The Crap We Missed – Monday 12.2.13

December 2nd, 2013 // 423 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed, coming at you after I took four days doing absolutely nothing while Fish waged war with a slow girl from Alaska or something. Shit was long. As for today’s socially acceptable bullying (NOBODY KNOWS YOUR REAL NAME IN THE COMMENT SECTION MUAHAHA!), here are your sacrificial lambs. There’s Taylor Swift doing that thing where she’s occasionally hot and almost makes you forget she’s just absolutely awful. Then we’ve got Donny Deutsch showing off his new ink that he got using his time machine that only travels back to a frat house in 1998, and Naomi Campbell enjoying the simple, humanitarian pleasure that one gets from philanthropy. Well, that and the elaborate ceremony she attended in her honor where a head of state kissed her ass.

But it was probably that first thing that put this shit-eating grin on her face, yeah it was that for sure,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Naomi Campbell Toshiaki Kobayashi Drinking Tea Japanese Tea Ceremony
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    I rike those sexy dark regs.

  2. Rihanna Checking Out Laker Girl
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    I wonder if her boyfriend loves her enough to beat her almost to death. Sigh, he really is special.

  3. Coco Butt Tight Jeans Stuffing Turkey With Sister Instagram
    ThisWillHurt
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    Is this a scene from “Orange is the New Black”?

  4. Coco Butt Tight Jeans Stuffing Turkey With Sister Instagram
    Swearin
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    “Hey Coco, pretend your this turkey; can you show me how you got Ice T to marry you?”

  5. Coco Butt Tight Jeans Stuffing Turkey With Sister Instagram
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    I’ve seen this movie, but with more Germans.

  6. Charlie Sheen New Pornstar Girlfriend Brett Rossi Makeout
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    Neat. I just googled her and looked at her cervix. She seems nice.

  7. Bradley Cooper Amy Adams Cleavage American Hustle Presentation
    Swearin
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    She’s playing with his butthole, isn’t she?

  8. Coco Butt Tight Jeans Stuffing Turkey With Sister Instagram
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    That’s only one of the turkeys, the other two are thawing in her pants.

  9. Coco Butt Tight Jeans Stuffing Turkey With Sister Instagram
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    Wow, Coco, thats a lot of ass.

    How much stuffing can you get up in there?

  10. Billy Ray Cyrus 82nd Annual Hollywood Christmas Parade
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    I think he has an achy breaky hard-on under that scarf.

  11. Naomi Campbell Toshiaki Kobayashi Drinking Tea Japanese Tea Ceremony
    Swearin
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    Oh yeah, he roofied the tea

  12. Bradley Cooper Amy Adams Cleavage American Hustle Presentation
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    I so would… ew, gross, Bradley Cooper. Not you. Get that look off your face.

  13. Bradley Cooper Amy Adams Cleavage American Hustle Presentation
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    I would totally bang that. And by “that” you really don’t know which one I mean.

  14. Vince Offer ShamWow Guy With Young Girlfriend LAX
    jep
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    Sham…. wow… slow news day, eh?

  15. Coco Butt Tight Jeans Stuffing Turkey With Sister Instagram
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    I’d be so thankful for the opportunity to stuff Coco. Looks like she’s got two Christmas hams stuffed down her pants. I love ham.

  16. Coco Butt Tight Jeans Stuffing Turkey With Sister Instagram
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    This is how all my fan fiction starts, regardless of the genre.

  17. Coco Butt Tight Jeans Stuffing Turkey With Sister Instagram
    Frank Burns
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    Anyone else hear the theme from “Titanic” playing in the background?

  18. Rob Ford Red Face 47th Cavalcade oOf Lights Toronto
    buttplug
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    Look boss, de plane, de plane!!!”

  19. Donny Deutsch Fat Gut Man Boobs Tribal Bicep Tatoo
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    There’s a lot of fertile ground in this photo, but I’m going to focus on WORLDS WORST HANDSHAKE!

  20. Bradley Cooper Amy Adams Cleavage American Hustle Presentation
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    I’d stuff Amy the same way I’d stuff Coco. No mercy.

  21. Goldie Hawn Cleavage Tank Top Yoga Pants Busted Lips
    buttplug
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    Eww.

    Yeah, that petty much covers it.

