The Crap We Missed – Monday 12.2.13

December 2nd, 2013 // 423 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed, coming at you after I took four days doing absolutely nothing while Fish waged war with a slow girl from Alaska or something. Shit was long. As for today’s socially acceptable bullying (NOBODY KNOWS YOUR REAL NAME IN THE COMMENT SECTION MUAHAHA!), here are your sacrificial lambs. There’s Taylor Swift doing that thing where she’s occasionally hot and almost makes you forget she’s just absolutely awful. Then we’ve got Donny Deutsch showing off his new ink that he got using his time machine that only travels back to a frat house in 1998, and Naomi Campbell enjoying the simple, humanitarian pleasure that one gets from philanthropy. Well, that and the elaborate ceremony she attended in her honor where a head of state kissed her ass.

But it was probably that first thing that put this shit-eating grin on her face, yeah it was that for sure,

- Photo Boy

Click Here To Start The Gallery

Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Splash News, WENN

superficial

  1. Sharon Osbourne Louis Walsh Laughing
    Commented on this photo:

    “And then, my dough-tah landed a job as a fashion critic!”

  2. Rihanna Checking Out Laker Girl
    ThisWillHurt
    Commented on this photo:

    “Dumb bitch. She probably doesn’t have a real education and has some idiot boyfriend who doesn’t respect her and beats her every time she . . . oh.”

  3. Naomi Campbell Toshiaki Kobayashi Drinking Tea Japanese Tea Ceremony
    Vlad
    Commented on this photo:

    That’s it, drink the tea…drink the tea. Toshiaki-san is getting the brown sugar soon.

  4. Bar Refaeli Topless Instagram
    john
    Commented on this photo:

    GOD DAMN PERFECT!!!!!!

  5. Rihanna Checking Out Laker Girl
    Commented on this photo:

    Rihanna is giving her the eyes that cut.

  6. Charlie Sheen New Pornstar Girlfriend Brett Rossi Makeout
    Commented on this photo:

    Ah, recreational narcotics. Is there any obstacle they can’t overcome?

  7. Maria Shriver Yoga Pants
    john
    Commented on this photo:

    she is starting to look like the emperor from Star Wars……I guess that is what happens when the Kennedy gets sucked out of you by your ex-husband

  8. Rihanna Checking Out Laker Girl
    Commented on this photo:

    “You think you’re hot shit, bitch. You look like you can’t even take a punch to the face.”

  9. Rob Ford Red Face 47th Cavalcade oOf Lights Toronto
    Commented on this photo:

    Marion Barry, eat your heart out.

  10. Billy Ray Cyrus 82nd Annual Hollywood Christmas Parade
    Commented on this photo:

    Billy Ray is not amused by the quality of bitches at this event.

  11. Vince Offer ShamWow Guy With Young Girlfriend LAX
    Commented on this photo:

    Looks like he’s off the crack…

  12. Ireland Baldwin Bikini Slater Trout Shirtless Instagram
    ThisWillHurt
    Commented on this photo:

    @daddy had a fun day with my bf now im gonna show him a REAL cocksucker #itsme #imverygood

  13. Gavin Rossdale Gwen Stefani Pregnant Boobs American Hustle Presentation
    Commented on this photo:

    Beautiful couple. I love them both.

  14. Kirstie Alley Tight Dress GMA
    Commented on this photo:

    There’s a Charlie and the Chocolate Factory joke here that I’m too lazy to make.

  15. Donny Deutsch Fat Gut Man Boobs Tribal Bicep Tatoo
    CrashHell
    Commented on this photo:

    DANG! Kevin Nealon is one dark mutha fuka.

  16. Kristen Bell Butt Tight Jeans
    Vlad
    Commented on this photo:

    I think that piece goes over here.

    This is the last time I buy a van from IKEA.

  17. Dita Von Teese Nipples No Bra Phantom Der Oper Premiere
    Commented on this photo:

    I never realized before that the Phantom mask looks like it was molded from Dita’s face.

  18. Patricia Clarkson Nipples Cleavage No Bra 13th Marrakesh International Film Festival
    Commented on this photo:

    Not bad for a woman her age.

  19. Naomi Campbell Toshiaki Kobayashi Drinking Tea Japanese Tea Ceremony
    Dox
    Commented on this photo:

    Japanese Tea Ceremony- Or the way of the tea. Perhaps one of the most beautiful ceremonies ever created can be summed up into this sentence….

    “Treasure each meeting, for it can never be reproduced.”

    Which quite possibly in this case, might be a side benefit.

  20. Rob Ford Red Face 47th Cavalcade oOf Lights Toronto
    Commented on this photo:

    “Wow you were right – these lights look fucking AWESOME after a big ol’ hit off the crack pipe!”

  21. Martin Fischedick
    Commented on this photo:

    Kanye just got the joke.

  22. Donny Deutsch Fat Gut Man Boobs Tribal Bicep Tatoo
    Commented on this photo:

    “Check out this killer tattoo I got from 2001.”

