Welcome to another thick and chunky serving of The Crap We Missed, brought to you by another bountiful weekend full of celebrity droppings. To start things off, we’ve got Christina Aguilera, who cleverly avoided getting tossed into those first two links up there by wearing a tailor-made butt cover. We’ve also got Victoria Silvstedt forgetting to take the cap off to give just the smallest doubt that she’s not really trying to blow a soda bottle, Elijah Wood‘s impression of Darwin The IKEA monkey choking to death on a taco, Hannibal Lecter without the intelligence, charm, wit, class, talent and general likability, and finally, Paz de la Huerta faces her greatest fear — THE SHOWER!!
Two Dinklage days in a row. It’s beginning to feel a lot like Christmas,
- Photo Boy
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For a split second I thought she was flippin’ the photographer off, but then I remembered who it was in the photo. That brain doesn’t work that fast!
Two Hard Rocks Hotel?
It’s good to see celebrities throwing their weight behind a really important cause.
She looks like a special Mom.
I didn’t know Flipper could piss on demand. . .
“Yah, start with Flipper and you girls can work your way to Montecore.”
Photog: “Yes turn that way yes. Keep the arm with the tracks on it out of the shot, yes, yes the camera loves you”
From the thumbnail i was going to say somehtign disparaging about her but then boobs.
Host: “No, la respuesta es incorrecta, Thomas. Tendría más posibilidades si su respuesta no siempre fue ‘Giant Penis.’”
Mike Dukakis is finally No. 2 on the list of “Douchiest Helmet Pix”
That’s gonna be one brutal bangbros video
Fucking awesome post! :)
So, she has a thing for pussy wedgies.
Christmas is coming, Xtina’s getting fat, please put a penny in the ol’ man’s hat.
Ahahahha, I enjoyed that.
Why does the leopard print shirt, of all things in this photo, annoy me the most?
She’s like an Ashley Tisdale whose head got the Tommy DeVito treatment.
“Tone it down, boy.” – RuPaul.
“Seigfried and Roy Secret Garden”? – Be afraid. Be very afraid.
They are probably safe, I don’t think young girls are their secret.
Who is pushing his wife?
Why is she wearing Adam Lambert’s shirt?
Is he in WhoVille with that hat? Jesus H.
Haha, nice.
Nice POA.
It’s sweet that she’s concerned about the public at large, but that thing isn’t going to keep her germs off anybody!
I’m not saying that’s where Guy Ritchie lost his talent, but it never hurts to look…
So if my math is correct, I count 3 normal dudes and 3 bi/curious dudes.
Me too.
Shit, fucked up my own joke. Supposed to be “I count 3 normal dudes and 4 bi-curious dudes.” Not that it makes it amazingly better…
” You ah one ugly mutha fucka.”
AH…hahahahaha! Hilarious!
Looks like David Faustino and John Turturro are equally impressed.
Wearing her newest sponsor, Spanx For Fat Girl Boobs.
is it just me, or does he look evil…
Agreed, he has Satan eyes.
Too lazy to create account. “Human grenade” comment made me laugh. +1. I have nothing to offer of my own. (But I will say that for such a little guy, doesn’t Dinklage strike you as one of the last guys you’d ever want to fuck with? I’m pretty sure his scene taking out Will Ferrell’s trash in Elf wasn’t acting.)
“Seems legit.” – Randy Quaid.
They must be doing something right since the dolphin appears to be smiling.
Something tells me…he’s gay.
He’s Mister Taint Meister, He’s Mister Splooge…
He’s Mister Chaps Wearer…He’s Mister Likin’-'Em-Huge.
“Where are the Playboys?”
Funny, I remember helping a college friend move once. We were moving the roommates shit too. We lifted the mattress and there was a whole stack of porn. So, we quickly hid it, and went about our business. Next thing you know you could hear this panicked running up the stairs and he came in all out of breath. Neither of us cracked a smile and just kept packing. I always wonder what scenarios he played through in his head.
Who will release a sex tape first? Only time will tell.
“Sigh, if only that was vodka . . .”
Now that he’s captured the fly, will he eat it?
“2+2 is 4? Y’all boys is so smart!”
You know your life sucks when ‘local showers’ means ”it’s pissing on you and you only”.
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He’s like a human I.V. trolley smokers bring outside at the hospital that’s plugged into itself.
I can’t wait for the day when he says to the son ‘Don’t be getting too big for your britches’.
I thought SNL retired the Coneheads.
I hope you didn’t pay to much for this photo – this could just as easily be Cyndi Lauper, Shia Labeouf, and some hobbit. (Also would make a more interesting picture to caption)
Did Dennis Rodman leave something in there?
Totally unchoreographed, natural style. He’s so REAL, man.
For one normally pissed on, it’s odd to see her look so pissed off.
She’s just going to keep smiling that smile till there’s nothing left.
You see how difficult it is to beat my monkey with a crippled hand like this. Difficult, but not impossible, my good fellow…let me show you.
He needs to ride a nuke that lands on top of only him.
That’s the look of a wife seriously contemplating an early way to get that life insurance money…. “Maybe if I quickly switched him in the stroller and pushed him into traffic no one would ever know.”