The Crap We Missed – Monday 12.16.13

December 16th, 2013 // 429 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed, the place we come to exchange ideas about life and ways to improve the world for everybody. HA! Just kidding!! Now let’s tear some people down who have not and most likely will not ever do anything personally insulting to us ever. Take Sarah Jessica Parker here with her weird horse-like face and minimal to no makeup on. Destroy her! Then there’s Frances Bean Cobain. Her mom and dad did tons of drugs. Her fault! And let’s not forget Melanie Griffith. She had the audacity to get old and not even be hot anymore! Who does she think she is?!

Man, I feel so much better. I’m sure this tightness in my chest is just from joy,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Ireland Baldwin Butt Panties Instagram
    JimBB
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    The countdown to porn continues.

  2. Dr Oz Kissing Barbie Doll Z100s Jingle Ball
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    The doll is less fake than his hair.

  3. Joanna Krupa Side Boob Cutout Shirt Butt Tight Jeans
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    Off to a Bon Jovi concert in 1988!!

  4. Arnold Schwarzenegger Looking In Car Trunk
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    I was really looking for something that will explode into a giant fireball after I flip it several times in a high speed chase.

  5. Katie Holmes Legs Miniskirt Z100s Jingle Ball 2013
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    Looks like the Scientologists repossessed her tits.

  6. Haley Joel Osment Double Chin Moon Face Short Arms Anchorman 2 The Legend Continues Premiere NYC
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    The qualities that are cute in a kid are often grotesque in an adult.

  7. Ireland Baldwin Butt Panties Instagram
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    I thought it was Chelsea Handler from the thumbnail. I’m ashamed.

  8. Justin Long Derpface Walking With Dinosaurs Premiere NYC
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    I haven’t wanted a dinosaur to be real this much since I was a kid.

  9. Joanna Krupa Side Boob Cutout Shirt Butt Tight Jeans
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    How do I get into her pants?

  10. Ireland Baldwin Butt Panties Instagram
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    “All I want for Christmas is a facial.” ?

  11. James Franco Middle Finger Mystery Woman Chateau Marmont
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    Continuing his streak of originality, James flips off the paparazzi while leaving the Chateau Marmont to buy drugs.

  12. Arnold Schwarzenegger Looking In Car Trunk
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    “Dat trunk is big enough to hide a chubby Latina maid. I’ll take 5.”

  13. Arnold Schwarzenegger Looking In Car Trunk
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    But is it big enough to hold the next maid that can’t keep her mouth shut?

  14. Ireland Baldwin Butt Panties Instagram
    Bonky
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    The American Psychiatric Association has announced that for
    the upcoming release of DSM-6, this photo will be used to
    visualize the illness “Uncontrollable Selfie Disorder”. “USD” is an
    illness where someone cannot stop releasing self-portraits of
    everything they do because they think they are “hot” when they
    are doing anything.

  15. Dr Oz Kissing Barbie Doll Z100s Jingle Ball
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    The baby is his…

  16. Sarah Jessica Parker No Makeup
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    Give a horse some grain and you feed it for a day.

    Teach a horse to carry its own grain and you feed it for a lifetime.

  17. Katie Holmes Legs Miniskirt Z100s Jingle Ball 2013
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    Why did she just steal a loaf of bread?

  18. Joanna Krupa Side Boob Cutout Shirt Butt Tight Jeans
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    Grip strips! How convenient.

  19. Jenelle Evans Mugshot Breaching The Peace Arrest
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    The people on her Christmas newslatter list are going to be very disappointed this year.

  20. Katie Holmes Legs Miniskirt Z100s Jingle Ball 2013
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    She’s still got it. I totally would.

  21. Haley Joel Osment Double Chin Moon Face Short Arms Anchorman 2 The Legend Continues Premiere NYC
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    This is just unfortunate.

  22. Katie Holmes Legs Miniskirt Z100s Jingle Ball 2013
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    Please don’t bend that leg any further. I have a grasshopper phobia.

