The Crap We Missed – Monday 12.17.12

December 17th, 2012 // 610 Comments

Welcome to another thick and chunky serving of The Crap We Missed, brought to you by another bountiful weekend full of celebrity droppings. To start things off, we’ve got Christina Aguilera, who cleverly avoided getting tossed into those first two links up there by wearing a tailor-made butt cover. We’ve also got Victoria Silvstedt forgetting to take the cap off to give just the smallest doubt that she’s not really trying to blow a soda bottle, Elijah Wood‘s impression of Darwin The IKEA monkey choking to death on a taco, Hannibal Lecter without the intelligence, charm, wit, class, talent and general likability, and finally, Paz de la Huerta faces her greatest fear — THE SHOWER!!

Two Dinklage days in a row. It’s beginning to feel a lot like Christmas,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Paz De La Huerta Eating In The Rain
    sc4play
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    For a split second I thought she was flippin’ the photographer off, but then I remembered who it was in the photo. That brain doesn’t work that fast!

  2. Arianny Celeste Cleavage
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    Two Hard Rocks Hotel?

  3. Elijah Wood Eating Taco Rally To Save Henrys Tacos
    cc
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    It’s good to see celebrities throwing their weight behind a really important cause.

  4. Britney Spears Holding Puppy Sons Sean Jaden Starbucks
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    She looks like a special Mom.

  5. Kendall Jenner Kylie Jenner Leather Pants Posing With Dolphin Seigfried And Roy Secret Garden
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    I didn’t know Flipper could piss on demand. . .

  6. Kendall Jenner Kylie Jenner Leather Pants Posing With Dolphin Seigfried And Roy Secret Garden
    Sardonic
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    “Yah, start with Flipper and you girls can work your way to Montecore.”

  7. Kate Moss Butt Bikini Bottom
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    Photog: “Yes turn that way yes. Keep the arm with the tracks on it out of the shot, yes, yes the camera loves you”

  8. Havana Brown Cleavage VH1 Divas
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    From the thumbnail i was going to say somehtign disparaging about her but then boobs.

  9. Tom Cruise El Hormiguero
    EZ-B
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    Host: “No, la respuesta es incorrecta, Thomas. Tendría más posibilidades si su respuesta no siempre fue ‘Giant Penis.’”

  10. Kevin Jonas Danielle Deleasa City Harvest Holiday Season Food Drive FDNY
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    Mike Dukakis is finally No. 2 on the list of “Douchiest Helmet Pix”

  11. Kevin Jonas Danielle Deleasa City Harvest Holiday Season Food Drive FDNY
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    That’s gonna be one brutal bangbros video

  12. Madonna Cleavage Lingerie
    cc
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    So, she has a thing for pussy wedgies.

  13. Christina Aguilera Tight Pants Son Max Matthew Rutler
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    Christmas is coming, Xtina’s getting fat, please put a penny in the ol’ man’s hat.

  14. Adam Lambert VH1 Divas
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    Why does the leopard print shirt, of all things in this photo, annoy me the most?

  15. Kevin Jonas Danielle Deleasa City Harvest Holiday Season Food Drive FDNY
    cc
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    She’s like an Ashley Tisdale whose head got the Tommy DeVito treatment.

  16. Adam Lambert VH1 Divas
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    “Tone it down, boy.” – RuPaul.

  17. Kendall Jenner Kylie Jenner Leather Pants Posing With Dolphin Seigfried And Roy Secret Garden
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    “Seigfried and Roy Secret Garden”? – Be afraid. Be very afraid.

  18. Peter Dinklage Knit Hat Baby Stroller Erica Schmidt
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    Who is pushing his wife?

  19. Maria Shriver Face Wrinkles Leopard Print Jacket
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    Why is she wearing Adam Lambert’s shirt?

  20. Tom Brady Knit Hat Son Benjamin Stroller Pit Bull
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    Is he in WhoVille with that hat? Jesus H.

  21. Arianny Celeste Cleavage
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    Nice POA.

  22. Lady Gaga Leather And Chains Mask
    Animal
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    It’s sweet that she’s concerned about the public at large, but that thing isn’t going to keep her germs off anybody!

  23. Madonna Cleavage Lingerie
    Tom Cruise's Magical Penis
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    I’m not saying that’s where Guy Ritchie lost his talent, but it never hurts to look…

  24. Kevin Jonas Danielle Deleasa City Harvest Holiday Season Food Drive FDNY
    EZ-B
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    So if my math is correct, I count 3 normal dudes and 3 bi/curious dudes.

