The Crap We Missed – Monday 12.17.12

December 17th, 2012 // 610 Comments

Welcome to another thick and chunky serving of The Crap We Missed, brought to you by another bountiful weekend full of celebrity droppings. To start things off, we’ve got Christina Aguilera, who cleverly avoided getting tossed into those first two links up there by wearing a tailor-made butt cover. We’ve also got Victoria Silvstedt forgetting to take the cap off to give just the smallest doubt that she’s not really trying to blow a soda bottle, Elijah Wood‘s impression of Darwin The IKEA monkey choking to death on a taco, Hannibal Lecter without the intelligence, charm, wit, class, talent and general likability, and finally, Paz de la Huerta faces her greatest fear — THE SHOWER!!

Two Dinklage days in a row. It’s beginning to feel a lot like Christmas,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Victoria Silvstedt Cleavage Top Model Belgium Awards
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    Seeing a person try to drink a Coke with the lid on is less surprising when the person looks like a Twinkie in its wrapper.

  2. Tamara Ecclestone Cleavage Spandex Dress
    Cock Dr
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    Those boobs have an agenda of their own.

  3. Lady Gaga Leather And Chains Mask
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    I wish the caged bird wouldn’t sing.

  4. Britney Spears Holding Puppy Sons Sean Jaden Starbucks
    Count Chocula
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    I was certain she had pawned them by now

  5. Elijah Wood Eating Taco Rally To Save Henrys Tacos
    joe
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    Is this elevensies or second breakfast?

  6. Havana Brown Cleavage VH1 Divas
    Cock Dr
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    Is she even alive here? Someone check for a pulse.

  7. Khloe Kardashian Butt Tight Red Pants
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    So where can I get a nine foot tall truck?

  8. Christina Aguilera Tight Pants Son Max Matthew Rutler
    joe
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    Dat ass.

    Has it’s own zip code.

  9. Russell Brand Fuzzy Boots Trident Afghan
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    Now if he can just find the matching spoon, it’ll look great over his wet bar.

  10. Britney Spears Holding Puppy Sons Sean Jaden Starbucks
    Happy_Evil_Dude
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    Remmember y’all, if Jeesska tries tah lick yah, just run outta there

  11. 50 Cent Drunk DSTRKT Night Club
    Count Chocula
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    PacMan ate the ghost behind him

  12. Kendall Jenner Kylie Jenner Leather Pants Posing With Dolphin Seigfried And Roy Secret Garden
    BB
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    Would.

  13. 50 Cent Drunk DSTRKT Night Club
    @*&#^$%
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    Justin Bieber doesn’t get it, you can’t pull off this look unless you actually are a large muscular tattooed black man.

  14. Christina Aguilera Tight Pants Son Max Matthew Rutler
    Happy_Evil_Dude
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    Have penis, will buttfuck (the blond gnome that is)

  15. Kim Kardashian Nipple Cleavage Tight Dress Looking Rough
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    The tensile strength of rayon is only 1 Kim per square itch.

  16. Charlize Theron Buzz Haircut
    Happy_Evil_Dude
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    New Mad Max likes them from behind with little boy haircuts I see

  17. John Mayer Cowboy Hat Pants Tucked Into Boots
    Count Chocula
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    hey kain’t qwit meh

  18. Britney Spears Holding Puppy Sons Sean Jaden Starbucks
    joe
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    The puppy is really a big furry Thorazine patch.

  19. Madonna Cleavage Lingerie
    BB
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    Soon enough Madonna’s arms will be able to replace her entire entourage of muscular male dancers.

  20. Victoria Silvstedt Cleavage Top Model Belgium Awards
    joe
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    Something something Michael Bay black microphone something something.

  21. Kelly Osbourne Cleavage VH1 Divas
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    By my rough calculations, she has about 60% too much face.

  22. John Mayer Cowboy Hat Pants Tucked Into Boots
    joe
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    Brokeback Douchebag

  23. Kim Kardashian Nipple Cleavage Tight Dress Looking Rough
    Jade
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    If you’re going to wear a padded bra, at least make sure the padding is in the right spot. I’m amazed that for how much money she has she dresses herself so horribly.

