The Crap We Missed – Monday 12.12.11

December 12th, 2011 // 685 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Carrie and the girls back to work on Sex and the City 3 and looking sassier than ever, Christina Aguilera smuggling burritos in those goddamn tights she won’t take off and your newest Internet Meme: Sad Ben Affleck. Not even a dartboard can bring him joy.

Come back at 5 PM EST if you like freckled breasts swinging freely on a beach,

- The Superficial

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Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Fame, Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Robert Downey Jr. Blue Tipped Shoes
    asdf
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    Shoes what?

  2. Shakira Butt Tight Jeans
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    Talent, ability, large ass and black microphone.
    Kim Kardashian, take note.

    • Keyword: Talent.

    • AnnaDraconida

      Talent? Where?

    • Anton LaVey

      Dude, This idiot may have many things, but Talent????? Give me a grandmotherfucking Break! She’s the most annoying retard pretending to be a singer in the history of music. Too bad far many americans worship her cellulite filled ass. Get real, she’s ugly, talent-less and resents her nationality, I hope she never returns to Colombia!

    • Anton LaVey

      She hasn’t publicly stated something like that, that would kill her ‘career’, However it’s common knowledge (over here) that over the years she has switched her accent to Argentinian and Spanish, she hardly, if ever performs in Colombia(or even visits), this is all speculation really, but if that doesn’t suffice listen to this: she performed for the opening of the past 2 world cups, BUT declined to do so for the Sub-20 world cup 2011 that took place in Colombia! whereas she nowadays gives free concerts in Spain.
      She hates her roots, I’m sure of that, she would like to be a blonde american stereotype, and the evidence lies in the fact that she bought the rights for a telenovela she was in back when she was 18 or something.. The Reason: She doesn’t want people to see her former self. She really is an EXTREMELY arrogant and stuck-up person, next to her Kim Kardashian is as humble as mother Teresa.

  3. Ben Affleck
    EricLr
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    Poor guy can’t even work up enough energy to groom himself properly anymore.

  4. herbiefrog

    “Swing back at 5 PM EST if you like freckled breasts swinging freely on a beach”

    don’t you go showing our baby’s
    “freckled breasts swinging freely on a beach”

    ours… not yours : ))

  5. Robert Downey Jr. Blue Tipped Shoes
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    He walks the fine line between quirky and douche… I’d say he’s strayed a bit too far into douche on this one.

  6. Cindy Lauper Plastic Surgery Face
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    Wow – Christina Aguilara really HAS conquered bulimia…good for her!

  7. I’d definitely pay her child support.

  8. Christina Aguilera Tight Pants Matthew Rutler
    Christina Aguilera
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    Leave me alone, these leggings are the only thing I own that currently fits!!

  9. Channing Tatum Magic Mike
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    Is he clapping because the retard can lift his leg on command?

  10. Sylvester Stallone
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    “No, no – not a Rocky sequel. I’m thinking Old Dogs 2!”

  11. Ben Affleck
    Blah
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    Justin Bieber really is growing up too fast

  12. Robert Downey Jr. Blue Tipped Shoes
    MRF
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    So, basically, he’s Mr. Bean with a drug habit?

  13. Ben Affleck
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    If that’s not the face of a broken man, I don’t know what is. The poor guy is ashamed he got caught buying CANDY!!

  14. Ben Affleck
    CrazyBroad
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    Dye his hair gray and he could play Michael McDonald in a biopic.

  15. Rosario Dawson
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    Wow, Demi Moore has really let this divorce thing get to her.

  16. Rosario Dawson
    Blah
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    La Toya looks rested

  17. Arnold Schwarzenegger
    Cock Dr
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    That’s a face that will send small children running and screaming from a room.

  18. David Hasselhoff
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    From the waist up, he’s an antiquated douche… From the waist down, he’s a modern day douche. Wow, is the Hoff talented or what?!?!?!

