The Crap We Missed – Monday 12.12.11

December 12th, 2011 // 685 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Carrie and the girls back to work on Sex and the City 3 and looking sassier than ever, Christina Aguilera smuggling burritos in those goddamn tights she won’t take off and your newest Internet Meme: Sad Ben Affleck. Not even a dartboard can bring him joy.

Come back at 5 PM EST if you like freckled breasts swinging freely on a beach,

- The Superficial

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Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Fame, Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Shakira Butt Tight Jeans
    Confused
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    Kate Gosselin’s surgery went well.

  2. Paula Patton Cleavage
    Kurryspice
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    Christina Hendricks saw this picture and said “damn those are some big boobs!”

  3. Ben Affleck
    sc4play
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    Ok, maybe I’m just way behind the times. But I just figured out what Ben’s problem is: Jennifer Garner is PREGNANT AGAIN!! Poor Ben is so depressed because he’s being cock-blocked by a new street urchin Jennifer hopes is ANOTHER girl!! Won’t THAT be funnsies!!

  4. Channing Tatum Magic Mike
    BPS
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    Hadouken!

  5. Robert Downey Jr. Blue Tipped Shoes
    Uncle Phil
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    “So I say to the tailor ‘Can you do the suit with pants like skinny jeans’ and he looks at me like I’m the asshole. Can you believe it?”

  6. Courtney Love Cleavage
    Uncle Phil
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    Great. Now i’ve just developed a fetish for vampire armpits. Thanks Fish.

  7. 50 Cent Piers Morgan
    Uncle Phil
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    I wouldn’t think banging Chelsea Handler would elevate him to hero status. Maybe a good wingman, but not a hero.

  8. Sharon Osbourne
    Uncle Phil
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    “How dare you insinuate that I’m only famous because I let my formerly talented husband make a drooling fool of himself on a reality….uh, you know what? Let’s agree to disagree on that one.”

  9. Courtney Love Cleavage
    Steelerchick
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    Never mind the tits, look at her meth arms.

  10. Courtney Love Cleavage
    Tiffanany
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    Nice to see Gollum outside the cave again…

  11. Arnold Schwarzenegger
    Admiral Hackbar
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    “Come with me if you want to…ugh, eye don’t carah anymorah if you live or die. Just point me in thy direction of tha neerest Mexican nanny.”

  12. Rosario Dawson
    CranAppleSnapple
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    How do you flare one nostril without flaring the other?

  13. David Hasselhoff
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    The British version of KIT won’t accept occupants wearing any other attire.

  14. Kelly Clarkson Fat
    AnnaDraconida
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    I’ve seen her on the street 10+ times today. She’s that average. And her music is shit now. Why is she famous again?

  15. Cindy Lauper Plastic Surgery Face
    squishy
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    This is what idiotic people refer to as an icon?!? Fugly!

  16. Courtney Love Cleavage
    squishy
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    This is how she tries to make her dream of marrying into British aristocracy come true…

  17. Rosario Dawson
    squishy
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    Sorry, why is she in Oslo, Norway…

  18. Shakira Butt Tight Jeans
    KC
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    3..2..1.. Ignition! We have lift off!

  19. Sylvester Stallone
    roy s
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    joking aside, don’t forget the dude is 65. He’s 65.

  20. Shakira Butt Tight Jeans
    YourGodBowsToMe
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    HEY YOU!!!! YEAH, YOU IN THE FRONT ROW!!! DOES MY NEW HAIR MAKE MY ASS LOOK SMALLER??? Guy in the front row: “Holy shit!!! It has a head???”

  21. Shakira Butt Tight Jeans
    Larry Jones
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    Is that Shakira? Nahhh. Can’t be. Shakira is hot.

  22. Arnold Schwarzenegger
    Larry Jones
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    Poor Ahnuld. Getting old sucks, man.

  23. Rosario Dawson
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    She’s gone Manimal!

  24. Sharon Osbourne
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    Ozzy must be trying to get of his highchair again.

  25. David Hasselhoff
    wilsjay
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    “Don’t ask K.I.T. Just drive goddamn it!”

  26. Khloe Kardashian Head Wrap
    wilsjay
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    THANK YOU! Been trying to figure out who she looked like for a couple of years now. Jabba The Hut.

  27. Arnold Schwarzenegger
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    Isn’t this the woman Arnold banged?

  28. Courtney Love Cleavage
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    This is Britney Spears’ after photo on Faces of Meth

  29. Ben Affleck
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    That’s not a beard, it’s Matt Damon’s shadow

  30. Cindy Lauper Plastic Surgery Face
    narddog
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    i suddenly have the urge to watch hocus pocus…

  31. David Hasselhoff
    Suds
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    Time to stop buying jeans in the young mens dept at Kohls.

  32. Robert Downey Jr. Blue Tipped Shoes
    Katie
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    It’s like the guy uses his clothes to remind us his judgment is still fucked up, even if he isn’t.

  33. Courtney Love Cleavage
    Katie
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    Why is she on Paramount’s premieres guest list?

  34. Kelly Clarkson Fat
    Scully
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    How did Khloe Kardashian make it in here twice?

  35. Christina Aguilera Tight Pants Matthew Rutler
    Scully
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    That dude looks like her ex and David Arquette had a baby.

  36. Christina Aguilera Tight Pants Matthew Rutler
    Scully
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    What’s in the cup? Butter.

  37. Ben Affleck
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    Oh hey… is Ben joining Death Cab for Cutie? I guess Affleck is a hipster now.

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