The Crap We Missed – Monday 12.23.13

Alright guys, it’s the last The Crap We Missed before Christmas and while she isn’t wearing a Santa hat, or condemning gays to Hell, I’m pretty sure Kelly Brook naked practically embodies *clears throat* Jesus’ message on his b-day. “My dad sent me here as a gift to you all to absolve your original sin. Two thousand some odd years from now, when you’ve managed to almost completely negate everything I’ve ever said in the name of personal indulgence, I will send you down a British (I know, surprised the hell out of me that’s still a thing, too!) angel to restore your faith in natural beauty. Try not to nail her to a cro– And goddamnit, I can see you’re calling her fat already. Forget it. Loki, do your thing man, I’ve had it.”


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