shirt
    anonymous
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    I blame Miley for all free this free your nipples crap.

  8. Leonardo DiCaprio With Tobey Maguires Kids
    Swearin
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    15 more years and a modeling contract and she’ll be just right for Leo

  9. Amanda Seyfried Blowjob Face Justin Long
    Swearin
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    “Yeah, that guy is totally into it. He’ll be at our place by 9pm.”
    “Awesome!”

  10. Ron Jeremy Talking To Fat Chick Rainbow Room
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    I’m thinking Ron Burgundy got the tropical island treatment whereas Ron Jeremy got the orphanage.

  11. Nick Nolte Red Face Overcoat Hat
    Swearin
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    Inspector Gadget: The Retirement Years

  12. Jack Nicholson With Son Raymond Nicholson At Lakers Game
    ThisWillHurt
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    “Thanks of spending time with me, dad. I love you.”
    “I love you too, Laker Girls.”

  13. Rihanna See Through Lingerie Instagram
    Mw
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    Why??

  14. Simon Cowell Hairy Chest Man Boobs Lifevest Jetski
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    I wonder if the lifeguards have a great white douche warning system.

  15. Amy Willerton Yoga Male Trainer Touching Butt
    Rico Jones
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    Seen here filming an episode for DaddiesWorstNightmare.com.

  16. Rihanna See Through Lingerie Instagram
    R. Kelly
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    I am not a pedophile, I’d pee in her butt.

  17. Leonardo DiCaprio With Tobey Maguires Kids
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    “Hey Toby, does..does, uh your daughter have a cell phone?”

    “yeah, why?”

  18. Tommy Lister Grabbing Womans Neck
    Swearin
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    Poor guy, can only get a job as mall security now, and they don’t even give him a uniform

  19. Jaden Smith Touching Tree Trunk Eyes Closed
    Pilin
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    The tree of pee….

  20. Amy Willerton Yoga Male Trainer Touching Butt
    blerg
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    I said squeeze bitch!

  21. Amanda Seyfried Blowjob Face Justin Long
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    “So, so, hahaha, then I asked what kind of tea they had, and the waitress said “We only have Celestial Seasonings”….”

    “OH MY GOD. Did she even KNOW how they make that tea?!”

  22. Keith Urban Nicole Kidman Parents 50th Wedding Anniversary
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    Why is he wearing a Brad Pitt wig?

  23. Psy Nipples Sweat Soaked Shirt
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    How is a guy that’s always dancing and singing so fucking flabby?

  24. Rihanna See Through Lingerie Instagram
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    She just pooped on her heels

  25. Rihanna See Through Lingerie Instagram
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    Go away, lady.

  26. Rihanna See Through Lingerie Instagram
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    “Does this outfit make my arms look monkey hairy?”

  27. Simon Cowell Hairy Chest Man Boobs Lifevest Jetski
    donkeylicks
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    Did his moobs pop open the first three buckles or was he simply unable to buckle them in the first place? It kind of makes you wonder.

  28. Jack Nicholson With Son Raymond Nicholson At Lakers Game
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    “….(tee-hee)…aw golly Dad, thanks for letting me out of the basement tonight, I haven’t been outside in 7 years…”

    “Shut up, son.”

  29. Rob Ford Drunk High Posing With Toronto Sweatshirt Bobblehead Second Edition Launch
    Swearin
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    The only parts of the world he’s discovered in his city are the ones that include Columbia, Nicaragua, Panama and southern Mexico

  30. Nick Nolte Red Face Overcoat Hat
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    Had he not shaved off his white beard, he could have had some work as Santa Claus.

  31. Chick Corea Stevie Wonder 18th Annual House Full Of Toys Benefit Concert
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    I’d bet my life, no, my soul, that this man on the left has molested several young children. Several.

  32. Leonardo DiCaprio With Tobey Maguires Kids
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    “Look here kid. Interrupt me again when I talking to the Victoria’s Secret model, and you’ll bet more than an Indian burn.”

  33. Brooke Burke Charvet Cameltoe Yoga Pants
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    MILF.

  34. Brooke Burke Charvet Cameltoe Yoga Pants
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    “Mommy why do people keep saying ‘nice camel toe’ to you? “

  35. Amy Willerton Yoga Male Trainer Touching Butt
    Commented on this photo:

    The storylines on publicdisgrace.com are getting elaborate.

  36. Earvin Johnson III Cheetah Slippers Scarf
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    They should make him the next “Pat” on SNL.

    They wouldn’t need to write anything for the skit either, just have him talking for 4-5 minutes about nothing in particular. It would be hilarious.

  37. Gwen Stefani Pregnant Belly Sweatpants Son Kingston
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    As much as I want to nail Gwen Stefani, I got to call her out on allowing her son to have such a shitty haircut at that age.

  38. Kurt Russell Western Wear Cowboy Hat
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    “Hey Kurt, where’s that old leather bag you usually have?”
    “You mean Goldie, don’t you?”

  39. Tommy Lister Grabbing Womans Neck
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    “What chain?”

  40. Demi Lovato Double Chin Blue Hair Derpface Y100’ Jingle Ball
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    Goddamn, that’s unflattering. What’s the appeal with this woman anyway?

  41. Adrien Brody Yelling At Children Action Center Post Sandy Holiday Party
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    “Hi kids! I’m Adrien! You may know me from such family films as The Pianist, Predators, Splice, and The Experiment!”

  42. Hilary Duff Butt Leather Pants
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    All pictures of her are from behind.

  43. Siegfried And Roy Boys And Girls Club Of Southern Nevada Christmas Party
    Art Crow
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    “Too many girls this year, Roy.”

  44. Russell Simmons Doing Yoga On The Beach
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    It’s best to stretch before diving into some ass.

  45. Amanda Seyfried Blowjob Face Justin Long
    Schadenfreude
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    Always, the method actress, Amanda Seyfried displays how she prepared for her role in “Lovelace”.

  46. Ron Jeremy Talking To Fat Chick Rainbow Room
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    The Hedgehog has still got it.

  47. Sean Penn Taking A Walk Smoking Cigarette
    Schadenfreude
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    On the set of “I am Sam Part 2″.

  48. Simon Cowell Hairy Chest Man Boobs Lifevest Jetski
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    Riding to shore with his chest hair and moobs flowing gracefully in the breeze, life doesn’t get much better that that.

  49. Jaden Smith Touching Tree Trunk Eyes Closed
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    That tree wishes it could bitch-slap him right now.

  50. Kelly Brook Topless Sideboob Buttcrack Naked Instagram
    The Pope
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=niRh2xszQgI

    She really makes you want to shake her snow globes.

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