The Crap We Missed – Monday 12.17.12

December 17th, 2012 // 610 Comments

Welcome to another thick and chunky serving of The Crap We Missed, brought to you by another bountiful weekend full of celebrity droppings. To start things off, we’ve got Christina Aguilera, who cleverly avoided getting tossed into those first two links up there by wearing a tailor-made butt cover. We’ve also got Victoria Silvstedt forgetting to take the cap off to give just the smallest doubt that she’s not really trying to blow a soda bottle, Elijah Wood‘s impression of Darwin The IKEA monkey choking to death on a taco, Hannibal Lecter without the intelligence, charm, wit, class, talent and general likability, and finally, Paz de la Huerta faces her greatest fear — THE SHOWER!!

Two Dinklage days in a row. It’s beginning to feel a lot like Christmas,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Donald Sutherland Miami Dolphins Game
    ThisWillHurt
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    Since when does Santa employ hipsters?

  2. Madonna Cleavage Lingerie
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    Madonna, who has fought for years against the popular opinion that she has achieved immortality in a pact with Lucifer, failed to see the irony in having her undead viscera bound by the Highlander.

  3. Peter Dinklage Knit Hat Baby Stroller Erica Schmidt
    Anderson Pooper
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    Likely out shopping for a new double stroller.

  4. Maria Shriver Face Wrinkles Leopard Print Jacket
    Little Tongue
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    That little girl from the Exorcist grew a whole fucking lot, hasn’t she?

  5. Peter Dinklage Knit Hat Baby Stroller Erica Schmidt
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    “How many times do I have to say we should have got the two-seater?”

  6. Maria Shriver Face Wrinkles Leopard Print Jacket
    karlito
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    WHAT THE FUCK!!!!

  7. Tom Brady Knit Hat Son Benjamin Stroller Pit Bull
    Little Tongue
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    Papa Smurf looks pissed off.

  8. Lady Gaga Leather And Chains Mask
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    “Challenge accepted.”

    - Taylor Momsen

  9. Kim Kardashian Nipple Cleavage Tight Dress Looking Rough
    Little Tongue
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    Hey! That dress quit fitting in 1999! Get out of it or it’ll fucking strangle you!

  10. Tom Brady Knit Hat Son Benjamin Stroller Pit Bull
    shonzie
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    “NARFTLE THE GARTHOK!”

  11. Maria Shriver Face Wrinkles Leopard Print Jacket
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    “Ii’s nawt ah tummah!”

  12. Elijah Wood Eating Taco Rally To Save Henrys Tacos
    BB
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    Elijah missed out on 1st breakfast, 2nd breakfast, elevenses, luncheon, dinner and supper. This is what happens.

  13. Elijah Wood Eating Taco Rally To Save Henrys Tacos
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    What a noble cause — because there’s only like 2 million other taco stands in the LA area.

  14. Kim Kardashian Nipple Cleavage Tight Dress Looking Rough
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    Fun fact: there are actually six people in the background of this photo.

  15. Adam Lambert VH1 Divas
    BB
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    Looks like Friday the 21st is getting started early.

  16. Kim Kardashian Nipple Cleavage Tight Dress Looking Rough
    karlito
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    she is so fucking gross i can’t stand looking at her ugly flappy body. how in Hell did this fugly bitch ever get to be some sort of “role model” is beyond me. send her and her jackass boyfriend to the Middle east and sell them for target practice.

  17. Elijah Wood Eating Taco Rally To Save Henrys Tacos
    Deacon Jones
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    “Peter, please Peter….don’t shun me from The Hobbit, Peter!”
    (stuffs head in lap)
    “gAAorg! mmph, mmph, mmph, *GAG*”

  18. Madonna Cleavage Lingerie
    Cock Dr
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    She must have a callous on her cleft to be able to handle that night after night.

  19. John Mayer Cowboy Hat Pants Tucked Into Boots
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    TSA: “Sir, the milimeter scanner is giving off a massive Douche alarm. Level 4, Sir!”

  20. Lady Gaga Leather And Chains Mask
    BB
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    Even after I REPEATEDLY TOLD her she COULDN’T borrow it!

  21. Charlize Theron Buzz Haircut
    ThisWillHurt
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    There’s only one way to get gum out of your hair.

  22. Victoria Silvstedt Cleavage Top Model Belgium Awards
    shonzie
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    she don’t need to remove the cap to drain what’s inside. She’s THAT good.

