The Crap We Missed – Monday 12.21.15

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed, which will absolutely be the best one of these you see all week. And not just because it starts with Sara Jean Underwood’s ass, which I’d slaughter every one of you and your families to stand ten feet away from. It’s because this week is Christmas and I’m already seeing a sharp decline in anything TCWM-worthy, so enjoy what used to be Kate Upton, Jean-Claude Van Damme’s friendly hugging style, and Rosie Huntington-Whiteley — wife of the year. Remember what I said up there about Sara Jean? Ditto.

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