Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Carrie and the girls back to work on Sex and the City 3 and looking sassier than ever, Christina Aguilera smuggling burritos in those goddamn tights she won’t take off and your newest Internet Meme: Sad Ben Affleck. Not even a dartboard can bring him joy.
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How could you not be horny looking at this pic?
Not in picture: Ozzy in an adult diaper.
DJ Tanner?
He’s waiting for those little electrical sparks to jump between his fingers because he’s such a powerful entertainer he can do that.
+1
this is beautiful. thank-you, sir.
Well played, you awesome bastard.
Mexicans. Not just for poor people anymore . . .
Don’t even talk to her until she’s had her morning gravy frappuccino
Smiling like she just bit on a lemon.
This is actually a clip from their new reality show, “Ebony and Ivory.” Fun Fact: Kris Kardashian tried to trademark that name for her future reality show about Khloe and Lamar’s twins, but once they explained to her that science doesn’t really work that way, she relented.
COME ON GUYZ I WORKED REALLY HARD ON THIS COMMENT SHOW SOME LOLOVE
Reminiscing about the time they both banged Chelsea Handler at the same time. (It looked like their intertwined hands)
It ain’t gay if it’s a three-way.
It’s only gay if the balls touch.
Your mouth.
nothin wrong w a little sword fighting as long as there’s no eye contact
Those Mexicans sure are possessive of their bald women.
Winner!
I second that, winner winner, chicken dinner
That outfit is screaming relapse. Or head injury.
That outfit is screaming “fat day”.
Hey England, I’m mocking you.
She’s not posing, she’s pausing to let the methane disperse… notice the contented look
“Methinks my JNCOS are filling up with stool!”
Hot coffee all over my keyboard just now because NUCLEAR LOLOCAUST.
Fuck you, chick from Twilight. I’m almost transparent.
Being tainted by Marilyn Manson never washes off, no matter how hard she tries.
Apart from the fact she’s getting married about twice a year and has made herself the semi official spokeswoman for buggery where do people get the idea she’s mad?
You cynics! It’s obvious he just destroyed a whole Smurf village.
That’s exactly what I was thinking, too. I hope Papa Smurf is still OK.
I see your true colors.
Exactly!! Color up the hair a little more and it is Cyndi Lauper.
Still gorgeous, even mid-derp.
“Oh my God! A BEE! Kill itttt!!!!!”
What does it mean when you’re the trashiest person at a UFC event? How does the universe deal with you?
Quite unfortuenately, the universe seems to respond by supplying him with an endless supply of Ed Hardy shirts, so the rest of us can know true suffering. To quote Fish,, it’s all very mystical.
I can’t wait until the army of jealous fatties come in defending that horrible looking tit.
Hey, I’m chunky but my tits look way better than that. Probably because of my up-to-date routine vaccine schedule.
It just goes to show that slurping seamen on mass is more slimming than wine.
What do sailors and church have to do with this?
Luis Guzman is going to hit that
As your doctor I’m obliged to ask – have you considered heroin?
David just loves to show of his skill at firing off rubber bands at the paparazzi
Booty, booty, booty, rockin’ everywhere!
When in Rome, do as if the Romans would if they lived on the moon.
He has no idea that he is acting out his fantasy of kneeing Bradley Cooper in the face.
What the fuck am I looking at right now.
Oddly, the same thought was going through her mind when this photo was taken. That, and “Who am I, where am I, and does anyone expect me to speack coherent English? Damn, I’m wasted!”
She looks like ET with lymphoma.
Does eating count as something fun girls like to do?
I used think Taylor Momsen was hot, now not so much.
Lamar had better brand this one before the cattle rustlers make off with her.
R.I.P. to another formerly hot woman.
I still wouldn’t kick her out of the sack.
unless she wanted to f*&k on the floor.
except, she has never been hot. You haven’t seen A TRULY beautiful colombian girl. I’m glad the 15 minutes of fame of this whore are almost over.
I think she’s pretty, but…Sometimes I think she has a mouse/chipmunk face?
“I guess that wasn’t just a fart…”
Starting on the WB in January – Fatty and the Hipster.
It’s just that…she has girth in all the wrong places :(
Hideous swimsuit. Take it off.
*wink, wink*
It’s good to see how the Jessica Simpson diet is working out for Shakira…poorly.
I’d like to see the other half, please.
Now that Maria is taking him to the cleaners, he has to attach a chain to his wallet to protect what money he has left.
Good thing she wore that warm hat – i hear it gets chilly down there.
Get avay from me if you vant to live!
Christina, leggings don’t look good on you, jeggings don’t look good on you, jeans don’t look good on you, dresses don’t look good on you, sweats don’t look good on you…
Just stay indoors for now on.
So she got up this morning and decided to look like Ivana Trump?
Absolutely not his real hair.
Must kill the Clooney.
i’ll be your getaway driver. lets get 9 more
Done!