The Crap We Missed – Monday 11.7.11

November 7th, 2011 // 551 Comments

So Justin Bieber can conjure cheeseburgers now. That’s how I’m gonna interpret this.

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Kevin Connolly after joining that pedophile cabal Corey Feldman was talking about, Katie Holmes‘ fail-safe kicking in as she attempts to read or write words and, of course, Pippa Middleton‘s action figure has nipples, so just assume it’s completely accurate and missing an ass.

Anyone else suddenly want to bang a zebra?

- The Superficial

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame, Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Justin Bieber David Hasselhoff Twitter
    it had to be said
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    Maple shocker versus Der Schoker!

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      +1 [in the stink]

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      does anyone scroll down to the comments below?

  2. Jayde Nicole Cleavage
    it had to be said
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    Damn. We put her eyes on crooked again.

  3. Pippa Middleton Action Figure Nipples
    it had to be said
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    Funny that they made the nipples hard and don’t show the ass shot. Talk about missing your market.

  4. Justin Bieber David Hasselhoff Twitter
    Cock Dr
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    The Hoff likes those young gals. He’ll buy her some tits if she goes along with it.

  5. Kirsten Dunst Cleavge
    catapostrophe
    Commented on this photo:

    Nice tomatoes!

  6. Michelle Hunziker Cleavage
    it had to be said
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    Oh! I didn’t know she wore Jockey for Women!

  7. Pippa Middleton Action Figure Nipples
    Cock Dr
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    And the targeted market for this disturbing piece of nippled crap is…????

  8. Katie Holmes
    Do Freebird
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    Wow, it’s like she living with some damn succubus,

  9. Rihanna Butt Facebook
    it had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    OK. That ass gave me a boner.

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      ya good times

  10. Kevin Connolly Perv Moustache
    catapostrophe
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    “D.D.–Distinguished Douche.”

  11. Ricki Lake
    it had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    Does my finger smell like man stank to you?

  12. Arnold Schwarzenegger
    Commented on this photo:

    “You know how I told you I had good dress sense? I lied.”

  13. Arnold Schwarzenegger
    Cock Dr
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    Did the housekeeper knit him that sweater?

  14. Johnny Depp Nail Polish Sunglasses
    it had to be said
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    Tell me he smashed his finger tips with a hammer. Come on, man.

  15. Elisabetta Canalis
    it had to be said
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    Bitch gets a lot of mileage out of Clooney, doesn’t she?

  16. Daniel Radcliffe
    it had to be said
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    Post puberitum!

  17. Elisabetta Canalis
    Cock Dr
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    This must make her nostalgic for Clooney’s dick.

  18. Evan Rachel Wood
    it had to be said
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    What the hell? Her eyes are on crooked too.

  19. Kevin Connolly Perv Moustache
    it had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    Someone tell my driver to push his tie up all the way.

  20. Jennifer Garner Pregnant Belly
    it had to be said
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    Faux Indian? Sure, why not.

  21. Arnold

    “We’re the 2 (hand gesture) biggest douches in the world”

  22. Sean Penn
    it had to be said
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    And . . . he’s morphed into middle-aged DeNiro.

  23. Anthony Weiner Gut
    it had to be said
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    What’s up, dick?

  24. Sean Penn
    Cock Dr
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    My sex appeal detector comes up with a zero reading on this guy. Nothing. So how does he do it?

    • Richard McBeef

      Whatever he lacks in the looks department he makes up in the huge fucking douche department. some women are into that.

    • Maybe it’s his Fantastic Sam’s hair cut?

      • gumption

        ok, the haircut is not good and his pose is weird but this guy is very attractive. I think it is because he has aged naturally, he has a unique look, he is socially conscious and is talented. He also seems like he would be cool to shoot the breeze with. I vote HOT!

  25. Arnold Schwarzenegger
    The Man
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    He and Maria look so similar in the face.

  26. Verne Troyer Scooter
    it had to be said
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    Muck Fichigan!

  27. Anthony Weiner Gut
    Cock Dr
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    At least it was a heterosexual scandal that took this dumbass out.
    You can tell he’s not gay….look at what he’s wearing.

  28. Michelle Hunziker Cleavage
    I have the answer
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    I’m touching myself because of this photo.

  29. Jessie J
    it had to be said
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    That’s a lot of support just for a maxipad.

  30. Pippa Middleton Action Figure Nipples
    Perplexity
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    It was a cold day in the factory…

  31. Justin Bieber
    it had to be said
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    Pissing on command? Is he dating Kardashian now?

  32. Elizabeth Hurley Cleavage Shane Warren
    Cock Dr
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    There’s the new boyfriend. She’ll ride him for a few years before she gets tired of it.

  33. Elizabeth Hurley Cleavage Shane Warren
    it had to be said
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    “You’re pretty. Remember when that guy got the blowjob from the ugly black hooker? I do. You’re pretty.”

  34. Rosanna Davison Cleavage
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Yeah, she’s 100% all natural.

  35. Pippa Middleton Action Figure Nipples
    SSHGuru
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    Pippa will look at this and get a boob job immediately.

  36. Rosanna Davison Cleavage
    it had to be said
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    Yay! Boobs or something! Yay!

  37. Pippa Middleton Action Figure Nipples
    Perplexity
    Commented on this photo:

    brought to you by Hasbro, the same company that brought you the Is Superman Circumcised? action figure

  38. Katie Holmes
    SSHGuru
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    Her eyes are crossed and she looks exhausted. The Thetans are winning.

  39. Jessie J
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    Did she just come from the Tron Intense Temptress Society meeting? Negative, she publicly confirmed that is not involved with TITS nor has she ever been involved with TITS, no TITS.

  40. Katie Holmes
    Perplexity
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    You can take the girl out of the trailer park, but you can’t take the trailer park out of the girl. All that is missing is a Pall Mall dangling from her mouth and a hickey on her neck.

  41. Ricki Lake
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    And Phil just needs double top to finish.

  42. Arnold Schwarzenegger
    SSHGuru
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    The Arnold of 25 years ago would have beat the crap out of this Arnold for wearing that.

  43. Justin Bieber
    Commented on this photo:

    Paris Hilton has shown the world that if you fuck white trash you’re bound to pick up something.

  44. Justin Bieber David Hasselhoff Twitter
    The Brown Streak
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    Even the two of them together can’t figure out how much a $5 foot long is.

  45. Rosanna Davison Cleavage
    Commented on this photo:

    You’re doing it wrong.

  46. Johnny Depp Nail Polish Sunglasses
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    And even then the Poppy is the most stupid looking thing on him

  47. Jennifer Garner Pregnant Belly
    SSHGuru
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    I have to say she looks hot in that bedspread.

  48. Arnold Schwarzenegger
    Perplexity
    Commented on this photo:

    Latch hook rug with buttons – it’s all the rage in Austria

  49. Rosanna Davison Cleavage
    SSHGuru
    Commented on this photo:

    Next up – Playboy

  50. Katie Holmes
    The Brown Streak
    Commented on this photo:

    “How fucking wasted was I to let this idiot in. That’s it. I’m joining Buddism.” – Xenu

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