The Crap We Missed – Monday 12.17.12

December 17th, 2012 // 610 Comments

Welcome to another thick and chunky serving of The Crap We Missed, brought to you by another bountiful weekend full of celebrity droppings. To start things off, we’ve got Christina Aguilera, who cleverly avoided getting tossed into those first two links up there by wearing a tailor-made butt cover. We’ve also got Victoria Silvstedt forgetting to take the cap off to give just the smallest doubt that she’s not really trying to blow a soda bottle, Elijah Wood‘s impression of Darwin The IKEA monkey choking to death on a taco, Hannibal Lecter without the intelligence, charm, wit, class, talent and general likability, and finally, Paz de la Huerta faces her greatest fear — THE SHOWER!!

Two Dinklage days in a row. It’s beginning to feel a lot like Christmas,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Tamara Ecclestone Cleavage Spandex Dress
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    Arianny Celeste thinks those are bad implants.

  2. Havana Brown Cleavage VH1 Divas
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    Once again, Madame Tussaud’s has outdone itself.

  3. Lady Gaga Leather And Chains Mask
    cc
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    OMG, this shocking…SHOCKING. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

  4. John Mayer Cowboy Hat Pants Tucked Into Boots
    Animal
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    Headed for a men’s room stall for some footsy, no doubt.

  5. Holly Madison Pregnant Belly The Nutcracker
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    She got fat.

  6. Paz De La Huerta Eating In The Rain
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    I know a girl, her hair is brown.
    She wears her smile upside down
    There’s a little black cloud hanging over her head

  7. Goldie Hawn Ein Herz Fuer Kinder Charity Gala
    Animal
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    She doesn’t look too terrible for a woman whose hotness peaked in 1972.

  8. Donald Sutherland Miami Dolphins Game
    cc
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    The Dolphins fan is trying to hide behind a water bottle. Don’t know why. Now if he was a Bills fan…

  9. Christina Aguilera Tight Pants Son Max Matthew Rutler
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    Damn, she went to shit fast.

  10. Maria Shriver Face Wrinkles Leopard Print Jacket
    cc
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    This is actually a little frightening.

  11. Holly Madison Pregnant Belly The Nutcracker
    BB
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    That’s cool, Holly, good for you and shit.

  12. Donald Sutherland Miami Dolphins Game
    EZ-B
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    “Hope, it is the only thing stronger than fear. A little hope is effective, a lot of hope is dangerous. A spark is fine, as long as it’s contained. It appears the Dolphins have been contained, Seneca.”
    “My name’s Bill.”

  13. Marilyn Manson Oxygen Mask On Ear
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    He’s looking more and more like Boy George everyday.

  14. Tom Brady Knit Hat Son Benjamin Stroller Pit Bull
    cc
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    See gentlemen, what marriage does to you? He was an NFL football player, he married a super model. Next thing you know he’s pushing a stroller, in a stupid hat, wearing his wife’s scarf, looking bewildered.

  15. Tom Brady Knit Hat Son Benjamin Stroller Pit Bull
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    “I am the quarterback for the Patriots. I come from…France”

  16. Adam Lambert VH1 Divas
    shemp
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    I didn’t know cock-sucking was allowed on Dragonball Z…

  17. Khloe Kardashian Butt Tight Red Pants
    BB
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    TAKE MY MONEY I surrender! Just please stop PLEASE

  18. John Mayer Cowboy Hat Pants Tucked Into Boots
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    On his way, to bone more bitches.

  19. Russell Brand Fuzzy Boots Trident Afghan
    cc
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    If he plays one of the Three Wise Men, we are going to have to retire the word ‘irony’.

  20. Charlize Theron Buzz Haircut
    cc
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    OMG, she’s going through a lesbian stage? 2013 could be a good year.

  21. Khloe Kardashian Butt Tight Red Pants
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    Red pants mean its that time of month again…get me my fingertip to elbow latex gloves…I’m gonna artificially impregnate this cow.

  22. Adam Lambert VH1 Divas
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    Paint him green and he’s the gay grinch.

  23. Britney Spears Holding Puppy Sons Sean Jaden Starbucks
    EZ-B
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    “This chocolate cake’s muhvin’ round in mah arms, y’all!”
    “Mom, hand me the dog, now.”