    P.S. Bad dress choice

  24. Russell Brand Fuzzy Boots Trident Afghan
    DanDanDans
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    “…and I killed a guy with a trident.”

  25. Khloe Kardashian Butt Tight Red Pants
    joe
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    Never has so much been owed by so many pounds to so few titanium heels.

  26. Goldie Hawn Ein Herz Fuer Kinder Charity Gala
    Smapdi
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    Does “Ein Herz fuer Kinder” mean “your face is melting” in German?

  27. Kelly Osbourne Cleavage VH1 Divas
    Jade
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    Your horrible lipstick is clashing with your horrible hair.

  28. Paz De La Huerta Eating In The Rain
    BWM.nstrl
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    Scattered shower is scattered.

  29. Holly Madison Pregnant Belly The Nutcracker
    Count Chocula
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    More like ‘The Nut Receptacle’ amirte

  30. Arianny Celeste Cleavage
    Clitcommander
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    Those are some celestial globes

  31. Maria Shriver Face Wrinkles Leopard Print Jacket
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    I can’t imagine whatever drove Arnold to cheat.

  32. Russell Brand Fuzzy Boots Trident Afghan
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    Sunglasses, pitchfork, SPF 90 sunscreen. All set for where you’re going on the Mayan end of days.

  33. Britney Spears Holding Puppy Sons Sean Jaden Starbucks
    BB
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    “WUT??? Frahd checken-flayvored frappachaino? C’mawn, keds, c’mawn lettle dawgie…”

  34. Kelly Osbourne Cleavage VH1 Divas
    Count Chocula
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    Show: AHS:Asylum
    Role: Experiment #3

  35. Kim Kardashian Nipple Cleavage Tight Dress Looking Rough
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    Trying to be a roll model.

  36. Arianny Celeste Cleavage
    Sheppy
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    Just plain cute.

  37. Adam Lambert VH1 Divas
    BWM.nstrl
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    Look out, look out,

    Jack Frost is about.

    He’s after our fingers and toes,

    And all through the night,

    The gay little sprite

    He’s working where nobody knows.

  38. Havana Brown Cleavage VH1 Divas
    Little Tongue
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    Don’t hate the weird colored persons. They’re people too.

  39. Adam Lambert VH1 Divas
    JennywithaY
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    Oh, man, the new Tinker Bell movie is going to be just awesome!

  40. Madonna Cleavage Lingerie
    BWM.nstrl
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    Stop! They’re the strings from her arms!

  41. Kendall Jenner Kylie Jenner Leather Pants Posing With Dolphin Seigfried And Roy Secret Garden
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    the Sasquatch genes seem to be stronger in the one to the right of the dolphin.

  42. Khloe Kardashian Butt Tight Red Pants
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    One more reason I hate carrots.

  43. Kevin Jonas Danielle Deleasa City Harvest Holiday Season Food Drive FDNY
    dudelookslikealady
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    Who does Number 2 work for??

  44. Arianny Celeste Cleavage
    cc
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    This is all I really need to see. I can go to bed happy.

  45. Marilyn Manson Oxygen Mask On Ear
    meeps!
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    You’re doing it wrong.

  46. Kim Kardashian Nipple Cleavage Tight Dress Looking Rough
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    Dead inside girl is beginning to look dead outside

  47. Tom Cruise El Hormiguero
    cc
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    “Wow, you scored a bootleg of Channing Tatum’s striptease!”

  48. Kelly Osbourne Cleavage VH1 Divas
    meeps!
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    Did somebody punch her…?

  49. Kendall Jenner Kylie Jenner Leather Pants Posing With Dolphin Seigfried And Roy Secret Garden
    cc
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    Kidnapping these girls now wouldn’t really be kidnapping…it’d be more like an intervention.

  50. Prince Charles Dylan Thomas Birthplace
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    “Wait, you say this is a bedroom? Someone actually sleeps on this, you would feel a pea under this in no time at all!!!”

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