The Crap We Missed – Monday 12.19.16

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed where I introduce you to Pizza Vadge. She’s like Eggina, but greasier, which isn’t a slam on Italians, but if it was I’m allowed to say that. I’m 100% dago. We’ve also got the greatest Joe Jonas pic I have ever found, Keke Palmer who is ramping her game up quickly (That means nipple, yes.), and R. Kelly who I refuse to be amused by since I found out he’s a serial rapist, but he’s rubbing someone’s phone on his dick in this picture. I only have so much strength, people.

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