The Crap We Missed – Monday 12.23.13

December 23rd, 2013 // 343 Comments

Alright guys, it’s the last The Crap We Missed before Christmas and while she isn’t wearing a Santa hat, or condemning gays to Hell, I’m pretty sure Kelly Brook naked practically embodies *clears throat* Jesus’ message on his b-day. “My dad sent me here as a gift to you all to absolve your original sin. Two thousand some odd years from now, when you’ve managed to almost completely negate everything I’ve ever said in the name of personal indulgence, I will send you down a British (I know, surprised the hell out of me that’s still a thing, too!) angel to restore your faith in natural beauty. Try not to nail her to a cro– And goddamnit, I can see you’re calling her fat already. Forget it. Loki, do your thing man, I’ve had it.”

Amen,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Siegfried And Roy Boys And Girls Club Of Southern Nevada Christmas Party
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    She ’bout to get knocked the fuck out.

  2. Creepy Old Guy Taking Picture Of Cheryl Burke Bikini
    Frank Burns
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    I didn’t know Photo Boy was in Maui.

  3. Amanda Seyfried Blowjob Face Justin Long
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    “No way! You’ve been roofie-ing me this whole time?!? Well, that would certainly explain a few things.”

  4. Leonardo DiCaprio With Tobey Maguires Kids
    ThisWillHurt
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    “Stop it! If you two don’t behave, I’ll find you a new babysitter: January Jo- That’s more like it.”

  5. Nick Nolte Red Face Overcoat Hat
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    And this is why so many of his fans are glad that Elvis died young.

  6. Rob Ford Drunk High Posing With Toronto Sweatshirt Bobblehead Second Edition Launch
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    I live in a VAN down BY THE RIVER!

  7. Psy Nipples Sweat Soaked Shirt
    renotastic
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    And-a now for my hit of the 2014, MeatWings!

  8. Psy Nipples Sweat Soaked Shirt
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    I’m going to go out on a limb here and guess that he was singing “Gangnam Style.”

  9. Amanda Seyfried Blowjob Face Justin Long
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    “Why are those black guys smiling about?’
    “Ah dahn’t knaw.”

  10. Keith Urban Nicole Kidman Parents 50th Wedding Anniversary
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    And this is why professional hair and make up people make so much money.

  11. Jaden Smith Touching Tree Trunk Eyes Closed
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    I think he is mistaking the tree for Kylie. Reasonable error.

  12. Siegfried And Roy Boys And Girls Club Of Southern Nevada Christmas Party
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    “RUN, CHILDREN, RUN! Your freedom is Santa’s gift to you!”

  13. Siegfried And Roy Boys And Girls Club Of Southern Nevada Christmas Party
    ThisWillHurt
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    A guy with a huge beard getting along with a gay couple? It’s a Christmas miracle!

  14. Nick Nolte Red Face Overcoat Hat
    ruckus
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    Not Pictured: Curious George.

  15. Adrien Brody Yelling At Children Action Center Post Sandy Holiday Party
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    “Children. PLEASE stop running! I am NOT Anthony Weiner!”

  16. Pamela Anderson Saggy Ass
    ThisWillHurt
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    She finally did it. She went full Brigitte Nielsen.

  17. Demi Lovato Double Chin Blue Hair Derpface Y100’ Jingle Ball
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    “Now I only “cut” pizza!”

  18. Kelly Brook Topless Sideboob Buttcrack Naked Instagram
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    Narcissism, thy name is Instagram.

  19. Rob Ford Drunk High Posing With Toronto Sweatshirt Bobblehead Second Edition Launch
    ruckus
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    Shown here with his sister Willow.

  20. Jaden Smith Touching Tree Trunk Eyes Closed
    ruckus
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    Shown here with his sister, Willow.

  21. Amy Willerton Yoga Male Trainer Touching Butt
    ThisWillHurt
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    “You’ll want to arch your back slightly. This will push your glutes up and give you better resistance as you push yourself upwards.”
    “Who the hell are you?”

  22. Psy Nipples Sweat Soaked Shirt
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    Its’ bad enough that you’re killing any pleasurable wet t-shirt memories I have and you had anti-America rants in your shows before Gangnam Style became huge but come on, do you really have to make fun of my grandma too? DICK!

  23. Nick Nolte Red Face Overcoat Hat
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    Seriously, is nobody going to get this guy some help?

  24. Leonardo DiCaprio With Tobey Maguires Kids
    CK
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    Keep dreaming kid, that wasn’t no spider bite!

  25. Jaden Smith Touching Tree Trunk Eyes Closed
    Ronaldo
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    I blame the parents. This poor kid is a mess

  26. Leonardo DiCaprio With Tobey Maguires Kids
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    “Really? You’re parents named you Ruby and Otis? Jeeze, what a couple of fucktards.”

  27. Amanda Seyfried Blowjob Face Justin Long
    CK
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    He just pulled out an engagement ring, didn’t he?

  28. Tommy Lister Grabbing Womans Neck
    ThisWillHurt
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    “Yes, yes. Knock you the fuck out, and such. Can I get to the post office now?”