  22. Rob Ford Red Face 47th Cavalcade oOf Lights Toronto
    Swearin
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    Wayne Brady is just happy to be there

  23. Taylor Swift Cleavage Winter Whites Gala
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    IT’S A TRAP!!!!

  24. Naomi Campbell Toshiaki Kobayashi Drinking Tea Japanese Tea Ceremony
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    I guess this is before she pours the scalding-hot tee in Kobayashi-san’s lap, spits in his face and throws her phone at him.

  25. Rob Ford Red Face 47th Cavalcade oOf Lights Toronto
    IAmAGuest
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    “Psych! They’re just snowflakes, Rob!”

  26. Martin Scorsese Cheek Kiss Sharon Stone Side Boob 13th Marrakesh International Film Festival
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    Don’t look down Martin! he’s going for your nuts, but trust me…you do not want to look down.

  27. Naomi Campbell Toshiaki Kobayashi Drinking Tea Japanese Tea Ceremony
    YadaYada
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    Aging like fine wine … and just to make sure, I would take a big long sniff of it and swirl it around in my mouth …

  28. Erik Estrada Red Jacket Badge On Hip 82nd Annual Hollywood Christmas Parade
    Swearin
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    He had to show that badge or they wouldn’t have let him in

  29. Erik Estrada Red Jacket Badge On Hip 82nd Annual Hollywood Christmas Parade
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    “I had a stroooke……”

  30. Prince William Motorcycle Live Show NEC
    Smapdi
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    “By jove, its brilliant! Now the royal baby can drive himself to the nanny’s flat.”

  31. Billy Ray Cyrus 82nd Annual Hollywood Christmas Parade
    Patch
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    TWO posts about the Jonas Brothers in one day?!

  32. Prince William Motorcycle Live Show NEC
    ThisWillHurt
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    “Where’s my bike?” – Cee Lo Green

  33. Rihanna Checking Out Laker Girl
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    Slut judge Rihanna is not impressed.

  34. Martin Fischedick
    IAmAGuest
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    Suddenly Kanye is interested in Unicef. Verrrry interested.

  35. Mauricio Umansky Grabbing Kyle Richards Neck
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    “Listen bitch. When Mama Kris says you marry another basketball player by 2014, she means it.”

  36. Ireland Baldwin Bikini Slater Trout Shirtless Instagram
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    Tough fucking life.

  37. Mauricio Umansky Grabbing Kyle Richards Neck
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    Somewhere right now Rihanna’s panties grow inexplicably damp…

  38. Steven Tyler In Car With Young Girl
    Tiggles
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    Which one is Steven Tyler?

  39. Patricia Clarkson Nipples Cleavage No Bra 13th Marrakesh International Film Festival
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    hah…gross

  40. Ireland Baldwin Bikini Slater Trout Shirtless Instagram
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    I’m glad to see that Slater is still alive and together with Ireland. Wait what the fuck did I just say? Fuck Slater. Ireland is mine!

  41. Charlie Sheen New Pornstar Girlfriend Brett Rossi Makeout
    ThisWillHurt
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    It’s so adorable when too people kiss and neither of them can taste chlamydia or amphetamines on the other. #cupidisacokedealer

  42. Mauricio Umansky Grabbing Kyle Richards Neck
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    I see someone’s been reading Melissa Gorga’s book.

  43. Vince Offer ShamWow Guy With Young Girlfriend LAX
    ThisWillHurt
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    “You’re gonna love my nuts.”

  44. Coco Butt Tight Jeans Stuffing Turkey With Sister Instagram
    Vlad
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    See? I told you fisting was like stuffing a turkey.

  45. Vince Offer ShamWow Guy With Young Girlfriend LAX
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    He looks schticky.

  46. Steven Tyler In Car With Young Girl
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    “Criss, can’t you make this traffic disappear or some shit like that?”

  47. Martin Fischedick
    Tiggles
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    You guys are really going the for low-hanging fruit when it comes to comedy.

    • Dox

      Like balls, low hanging fruit can be sat… upon… causing immense pain, and embarrassment….

      yeah I have no idea where I’m going with this….

  48. Martin Scorsese Cheek Kiss Sharon Stone Side Boob 13th Marrakesh International Film Festival
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    That’s some nice downblouse/sideboob.

  49. Ireland Baldwin Bikini Slater Trout Shirtless Instagram
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    I see she’s putting just enough daylight between them so as not to anger Alec – smart move.

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