Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed, coming at you after I took four days doing absolutely nothing while Fish waged war with a slow girl from Alaska or something. Shit was long. As for today’s socially acceptable bullying (NOBODY KNOWS YOUR REAL NAME IN THE COMMENT SECTION MUAHAHA!), here are your sacrificial lambs. There’s Taylor Swift doing that thing where she’s occasionally hot and almost makes you forget she’s just absolutely awful. Then we’ve got Donny Deutsch showing off his new ink that he got using his time machine that only travels back to a frat house in 1998, and Naomi Campbell enjoying the simple, humanitarian pleasure that one gets from philanthropy. Well, that and the elaborate ceremony she attended in her honor where a head of state kissed her ass.
But it was probably that first thing that put this shit-eating grin on her face, yeah it was that for sure,
- Photo Boy