The Crap We Missed – Monday 11.5.12

November 5th, 2012 // 795 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed coming at you just before Americans face the difficult decision between the Socialist Muslim gay-loving apocalypse or Gordon Gekko’s wet dream about the time he and Reagan robbed a homeless guy then used the money to tag team a prostitute on his dad’s jet. Democracy, yeah! While you ponder that important choice, enjoy Ryan Gosling‘s new look, as designed by Joe Simpson‘s swag coach, Richard Grieco blowing a kiss in front of a giant Rorschach vagina, invisible Salma Hayek stabbing Melanie Griffith with a knife, the undeniable conclusion that Kristina Shannon ate her sister, and finally, everybody shut up! Katy Perry‘s breasts are trying to tell us something.

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  1. Jude Law Sideburns Mousache
    Tron
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    “Salty…hmmm…must be a booger”

  2. Alec Baldwin The Rise Of The Guardians Screening AFI Fest
    it had to be said
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    “Mr. Baldwin, we have your ex-wife on the phone!”

  3. Val Kilmer Double Chins Terrence Malick Movie Fun Fun Fun Fest
    TooCoo
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    “I AM THE DESSERT KING! I CAN EAT ANYTHING!”

  4. Lisa Vanderpump Cleavage 2nd Annual Inspiration Women Awards To Benefit Susan G. Komen For The Cure
    it had to be said
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    Ho ho. The last time I saw a mouth like that it had a hook in it.

  5. Nicole Kidman Frozen Face Derby Day Horse Races
    InkyBlack
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    What a wuss, she can’t even hold the damn thing.

    I bet a Tommy tank from her is akin to being jacked off by a six day old lettuce.

  6. Jason Schwartzman Sipping Coconut Drink
    henryhill
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    “I look like Jon Hamm in these glasses…sluuuuurp.”

  7. Kye Sones X Factor Evictee
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    creepy!

  8. Nicole Kidman Frozen Face Derby Day Horse Races
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    Looks like she bet on Sarah Jessica Parker.

  9. Joe Perry Thin Moustache Scarf
    BillEBuoy
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    Russel Brand. Eat your heart out.

  10. Kristina Shannon Butt Weight Gain Tight Jeans Laker Game
    it had to be said
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    Someone owns stock in Maybelline.

  11. Prince Charles Camilla Duchess Of Cornwall Topless Dancer
    Cock Dr
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    We need more shots of those grass skirts gals.

  12. Joe Perry Thin Moustache Scarf
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    TRULY CREEPY!!

  13. Lara Bingle Cleavage Nipples Derby Day Horse Races
    BillEBuoy
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    Laura Tingle.

  14. Hugh Jackman Sideburns The Acting Edge VIP Launch At Actors Centre
    it had to be said
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    I see the Devil’s face in the drape above her head. Coincidence?

  15. Nicole Murphy Cleavage Cowgirl Halloween Costume
    Tron
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    “Why don’t you go back to your home on Whore Island?” – Ron Burgundy

  16. Rita Rusic Bikini
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    Fish must have purchased the LivingSocial deal for a lifetime supply of Rita Rusic pictures for $3.99.

  17. Sarah Jessica Parker Son James Razor Scooter
    henryhill
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    she borrowed diane keaton’s big floppy hat. she’s gone retro on us, kids.

  18. Imogen Thomas Cleavage Pregnant Belly My Face My Body Awards
    it had to be said
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    Bill Clinton is lurking in the area, isn’t he?

  19. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Leather Dress
    Tron
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    Let me guess…ummm…Jennifer Lopez? No? Oh wait…I know…MOOOOOOO!

  20. Nicole Kidman Frozen Face Derby Day Horse Races
    Cock Dr
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    That hat is about to take flight.

  21. Russell Simmons Hana Nitsche Cleavage Inspired: A Night With Russell Simmons Hosted By Mercy For Animals
    it had to be said
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    God bless Simmons. That crazy old dude just keeps pulling ass, doesn’t he?

  22. Richard Grieco Red Sunglasses Works On Canvas Art Debut
    B&WMinstrel
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    It’s good but give him a couple of years and the guy who did that’ll be able to do one on top of a cappucino

  23. Antonio Banderas Lakers Game
    ThisWillHurt
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    Antonio Banderas seen giving two ghosts a hand job.

