Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Carrie and the girls back to work on Sex and the City 3 and looking sassier than ever, Christina Aguilera smuggling burritos in those goddamn tights she won’t take off and your newest Internet Meme: Sad Ben Affleck. Not even a dartboard can bring him joy.
Come back at 5 PM EST if you like freckled breasts swinging freely on a beach,
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Sorry, Christopher Lloyd, but dying your hair won’t keep us from typecasting you as Doc Brown for the rest of your life.
I’d hit him with so many rights, he’d be begging for lefts.
So David Arquette opened a shoe store?
Zing !
Don’t knock the 80s shag, it’s how many of us were conceived.
When did he win the Super Bowl?
Elfin magic!
Leather pants + shapely buttocks = enslaved celebrity website bloggers.
“You put your backside in, you put your backside out, you put your backside in and shake it all about…”
and that’s a fine backside may I say.
what the fuck happened to her? she used to be so gorgeous. now she looks like a homeless woman who lives in the garbage bin outside a Macdonalds.
See that guy she’s with? That guy happened to her.
Now her life is just one long wine soaked party.
I just love Pete Burns’ new do.
Drunk again.
Vaccines give women flat breasts. I came to that conclusion using about as much science as Jenny McCarthy did.
+1
Page winner!
+1bazillion
Skip to my lou my darlin”
Only question is which one is top?
Ass done right
Sweet Mother of God!
No, she’s a model. And her name isn’t even Mary. Really dude, do I have to be on top ef EVERYthing?
Looking more like Mom every day…
Hey, M…can I get your mom’s number?
awesome.
Ah, I see he overslept in Bieber’s hotel room again.
This wouldn’t be considered normal behavior if it was Weston Cage.
Eat a sandwich girl!!
Such a fashionista.
Non-celebrity twit of the year. With apologies to Monty Python…
“Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.”
Quite possibly the gayest jeans I’ve ever seen on a man.
You beat me to it. Someone actually paid for those?!
Hey Saggy, where’s Scooby & the gang?
Tied for page winner.
“You, daisy tattooer … over here.”
Hahahahaa
George is going to be bored by this insanely hot woman in 3, 2, 1…
amazing sweat shirt for someone who called the Pope evil. she used to be good looking to back in the day. now with that haircut she looks like a twenty-something boy
you can believe in Jesus and still the the Pope sucks
What day was she ever good looking?
Since when were the Pope and Jesus one?
That comment was worthless, and we are all dumber for having read it.
“…and this is the part of the movie where I looked really serious, it’s funny because I’m serious.”
Muslim headscarf? Check. Black nail polish? Check. And the TSA still won’t bodyscan her.
Just practicing for when she moves to Dallas, I understand they look favorably on muslims there.
This picture is the reason I just had to explain the term “butterface” to my skeezy uncle.
You’re insane. She’s beautiful.
Did you also have to explain the term “blind retard” to him as well?
I can’t figure out what it is about her. She’s like a low budget blonde rental of all of Clooney’s other beards. I personally like the cocktail waitress. That bitch was smokin.
amen, brother
Yeah, but which one WASN’T smokin’? I think this woman is incredible. She’s so tall, I’d love to slow dance with her. (I’m NOT tall.)
Six darts and not one of them hit him? What the fuck?
Jennifer’s aim is off.
I would so eat her Keibler nuggets
+1
Turn the picture upside down and the bleacher is taking a dump.
Twins?
Those paintings of big eyed orphans have really gotten scary
It appears that there is now an open investigation into stolen props from the Iron Man set.
And that is one party I don’t want an invite too.
“Wait, this movie isn’t a porno aimed at the younger crowd? FUCK. THIS. SHIT.”
That guy in the back is begging to do the world a favor
Fitty, Piers, Piers, Fitty.
Heavyweight division cleavage, or a magical bra/dress. I dunno.
The shoes: http://images.starpulse.com/news/bloggers/10/blog_images/paula-patton.jpg
Mylar pumps!
Dayum!
I take it he didn’t change his mind about meeting Brian Orakpo at the pancake social?
Michael, your words are hurtful.
This is your bust in a too-small brassiere.
Jesus can keep her.
…and he can keep her.
Cover her in cooked elbow macaroni and marinara sauce and you’ve got one hell of a MILFaroni !
Don’t wear a Jesus shirt now, it’s too late. He remembers what you did to the Pope’s picture on SNL. Burn baby burn. For eternity.
Are you kidding/ She’s done more for humanity than the fucking “Pope” has ever done, certainly for the victims of abuse at the hands of the Catholic Church. And when are assholes like you going to wake up and realize that, if there IS a Jesus or ever WAS a Jesus, he’s about the furthest thing in the universe from the fucking pathetic POPE. What she did on SNL was awesome. She’s a screwed up chick, but at least she’s trying. Go fuck yourself and fuck the fucking Pope. Only absolute morons believe that guy is even remotely close to God: one of the most evil institutions in recorded history.
Fame hasn’t changed her, she still brings her lunch to work in bags like everyone else
hahahahahahahahaah
Has she killed and eaten that poor shmuck she dragged to the Vegas marriage alter?
“Valet me if you want to live.”
Heeehehe :D