Welcome to another thick and chunky serving of The Crap We Missed, brought to you by another bountiful weekend full of celebrity droppings. To start things off, we’ve got Christina Aguilera, who cleverly avoided getting tossed into those first two links up there by wearing a tailor-made butt cover. We’ve also got Victoria Silvstedt forgetting to take the cap off to give just the smallest doubt that she’s not really trying to blow a soda bottle, Elijah Wood‘s impression of Darwin The IKEA monkey choking to death on a taco, Hannibal Lecter without the intelligence, charm, wit, class, talent and general likability, and finally, Paz de la Huerta faces her greatest fear — THE SHOWER!!
Two Dinklage days in a row. It’s beginning to feel a lot like Christmas,
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Seeing a person try to drink a Coke with the lid on is less surprising when the person looks like a Twinkie in its wrapper.
Those boobs have an agenda of their own.
I wish the caged bird wouldn’t sing.
I was certain she had pawned them by now
Is this elevensies or second breakfast?
Is she even alive here? Someone check for a pulse.
So where can I get a nine foot tall truck?
Dat ass.
Has it’s own zip code.
I can’t believe I put an apostrophe there. That’s what happens after grading 124 final exams.
Now if he can just find the matching spoon, it’ll look great over his wet bar.
Remmember y’all, if Jeesska tries tah lick yah, just run outta there
PacMan ate the ghost behind him
Would.
Justin Bieber doesn’t get it, you can’t pull off this look unless you actually are a large muscular tattooed black man.
You mean, this isn’t Justin Bieber…???
Have penis, will buttfuck (the blond gnome that is)
The tensile strength of rayon is only 1 Kim per square itch.
(And yes, I meant ‘itch’ in her case).
New Mad Max likes them from behind with little boy haircuts I see
hey kain’t qwit meh
The puppy is really a big furry Thorazine patch.
Soon enough Madonna’s arms will be able to replace her entire entourage of muscular male dancers.
Something something Michael Bay black microphone something something.
By my rough calculations, she has about 60% too much face.
lmfao
Brokeback Douchebag
If you’re going to wear a padded bra, at least make sure the padding is in the right spot. I’m amazed that for how much money she has she dresses herself so horribly.
P.S. Bad dress choice
“…and I killed a guy with a trident.”
Never has so much been owed by so many pounds to so few titanium heels.
Does “Ein Herz fuer Kinder” mean “your face is melting” in German?
It means “A Heart for Children.”
It roughly translates to “It hurts to look at…but we bear it for the children.”
Your horrible lipstick is clashing with your horrible hair.
Scattered shower is scattered.
Makes sad Paz sad…
More like ‘The Nut Receptacle’ amirte
Those are some celestial globes
I can’t imagine whatever drove Arnold to cheat.
Sunglasses, pitchfork, SPF 90 sunscreen. All set for where you’re going on the Mayan end of days.
“WUT??? Frahd checken-flayvored frappachaino? C’mawn, keds, c’mawn lettle dawgie…”
Show: AHS:Asylum
Role: Experiment #3
Trying to be a roll model.
I like biscuits better, how bout some Mylie?
Just plain cute.
Look out, look out,
Jack Frost is about.
He’s after our fingers and toes,
And all through the night,
The gay little sprite
He’s working where nobody knows.
Don’t hate the weird colored persons. They’re people too.
Oh, man, the new Tinker Bell movie is going to be just awesome!
Stop! They’re the strings from her arms!
the Sasquatch genes seem to be stronger in the one to the right of the dolphin.
One more reason I hate carrots.
Who does Number 2 work for??
This is all I really need to see. I can go to bed happy.
You’re doing it wrong.
Dead inside girl is beginning to look dead outside
“Wow, you scored a bootleg of Channing Tatum’s striptease!”
Did somebody punch her…?
Kidnapping these girls now wouldn’t really be kidnapping…it’d be more like an intervention.
“Wait, you say this is a bedroom? Someone actually sleeps on this, you would feel a pea under this in no time at all!!!”