The Crap We Missed – Monday 12.16.13

December 16th, 2013 // 429 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed, the place we come to exchange ideas about life and ways to improve the world for everybody. HA! Just kidding!! Now let’s tear some people down who have not and most likely will not ever do anything personally insulting to us ever. Take Sarah Jessica Parker here with her weird horse-like face and minimal to no makeup on. Destroy her! Then there’s Frances Bean Cobain. Her mom and dad did tons of drugs. Her fault! And let’s not forget Melanie Griffith. She had the audacity to get old and not even be hot anymore! Who does she think she is?!

Man, I feel so much better. I’m sure this tightness in my chest is just from joy,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Jenelle Evans Mugshot Breaching The Peace Arrest
    Not Jenelle Evans
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    Who is Jenelle Evans?

  2. James Franco Middle Finger Mystery Woman Chateau Marmont
    Meshuggah Tits
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    Schwarzenegger’s going to be pissed his maid is cheating on him.

  3. Lorenzo Lamas
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    Nice to see that Lorenzo is working steady doing undercover security

  4. Frances Bean Cobain Chateau Marmont
    Meshuggah Tits
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    Did she just wax a Kardashian for that wrap?

  5. Laura Dern Licking Lips
    Meshuggah Tits
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    Remembering the sweet taste of Angelina on Billy Bob’s schlong.

  6. Busy Philipps Butt Tight Jeans Post Baby Weight Loss Parking Ticket
    Meshuggah Tits
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    The Mole Police strike again!

  7. Arnold Schwarzenegger Looking In Car Trunk
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    I’ll be in the back

  8. Katie Holmes Legs Miniskirt Z100s Jingle Ball 2013
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    “Ass back, Tits front, Smile crooked, Legs bowed”

  9. Adrian Grenier Oversized Sweater Lacoste Holiday Promotional Event
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    Is he a Jonas brother?

  10. Haley Joel Osment Double Chin Moon Face Short Arms Anchorman 2 The Legend Continues Premiere NYC
    Slappy Magoo
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    So they let Employees of the Month at San Antonio Dodge/Plymouth attend movie premieres now?

  11. Haley Joel Osment Double Chin Moon Face Short Arms Anchorman 2 The Legend Continues Premiere NYC
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    He unfortunately looks like one of the film’s characters.

  12. Dr Oz Kissing Barbie Doll Z100s Jingle Ball
    fred
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    “Oprah touched me right here and told that I could not tell anybody-not even the medical board.”

  13. Sharon Osbourne Crying
    G
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    Tammy Faye Bakker?

  14. Kate Beckinsale Butt Yoga Pants
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    “What face? Here’s my ass”

  15. Adrian Grenier Oversized Sweater Lacoste Holiday Promotional Event
    fred
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    No doubt his proudest moment as an actor.

  16. Sarah Jessica Parker No Makeup
    fred
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    This is a pic from a photo spread in Equine magazine (like Esquire, but for horses). That is a top of the line D&G oat bag that retails for $9,800.

  17. Melanie Griffith Old Lady Legs Hawaii Five 0 Set
    fred
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    “No Larry, it’s not a penis. You owe me $10.”

  18. Kelly Rowland Butt Tight Jeans Rapport International Furniture
    Wrynoceros
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    “this don’t look like no Rap Port…”

  19. Ireland Baldwin Butt Panties Instagram
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    Alec: I will take attention starved offspring of celebrities for $200 Alex…

  20. Laura Dern Licking Lips
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    On her way to secure Jurassic Park IV role reprisal?

  21. Joanna Krupa Side Boob Cutout Shirt Butt Tight Jeans
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    Thank god her crotch doesn’t have the same ventilation.

  22. Reese Witherspoon Butt Yoga Pants
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    On her way to pop out another one. I hear it’s a daily occurence.

  23. Soleil Moon Frye Pregnant Belly
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    Soleil “Full Moon” Frye

  24. Hilary Duff Butt Tight Jeans
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    I’d rather have Haylie

  25. Arnold Schwarzenegger Looking In Car Trunk
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    Sighhh…one of the early signs of dementia is getting confused when out looking for something with some ‘junk in the trunk’.

