The Crap We Missed – Monday 12.12.11

December 12th, 2011 // 685 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Carrie and the girls back to work on Sex and the City 3 and looking sassier than ever, Christina Aguilera smuggling burritos in those goddamn tights she won’t take off and your newest Internet Meme: Sad Ben Affleck. Not even a dartboard can bring him joy.

Come back at 5 PM EST if you like freckled breasts swinging freely on a beach,

- The Superficial

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Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Fame, Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Arnold Schwarzenegger
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    Sorry, Christopher Lloyd, but dying your hair won’t keep us from typecasting you as Doc Brown for the rest of your life.

  2. The Situation
    pufpufpass
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    I’d hit him with so many rights, he’d be begging for lefts.

  3. Robert Downey Jr. Blue Tipped Shoes
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    So David Arquette opened a shoe store?

  4. Ben Affleck
    M
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    Don’t knock the 80s shag, it’s how many of us were conceived.

  5. Arnold Schwarzenegger
    dontkillthemessenger
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    When did he win the Super Bowl?

  6. Stacy Keibler Butt Tight Minidress
    bdog821
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    Elfin magic!

  7. Ali Larter Chest Bones
    Cock Dr
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    Leather pants + shapely buttocks = enslaved celebrity website bloggers.

  8. Leilani Dowding Bikini
    LegMan
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    “You put your backside in, you put your backside out, you put your backside in and shake it all about…”

    and that’s a fine backside may I say.

  9. Christina Aguilera Tight Pants Matthew Rutler
    karlito
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    what the fuck happened to her? she used to be so gorgeous. now she looks like a homeless woman who lives in the garbage bin outside a Macdonalds.

  10. Rosario Dawson
    M
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    I just love Pete Burns’ new do.

  11. David Hasselhoff
    Cock Dr
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    Drunk again.

  12. Jenny McCarthy Cleavage Side Boob
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    Vaccines give women flat breasts. I came to that conclusion using about as much science as Jenny McCarthy did.

  13. Channing Tatum Magic Mike
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    Skip to my lou my darlin”

  14. 50 Cent Piers Morgan
    M
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    Only question is which one is top?

  15. Stacy Keibler Butt Tight Minidress
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    Ass done right

  16. Leilani Dowding Bikini
    LegMan
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    Sweet Mother of God!

  17. Ali Larter Chest Bones
    M
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    Looking more like Mom every day…

  18. Robert Downey Jr. Blue Tipped Shoes
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    Ah, I see he overslept in Bieber’s hotel room again.

  19. Channing Tatum Magic Mike
    dontkillthemessenger
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    This wouldn’t be considered normal behavior if it was Weston Cage.

  20. Kelly Clarkson Fat
    bdog821
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    Eat a sandwich girl!!

  21. Kelly Clarkson Fat
    Cock Dr
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    Such a fashionista.

  22. David Hasselhoff
    M
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    Non-celebrity twit of the year. With apologies to Monty Python…

  23. Sylvester Stallone
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    Quite possibly the gayest jeans I’ve ever seen on a man.

  24. Jenny McCarthy Cleavage Side Boob
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    Hey Saggy, where’s Scooby & the gang?

  25. Courtney Love Cleavage
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    “You, daisy tattooer … over here.”

  26. Stacy Keibler Butt Tight Minidress
    dontkillthemessenger
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    George is going to be bored by this insanely hot woman in 3, 2, 1…

  27. Sinead O'Connor Jesus Sweatshirt
    karlito
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    amazing sweat shirt for someone who called the Pope evil. she used to be good looking to back in the day. now with that haircut she looks like a twenty-something boy

  28. Arnold Schwarzenegger
    userofalltrades
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    “…and this is the part of the movie where I looked really serious, it’s funny because I’m serious.”

  29. Khloe Kardashian Head Wrap
    M
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    Muslim headscarf? Check. Black nail polish? Check. And the TSA still won’t bodyscan her.

    • userofalltrades

      Just practicing for when she moves to Dallas, I understand they look favorably on muslims there.

  30. Stacy Keibler Butt Tight Minidress
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    This picture is the reason I just had to explain the term “butterface” to my skeezy uncle.

  31. Ben Affleck
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    Six darts and not one of them hit him? What the fuck?

  32. Stacy Keibler Butt Tight Minidress
    BenDoverman
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    I would so eat her Keibler nuggets

  33. The Situation
    M
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    Turn the picture upside down and the bleacher is taking a dump.

  34. Kelly Clarkson Fat
    M
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    Twins?

  35. Rosario Dawson
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    Those paintings of big eyed orphans have really gotten scary

  36. Robert Downey Jr. Blue Tipped Shoes
    userofalltrades
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    It appears that there is now an open investigation into stolen props from the Iron Man set.

  37. Christina Aguilera Tight Pants Matthew Rutler
    M
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    And that is one party I don’t want an invite too.

  38. Courtney Love Cleavage
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    “Wait, this movie isn’t a porno aimed at the younger crowd? FUCK. THIS. SHIT.”

  39. The Situation
    slippinx12
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    That guy in the back is begging to do the world a favor

  40. 50 Cent Piers Morgan
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    Fitty, Piers, Piers, Fitty.

  41. Paula Patton Cleavage
    Cock Dr
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    Heavyweight division cleavage, or a magical bra/dress. I dunno.

  42. Ben Affleck
    Michael
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    I take it he didn’t change his mind about meeting Brian Orakpo at the pancake social?

  43. Paula Patton Cleavage
    M
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    This is your bust in a too-small brassiere.

  44. Sinead O'Connor Jesus Sweatshirt
    M
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    Jesus can keep her.

  45. Sinead O'Connor Jesus Sweatshirt
    Charlie Hodge
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    …and he can keep her.

  46. Ali Larter Chest Bones
    sprub
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    Cover her in cooked elbow macaroni and marinara sauce and you’ve got one hell of a MILFaroni !

  47. Sinead O'Connor Jesus Sweatshirt
    ozmosis
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    Don’t wear a Jesus shirt now, it’s too late. He remembers what you did to the Pope’s picture on SNL. Burn baby burn. For eternity.

    • Bartok

      Are you kidding/ She’s done more for humanity than the fucking “Pope” has ever done, certainly for the victims of abuse at the hands of the Catholic Church. And when are assholes like you going to wake up and realize that, if there IS a Jesus or ever WAS a Jesus, he’s about the furthest thing in the universe from the fucking pathetic POPE. What she did on SNL was awesome. She’s a screwed up chick, but at least she’s trying. Go fuck yourself and fuck the fucking Pope. Only absolute morons believe that guy is even remotely close to God: one of the most evil institutions in recorded history.

  48. Kelly Clarkson Fat
    slippinx12
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    Fame hasn’t changed her, she still brings her lunch to work in bags like everyone else

  49. Sinead O'Connor Jesus Sweatshirt
    Cock Dr
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    Has she killed and eaten that poor shmuck she dragged to the Vegas marriage alter?

  50. Arnold Schwarzenegger
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    “Valet me if you want to live.”

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