The Crap We Missed – Monday 12.17.12

December 17th, 2012 // 610 Comments

Welcome to another thick and chunky serving of The Crap We Missed, brought to you by another bountiful weekend full of celebrity droppings. To start things off, we’ve got Christina Aguilera, who cleverly avoided getting tossed into those first two links up there by wearing a tailor-made butt cover. We’ve also got Victoria Silvstedt forgetting to take the cap off to give just the smallest doubt that she’s not really trying to blow a soda bottle, Elijah Wood‘s impression of Darwin The IKEA monkey choking to death on a taco, Hannibal Lecter without the intelligence, charm, wit, class, talent and general likability, and finally, Paz de la Huerta faces her greatest fear — THE SHOWER!!

Two Dinklage days in a row. It’s beginning to feel a lot like Christmas,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Kendall Jenner Kylie Jenner Leather Pants Posing With Dolphin Seigfried And Roy Secret Garden
    calledit
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    Why do only the fat Kardashians wear leather pants?

  2. Adam Lambert VH1 Divas
    The Royal Penis
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    The mixed message this picture represents hurts my brain.

    Plus- I want to vomit.

  3. Kim Kardashian Nipple Cleavage Tight Dress Looking Rough
    yourmom
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    what the fuck is that girdle made of??

    • moe

      State-of-the-art Kevlar/Teflon with some self-replicating Nanobot Arachnidoids (tm reg us pat off) bonded to the lining, which are genetically modified to re-spin thread-weaves detected by the on-board computer as being in danger of catastrophic failure. There’s a fail-safe as well: adamantium undersupport ribbing.

      She’s gone through five of ‘em so far…

  4. Adam Lambert VH1 Divas
    Natty Ice
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    Last I checked, wanting to look and act like George Michael wasn’t exactly a good thing.

  5. Havana Brown Cleavage VH1 Divas
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    Maybe if I keep touching it, people won’t notice it’s a wig. Mmm hair.

  6. Lady Gaga Leather And Chains Mask
    Just Lisa
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    If Christina Aguilera had one of these she’d still have her figure!

  7. Kim Kardashian Nipple Cleavage Tight Dress Looking Rough
    Just Lisa
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    her dress is three sizes too small. I am having trouble breathing just looking at it.

  8. Lady Gaga Leather And Chains Mask
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    It’s a good start, but I can still see some of that fugly-ass face…

  9. Kelly Osbourne Cleavage VH1 Divas
    Nik
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    She needs to get that surgery where they shave down your jowls other then that shes done a good job keeping the weight off!

  10. Tom Cruise El Hormiguero
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    At first I thought the title of the show was “El Horni-guero”. My bad.

  11. Madonna Cleavage Lingerie
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    He’s so intent on his job. Must be how he’s blocking her obvious screaming into the mic.

  12. Paz De La Huerta Eating In The Rain
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    She sucks. Period. The End.

  13. Donald Sutherland Miami Dolphins Game
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    “Is this how you do the Vulcan mind meld? I can never remember…”

  14. Tom Brady Knit Hat Son Benjamin Stroller Pit Bull
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    That dog is just waiting for that hand to get a little closer…

  15. Kim Kardashian Nipple Cleavage Tight Dress Looking Rough
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    Didn’t Khloe tell her that black is more slimming than white? Wait, what???

  16. Russell Brand Fuzzy Boots Trident Afghan
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    “just getting a few things out of me storage bin…ahh this might be fun!”

  17. Britney Spears Holding Puppy Sons Sean Jaden Starbucks
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    Has anyone done a DNA test to be sure Bertney and K-Fed actually sired these two? They look too smart to be theirs….

  18. Khloe Kardashian Butt Tight Red Pants
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    Getting harder and harder to tell the Kardashian sisters apart these days…

  19. Goldie Hawn Ein Herz Fuer Kinder Charity Gala
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    Kate Hudson in probably another 10 years.

  20. Kendall Jenner Kylie Jenner Leather Pants Posing With Dolphin Seigfried And Roy Secret Garden
    mandizzle
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    i want these bitches to be poor like us

  21. Adam Lambert VH1 Divas
    mando
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    behold the cosmetics grinch

  22. Russell Brand Fuzzy Boots Trident Afghan
    mando
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    hipster returns from Pakistan

  23. Goldie Hawn Ein Herz Fuer Kinder Charity Gala
    mergl
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    She’s 67. I’m going to count this as still winning.

  24. Elijah Wood Eating Taco Rally To Save Henrys Tacos
    Beer Baron
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    Eats a taco, wishes it was a hot dog.

  25. Charlize Theron Buzz Haircut
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    Charlize Theron: I don’t know what to do with my hair.
    Will Smith: You should see my guy.

  26. Prince Charles Dylan Thomas Birthplace
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    “You’re frigid, uptight and annoying… I must have you! In the bed you go love.”

  27. Lady Gaga Leather And Chains Mask
    Mama Pinkus
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    I do not understand the appeal of this gal – she is fucking pathetic

  28. Kim Kardashian Nipple Cleavage Tight Dress Looking Rough
    Mama Pinkus
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    gross

  29. Maryna Linchuk Bikini Victorias Secret Shoot
    Mama Pinkus
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    wonderful from the head to the hips but then it all goes horribly awry

  30. Maria Shriver Face Wrinkles Leopard Print Jacket
    Chris
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    GET TO DA CHOPPA!!!

  31. Tom Brady Knit Hat Son Benjamin Stroller Pit Bull
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    The joys of fatherhood.

  32. Marilyn Manson Oxygen Mask On Ear
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    Oh sweetie … the black makeup isn’t hiding anything. Scarf it or diet. No one is being fooled.

  33. Kelly Osbourne Cleavage VH1 Divas
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    The Refattening.

  34. 50 Cent Drunk DSTRKT Night Club
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    I started shitting bricks even before I saw it.

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