“Ohmygod, is that Tom helping that window washer churn butter? He’s so helpful.”
Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Superman looking way more manlier than I remember, Crystal Harris somehow not back on the pole yet and Shane Warne absolutely serving David Beckham. Like watching Mike Tyson punch Samuel L. Jackson’s character in Unbreakable – when he was a baby.
Alright, who traveled back in time and stepped on a butterfly?
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She belongs to a strange religious cult which demands that at Christmas wear a snow pea on your wrist.
Amber Rose has really let herself go.
Oh for fucks sake! You assholes find shit to bitch about on a thick girl and you find shit to bitch about on a thin girl. I’m willing to bet ALL of you assholes don’t come close to looking half as good as the people you insult.
Actually, women who aren’t grossly over-or underweight are generally praised as fap material.
“Ooooooooooh, so that’s why Tom only hires Asians to be his pool boy.”
Maybe you should layoff the the buffet line Russell
I actually find her cute here.
“Nothing comes between me and my Depends undergarments.”™
no one is going to take your boobs seriously if you keep acting like this, Kat.
If he’d done more of that, maybe he’d still be with ashlee simpson.
Reenactment of his first donkey-punch.
Dude gets around so much, his lovers often do it to him.
Is that seam in the material or under the material?
“OMG! Is that? Damn it Tom! Not another penis drawing with your plane. Damn it Tom! Not Funny!”
Why is Alf holding a mike to Mike?
In England soccer is called “football”.
Here we call it “boring”
And with that comment, America hits a new low pitch of stupidity.
I love how all these retards flash the horns, yet they wouldn’t know REAL Metal if it slapped them “open handedly” in the face!
Jack Link’s Beef Jerky premiers it’s new “Surfin’ with Sasquatch” add campaign.
I didn’t know that Larry Flynt worked for the World Boxing Council?
Zexy!!!!!!!!
Russell Slimmons
She wears that outfit everyday!!!
Pleatherpuss
Looks like they just found out it’s not gay if it’s a three-way.
Doesn’t every bad Aerosmith video end this way?
That ain’t a woman. It’s a man, man!
Wow, my dream man!!!! NOT
Simply immortal!
Really?? He chose that time and place to readjust his watson?!?
Just out of frame is Lex Steele holding another black microphone.
Look at her, she’s in the baggy sweater with leggings and boots look like she wore on Dawson’s Creek. Awwwww, 90′s. Where’s my Hootie & The Blowfish CD?
This dude is a 43 year old successful actor so why does he look like a gay 60 year old rancher. Beers, steers and queers, y’all.
Not pictured:Her emotion suppression chip.
He just realized that the Kardashian’s are everywhere,poor Bond.
LeAnn Rimes eat your heart out.
Hayden Panettiere wasn’t tall enough to make the frame.
Suddenly I want a teapot for Christmas.
Since when does Buddha wear pants?
Who wants to play ‘find the things wrong with this picture’?
So it’s Uranus, not the sun that blinds people.
Why does her right leg look like it’s on backwards?
Sorry Fish, I dunno where you get your info from but Kat Dennings isn’t dating a Hanson…