The Crap We Missed – Monday 12.16.13

December 16th, 2013 // 429 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed, the place we come to exchange ideas about life and ways to improve the world for everybody. HA! Just kidding!! Now let’s tear some people down who have not and most likely will not ever do anything personally insulting to us ever. Take Sarah Jessica Parker here with her weird horse-like face and minimal to no makeup on. Destroy her! Then there’s Frances Bean Cobain. Her mom and dad did tons of drugs. Her fault! And let’s not forget Melanie Griffith. She had the audacity to get old and not even be hot anymore! Who does she think she is?!

Man, I feel so much better. I’m sure this tightness in my chest is just from joy,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Soleil Moon Frye Pregnant Belly
    Dox
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    Oh wow… Punky Brewster has not aged well.

  2. Sarah Jessica Parker No Makeup
    JimBB
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    It’s tough finding a taxi with a trailer these days.

  3. Sarah Jessica Parker No Makeup
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    Can we all just take a moment to admire the fact that this women refuses to get a nose job and botox? Sure, she looks like garbage, but the woman has integrity.

  4. Boris Johnson Drunk Holding Barclays Bike Up
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    He has no idea what that is for, does he?

  5. Dr Oz Kissing Barbie Doll Z100s Jingle Ball
    CK
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    He’s a twink, right?

    Seriously someone confirm.

  6. Melanie Griffith Old Lady Legs Hawaii Five 0 Set
    JimBB
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    No sweetie, you were supposed to go to the Hawaii 50+ set.

  7. Haley Joel Osment Double Chin Moon Face Short Arms Anchorman 2 The Legend Continues Premiere NYC
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    = Chris Farley’s estranged love child

  8. Soleil Moon Frye Pregnant Belly
    JimBB
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    Looks like someone touched Punky in her private area.

  9. James Franco Middle Finger Mystery Woman Chateau Marmont
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    Movie stars are just like us! At the end of the night, they’ll settle for whoever is willing.

  10. Reese Witherspoon Butt Yoga Pants
    JimBB
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    I she ever NOT wearing yoga pants?

  11. Ireland Baldwin Butt Panties Instagram
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    Yes yes I would even with all the pent up crazy she is going to grow into.

  12. Connor Cruise Santa Con Host Theresa Ortiz Cleavage
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    She’s fucking hot.

  13. Jenelle Evans Mugshot Breaching The Peace Arrest
    CK
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    Time for another volume of the “Backdoor” series!

  14. Dr Oz Kissing Barbie Doll Z100s Jingle Ball
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    * whispers “Who does your work”

  15. Joanna Krupa Side Boob Cutout Shirt Butt Tight Jeans
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    Side boob approved.

  16. Kid Rock Bon Jovi Because We Can Tour
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    At some point does is he required to change his name to “Old Man Rock?”

  17. Kelly Rowland Butt Tight Jeans Rapport International Furniture
    CK
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    Guess she’s moping because of Beyonce’s iTunes blockbuster..?

  18. James Franco Middle Finger Mystery Woman Chateau Marmont
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    Are they blowing the cocaine out of a snow machine at the Chateau Marmount now?

  19. Connor Cruise Santa Con Host Theresa Ortiz Cleavage
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    Wait….I though hosts at Santa conventions were white.

  20. Meagan Good DeVon Franklin Anchorman 2 The Legend Continues Premiere NYC
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    She got a nice big ass to go with her nice big tits. What more can you ask for?

  21. Ashley Kirk Cleavage Leather Bodice Watson Celebrity Charity Basketball Game
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    I see she brought her own basketballs for the game.

  22. Kate Beckinsale Butt Yoga Pants
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    Spandex approved, now to meet her and give her the spackle stamp of approval….

  23. Joanna Krupa Side Boob Cutout Shirt Butt Tight Jeans
    mt
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    The gills of the rare “Mako Shark” MILF, exposed…

  24. Meagan Good DeVon Franklin Anchorman 2 The Legend Continues Premiere NYC
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    Not Santa, non-swimmer.

  25. Kid Rock Bon Jovi Because We Can Tour
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    Non bather.

  26. Maitland Ward Cleavage Legs Midriff Minidress NOH8 Campaign 5th Annual Anniversary Celebration
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    Wow, bad dress.

  27. Ashley Kirk Cleavage Leather Bodice Watson Celebrity Charity Basketball Game
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    No idea who she is but the porn star look works very well for her.

  28. Arthur Renowitzky Amber Rose NOH8 Campaign 5th Annual Anniversary Celebration
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    Lucky! I hate walking.

  29. Hilary Duff Butt Tight Jeans
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    Dufftastic

  30. Jenelle Evans Mugshot Breaching The Peace Arrest
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    Is her inevitable porn movie going to prison-themed?

  31. Ireland Baldwin Butt Panties Instagram
    Balls Mcgee
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    I call this the ‘Zen Fast’

  32. Frances Bean Cobain Chateau Marmont
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    Well she’s alive and not crack-whore thin, so that’s a start.

  33. Dr Oz Kissing Barbie Doll Z100s Jingle Ball
    donkeylicks
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    Boy, this guy is a regular Danny Choo!

  34. Haley Joel Osment Double Chin Moon Face Short Arms Anchorman 2 The Legend Continues Premiere NYC
    Dick Nose
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    Unfortunately I no longer see dead people …Only carbs

  35. Lorenzo Lamas
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    Hired a band so people will pay attention to him.

  36. Ireland Baldwin Butt Panties Instagram
    cc
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    You know, just another spontaneous image this is not intended to provoke any particular thoughts in people’s heads.

  37. Adrian Grenier Oversized Sweater Lacoste Holiday Promotional Event
    JimBB
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    The perfect Christmas card photo to let the folks know that you’re totally not gay.

  38. Pamela Anderson Veiny Bony Legs Head Wrap
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    Do they do facelifts for the legs?

  39. Sharon Osbourne Crying
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    “Oh Dezi, why! Why!!!!!.”

  40. Frances Bean Cobain Chateau Marmont
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    This is actually the first time I’ve ever seen a picture of her. They did a good job of keeping her under wraps. She looks pretty cute. I just hope she doesn’t turn out to be a junkie like her mom.

  41. Soleil Moon Frye Pregnant Belly
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    Soleil Moon Pie

  42. Ashley Kirk Cleavage Leather Bodice Watson Celebrity Charity Basketball Game
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    “Kirk, two to beam up.”

  43. Justin Long Derpface Walking With Dinosaurs Premiere NYC
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    So the bass player from Everclear turned into Ross from Friends?

  44. Boris Johnson Drunk Holding Barclays Bike Up
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    “We reserve these for Mathew Broderick….cuz…you know…..public safety and stuff.”

  45. Kelly Rowland Butt Tight Jeans Rapport International Furniture
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    That’s a good position. Got access to the front and back.

  46. Diddy Middle Finger Hello Brooklyn Sweatshirt Sandals With Socks
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    Oh Kanye.

  47. Pamela Anderson Veiny Bony Legs Head Wrap
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    Patient zero is escaping.

  48. Ashley Kirk Cleavage Leather Bodice Watson Celebrity Charity Basketball Game
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    Later that night, Lindsay Lohan punched her in the face for “trying to steal her man”

  49. Balthazar Getty Drunk High Chateau Marmont
    donkeylicks
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    Very clever Gaius Baltar but I’m on to you and your robot/god/prophet of god, whatever they were doing in the final episode plot!

  50. Connor Cruise Santa Con Host Theresa Ortiz Cleavage
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    “Your mother hired me to make you into a man…”
    “My what?”

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