  26. Kid Rock Bon Jovi Because We Can Tour
    blerg
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    fuck, he looks worse than axl rose…

  27. Katie Holmes Legs Miniskirt Z100s Jingle Ball 2013
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    Now that is posing hard…Olympic gymnasts take note.

  28. Boris Johnson Drunk Holding Barclays Bike Up
    meeps!
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    You’re doing it wrong.

  29. Justin Long Derpface Walking With Dinosaurs Premiere NYC
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    …and Justin Long as Jesus.

  30. Diddy Middle Finger Hello Brooklyn Sweatshirt Sandals With Socks
    Slappy Magoo
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    Nice to know he hasn’t forgotten his roots. Sure, he’s a rich asshole, but he can still pose just any old regular asshole from the streets

  31. Diddy Middle Finger Hello Brooklyn Sweatshirt Sandals With Socks
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    This was moments after Lilo “pitched” her idea for an album.

  32. Balthazar Getty Drunk High Chateau Marmont
    meeps!
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    Next time we see him in this pose he will be found in a closet with a snake skin belt around his neck…

  33. Haley Joel Osment Double Chin Moon Face Short Arms Anchorman 2 The Legend Continues Premiere NYC
    Chris
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    That’s actually John Travolta wearing a Haley Joel Osment suit.

  34. Jenelle Evans Mugshot Breaching The Peace Arrest
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    Who cares about being arrested, she has more important things to worry about…like her eyebrows.

  35. Ireland Baldwin Butt Panties Instagram
    Phoenix
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    That kid’s got a big ass. So far, so good but it looks like it could get away from her if she’s not careful.

  36. Ireland Baldwin Butt Panties Instagram
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    She seems pretty comfortable in that position.

  37. Katie Holmes Legs Miniskirt Z100s Jingle Ball 2013
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    Looks good to me.

  38. Pamela Anderson Veiny Bony Legs Head Wrap
    meeps!
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    Cut her some slack, she 73 years old for chrissake — Wait, she’s what…?

  39. Kate Beckinsale Butt Yoga Pants
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    She is so yummy.

  40. Connor Cruise Santa Con Host Theresa Ortiz Cleavage
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    From a good looking boy to a fat, unshaven, cigarette smoking slob wearing a $50K watch. Nice to have daddy’s money.

  41. Diddy Middle Finger Hello Brooklyn Sweatshirt Sandals With Socks
    meeps!
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    Oh P. Douchey, you’re hilarious!

  42. Jenelle Evans Mugshot Breaching The Peace Arrest
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    She has enough mugshots to create a calendar.

  43. Arnold Schwarzenegger Looking In Car Trunk
    The Pope
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    “Wait…I’m a millionaire, why the fuck am I looking a bunch of Dodge’s?”

  44. Balthazar Getty Drunk High Chateau Marmont
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    Admiring the selection of different drugs on the table and trying to make decision whether to go with cocaine or heroin tonight.

  45. Frances Bean Cobain Chateau Marmont
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    Zombie Zelda Fitzgerald did not recognize the world into which she was resuscitated—the roads filled with automobiles moving too fast even for her (when there was room to move at all); the oddly small, luminescent portable telephones that were practically welded to everyone’s hands; the apportionment of “fame” to a cohort of dullards and simpletons whose celebrity consisted of nothing more than being themselves on a box where movies are broadcast into people’s homes. But then she stepped into the Chateau Marmont and partook of some of the white powder that was offered her as a party favor…and she knew everything was going to be all right.

  46. Hilary Duff Butt Tight Jeans
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    No Duff too tough.

  47. Elisabetta Canalis Zelig1
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    “Okay, I am ready for the next billionaire back here behind the curtain”

  48. Balthazar Getty Drunk High Chateau Marmont
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    Balthazar Getty hates this time of year. So many offers to dress up as one of the Three Wise Men. And the money is so little, too.

  49. Maitland Ward Cleavage Legs Midriff Minidress NOH8 Campaign 5th Annual Anniversary Celebration
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    I like skanky, tall Amanda Bynes.

  50. Jennifer Nicole Lee Bikini Ripped Abs
    The Pope
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    This is what happens when you use a 5lb bag of Domino sugar as a breast implant.

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