  24. Britney Spears Holding Puppy Sons Sean Jaden Starbucks
    cc
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    The kids look relatively well groomed and with a normal BMI. I think the photog got the wrong kids.

  25. Arianny Celeste Cleavage
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    If you squint while looking at the picture and quickly turn your head, she looks like Olivia Munn with ta tas.

  26. Marilyn Manson Oxygen Mask On Ear
    cc
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    I am pretty sure that’s not how you use a CPAP machine.

  27. Victoria Silvstedt Cleavage Top Model Belgium Awards
    cc
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    We know that already Victoria.

  28. Tom Cruise El Hormiguero
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    “Ha, ha Tom! We knew you took the role when you thought the movie was title Jack Reacharound!”

  29. Kim Kardashian Nipple Cleavage Tight Dress Looking Rough
    Radadoon
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    Kim has one misshapen body. How anyone short of an idiotic pretentious clown could find her attractive is beyond me!

  30. Maria Shriver Face Wrinkles Leopard Print Jacket
    Dave
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    It’s starting to get hard to tell her apart from Brooke Shields.

  31. Paz De La Huerta Eating In The Rain
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    She looks genuinely confused.

  32. Marilyn Manson Oxygen Mask On Ear
    EZ-B
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    This is one of those moments where you thought you forgot something but it turns out you’re actually wearing it. He’s going to be sooo embarassed when someone tells him where it is!

  33. Kate Moss Butt Bikini Bottom
    cc
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    Suddenly, one of my all time favorite songs ‘Surfin’ on Heroine’ popped into my head.

  34. Charlize Theron Buzz Haircut
    Dave
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    And I was so sure from the thumbnail that this was Sinead O’Connor.

  35. Kendall Jenner Kylie Jenner Leather Pants Posing With Dolphin Seigfried And Roy Secret Garden
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    How disgusting! You know it’s not the dolphin that smells like fish .. being a mammal and all. Wait …

  36. John Mayer Cowboy Hat Pants Tucked Into Boots
    cc
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    Honestly, I can’t even believe this fuckin’ guy gets laid.

  37. 50 Cent Drunk DSTRKT Night Club
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    So.. many.. consonants… need to buy… a vowel.

  38. Lady Gaga Leather And Chains Mask
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    Are they going to pour bees into it like in “The Wicker Man”?

  39. Khloe Kardashian Butt Tight Red Pants
    cc
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    Oh look, there’s a previously undiscovered gas giant in your universe! Thanks Hubble!

  40. Prince Charles Dylan Thomas Birthplace
    Radadoon
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    So Dylan shat there as a child? I am enthralled by all the details you have enlightened me with in your stories of his youth. Where is the gin?

  41. John Mayer Cowboy Hat Pants Tucked Into Boots
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    Oh, TELL us about your many adventures!

  42. Prince Charles Dylan Thomas Birthplace
    Dave
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    “A child slept here, you say? And was tucked in by a loving parent with genuine human emotion and affection?”

    “Yes, sir. It’s true.”

    “Bloody hell…”

  43. Donald Sutherland Miami Dolphins Game
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    This looks like a movie where Santa needs help delivering presents and the only one who can do it is a hipster douchebag.

  44. Elijah Wood Eating Taco Rally To Save Henrys Tacos
    CrashHell
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    He Ate the Little One!

  45. Britney Spears Holding Puppy Sons Sean Jaden Starbucks
    Dave
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    “Crazy Bertney— I mean, mom, can I play with the rat now?”

  46. Havana Brown Cleavage VH1 Divas
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    I don’t think Edmund was just in it for the Turkish Delight.

  47. Marilyn Manson Oxygen Mask On Ear
    Dave
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    “Hey lil’ mama, let me hiss softly in your ear…”

  48. Kelly Osbourne Cleavage VH1 Divas
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    The thumbnail was cuter.

  49. Victoria Silvstedt Cleavage Top Model Belgium Awards
    Radadoon
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    And Gollum held the fish like this and bit off its head.

  50. Maria Shriver Face Wrinkles Leopard Print Jacket
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    She just stole the presents from under Arnold’s illegitimate son’s Christmas tree.

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