“Ohmygod, is that Tom helping that window washer churn butter? He’s so helpful.”
Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Superman looking way more manlier than I remember, Crystal Harris somehow not back on the pole yet and Shane Warne absolutely serving David Beckham. Like watching Mike Tyson punch Samuel L. Jackson’s character in Unbreakable – when he was a baby.
Alright, who traveled back in time and stepped on a butterfly?
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I see dead Thetans!
Karma karma karma karma karma chameleon.
And this is who? What has she done?
Hefner’s ex-fiance. You know. The one that changed her mind and made him look like a silly old fool.
Xenu returns!
Douchebag
bell-end cheese monkey
tantric sex smelling of weed
Just out of frame stands a man that’s 5’11″.
this would be funny if she was tom’s height… but she is 5’9
Odd place for Liz Hurley to keep her purse.
hahahahaha
There is nothing gay at all about the buddy-system hand-job.
Looks more like a ball-job.
Stung.
“Mad Max: Beyond Thunderbrown”?
Well we finally found my kryptonite…
LOL +
He better watch out, Rachel kicked her former husband to the curb for wearing too many scarves…
Honey who do you think dressed him???
Did anyone eva’ tell you yo eawers look delithous?
+1!
She’s dating the Hanson kids now? She could do better. And I base that solely on her leaked pictures BTW
She looks amazing for a woman of forty.
I was just about to make a smart-ass comment when his hand came out of my monitor and smacked me.
It’s really hard to laugh at this while he’s kicking me in the balls.
I hear he can take out Chuck Norris now.
I had no idea all Voldermort wanted to be was a musician…
Voldermort? Looks like a Star Wars extra to me..
The new Bond has got a great body but damn he is a homely feller.
He does have a head like a bastard rat.
Somebody throw a quarter of a shrimp on the barbie.
She needs to eat like 1000 shrimps soaked in butter a day and not do any form of exercise for at least six months.
The camera adds 20 lbs
I would kick small children to be with that…
She looks fit and anorexic at the same time.
This may look cute until you realize she suffers from mini-strokes…
I will never forget when it emerged from the sea. It was angry, and unnatural, and it sold us hip-hop apparel.
spot on
Bwahahaha Spot on mate!!
The swimsuit has to come off before I can pronounce with confidence this woman’s abs are among the top 10 of the western world.
CD, if the swimsuit came off I’m afraid she’d fall apart; I think it’s the only thing holding her together.
LOL,
That Jewish guy looks like the pre-World War II cartoon caricatures they used to circulate in Germany.
“Beware of THE JEW!”
Except he’s Mexican of Lebanese Arab descent.
Either way, it looks like he just shit himself.
lol.
Get under the tree, bitch. I’ll be opening you up later.
A cup moobs.
That’s a crack security team you got there.
Those aren’t snowflakes, Pete. It’s leftover ashes from the wildfires.
Dear Santa:
I’ll take two of these, please. I have been a very good boy…er . . uh, dude.
I don’t see how this person rates as a “celebrity”.
Impregnating a Simpson gal just doesn’t qualify.
He was also in a shitty band
More like “Def Comedy Ham”.
*Rimshot*
*Tumbleweeds*
Somebody’s ready to lay a beat down on Chuck Norris yo.
There’s a little hockey player in there.
Death by Bunga-bunga
Classic joke!
I can see how it would be hard for her to choose hiding either her face or her stomach.
H.R. PuffinDuff
Sinead O’Conner looks so much better with that scarf hiding her ugly tattoo.
(photographer) “Dudes! How sweet are her tits!?!”
absolutely fantastic tits. not so much an actress, but I’d look at her all day.
That’s what I’m getting for Christmas, a sweater.
Sinead O’Connor?
I was thinking how Sting looks much like Sinead.
I wonder if he likes anal?
He’s more into “difficult sound”.
Who’s the High Fivin’ White Guy on the right?
Dude needs to give Shaun White his haircut back.
End of an era. The Jurassic era. Yikes.
THIS my friends is how white women age. Enjoy.
Look, up in the sky!”
“It’s a bird.”
“It’s a plane”.
“It’s Superman!”
No, It’s Tom!
No, It’s Thetans!
No, It’s L. Ron Hubbard!
No, it’s a bird. Nevermind.
Oh Shit, it’s Kim Kuntrashian’s ass
Bahahahaha Just what I was thinking!
*howl of anguish*
Sportin’ the Byrds hat!
Goes great with that thousand dollar whatever, Brad!
It looks like someone’s Aunt is in chemo.
Miami…..oh….Miami….