  23. Russell Brand Fuzzy Boots Trident Afghan
    karlito
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    what a friggin phoney. these get-ups are so ridicules. a male attention whore. he should get together with Kayne and his whore.

  24. Lady Gaga Leather And Chains Mask
    lpdub
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    Bring out the Gimp.

  25. Tamara Ecclestone Cleavage Spandex Dress
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    Just two dudes out for a night on the town.

  26. Tom Brady Knit Hat Son Benjamin Stroller Pit Bull
    Cock Dr
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    The hat needs to be taller.

  27. Havana Brown Cleavage VH1 Divas
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    you don’t see tiny sidewinders very often

  28. Britney Spears Holding Puppy Sons Sean Jaden Starbucks
    karlito
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    does dhe know who these kids are? hey are you auditioning for the X-factor little boys?

  29. Donald Sutherland Miami Dolphins Game
    BB
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    Meh, The Donald always performs his Temple of Doom move when he gets back from the john to see some hipster doofus sitting in the empty seat next to his, nothing to see here

  30. Lady Gaga Leather And Chains Mask
    Anderson Pooper
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    The Gaga Diet Mask – not sold in stores. Order yours today!

  31. Paz De La Huerta Eating In The Rain
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    First time she’s showered in six months.

  32. Kim Kardashian Nipple Cleavage Tight Dress Looking Rough
    Cock Dr
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    Stressed cows tend to age faster no matter how many cosmetic procedures they undergo.
    MOO

  33. Tamara Ecclestone Cleavage Spandex Dress
    Little Tongue
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    Mark my words: these boobs are up to strangle her. She needs a shining spot on every death pool there is.

  34. Kendall Jenner Kylie Jenner Leather Pants Posing With Dolphin Seigfried And Roy Secret Garden
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    You have to hand it to Kris Jenner, she’s good.

  35. Peter Dinklage Knit Hat Baby Stroller Erica Schmidt
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    Lose the puffy vest, Peter. You look like a human grenade.

  36. Britney Spears Holding Puppy Sons Sean Jaden Starbucks
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    Exhibit ‘A’ in the case against letting hairstylists match your weave in the dark.

  37. Victoria Silvstedt Cleavage Top Model Belgium Awards
    karlito
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    let me demonstrate on how i got my first job.

  38. Charlize Theron Buzz Haircut
    Cock Dr
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    Are we SURE that’s Ms Theron?
    Because goddamn….she looks different.

  39. Paz De La Huerta Eating In The Rain
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    Now *that* is an orgasm.

  40. Maria Shriver Face Wrinkles Leopard Print Jacket
    Anderson Pooper
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    It’s good to see Gollum finally growing his hair out.

  41. Kendall Jenner Kylie Jenner Leather Pants Posing With Dolphin Seigfried And Roy Secret Garden
    Happy_Evil_Dude
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    You know, they say dolphins are the only other animals who copulate for pleasure… Shit I just gave Kris Jenner an idea

  42. Tom Brady Knit Hat Son Benjamin Stroller Pit Bull
    BB
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    Yes, offspring of Tom Brady, reach for the nice unpredictable-at-best breed of doggie, reach closer…

  43. Kim Kardashian Nipple Cleavage Tight Dress Looking Rough
    BB
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    Always nice when KK’s face says what we’re all thinking of her.

  44. Russell Brand Fuzzy Boots Trident Afghan
    BB
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    This all seems to be in order.

  45. Victoria Silvstedt Cleavage Top Model Belgium Awards
    Cock Dr
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    When you’re her age in that line of business I guess you have to seize every marketing opportunity you can.

  46. Marilyn Manson Oxygen Mask On Ear
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    In all fairness, it’s just polite to tell people what you’re going to be wearing so there’s no fighting. Boy George was pissed.

  47. Kate Moss Butt Bikini Bottom
    Cock Dr
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    OLD

  48. Donald Sutherland Miami Dolphins Game
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    It’s that ackward moment when Donald tries to explain why he thought he was attending a Viking’s game.

  49. Khloe Kardashian Butt Tight Red Pants
    karlito
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    never seen so many ho-bags like the Kardashians being so proud to have big, fat, ugly, floppy, smelly asses and show them off like they’re the sexists things in the world. i rather fuck a cow…..i guess that would be redundant.

  50. Khloe Kardashian Butt Tight Red Pants
    Cock Dr
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    Nice of her to wrap that in safety orange so people can make the necessary avoidance adjustments well in good time.

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