Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Carrie and the girls back to work on Sex and the City 3 and looking sassier than ever, Christina Aguilera smuggling burritos in those goddamn tights she won’t take off and your newest Internet Meme: Sad Ben Affleck. Not even a dartboard can bring him joy.
Come back at 5 PM EST if you like freckled breasts swinging freely on a beach,
- The Superficial
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Shoes what?
Talent, ability, large ass and black microphone.
Kim Kardashian, take note.
Keyword: Talent.
When I see her face I vomit.
Please tell me you are referring to Kim.
Talent? Where?
Dude, This idiot may have many things, but Talent????? Give me a grandmotherfucking Break! She’s the most annoying retard pretending to be a singer in the history of music. Too bad far many americans worship her cellulite filled ass. Get real, she’s ugly, talent-less and resents her nationality, I hope she never returns to Colombia!
Where did you get that she resents her nationality? I’m really, really curious about that.
She hasn’t publicly stated something like that, that would kill her ‘career’, However it’s common knowledge (over here) that over the years she has switched her accent to Argentinian and Spanish, she hardly, if ever performs in Colombia(or even visits), this is all speculation really, but if that doesn’t suffice listen to this: she performed for the opening of the past 2 world cups, BUT declined to do so for the Sub-20 world cup 2011 that took place in Colombia! whereas she nowadays gives free concerts in Spain.
She hates her roots, I’m sure of that, she would like to be a blonde american stereotype, and the evidence lies in the fact that she bought the rights for a telenovela she was in back when she was 18 or something.. The Reason: She doesn’t want people to see her former self. She really is an EXTREMELY arrogant and stuck-up person, next to her Kim Kardashian is as humble as mother Teresa.
Poor guy can’t even work up enough energy to groom himself properly anymore.
Yeah, why do you think he’s shopping at the dollar store?
“Swing back at 5 PM EST if you like freckled breasts swinging freely on a beach”
don’t you go showing our baby’s
“freckled breasts swinging freely on a beach”
ours… not yours : ))
He walks the fine line between quirky and douche… I’d say he’s strayed a bit too far into douche on this one.
Wow – Christina Aguilara really HAS conquered bulimia…good for her!
I’d definitely pay her child support.
Leave me alone, these leggings are the only thing I own that currently fits!!
LOL !!
Is he clapping because the retard can lift his leg on command?
“No, no – not a Rocky sequel. I’m thinking Old Dogs 2!”
Justin Bieber really is growing up too fast
So, basically, he’s Mr. Bean with a drug habit?
If that’s not the face of a broken man, I don’t know what is. The poor guy is ashamed he got caught buying CANDY!!
Dye his hair gray and he could play Michael McDonald in a biopic.
“FAART!”
“How’s he gonna know what we’re saying?
is he gonna do it for all of us?”
Wow, Demi Moore has really let this divorce thing get to her.
La Toya looks rested
That’s a face that will send small children running and screaming from a room.
“Daaaddy!”
From the waist up, he’s an antiquated douche… From the waist down, he’s a modern day douche. Wow, is the Hoff talented or what?!?!?!
I swear it was Rosanne at first..
Corkyyyy!!!
Becka, they won’t let me drive!
Time to invest in a good sturdy bra.
“Lucy’s right. Of all the difficult browns in the world, you’re the difficult browniest.”
+1
Is she trying to outdo Reese with the whole moose knuckle thing???
Looks like she’s wearing a hockey cup.
Somebody call the Ghostbusters. Slimer got out.
lol!
“It is so hot in here my boobs are melting!”
Agreed! I’m mesmerized by this pix. I can’t figure out what those flappy things are on her dress, and more importantly why her tits don’t fit inside. She looks like Amy Winehouse with bleached hair….post mortem.
That is an impressive ass indeed but I wish she hadn’t cut her hair…
agreed on both counts
+2
I think short hair looks great on a lot of chicks as long as it’s not a soccer mom ‘do.
I wish women would understand that long hair is nearly always more attractive than short hair.
why the fuck did she cut her hair
And I wish men would understand that a sixpack is always more attractive than a beer-gut and pimples from too much World of Warcraft in mum’s basement. But alas…
Sadly for you, it is still a mans world, and what you want really doesn’t matter. So, quit yer yappin, go get me another MD Code Red and just sit there and look pretty will ya, I am about to clear another level.
Ya keep tellin’ yourself that, you dateless wonder, you.
He’s right, actually….and get me a sandwich while you’re up.
Please.
Go drink a beer and pop your zits
How about we all get drunk so your zits just don’t bother us as much at last call?
This is the only woman whose cyber-presence alone makes me want to puke. A disgrace to us colombians. Gringos should just stop obsessing over her fat ass, and realize she’s an ugly cow. In colombia she’s fugly, way below average, nothing more than an attention whore. A disgrace to our country
What the fuck do you mean you can’t blend a pastrami on rye for Ozzy? You sit the fuck down, get out your fucking blender, and make him his damn sandwich! NOW!!!
That’s a face that makes me feel younger every day.
“And don’t forget to shove the cucumber down the front of the pants before we go out…..I saw a guy with a camera out there”.
Meat gazer!
You can’t be “past it” when you were never there in the first place.
“Hey mamacita, I like the chubby ones tooooo”
Why woman should not get breast implants Exhibit #47.
Anyone want to guess who’s bed he got out off this morning?
Close on both counts.
Any day, any time, anywhere.
For a second, I thought it was Nick Nolte.
I dig that 80′s shag but that facial hair has got to go.
Is the stylist who gave her that haircut the same one who instigated Rihanna’s BowlCutGate last year?
I thought “Magic Mike” was the title of Kim Kardashian’s biography?
Nah…it was “Golden Showers and Caviar Dreams”.
Attention K-Mart shoppers…
More like the people of Wal-Mart.
Why do all the celebs shop at the fucking Hallmark gift store?
Well yeah but picking all the plastic out of your teeth after would be a real pain.
In about 2 seconds, the audience witnessed a 10′ vertical leap.
Every time I see a photo of this woman her facial features appear to have enlarged.
Wondering where it’s gonna stop. Freak show status imminent.
somebody, Please take this guy out. you have the guns…use them.
Scary tits
Grumpy Old Men III
Why does he always look like he’s staring into a jet turbine?
Scary. Period.
Note to Reese Witherspoon – you’ve been chinned.
This orgy seems to be missing two more black microphones.