The Crap We Missed – Monday 12.17.12

December 17th, 2012 // 610 Comments

Welcome to another thick and chunky serving of The Crap We Missed, brought to you by another bountiful weekend full of celebrity droppings. To start things off, we’ve got Christina Aguilera, who cleverly avoided getting tossed into those first two links up there by wearing a tailor-made butt cover. We’ve also got Victoria Silvstedt forgetting to take the cap off to give just the smallest doubt that she’s not really trying to blow a soda bottle, Elijah Wood‘s impression of Darwin The IKEA monkey choking to death on a taco, Hannibal Lecter without the intelligence, charm, wit, class, talent and general likability, and finally, Paz de la Huerta faces her greatest fear — THE SHOWER!!

Two Dinklage days in a row. It’s beginning to feel a lot like Christmas,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Adam Lambert VH1 Divas
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    Even by his own standards; he out-gayed himself!

  2. Tom Brady Knit Hat Son Benjamin Stroller Pit Bull
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    Does he have a Klan hood under that hat?

  3. John Mayer Cowboy Hat Pants Tucked Into Boots
    Radadoon
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    That is the most reasonable shoes to wear through the TSA Security line…. NOT. What kind of sotoge wears crap like that….

  4. Russell Brand Fuzzy Boots Trident Afghan
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    He’s Poseidon. King of the seas!

  5. Elijah Wood Eating Taco Rally To Save Henrys Tacos
    Dave
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    He was really desperate for food after sitting for three hours at the Hobbit premiere.

  6. Maria Shriver Face Wrinkles Leopard Print Jacket
    gigi
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    ayyy dios mio! this pic reminds me of an episode of Grimm!

  7. Russell Brand Fuzzy Boots Trident Afghan
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    Oh, I get it! He’s doing the scene from the end of “The Jerk”, right?

    Right?

  8. Madonna Cleavage Lingerie
    Dave
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    “After removing the internal organs and placing them in canopic jars, the Egyptian priests wrap the corpse carefully in scented bandages.”

  9. Charlize Theron Buzz Haircut
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    I thought it was Sinead O’Connor. I’d go up her difficult brown either way.

  10. Kim Kardashian Nipple Cleavage Tight Dress Looking Rough
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    You know Reggie Bush looks at this picture and laughs hysterically .. realizing how he dodged a bloated bullet!

  11. Holly Madison Pregnant Belly The Nutcracker
    Radadoon
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    Props Holly, you have absolutey no talent yet you have made yourself into a photogs cash co. Are you sure you are not a cousin of the Kardashians? Is Kendra too? I knew it!

  12. Britney Spears Holding Puppy Sons Sean Jaden Starbucks
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    Those kids look healthy for people raised on a diet of nothing but Cheetos.

  13. Holly Madison Pregnant Belly The Nutcracker
    Radadoon
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    cow…. why is this page so hard to type comments too?

  14. Kelly Osbourne Cleavage VH1 Divas
    Radadoon
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    Adam Lambert’s cheeks are filling out, he must be squirreling away some nuts for the winter.

  15. Marilyn Manson Oxygen Mask On Ear
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    Be nice you guys. That’s the only way oxygen gets to his brain anymore.

  16. Victoria Silvstedt Cleavage Top Model Belgium Awards
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    She could fit that whole bottle in her mouth.

  17. Kendall Jenner Kylie Jenner Leather Pants Posing With Dolphin Seigfried And Roy Secret Garden
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    Finally someone deserving to be eaten and the tiger is nowhere to be found

  18. Kate Moss Butt Bikini Bottom
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    Still would.

  19. Madonna Cleavage Lingerie
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    That guy best pull tighter to keep her penis tucked in

  20. Kevin Jonas Danielle Deleasa City Harvest Holiday Season Food Drive FDNY
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    It’s nice of her to support his sex fantasies though

  21. John Mayer Cowboy Hat Pants Tucked Into Boots
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    Damn. I love this guy’s music, but everytime I see him it’s a bummer. I need to stop looking at his pictures. Cherish the music.

  22. Donald Sutherland Miami Dolphins Game
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    WESTSIIIIIDE!

  23. Havana Brown Cleavage VH1 Divas
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    The boobs saved it. Is it okay to fap to a frozen corpse?

  24. Tom Cruise El Hormiguero
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    The three man toilet. Get one for your home or business today.

  25. Holly Madison Pregnant Belly The Nutcracker
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    Is she pregnant? Cause I’ve not seen a picture of her in a few months. If she is, I hope she would indicate it in some way.

  26. Kelly Osbourne Cleavage VH1 Divas
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    That’s an unfortunate picture.

  27. Elijah Wood Eating Taco Rally To Save Henrys Tacos
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    Frodo likes Tacos

  28. Elijah Wood Eating Taco Rally To Save Henrys Tacos
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    I was supposed to pick up Carl.

  29. Lady Gaga Leather And Chains Mask
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    Somebody finally muzzled that bitch.

  30. Donald Sutherland Miami Dolphins Game
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    Westside? No, Rheumatide.

  31. Marilyn Manson Oxygen Mask On Ear
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    It looks like Anjelica Huston had some work done.

  32. Maria Shriver Face Wrinkles Leopard Print Jacket
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    What’s she got to be so happy about?

  33. Kendall Jenner Kylie Jenner Leather Pants Posing With Dolphin Seigfried And Roy Secret Garden
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    Thanks for all the fish.

  34. Victoria Silvstedt Cleavage Top Model Belgium Awards
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    She hasn’t figured out that she needs to unscrew the cap.

  35. Charlize Theron Buzz Haircut
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    Belladonna?

  36. Prince Charles Dylan Thomas Birthplace
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    Woohoo! More Prince Charles!

  37. Russell Brand Fuzzy Boots Trident Afghan
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    “Fork You……”

  38. Tamara Ecclestone Cleavage Spandex Dress
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    She still hasn’t learned how to breathe through her nose.

  39. Victoria Silvstedt Cleavage Top Model Belgium Awards
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    And after a minute or two of this, she shoved the bottle right up her ass. Old habits die hard, I guess.

  40. 50 Cent Drunk DSTRKT Night Club
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    Wow. That white goblet gives him so much street cred.

  41. John Mayer Cowboy Hat Pants Tucked Into Boots
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    I guess he doesn’t realize how retarded he looks.

  42. Peter Dinklage Knit Hat Baby Stroller Erica Schmidt
    Pff
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    Brad Pitt looks badass in this pic.

  43. Peter Dinklage Knit Hat Baby Stroller Erica Schmidt
    navvet75
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    did he get on top or…. never mind I don’t want to know

  44. Lady Gaga Leather And Chains Mask
    navvet75
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    rats like in Fahrenheit 451 or brave new world

  45. Holly Madison Pregnant Belly The Nutcracker
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    Lady, stop holding it like it’s gonna fall off.

  46. Maryna Linchuk Bikini Victorias Secret Shoot
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    Wow… zero comments.

    Aw, fuck.

  47. Prince Charles Dylan Thomas Birthplace
    Pff
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    “What kind of gold is this? Looks rare.”

    “That’s not gold, Sir. It’s wood.”

    “Wow. Beds made out of wood? That’s news for me.”

  48. Arianny Celeste Cleavage
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    ripe & firm & round. now where did I put those melons I’m suddenly craving….

  49. Maryna Linchuk Bikini Victorias Secret Shoot
    Pff
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    Pippa?

  50. Christina Aguilera Tight Pants Son Max Matthew Rutler
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    crap you get bow legged when you get fat!? Who knew?

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