Welcome to another thick and chunky serving of The Crap We Missed, brought to you by another bountiful weekend full of celebrity droppings. To start things off, we’ve got Christina Aguilera, who cleverly avoided getting tossed into those first two links up there by wearing a tailor-made butt cover. We’ve also got Victoria Silvstedt forgetting to take the cap off to give just the smallest doubt that she’s not really trying to blow a soda bottle, Elijah Wood‘s impression of Darwin The IKEA monkey choking to death on a taco, Hannibal Lecter without the intelligence, charm, wit, class, talent and general likability, and finally, Paz de la Huerta faces her greatest fear — THE SHOWER!!
Two Dinklage days in a row. It’s beginning to feel a lot like Christmas,
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Why do only the fat Kardashians wear leather pants?
The mixed message this picture represents hurts my brain.
Plus- I want to vomit.
what the fuck is that girdle made of??
State-of-the-art Kevlar/Teflon with some self-replicating Nanobot Arachnidoids (tm reg us pat off) bonded to the lining, which are genetically modified to re-spin thread-weaves detected by the on-board computer as being in danger of catastrophic failure. There’s a fail-safe as well: adamantium undersupport ribbing.
She’s gone through five of ‘em so far…
Last I checked, wanting to look and act like George Michael wasn’t exactly a good thing.
Maybe if I keep touching it, people won’t notice it’s a wig. Mmm hair.
If Christina Aguilera had one of these she’d still have her figure!
her dress is three sizes too small. I am having trouble breathing just looking at it.
It’s a good start, but I can still see some of that fugly-ass face…
She needs to get that surgery where they shave down your jowls other then that shes done a good job keeping the weight off!
At first I thought the title of the show was “El Horni-guero”. My bad.
He’s so intent on his job. Must be how he’s blocking her obvious screaming into the mic.
She sucks. Period. The End.
“Is this how you do the Vulcan mind meld? I can never remember…”
That dog is just waiting for that hand to get a little closer…
Didn’t Khloe tell her that black is more slimming than white? Wait, what???
“just getting a few things out of me storage bin…ahh this might be fun!”
Has anyone done a DNA test to be sure Bertney and K-Fed actually sired these two? They look too smart to be theirs….
Getting harder and harder to tell the Kardashian sisters apart these days…
Kate Hudson in probably another 10 years.
i want these bitches to be poor like us
behold the cosmetics grinch
hipster returns from Pakistan
She’s 67. I’m going to count this as still winning.
Eats a taco, wishes it was a hot dog.
Charlize Theron: I don’t know what to do with my hair.
Will Smith: You should see my guy.
“You’re frigid, uptight and annoying… I must have you! In the bed you go love.”
I do not understand the appeal of this gal – she is fucking pathetic
gross
wonderful from the head to the hips but then it all goes horribly awry
GET TO DA CHOPPA!!!
The joys of fatherhood.
Oh sweetie … the black makeup isn’t hiding anything. Scarf it or diet. No one is being fooled.
The Refattening.
I started shitting bricks even before I saw it.