  23. Sarah Jessica Parker No Makeup
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    FUCK!!! THE BLAIR WITCH JUST SAW ME!!!

  24. Frances Bean Cobain Chateau Marmont
    JimBB
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    Will she evade the Nazi’s and make it across the Polish countryside?? Stay tuned!

  25. Kate Beckinsale Butt Yoga Pants
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    One of the sexiest, if not the sexiest woman in the world.

  26. Dr Oz Kissing Barbie Doll Z100s Jingle Ball
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    Dr. Oz is sooo gross. Why is he popular?

  27. James Franco Middle Finger Mystery Woman Chateau Marmont
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    “Uptight bitch.”
    “Freak. I am not putting on a Batman mask.”

  28. Kate Beckinsale Butt Yoga Pants
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    I’d love to “meat” her.

  29. Ireland Baldwin Butt Panties Instagram
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    I think she is sniffing her own fart.

  30. Lorenzo Lamas
    JimBB
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    Clay Aiken thinks he such hot shit since he learned to play the sax. I could learn to play the sax.

  31. Katie Holmes Legs Miniskirt Z100s Jingle Ball 2013
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    Drunk.

  32. Justin Long Derpface Walking With Dinosaurs Premiere NYC
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    That’s the same expression that’ll be plastered on the face of his taxidermied corpse when Amanda Seyfried’s done with him.

  33. Frances Bean Cobain Chateau Marmont
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    You can blame all of this on Kurt for killing himself.

  34. Arthur Renowitzky Amber Rose NOH8 Campaign 5th Annual Anniversary Celebration
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    “So if you see Russell Brand, push me the fuck out of here, okay?”

  35. Haley Joel Osment Double Chin Moon Face Short Arms Anchorman 2 The Legend Continues Premiere NYC
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    Bobbleheads never really resemble the subject.

  36. Katie Holmes Legs Miniskirt Z100s Jingle Ball 2013
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    She has that same slight down syndrome-y look Drew Berrymore has.

  37. Kid Rock Bon Jovi Because We Can Tour
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    Shatting out another trailer park hit song

  38. Haley Joel Osment Double Chin Moon Face Short Arms Anchorman 2 The Legend Continues Premiere NYC
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    I have never seen someone look so uncomfortable in their own body before.

  39. Balthazar Getty Drunk High Chateau Marmont
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    At the Chateau Marmont, we have convenient walls located throughout the hotel for you to lean against when you’re too messed up to drive but not quite messed up enough to OD in your room.

  40. Sarah Jessica Parker No Makeup
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    Someone needs to take her to the Vet.
    Her muzzle is all skeletal, her flanks are emaciated, and she’s looking kind of swaybacked.

  41. Boris Johnson Drunk Holding Barclays Bike Up
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    It’s easy to like him since he’s not involved in any governance on this side of the pond.

  42. Sharon Osbourne Crying
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    I thought Martha Raye died?

  43. Laura Dern Licking Lips
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    Girl never gives up. Always practicing for her next audition.

  44. Laura Dern Licking Lips
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    That is her “O” face ladies and gentlemen.

  45. Frances Bean Cobain Chateau Marmont
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    When did fashion start involving muppet pelts?

  46. Diddy Middle Finger Hello Brooklyn Sweatshirt Sandals With Socks
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    “Ditto,” said the world.

  47. Pamela Anderson Veiny Bony Legs Head Wrap
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    Now she has to cover up, or risk melting in direct sunlight.

  48. Busy Philipps Butt Tight Jeans Post Baby Weight Loss Parking Ticket
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    It’s L.A. Just check “Celebrity” and drop it in a mailbox.

  49. Haley Joel Osment Double Chin Moon Face Short Arms Anchorman 2 The Legend Continues Premiere NYC
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    It’s like an orange on a toothpick. He probably cries himself to sleep on his giant pillow.

  50. Ireland Baldwin Butt Panties Instagram
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    She’s pretty good at hiding the suction cup, floor-mounted dildo in her photo.

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