The Crap We Missed – Monday 11.7.11

So Justin Bieber can conjure cheeseburgers now. That’s how I’m gonna interpret this.

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Kevin Connolly after joining that pedophile cabal Corey Feldman was talking about, Katie Holmes’ fail-safe kicking in as she attempts to read or write words and, of course, Pippa Middleton’s action figure has nipples, so just assume it’s completely accurate and missing an ass.

Anyone else suddenly want to bang a zebra?

- The Superficial

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