Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed, the place we come to exchange ideas about life and ways to improve the world for everybody. HA! Just kidding!! Now let’s tear some people down who have not and most likely will not ever do anything personally insulting to us ever. Take Sarah Jessica Parker here with her weird horse-like face and minimal to no makeup on. Destroy her! Then there’s Frances Bean Cobain. Her mom and dad did tons of drugs. Her fault! And let’s not forget Melanie Griffith. She had the audacity to get old and not even be hot anymore! Who does she think she is?!
Man, I feel so much better. I’m sure this tightness in my chest is just from joy,
- Photo Boy