  25. Maria Shriver Face Wrinkles Leopard Print Jacket
    GLT
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    ” You ah one ugly mutha fucka.”

  26. Tom Cruise El Hormiguero
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    Looks like David Faustino and John Turturro are equally impressed.

  27. Kim Kardashian Nipple Cleavage Tight Dress Looking Rough
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    Wearing her newest sponsor, Spanx For Fat Girl Boobs.

  28. Adam Lambert VH1 Divas
    Lala
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    is it just me, or does he look evil…

  29. Peter Dinklage Knit Hat Baby Stroller Erica Schmidt
    BB
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    Too lazy to create account. “Human grenade” comment made me laugh. +1. I have nothing to offer of my own. (But I will say that for such a little guy, doesn’t Dinklage strike you as one of the last guys you’d ever want to fuck with? I’m pretty sure his scene taking out Will Ferrell’s trash in Elf wasn’t acting.)

  30. Russell Brand Fuzzy Boots Trident Afghan
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    “Seems legit.” – Randy Quaid.

  31. Kendall Jenner Kylie Jenner Leather Pants Posing With Dolphin Seigfried And Roy Secret Garden
    Animal
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    They must be doing something right since the dolphin appears to be smiling.

  32. Adam Lambert VH1 Divas
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    Something tells me…he’s gay.

  33. Adam Lambert VH1 Divas
    Tom Cruise's Magical Penis
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    He’s Mister Taint Meister, He’s Mister Splooge…
    He’s Mister Chaps Wearer…He’s Mister Likin’-'Em-Huge.

  34. Prince Charles Dylan Thomas Birthplace
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    “Where are the Playboys?”

    • cc

      Funny, I remember helping a college friend move once. We were moving the roommates shit too. We lifted the mattress and there was a whole stack of porn. So, we quickly hid it, and went about our business. Next thing you know you could hear this panicked running up the stairs and he came in all out of breath. Neither of us cracked a smile and just kept packing. I always wonder what scenarios he played through in his head.

  35. Kendall Jenner Kylie Jenner Leather Pants Posing With Dolphin Seigfried And Roy Secret Garden
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    Who will release a sex tape first? Only time will tell.

  36. Paz De La Huerta Eating In The Rain
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    “Sigh, if only that was vodka . . .”

  37. Donald Sutherland Miami Dolphins Game
    Animal
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    Now that he’s captured the fly, will he eat it?

  38. Britney Spears Holding Puppy Sons Sean Jaden Starbucks
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    “2+2 is 4? Y’all boys is so smart!”

  39. Paz De La Huerta Eating In The Rain
    cc
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    You know your life sucks when ‘local showers’ means ”it’s pissing on you and you only”.

  40. Marilyn Manson Oxygen Mask On Ear
    BB
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    He’s like a human I.V. trolley smokers bring outside at the hospital that’s plugged into itself.

  41. Peter Dinklage Knit Hat Baby Stroller Erica Schmidt
    cc
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    I can’t wait for the day when he says to the son ‘Don’t be getting too big for your britches’.

  42. Tom Brady Knit Hat Son Benjamin Stroller Pit Bull
    Animal
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    I thought SNL retired the Coneheads.

  43. Christina Aguilera Tight Pants Son Max Matthew Rutler
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    I hope you didn’t pay to much for this photo – this could just as easily be Cyndi Lauper, Shia Labeouf, and some hobbit. (Also would make a more interesting picture to caption)

  44. Madonna Cleavage Lingerie
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    Did Dennis Rodman leave something in there?

  45. John Mayer Cowboy Hat Pants Tucked Into Boots
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    Totally unchoreographed, natural style. He’s so REAL, man.

  46. Kim Kardashian Nipple Cleavage Tight Dress Looking Rough
    Animal
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    For one normally pissed on, it’s odd to see her look so pissed off.

  47. Goldie Hawn Ein Herz Fuer Kinder Charity Gala
    BB
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    She’s just going to keep smiling that smile till there’s nothing left.

  48. Donald Sutherland Miami Dolphins Game
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    You see how difficult it is to beat my monkey with a crippled hand like this. Difficult, but not impossible, my good fellow…let me show you.

  49. John Mayer Cowboy Hat Pants Tucked Into Boots
    BB
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    He needs to ride a nuke that lands on top of only him.

  50. Peter Dinklage Knit Hat Baby Stroller Erica Schmidt
    EZ-B
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    That’s the look of a wife seriously contemplating an early way to get that life insurance money…. “Maybe if I quickly switched him in the stroller and pushed him into traffic no one would ever know.”

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