The Crap We Missed – Monday 12.19.11

December 19th, 2011 // 677 Comments

“Ohmygod, is that Tom helping that window washer churn butter? He’s so helpful.”

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Superman looking way more manlier than I remember, Crystal Harris somehow not back on the pole yet and Shane Warne absolutely serving David Beckham. Like watching Mike Tyson punch Samuel L. Jackson’s character in Unbreakable – when he was a baby.

Alright, who traveled back in time and stepped on a butterfly?

- The Superficial

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Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Getty, Fame, Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Catherine McNeil Bikini
    cc
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    She belongs to a strange religious cult which demands that at Christmas wear a snow pea on your wrist.

  2. Russell Simmons Shirtless Beach Workout
    tayker
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    Amber Rose has really let herself go.

  3. Sharni Vinson Bikini
    John
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    Oh for fucks sake! You assholes find shit to bitch about on a thick girl and you find shit to bitch about on a thin girl. I’m willing to bet ALL of you assholes don’t come close to looking half as good as the people you insult.

  4. Katie Holmes
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    “Ooooooooooh, so that’s why Tom only hires Asians to be his pool boy.”

  5. Russell Simmons Shirtless Beach Workout
    Hip-Hop Jammies
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    Maybe you should layoff the the buffet line Russell

  6. Serena Williams Superman Pajamas
    AnnaDraconida
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    I actually find her cute here.

  7. Brooke Shields
    catapostrophe
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    “Nothing comes between me and my Depends undergarments.”™

  8. Kat Dennings
    stratacat
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    no one is going to take your boobs seriously if you keep acting like this, Kat.

  9. Pete Wentz
    JungleRed
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    If he’d done more of that, maybe he’d still be with ashlee simpson.

  10. Joe Jonas
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    Reenactment of his first donkey-punch.
    Dude gets around so much, his lovers often do it to him.

  11. Stephanie Seymour Cameltoe Tight Pants
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    Is that seam in the material or under the material?

  12. Katie Holmes
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    “OMG! Is that? Damn it Tom! Not another penis drawing with your plane. Damn it Tom! Not Funny!”

  13. Mike Tyson
    King Diamond
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    Why is Alf holding a mike to Mike?

  14. Shane Warne Adjusts Cup
    benz
    Commented on this photo:

    In England soccer is called “football”.
    Here we call it “boring”

  15. Jessie J See Through Dress
    King Diamond
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    I love how all these retards flash the horns, yet they wouldn’t know REAL Metal if it slapped them “open handedly” in the face!

  16. Russell Simmons Shirtless Beach Workout
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    Jack Link’s Beef Jerky premiers it’s new “Surfin’ with Sasquatch” add campaign.

  17. Mike Tyson
    Steelerchick
    Commented on this photo:

    I didn’t know that Larry Flynt worked for the World Boxing Council?

  18. Russell Simmons Shirtless Beach Workout
    Steelerchick
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    Zexy!!!!!!!!

  19. Russell Simmons Shirtless Beach Workout
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    Russell Slimmons

  20. Sinead O'Connor Leather Outfit
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    She wears that outfit everyday!!!

  21. Kat Dennings
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    Looks like they just found out it’s not gay if it’s a three-way.

  22. Melissa Satta Fishnets Legs Spread
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    Doesn’t every bad Aerosmith video end this way?

  23. Serena Williams Superman Pajamas
    Danger Powers
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    That ain’t a woman. It’s a man, man!

  24. Pete Wentz
    squishy
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    Wow, my dream man!!!! NOT

  25. Sting Scarf
    squishy
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    Simply immortal!

  26. Shane Warne Adjusts Cup
    squishy
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    Really?? He chose that time and place to readjust his watson?!?

  27. Katie Holmes
    bodhaiii
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    Just out of frame is Lex Steele holding another black microphone.

  28. Katie Holmes
    1inPink1inStink
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    Look at her, she’s in the baggy sweater with leggings and boots look like she wore on Dawson’s Creek. Awwwww, 90′s. Where’s my Hootie & The Blowfish CD?

  29. Daniel Craig Scarf
    Felonious Monkey
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    This dude is a 43 year old successful actor so why does he look like a gay 60 year old rancher. Beers, steers and queers, y’all.

  30. Katie Holmes
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    Not pictured:Her emotion suppression chip.

  31. Daniel Craig Scarf
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    He just realized that the Kardashian’s are everywhere,poor Bond.

  32. Sharni Vinson Bikini
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    LeAnn Rimes eat your heart out.

  33. Wladimir Klitschko Vitali Klitschko Heart Hands
    Violet
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    Hayden Panettiere wasn’t tall enough to make the frame.

  34. Daniel Craig Scarf
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    Suddenly I want a teapot for Christmas.

  35. Russell Simmons Shirtless Beach Workout
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    Since when does Buddha wear pants?

  36. Kat Dennings
    Commented on this photo:

    Who wants to play ‘find the things wrong with this picture’?

  37. Melissa Satta Fishnets Legs Spread
    Commented on this photo:

    So it’s Uranus, not the sun that blinds people.

  38. Katie Holmes
    Betty
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    Why does her right leg look like it’s on backwards?

  39. Kat Dennings
    melissa
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    Sorry Fish, I dunno where you get your info from but Kat Dennings isn’t dating a Hanson…

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