  29. Pamela Anderson Saggy Ass
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    She’s getting prepared for her new upcoming show….Bengay Watch

  30. Russell Simmons Doing Yoga On The Beach
    ThisWillHurt
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    “OK, let’s go to the hotel and get this done.”
    “You’ve got me for three hours.”
    “Better stretch first.”

  31. Kelly Brook Topless Sideboob Buttcrack Naked Instagram
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    There are cynics, there are skeptics
    There are legions of dispassionate dyspeptics
    Who regard this time of year as a maudlin insincere
    Cheezy crass commercial travesty of all that we hold dear

    When they think that
    Well, I can hear it
    But I pity them their lack of Christmas spirit
    For in a world like ours, take it from Stephen
    There are much worse things to believe in.

    A redeemer and a savior, an obese man giving toys for good behavior
    The faith in what might be and the hope that we might see
    The answer to all sorrow in a box beneath the tree
    Find them foolish
    Sentimental
    Well you’re clearly none too bright so we’ll be gentle
    Don’t even try to start vaguely conceiving
    Of all much worse things to believe in

    Believe in the judgment, believe in Jihad
    Believe in a thousand variations on a dark and spiteful god
    You’ve got your money, you’ve got your power
    You’ve got your science, and all the planets going to end within the hour
    You’ve got your dreams that don’t come true
    You’ve got the ones that do
    Then you’ve got your nothing
    Some folks believe in nothing
    But if you believe in nothing
    Then what’s to keep the nothing from coming for you

    Merry Christmas, Happy New Year
    Now if you’ll forgive me there’s a lot to do here
    There are stockings still unhung
    Colored lights I haven’t strung
    And a one-man four-part Christmas carol waiting to be sung
    Call me silly, call me sappy
    Call me many things, the first of which is happy
    You doubt, but you’re sad
    I don’t, but I’m glad
    I guess we’re even
    At least that’s what I believe in
    And there are much worse things

    There Are Much Worse Things,
    - Stephen Colbert and Elvis Costello

  32. Bar Refaeli Bikini Instagram
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    More pics from your glory days, Bar? These are at least 6 years old.

  33. Jaden Smith Touching Tree Trunk Eyes Closed
    CK
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    Man, tree-hugging has gotten really lame..

  34. Demi Lovato Double Chin Blue Hair Derpface Y100’ Jingle Ball
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    Demi Lovato, also known as “fat latina Ashley Tisdale”

  35. Keith Urban Nicole Kidman Parents 50th Wedding Anniversary
    donkeylicks
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    “Did you just ask my wife to take her mask off?”
    “Did you just tell my husband to put on his elevator shoes?”

  36. Amy Willerton Yoga Male Trainer Touching Butt
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    How come when I try that on a playground, I get tagged with a Megan’s Law citation?

  37. Hilary Duff Butt Leather Pants
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    Aww, they caught her without her hooker heels on

  38. Demi Lovato Double Chin Blue Hair Derpface Y100’ Jingle Ball
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    Coming soon, an epic chin-off between Demi and Kaley.

  39. Ron Jeremy Talking To Fat Chick Rainbow Room
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    I bet that beer bottle gets more action that he does, these days.

  40. Kelly Brook Topless Sideboob Buttcrack Naked Instagram
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    That’s the right way to begin the last TCWM brfore Christmas. With perfection. Thank you.

  41. Creepy Old Guy Taking Picture Of Cheryl Burke Bikini
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    Why is Bush taking a picture of her ass?

  42. Amanda Seyfried Blowjob Face Justin Long
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    I love that crazy chick.

  43. Simon Cowell Hairy Chest Man Boobs Lifevest Jetski
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    You have to be an epic asshole to ride a jet ski with this amount of smug.

  44. Jaden Smith Touching Tree Trunk Eyes Closed
    ThisWillHurt
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    “You, tree, are one of God’s most magnificent creations. Not as great as me, though. I mean, sure, you’ve been producing oxygen for decades, but do you have a famous dad who buys you into movies? How many Twitter followers do you have? Clothing line?That’s what I thought.”
    *hugs tree*
    “It was good talking to you.”

  45. Jaden Smith Touching Tree Trunk Eyes Closed
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    “Be the tree…think like a tree…feel like a tree…be the tree. My acting lessons sure have paid off!”

  46. Sean Penn Taking A Walk Smoking Cigarette
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    This pic is just begging for a retard joke but I’m more sensitive than that.

  47. Brooke Burke Charvet Cameltoe Yoga Pants
    donkeylicks
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    “But MOM when can I show off a clear and visible outline of my vagina buy wearing pants that are in reality actually tights?”
    “Not until you’re thirte… eighteen, I mean eighteen. Goddamn Kardasians!”

  48. Creepy Old Guy Taking Picture Of Cheryl Burke Bikini
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    Dude’s got a half-chub going.

  49. Chick Corea Stevie Wonder 18th Annual House Full Of Toys Benefit Concert
    donkeylicks
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    Thats weird, I thought that the Doctor’s companions were always female?

  50. Keith Urban Nicole Kidman Parents 50th Wedding Anniversary
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    She’s richer than most people know.

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