The Crap We Missed – Monday 11.5.12

November 5th, 2012 // 795 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed coming at you just before Americans face the difficult decision between the Socialist Muslim gay-loving apocalypse or Gordon Gekko’s wet dream about the time he and Reagan robbed a homeless guy then used the money to tag team a prostitute on his dad’s jet. Democracy, yeah! While you ponder that important choice, enjoy Ryan Gosling‘s new look, as designed by Joe Simpson‘s swag coach, Richard Grieco blowing a kiss in front of a giant Rorschach vagina, invisible Salma Hayek stabbing Melanie Griffith with a knife, the undeniable conclusion that Kristina Shannon ate her sister, and finally, everybody shut up! Katy Perry‘s breasts are trying to tell us something.

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  1. Chloe Sevigny Cleavage Legs Tight Leather Minidress
    Miranda Veracruz De La Hoya Cardenal
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    Well, at least Hefty Ultra Flex bags live up to the hype…

  2. Nicole Murphy Cleavage Cowgirl Halloween Costume
    Miranda Veracruz De La Hoya Cardenal
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    I didn’t know The Walking Dead had a pirate special…

  3. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Leather Dress
    Miranda Veracruz De La Hoya Cardenal
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    Heh. Rrrip…

  4. Kristina Shannon Butt Weight Gain Tight Jeans Laker Game
    Miranda Veracruz De La Hoya Cardenal
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    Why would anyone mash all the Kardashian sisters up into one gal, and dye her hair blond?

  5. Chloe Sevigny Cleavage Legs Tight Leather Minidress
    Col. Bat Guano
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    Eddie Money? Is that you?

  6. Nicole Murphy Cleavage Cowgirl Halloween Costume
    Bigalkie
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    Shame that she had to disfigure that perfect body with fake tits. Such a gorgeous woman otherwise.

  7. Jonah Hill Carrying Bags Headphones
    Lovinder
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    Poor thing he’s got a bad food hangover

  8. Jonah Hill Carrying Bags Headphones
    Stoner
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    I see a red door and I want to paint it black

  9. Rita Rusic Bikini
    LLBL
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    That dog is a Boss!

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