  24. Rita Rusic Bikini
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    oh fuck. not again.

  25. Rhea Durham Butt Tight Jeans Mark Wahlberg Son Soccer Game
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    Mark had trouble containing himself knowing that he could win that soccer game himself. against both teams. That’s how awesome he (thinks) he is.

  26. Alec Baldwin The Rise Of The Guardians Screening AFI Fest
    Tron
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    “Can you believe I’ve gotta answer questions from Fox News? Damn it!!”

  27. Apolo Ohno Squatting Work Out Clothes
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    Even Richard Simmons would be embarrassed to be seen like this.

  28. Apolo Ohno Squatting Work Out Clothes
    BillEBuoy
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    Did NOT have to see this.

  29. Pamela Anderson Wetsuit Sea Shepards Operation Zero Tolerance Antarctic Whale Defense Campaign
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    I’d harpoon that ass.

  30. Lisa Vanderpump Cleavage 2nd Annual Inspiration Women Awards To Benefit Susan G. Komen For The Cure
    Tron
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    I’d go pile-driver, no doubt.

  31. Russell Brand Spike TVs Eddie Murphy: One Night Only
    henryhill
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    they needed somebody for non-comic relief.

  32. Jon Hamm Don Draper Mad Men Set
    Tron
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    “Storing for the winter, whats it to you?”

  33. Jonah Hill Carrying Bags Headphones
    henryhill
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    burritos. lots and lots of burritos.

  34. Eddie Murphy Paige Butcher Spike TVs Eddie Murphy: One Night Only
    it had to be said
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    She’s with Eddie? Check her for a cock.

  35. Sarah Jessica Parker Son James Razor Scooter
    catapostrophe
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    I’m concerned about her diet. That is not a shiny coat.

  36. Sarah Jessica Parker Son James Razor Scooter
    Tron
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    “Mom is scary, year ’round…not just on Halloween”.

  37. Chloe Sevigny Cleavage Legs Tight Leather Minidress
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    Keep smoking, Chloe. It’s *bound* to improve your appearance eventually….

  38. Chloe Sevigny Cleavage Legs Tight Leather Minidress
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    I had heard it was going to be a dramatic makeover, but Macaulay Culkin may have gone a little far with it.

  39. Jennifer Metcalfe Butt Tight Dress The MOBO Awards
    BP
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    Wow! Who is she?

    • Michael

      From Wikipedia:

      Jennifer Joanne Metcalfe (born 4 September 1983) is an English actress. She joined the cast of soap opera Hollyoaks in June 2006, playing Mercedes McQueen.

      So, yep, one of those gorgeous sirens on the telly in the UK!

  40. Jason Schwartzman Sipping Coconut Drink
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    Is that a coconut? Make sure to eat the jelly.

  41. Rhea Durham Butt Tight Jeans Mark Wahlberg Son Soccer Game
    Bigalkie
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    Wow… I knew that he was short..But hiding out on someone’s lawn. Watch out for the gardener.

  42. Katy Perry Rubber Dress Obama Rally
    Future
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    I like the dude with the blonde flattop to the left who is totally checking out Katy’s ass. He’s also probably thinking his is much better…

  43. Axl Rose Fat Mickey Mouse Shirt
    Tron
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    “Welcome to my belly fat, baby!!! You gonna diiiiiieeeeee!!!!”

  44. Antonio Banderas Lakers Game
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    BRRRrrrrmmmmmm brrrrrrrmmmmmm, beep beep!

  45. Apolo Ohno Squatting Work Out Clothes
    catapostrophe
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    This guy.

  46. Jon Hamm Don Draper Mad Men Set
    Lola
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    I was hoping for a weiner shot….oh well.

  47. Jude Law Sideburns Mousache
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    That mustache is 12 days old and it already tastes like 60 different women.

  48. Kristina Shannon Butt Weight Gain Tight Jeans Laker Game
    Tron
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    I’d go balls deep

  49. Lara Bingle Cleavage Nipples Derby Day Horse Races
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    Will somebody please tell me why Jon Voight is wearing a dress?

  50. Pamela Anderson Wetsuit Sea Shepards Operation Zero Tolerance Antarctic Whale Defense Campaign
    InkyBlack
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    She should team up with Daryl Hannah, together they would make an excellent eco warrior duo.
    Together, they could stop whales being chopped down and trees being harpooned or something.

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