  23. Donny Deutsch Fat Gut Man Boobs Tribal Bicep Tatoo
    Dox
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m guessing its pronounced douche….

  24. Naomi Campbell Toshiaki Kobayashi Drinking Tea Japanese Tea Ceremony
    Hugh G. Rection
    Commented on this photo:

    Two seconds later, the Japanese guy had a diamond studded blackberry sticking out of his ear.

  25. Kirstie Alley Tight Dress GMA
    Commented on this photo:

    There’s also a Barney joke in there somewhere.

  26. Kristen Bell Butt Tight Jeans
    Commented on this photo:

    I thought you said Paul Walker was dead.

  27. Ireland Baldwin Bikini Slater Trout Shirtless Instagram
    Dox
    Commented on this photo:

    Glad to see everyone’s cutting back during the recession.

  28. Martin Fischedick
    Commented on this photo:

    Well, I suppose as long as it’s für the Kinder.

  29. Billy Ray Cyrus 82nd Annual Hollywood Christmas Parade
    Commented on this photo:

    Billy Ray is hoping that by hanging out with Olate Dogs, winners of America’s Got Talent, a little talent might rub off on him.

  30. Rob Ford Red Face 47th Cavalcade oOf Lights Toronto
    Vlad
    Commented on this photo:

    Look, Rob! Santa’s bringing you some more crack!

    Hi, Santa.

  31. Cara Santana Butt Bikini Jesse Metcalfe
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Most men are happy when they pull out a fantastic pussy of the sea catch like that.

  32. Martin Scorsese Cheek Kiss Sharon Stone Side Boob 13th Marrakesh International Film Festival
    Dox
    Commented on this photo:

    Holy shit, a real live troll.

  33. Prince William Motorcycle Live Show NEC
    Hugh G. Rection
    Commented on this photo:

    The motorcycle is full sized for the guy on the left.

  34. Rihanna Checking Out Laker Girl
    Commented on this photo:

    Ebony skank and ivory skank.

  35. Vince Offer ShamWow Guy With Young Girlfriend LAX
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m assuming from her sunglasses that his girlfriend is blind. Because no way he’s pulling that level of pussy. She’s hot.

  36. Martin Scorsese Cheek Kiss Sharon Stone Side Boob 13th Marrakesh International Film Festival
    Commented on this photo:

    Woody Allen cleans up nicely, once you get his hair under control.

  37. Cara Santana Butt Bikini Jesse Metcalfe
    Commented on this photo:

    Impromptu poll: Aunt Jemima, Mrs. Butterworth’s or real maple syrup?

    • Dox

      Pfft. Real Maple Syrup.

      Mrs. Butterworth’s still scares the fuck out of me…. Involved a hit of acid, and a craving for pancakes.

  38. Rihanna Checking Out Laker Girl
    Dox
    Commented on this photo:

    In a moment of reflection, Rihanna began to regret some of her life choices.

  39. Maria Shriver Yoga Pants
    Commented on this photo:

    This is the best I’ve ever seen her look. She still looks like Skeletor, though.

  40. Cara Santana Butt Bikini Jesse Metcalfe
    Commented on this photo:

    Hah! I knew she was a blow-up doll.

  41. Bar Refaeli Topless Instagram
    Commented on this photo:

    At least she realizes she’s not that famous so can safely drag a five year-old pic out and no one will notice

  42. Patricia Clarkson Nipples Cleavage No Bra 13th Marrakesh International Film Festival
    Commented on this photo:

    I honestly thought that was Meryl Streep.

  43. Kirstie Alley Tight Dress GMA
    Commented on this photo:

    The Grimace steps out on her own ditching the Hamburglar and Mayor McCheese for a night on the town solo.

  44. Mauricio Umansky Grabbing Kyle Richards Neck
    Dox
    Commented on this photo:

    Nothing says I love and respect my spouse as much as grabbing them like a naughty dog in front of the entire world, and having it immortalized in the national media.

    Coming up next… Chris Brown’s Marriage Counseling Hour….

  45. Erik Estrada Red Jacket Badge On Hip 82nd Annual Hollywood Christmas Parade
    CrashHell
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s Morphin Time…Tyrannosaurus!

  46. Charlie Sheen New Pornstar Girlfriend Brett Rossi Makeout
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m sure this love is forever.

  47. Charlie Sheen New Pornstar Girlfriend Brett Rossi Makeout
    Commented on this photo:

    Mouth to mouth herpes resuscitation.

  48. Kirstie Alley Tight Dress GMA
    Hugh G. Rection
    Commented on this photo:

    As I understand it, scientology helped her recover from a cocaine problem. But they’re still working on the cheeseburger problem.

  49. Maria Shriver Yoga Pants
    Commented on this photo:

    She actually looks like a human being here.

  50. Aubrey O'Day Butt Bikini Dog Instagram
    Commented on this photo:

    Did JJ Abrams take this pic?

Leave A Comment