  19. Cindy Lauper Plastic Surgery Face
    Stalker101
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    I swear it was Rosanne at first..

  20. David Hasselhoff
    MRF
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    Corkyyyy!!!

  21. Jenny McCarthy Cleavage Side Boob
    Cock Dr
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    Time to invest in a good sturdy bra.

  22. Sinead O'Connor Jesus Sweatshirt
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    “Lucy’s right. Of all the difficult browns in the world, you’re the difficult browniest.”

  23. Christina Aguilera Tight Pants Matthew Rutler
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    Is she trying to outdo Reese with the whole moose knuckle thing???

  24. Shakira Butt Tight Jeans
    Dutch
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    Somebody call the Ghostbusters. Slimer got out.

  25. Courtney Love Cleavage
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    “It is so hot in here my boobs are melting!”

    • puddleduck

      Agreed! I’m mesmerized by this pix. I can’t figure out what those flappy things are on her dress, and more importantly why her tits don’t fit inside. She looks like Amy Winehouse with bleached hair….post mortem.

  26. Shakira Butt Tight Jeans
    M
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    That is an impressive ass indeed but I wish she hadn’t cut her hair…

  27. Sharon Osbourne
    MRF
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    What the fuck do you mean you can’t blend a pastrami on rye for Ozzy? You sit the fuck down, get out your fucking blender, and make him his damn sandwich! NOW!!!

  28. Arnold Schwarzenegger
    M
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    That’s a face that makes me feel younger every day.

  29. Sylvester Stallone
    Cock Dr
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    “And don’t forget to shove the cucumber down the front of the pants before we go out…..I saw a guy with a camera out there”.

  30. Jenny McCarthy Cleavage Side Boob
    M
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    You can’t be “past it” when you were never there in the first place.

  31. Demi Lovato Scarf Tights
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    “Hey mamacita, I like the chubby ones tooooo”

  32. Courtney Love Cleavage
    Cock Dr
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    Why woman should not get breast implants Exhibit #47.

  33. Robert Downey Jr. Blue Tipped Shoes
    M
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    Anyone want to guess who’s bed he got out off this morning?

  34. Cindy Lauper Plastic Surgery Face
    M
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    Close on both counts.

  35. Stacy Keibler Butt Tight Minidress
    LegMan
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    Any day, any time, anywhere.

  36. Arnold Schwarzenegger
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    For a second, I thought it was Nick Nolte.

  37. Ben Affleck
    Cock Dr
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    I dig that 80′s shag but that facial hair has got to go.

  38. Shakira Butt Tight Jeans
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    Is the stylist who gave her that haircut the same one who instigated Rihanna’s BowlCutGate last year?

  39. Channing Tatum Magic Mike
    M
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    I thought “Magic Mike” was the title of Kim Kardashian’s biography?

  40. Gwen Stefani
    LegMan
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    Attention K-Mart shoppers…

  41. Stacy Keibler Butt Tight Minidress
    M
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    Well yeah but picking all the plastic out of your teeth after would be a real pain.

  42. Rosario Dawson
    Cock Dr
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    Every time I see a photo of this woman her facial features appear to have enlarged.
    Wondering where it’s gonna stop. Freak show status imminent.

  43. Shakira Butt Tight Jeans
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    In about 2 seconds, the audience witnessed a 10′ vertical leap.

  44. The Situation
    karlito
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    somebody, Please take this guy out. you have the guns…use them.

  45. Courtney Love Cleavage
    lj
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    Scary tits

  46. Sylvester Stallone
    M
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    Grumpy Old Men III

  47. Arnold Schwarzenegger
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    Why does he always look like he’s staring into a jet turbine?

  48. Courtney Love Cleavage
    M
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    Scary. Period.

  49. Jenny McCarthy Cleavage Side Boob
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    Note to Reese Witherspoon – you’ve been chinned.

  50. Shakira Butt Tight Jeans
    dontkillthemessenger
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    This orgy seems to be missing two more black microphones.

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