The Crap We Missed – Monday 12.16.13

December 16th, 2013 // 429 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed, the place we come to exchange ideas about life and ways to improve the world for everybody. HA! Just kidding!! Now let’s tear some people down who have not and most likely will not ever do anything personally insulting to us ever. Take Sarah Jessica Parker here with her weird horse-like face and minimal to no makeup on. Destroy her! Then there’s Frances Bean Cobain. Her mom and dad did tons of drugs. Her fault! And let’s not forget Melanie Griffith. She had the audacity to get old and not even be hot anymore! Who does she think she is?!

Man, I feel so much better. I’m sure this tightness in my chest is just from joy,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Laura Dern Licking Lips
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    Who’s got the remote for the pocket rocket inside her right now?

  2. Diddy Middle Finger Hello Brooklyn Sweatshirt Sandals With Socks
    donkeylicks
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    Great, now all the kids will be wearing belts but keeping them unbuckled. Way to go!

  3. Hilary Duff Butt Tight Jeans
    jessica
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    Please, SJP is more relivent than this gold digger.

  4. Diddy Middle Finger Hello Brooklyn Sweatshirt Sandals With Socks
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    Right back at you.

  5. Pamela Anderson Veiny Bony Legs Head Wrap
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    MILF.

  6. Ireland Baldwin Butt Panties Instagram
    Deacon Jones
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    Man, it would be pretty tough having her for a daughter..

  7. Brooke Shields Cleavage Anchorman 2 The Legend Continues Premiere NYC
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    She looks great here.

  8. Arthur Renowitzky Amber Rose NOH8 Campaign 5th Annual Anniversary Celebration
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    So listen, I may have lost my legs to Kim K, but I’m willing to give you shot. Oh, and I’m black and famous.

  9. Jennifer Nicole Lee Bikini Ripped Abs
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    Hell yeah. Fucking sexy.

  10. Haley Joel Osment Double Chin Moon Face Short Arms Anchorman 2 The Legend Continues Premiere NYC
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    What’s the under/over the amount of times he’s had “I SEE DEAD PEOPLE!” shouted at him?

    Im guessing at least 3,000.

  11. Haley Joel Osment Double Chin Moon Face Short Arms Anchorman 2 The Legend Continues Premiere NYC
    Chaz
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    I see fat people.

  12. Diddy Middle Finger Hello Brooklyn Sweatshirt Sandals With Socks
    joe
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    Betcha didn’t know that his boyfriend’s name is Brooklyn.

  13. Kate Beckinsale Butt Yoga Pants
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    Ms. Beckinsale’s got the shapeliest legs in the biz. See ladies and gents? When you go to the gym, don’t ignore those legs. Make today your squat day.

  14. Elisabetta Canalis Zelig1
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    I don’t mind some George Clooney leftovers.

  15. Pamela Anderson Veiny Bony Legs Head Wrap
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    It’s like a Hep joint on legs.

  16. Dr Oz Kissing Barbie Doll Z100s Jingle Ball
    cc
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    And here I am with Trailer Park Barbie. It comes with all the material she needs to get her GED while staying at home with her baby.

  17. Melanie Griffith Old Lady Legs Hawaii Five 0 Set
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    Yes. She is best viewed from afar.

  18. Lorenzo Lamas
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    He looks like the poster boy for child molesters

  19. Elisabetta Canalis Zelig1
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    Steve O should have embraced a short life full of addiction.

  20. Katie Holmes Legs Miniskirt Z100s Jingle Ball 2013
    anonymous
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    She’s got a weird body. It’s like her lower half doesn’t match her upper. This picture just emphasizes my point.

  21. Soleil Moon Frye Pregnant Belly
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    I can’t forgive her. She committed the cardinal sin of having breast reduction surgery. You might as well kick god right in the balls.

  22. Christina Milian Side Boob Nipples No Bra Cutout Shirt
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    She’s always been very sexy.

  23. Boris Johnson Drunk Holding Barclays Bike Up
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    “….dey told me (hiccup) tHis BiKe…hAS a beVERage of sorts iN it!….”

  24. Haley Joel Osment Double Chin Moon Face Short Arms Anchorman 2 The Legend Continues Premiere NYC
    anonymous
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    His arms are so short I’m surprised his hands actually reach his pants pockets.

