The Crap We Missed – Monday 12.19.11

December 19th, 2011 // 677 Comments

“Ohmygod, is that Tom helping that window washer churn butter? He’s so helpful.”

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Superman looking way more manlier than I remember, Crystal Harris somehow not back on the pole yet and Shane Warne absolutely serving David Beckham. Like watching Mike Tyson punch Samuel L. Jackson’s character in Unbreakable – when he was a baby.

Alright, who traveled back in time and stepped on a butterfly?

- The Superficial

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Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Getty, Fame, Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. JK

    I see dead Thetans!

  2. Demi Lovato Shredded Skirt
    Joe
    Commented on this photo:

    Karma karma karma karma karma chameleon.

  3. Crystal Harris Christmas Sweater
    spartacus
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    And this is who? What has she done?

    • Name (required)

      Hefner’s ex-fiance. You know. The one that changed her mind and made him look like a silly old fool.

  4. Snarf

    Xenu returns!

  5. Pete Wentz
    spartacus
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    Douchebag

  6. Bradley Cooper
    spartacus
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    bell-end cheese monkey

  7. Sting Scarf
    spartacus
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    tantric sex smelling of weed

  8. Katie Holmes
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    Just out of frame stands a man that’s 5’11″.

  9. Shane Warne Adjusts Cup
    Codot
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    Odd place for Liz Hurley to keep her purse.

  10. Wladimir Klitschko Vitali Klitschko Heart Hands
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    There is nothing gay at all about the buddy-system hand-job.

  11. Sting Scarf
    Codot
    Commented on this photo:

    Stung.

  12. Sinead O'Connor Leather Outfit
    CK
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    “Mad Max: Beyond Thunderbrown”?

  13. Serena Williams Superman Pajamas
    Commented on this photo:

    Well we finally found my kryptonite…

  14. Daniel Craig Scarf
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    He better watch out, Rachel kicked her former husband to the curb for wearing too many scarves…

  15. Mike Tyson
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    Did anyone eva’ tell you yo eawers look delithous?

  16. Kat Dennings
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    She’s dating the Hanson kids now? She could do better. And I base that solely on her leaked pictures BTW

  17. Catherine McNeil Bikini
    Codot
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    She looks amazing for a woman of forty.

  18. Daniel Craig Scarf
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    I was just about to make a smart-ass comment when his hand came out of my monitor and smacked me.

  19. Sting Scarf
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    I had no idea all Voldermort wanted to be was a musician…

  20. Daniel Craig Scarf
    Cock Dr
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    The new Bond has got a great body but damn he is a homely feller.

  21. Sharni Vinson Bikini
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    Somebody throw a quarter of a shrimp on the barbie.

    • She needs to eat like 1000 shrimps soaked in butter a day and not do any form of exercise for at least six months.

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        The camera adds 20 lbs

  22. Stephanie Seymour Cameltoe Tight Pants
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    I would kick small children to be with that…

  23. Sharni Vinson Bikini
    PtC
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    She looks fit and anorexic at the same time.

  24. Jessie J See Through Dress
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    This may look cute until you realize she suffers from mini-strokes…

  25. Russell Simmons Shirtless Beach Workout
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    I will never forget when it emerged from the sea. It was angry, and unnatural, and it sold us hip-hop apparel.

  26. Sharni Vinson Bikini
    Cock Dr
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    The swimsuit has to come off before I can pronounce with confidence this woman’s abs are among the top 10 of the western world.

  27. Mike Tyson
    Deacon Jones
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    LOL,

    That Jewish guy looks like the pre-World War II cartoon caricatures they used to circulate in Germany.

    “Beware of THE JEW!”

  28. Crystal Harris Christmas Sweater
    Commented on this photo:

    Get under the tree, bitch. I’ll be opening you up later.

  29. Russell Simmons Shirtless Beach Workout
    Cock Dr
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    A cup moobs.

  30. Pete Wentz
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    That’s a crack security team you got there.

  31. Pete Wentz
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    Those aren’t snowflakes, Pete. It’s leftover ashes from the wildfires.

  32. Yulla Voronin Bikini
    dude!
    Commented on this photo:

    Dear Santa:
    I’ll take two of these, please. I have been a very good boy…er . . uh, dude.

  33. Pete Wentz
    Cock Dr
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    I don’t see how this person rates as a “celebrity”.
    Impregnating a Simpson gal just doesn’t qualify.

  34. Russell Simmons Shirtless Beach Workout
    DiegoAD
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    More like “Def Comedy Ham”.

    *Rimshot*

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      *Tumbleweeds*

  35. Russell Simmons Shirtless Beach Workout
    Deacon Jones
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    Somebody’s ready to lay a beat down on Chuck Norris yo.

  36. Hilary Duff Covers Face
    Cock Dr
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    There’s a little hockey player in there.

  37. Sinead O'Connor Leather Outfit
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Death by Bunga-bunga

  38. Hilary Duff Covers Face
    Commented on this photo:

    I can see how it would be hard for her to choose hiding either her face or her stomach.

  39. Hilary Duff Covers Face
    Commented on this photo:

    H.R. PuffinDuff

  40. Sting Scarf
    Commented on this photo:

    Sinead O’Conner looks so much better with that scarf hiding her ugly tattoo.

  41. Kat Dennings
    Deacon Jones
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    (photographer) “Dudes! How sweet are her tits!?!”

  42. Russell Simmons Shirtless Beach Workout
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
    Commented on this photo:

    That’s what I’m getting for Christmas, a sweater.

  43. Sting Scarf
    Shonzie
    Commented on this photo:

    Sinead O’Connor?

  44. Kat Dennings
    HorontHearsABoob
    Commented on this photo:

    Who’s the High Fivin’ White Guy on the right?

    Dude needs to give Shaun White his haircut back.

  45. Brooke Shields
    anthonyOA
    Commented on this photo:

    End of an era. The Jurassic era. Yikes.

  46. Katie Holmes
    Commented on this photo:

    Look, up in the sky!”
    “It’s a bird.”
    “It’s a plane”.
    “It’s Superman!”
    No, It’s Tom!
    No, It’s Thetans!
    No, It’s L. Ron Hubbard!
    No, it’s a bird. Nevermind.

  47. Sting Scarf
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    *howl of anguish*

  48. Bradley Cooper
    Deacon Jones
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    Sportin’ the Byrds hat!

    Goes great with that thousand dollar whatever, Brad!

  49. Sting Scarf
    Commented on this photo:

    It looks like someone’s Aunt is in chemo.

  50. Yulla Voronin Bikini
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    Miami…..oh….Miami….

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