Welcome to another thick and chunky serving of The Crap We Missed, brought to you by another bountiful weekend full of celebrity droppings. To start things off, we’ve got Christina Aguilera, who cleverly avoided getting tossed into those first two links up there by wearing a tailor-made butt cover. We’ve also got Victoria Silvstedt forgetting to take the cap off to give just the smallest doubt that she’s not really trying to blow a soda bottle, Elijah Wood‘s impression of Darwin The IKEA monkey choking to death on a taco, Hannibal Lecter without the intelligence, charm, wit, class, talent and general likability, and finally, Paz de la Huerta faces her greatest fear — THE SHOWER!!
Two Dinklage days in a row. It’s beginning to feel a lot like Christmas,
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Arianny Celeste thinks those are bad implants.
Once again, Madame Tussaud’s has outdone itself.
OMG, this shocking…SHOCKING. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
Headed for a men’s room stall for some footsy, no doubt.
She got fat.
She has become a “Heffer” apparently…….
I know a girl, her hair is brown.
She wears her smile upside down
There’s a little black cloud hanging over her head
She doesn’t look too terrible for a woman whose hotness peaked in 1972.
The Dolphins fan is trying to hide behind a water bottle. Don’t know why. Now if he was a Bills fan…
Damn, she went to shit fast.
This is actually a little frightening.
That’s cool, Holly, good for you and shit.
“Hope, it is the only thing stronger than fear. A little hope is effective, a lot of hope is dangerous. A spark is fine, as long as it’s contained. It appears the Dolphins have been contained, Seneca.”
“My name’s Bill.”
He’s looking more and more like Boy George everyday.
See gentlemen, what marriage does to you? He was an NFL football player, he married a super model. Next thing you know he’s pushing a stroller, in a stupid hat, wearing his wife’s scarf, looking bewildered.
To be fair I don’t think he EVER knew what the fuck was going on except “throw ball over there.”
“I am the quarterback for the Patriots. I come from…France”
I didn’t know cock-sucking was allowed on Dragonball Z…
TAKE MY MONEY I surrender! Just please stop PLEASE
On his way, to bone more bitches.
If he plays one of the Three Wise Men, we are going to have to retire the word ‘irony’.
OMG, she’s going through a lesbian stage? 2013 could be a good year.
Red pants mean its that time of month again…get me my fingertip to elbow latex gloves…I’m gonna artificially impregnate this cow.
Paint him green and he’s the gay grinch.
“This chocolate cake’s muhvin’ round in mah arms, y’all!”
“Mom, hand me the dog, now.”
The kids look relatively well groomed and with a normal BMI. I think the photog got the wrong kids.
If you squint while looking at the picture and quickly turn your head, she looks like Olivia Munn with ta tas.
What a great tag line!
Arianny Celeste: She’s like Olivia Munn with tits!
I am pretty sure that’s not how you use a CPAP machine.
We know that already Victoria.
“Ha, ha Tom! We knew you took the role when you thought the movie was title Jack Reacharound!”
Oops! “.. title was ..”
Kim has one misshapen body. How anyone short of an idiotic pretentious clown could find her attractive is beyond me!
It’s starting to get hard to tell her apart from Brooke Shields.
She looks genuinely confused.
This is one of those moments where you thought you forgot something but it turns out you’re actually wearing it. He’s going to be sooo embarassed when someone tells him where it is!
Suddenly, one of my all time favorite songs ‘Surfin’ on Heroine’ popped into my head.
And I was so sure from the thumbnail that this was Sinead O’Connor.
How disgusting! You know it’s not the dolphin that smells like fish .. being a mammal and all. Wait …
Honestly, I can’t even believe this fuckin’ guy gets laid.
So.. many.. consonants… need to buy… a vowel.
Are they going to pour bees into it like in “The Wicker Man”?
Oh look, there’s a previously undiscovered gas giant in your universe! Thanks Hubble!
So Dylan shat there as a child? I am enthralled by all the details you have enlightened me with in your stories of his youth. Where is the gin?
Oh, TELL us about your many adventures!
“A child slept here, you say? And was tucked in by a loving parent with genuine human emotion and affection?”
“Yes, sir. It’s true.”
“Bloody hell…”
This looks like a movie where Santa needs help delivering presents and the only one who can do it is a hipster douchebag.
He Ate the Little One!
“Crazy Bertney— I mean, mom, can I play with the rat now?”
I don’t think Edmund was just in it for the Turkish Delight.
“Hey lil’ mama, let me hiss softly in your ear…”
The thumbnail was cuter.
And Gollum held the fish like this and bit off its head.
She just stole the presents from under Arnold’s illegitimate son’s Christmas tree.