The Crap We Missed – Monday 12.2.13

December 2nd, 2013 // 423 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed, coming at you after I took four days doing absolutely nothing while Fish waged war with a slow girl from Alaska or something. Shit was long. As for today’s socially acceptable bullying (NOBODY KNOWS YOUR REAL NAME IN THE COMMENT SECTION MUAHAHA!), here are your sacrificial lambs. There’s Taylor Swift doing that thing where she’s occasionally hot and almost makes you forget she’s just absolutely awful. Then we’ve got Donny Deutsch showing off his new ink that he got using his time machine that only travels back to a frat house in 1998, and Naomi Campbell enjoying the simple, humanitarian pleasure that one gets from philanthropy. Well, that and the elaborate ceremony she attended in her honor where a head of state kissed her ass.

But it was probably that first thing that put this shit-eating grin on her face, yeah it was that for sure,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Mauricio Umansky Grabbing Kyle Richards Neck
    donkeylicks
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    Quick I need a “silverstone” !

  2. Kristen Bell Butt Tight Jeans
    banacek
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    Blaze!

  3. Coco Butt Tight Jeans Stuffing Turkey With Sister Instagram
    martina
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    She is so HazMat.
    Honestly, has anyone called LA’s HazMat Team?

  4. Martin Scorsese Cheek Kiss Sharon Stone Side Boob 13th Marrakesh International Film Festival
    sc4play
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    Saggage…..we have saggage.

  5. Naomi Campbell Toshiaki Kobayashi Drinking Tea Japanese Tea Ceremony
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    You know, you don’t have to use the entire bottle of baby oil on your legs …

  6. Ireland Baldwin Bikini Slater Trout Shirtless Instagram
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    Where’s a flying shark when you need one?

  7. Goldie Hawn Cleavage Tank Top Yoga Pants Busted Lips
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    Well she *is* 68 years old, folks. My grandmother was 67 when she died, and looked far linier and droopier than Goldie does. I know it’s The Sup, but cut her a little slack – she’s been alive for more than double (and for some, triple) the amount of years most of us have.

    • Johnny Barbells

      …so, i was’nt the only one thinking; “hm, for old lady titties, those are’nt bad at all.”

  8. Dita Von Teese Nipples No Bra Phantom Der Oper Premiere
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    Her head looks like an Asian pear.

  9. Rob Ford Red Face 47th Cavalcade oOf Lights Toronto
    Johnny Barbells
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    …they’re just fucking with him, there’s nothing there.

  10. Kirstie Alley Tight Dress GMA
    Johnny Barbells
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    …first scientology and now michael richards???
    …fuck this chunky old cunt.

  11. Dita Von Teese Nipples No Bra Phantom Der Oper Premiere
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    Does she look more like Demi or Bruce? .. oh, whoops, this one is way too old to be that girl.

  12. Billy Ray Cyrus 82nd Annual Hollywood Christmas Parade
    yumm
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    even the dogs seem to be twerking .

  13. Bradley Cooper Amy Adams Cleavage American Hustle Presentation
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    Didn’t know they made nylon biker jackets.

  14. Prince William Motorcycle Live Show NEC
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    The future King posing with a miniature motorcycle; who says the royals are stuffy?

  15. Patricia Clarkson Nipples Cleavage No Bra 13th Marrakesh International Film Festival
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    For some reason I want to go check the trunk of my car and make sure I have a can of Fix-a-Flat. Just in case.

  16. Maria Shriver Yoga Pants
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    One night a year, the dead walk the Earth. Leona Helmsley’s ghost has just fired 715 hotel workers, and it’s not even dark yet. Well played, Leona. Well played.

  17. Taylor Swift Cleavage Winter Whites Gala
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    Even in London, she’s still judging you.

  18. Martin Scorsese Cheek Kiss Sharon Stone Side Boob 13th Marrakesh International Film Festival
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    “Don’t look down. Will… turn… to… stone…”

  19. Patricia Clarkson Nipples Cleavage No Bra 13th Marrakesh International Film Festival
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    Then, came the day in 2050, when Taylor Swift had no more ex-boyfriends to judge. She mustered up her most prideful smug expression, and quietly expired.

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