“Ohmygod, is that Tom helping that window washer churn butter? He’s so helpful.”
Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Superman looking way more manlier than I remember, Crystal Harris somehow not back on the pole yet and Shane Warne absolutely serving David Beckham. Like watching Mike Tyson punch Samuel L. Jackson’s character in Unbreakable – when he was a baby.
Alright, who traveled back in time and stepped on a butterfly?
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You know, Scientology could have kept that tooth from turning brown.
You’re being glib, Richard!
Hypno-toad is your master Mike Tyson!
Win!
I don’t know how you guys keep things straight down there. Genital wrangling…..what a hassle.
“Mom always told me if you can’t say something nice with your eyes… don’t say nothing at all. …”
Bystander: “Russell, for the love of god, suck in that gut!”
Russell: “I AM sucking it in!”
I’m not sure what he’s doing, but according to the look on his face he’s doing it wrong.
I dunno about that outfit but she has lost a lot of weight.
you should see the shoes.. or rather, you should NOT see the shoes
(breathing fast, not blinking)
“You see, I had a kid and went fucking psycho…..so now I take anti-psychotics and I’m totally normal now!!”
As long as we don’t have to see them rub anything else together.
No a fan of the “butt-gut”
Well that’s the way I dress when I’m going to go through airport security.
You’re getting fat!
No comments? We can take the time to comment on whores and hacks but not a magnificent actor and artist? Well to hell with you all then. Gary Oldman is amazing.
It is because he is a magnificent actor and not a whore or a hack that he has few to no comments. We come here to destroy the assholes in case you did not notice.
Tell it Venom!!
Exactly, what can you do? Looks okay, does some great movies, seems to not act like an asshole. I can even forgive the scarf given that it matches the grey and it’s probably cool enough in London to warrant one.
It appears to be a person wearing a suit. Look at the way it moves.
This Indy uses his striped scarf instead of a bullwhip.
White men can’t jump and black woman can’t fly through the air like a speeding bullet.
Did she stuff a calzone down the front of those tights?
No that’s where her son hides.
“When Tommy talks to me it looks like this…”
Seconds later she began firing ping-pong balls into the audience, indiscriminately killing one person and injuring three others
ping pong balls? try darts! I’ve seen it while holding balloons, they were popping every single one! skills…bitches get down like that. not in America though…what a shame.
I must break you.
off-camera: delicious Fed-Ex delivery man wearing shorts
I wouldn’t mind seeing that myself!!
How big are your balls to photobomb Mike Fucking Tyson?
nice.
Losing his grip on heterosexuality.
I like the boots. They look sturdy.
I will ignore everything else here.
Well, now I know never to test your interest in a three-way.
So makeup and teeth whitening products don’t make 60 year olds look 30? Damn commercials.
They grow up so fast, nowadays.
flattering.
Ali Lohan put on a few pounds, good for her.
Is this the next Batman villain?
Peter Nolan introduces the most deadly nemesis Batman has seen yet…Difficult Brown, she causes intestinal distress with the power of e-coli and butt ugliness.
Christopher Nolan is the director of The Dark Knight Rises. You’re confusing him with Christopher Knight, who played Peter Brady.
The new Batman Villain: “Difficult Brown”.
I’m going to be laughing at this for days!
Thanks, man!
It’s what happens to me when I see David Beckham too.
He talks as if his nuts are in a vice.
Posh. That is my answer to that statement.
“Thetan? Is that you?”
Not Anorexic.
Poor Oprah just cant keep the weight off.
Waiting for the third guy to see if it fits.
Culture Club doing a reunion tour?
She looks like someone put half of Boy George’s outfit through the shredder.
“Damn. Did he grab a helium balloon AGAIN?!?”
ha ha!!
“I said I would bake the mother fuckin’ gingerbread cookies. Who the fuck decided to… oh, they ARE the ones I made. Never mind then. Merry Christmas everyone, let’s sing some old timey carols.”
If they’re looking for a double date, I’ve got a sister. They’re our type, too.
Ali Lohan: Challenge Accepted.
If his hair continues down this path I figure in about 5 years he’ll be sporting the full-blown poofy Dracula-do 24/7.
Nice ‘stash, Gable.
Bit of a midsection mess there.
Gross! Why is she not hiding under a burlap sack?!
Nothing to see here, apparently everything is just A-OK.
Bond, Scarf Bond.
Show us your BUSH.
In Latin America they refer to him as Yo Yonas… so he’s got THAT going for him, which is nice.
Is this before or after he got his stomach pumped for jizz?
Pumped out or pumped in?
so hansen is cheating on all their wives now? polygamy and incest? impressive.
Much better angle. Yes, she has nice tits. Too bad about the brain damage.
It is shoots like this where I’m thankful I didn’t grow up to be a photographer. Could you imagine how long it took and how much coaching was required to finally make her look halfway interesting?
Not a fan of the nested Members-Only jackets or the Philly Lid.
That’s a Philly hat?
Oh, I didn’t know Warne is the new head of ‘The Second Mile’
He just found out which aisle the balls are on.