Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed coming at you just before Americans face the difficult decision between the Socialist Muslim gay-loving apocalypse or Gordon Gekko’s wet dream about the time he and Reagan robbed a homeless guy then used the money to tag team a prostitute on his dad’s jet. Democracy, yeah! While you ponder that important choice, enjoy Ryan Gosling‘s new look, as designed by Joe Simpson‘s swag coach, Richard Grieco blowing a kiss in front of a giant Rorschach vagina, invisible Salma Hayek stabbing Melanie Griffith with a knife, the undeniable conclusion that Kristina Shannon ate her sister, and finally, everybody shut up! