Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Carrie and the girls back to work on Sex and the City 3 and looking sassier than ever, Christina Aguilera smuggling burritos in those goddamn tights she won’t take off and your newest Internet Meme: Sad Ben Affleck. Not even a dartboard can bring him joy.
Come back at 5 PM EST if you like freckled breasts swinging freely on a beach,
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Kate Gosselin’s surgery went well.
Christina Hendricks saw this picture and said “damn those are some big boobs!”
Ok, maybe I’m just way behind the times. But I just figured out what Ben’s problem is: Jennifer Garner is PREGNANT AGAIN!! Poor Ben is so depressed because he’s being cock-blocked by a new street urchin Jennifer hopes is ANOTHER girl!! Won’t THAT be funnsies!!
Hadouken!
“So I say to the tailor ‘Can you do the suit with pants like skinny jeans’ and he looks at me like I’m the asshole. Can you believe it?”
Great. Now i’ve just developed a fetish for vampire armpits. Thanks Fish.
I wouldn’t think banging Chelsea Handler would elevate him to hero status. Maybe a good wingman, but not a hero.
“How dare you insinuate that I’m only famous because I let my formerly talented husband make a drooling fool of himself on a reality….uh, you know what? Let’s agree to disagree on that one.”
Never mind the tits, look at her meth arms.
Nice to see Gollum outside the cave again…
“Come with me if you want to…ugh, eye don’t carah anymorah if you live or die. Just point me in thy direction of tha neerest Mexican nanny.”
How do you flare one nostril without flaring the other?
The British version of KIT won’t accept occupants wearing any other attire.
I’ve seen her on the street 10+ times today. She’s that average. And her music is shit now. Why is she famous again?
This is what idiotic people refer to as an icon?!? Fugly!
This is how she tries to make her dream of marrying into British aristocracy come true…
Sorry, why is she in Oslo, Norway…
3..2..1.. Ignition! We have lift off!
joking aside, don’t forget the dude is 65. He’s 65.
HEY YOU!!!! YEAH, YOU IN THE FRONT ROW!!! DOES MY NEW HAIR MAKE MY ASS LOOK SMALLER??? Guy in the front row: “Holy shit!!! It has a head???”
Is that Shakira? Nahhh. Can’t be. Shakira is hot.
Poor Ahnuld. Getting old sucks, man.
She’s gone Manimal!
Ozzy must be trying to get of his highchair again.
“Don’t ask K.I.T. Just drive goddamn it!”
THANK YOU! Been trying to figure out who she looked like for a couple of years now. Jabba The Hut.
Isn’t this the woman Arnold banged?
This is Britney Spears’ after photo on Faces of Meth
That’s not a beard, it’s Matt Damon’s shadow
i suddenly have the urge to watch hocus pocus…
Time to stop buying jeans in the young mens dept at Kohls.
It’s like the guy uses his clothes to remind us his judgment is still fucked up, even if he isn’t.
Why is she on Paramount’s premieres guest list?
How did Khloe Kardashian make it in here twice?
That dude looks like her ex and David Arquette had a baby.
What’s in the cup? Butter.
Oh hey… is Ben joining Death Cab for Cutie? I guess Affleck is a hipster now.