  25. Maitland Ward Cleavage Legs Midriff Minidress NOH8 Campaign 5th Annual Anniversary Celebration
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    She’s got a great figure.

  26. Kate Beckinsale Butt Yoga Pants
    anonymous
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    Can’t recall that last movie that she’s been in where she wasn’t a vampire.

  27. Justin Long Derpface Walking With Dinosaurs Premiere NYC
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    Justinsaurussucks

  28. Katie Holmes Legs Miniskirt Z100s Jingle Ball 2013
    Margaret
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    She still knows how to sell it regardless of who they tell her wants to buy some.

  29. Joanna Krupa Side Boob Cutout Shirt Butt Tight Jeans
    cc
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    No sideboob, but you can tell the photographer did his darnedest.

  30. Jennifer Nicole Lee Bikini Ripped Abs
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    Yep, she’s still posting pics of herself from years ago on her Instagram page because she’s gotten a little thicker, but I guarantee she’s insatiable in bed.

  31. Sarah Jessica Parker No Makeup
    jessica
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    Snapshot taken as she watched her husband run down another mother/daughter pair.

  32. Haley Joel Osment Double Chin Moon Face Short Arms Anchorman 2 The Legend Continues Premiere NYC
    Margaret
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    Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnno.

  33. Maitland Ward Cleavage Legs Midriff Minidress NOH8 Campaign 5th Annual Anniversary Celebration
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    Yeah, she’s been getting a little skankier lately..must be looking for work

  34. Arnold Schwarzenegger Looking In Car Trunk
    cc
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    Yes, just put her in the trunk and bring her back across the border at El Paso. I’m not getting stuck with another kid.

  35. Frances Bean Cobain Chateau Marmont
    Margaret
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    If we can never hear about her again or see her picture, we will have done her a grand service.

  36. Sharon Osbourne Crying
    Margaret
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    I thought is was Rue McClanahan.

  37. Ireland Baldwin Butt Panties Instagram
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    Who keeps taking these pictures? Trout our Alec?

  38. Ashley Kirk Cleavage Leather Bodice Watson Celebrity Charity Basketball Game
    ThisWillHurt
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    Don’t tell Charlie Sheen that one o them escaped his dungeon.

  39. Ashley Kirk Cleavage Leather Bodice Watson Celebrity Charity Basketball Game
    Margaret
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    Who? Nobody? Dime a dozen buy one get two free bimbo. Right. Move along.

  40. Pamela Anderson Veiny Bony Legs Head Wrap
    ThisWillHurt
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    Her leg has a spine. Reflect on this.

  41. Adrian Grenier Oversized Sweater Lacoste Holiday Promotional Event
    anonymous
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    I wonder if he still makes women blow him even though he hasn’t washed his junk in days.

  42. Katie Holmes Legs Miniskirt Z100s Jingle Ball 2013
    cc
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    That’s is Katie, just look casual.

  43. Laura Dern Licking Lips
    anonymous
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    Another royalty check for Jurassic Park must have been accepted for deposit.

  44. Dr Oz Kissing Barbie Doll Z100s Jingle Ball
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    Is he promoting a knocked up trashy Barbie doll because that’s his audience demographic?

  45. Soleil Moon Frye Pregnant Belly
    Prestige Johnson
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    “That’s no Moon…”

  46. Busy Philipps Butt Tight Jeans Post Baby Weight Loss Parking Ticket
    anonymous
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    Parking tickets are probably cheaper than the valet parking in LA.

  47. Arnold Schwarzenegger Looking In Car Trunk
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    ” Ok stuff the maid in the trunck and call the temp agency, get another maid in my bedroom STAT! “

  48. Katie Holmes Legs Miniskirt Z100s Jingle Ball 2013
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    She has all the sex appeal of a prepubescent boy. Probably why Tom couldn’t keep his hands off her.

  49. Haley Joel Osment Double Chin Moon Face Short Arms Anchorman 2 The Legend Continues Premiere NYC
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    Plot twist: He was fat all along!

  50. Ireland Baldwin Butt Panties Instagram
    anonym
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    baldwin-face. yuck.

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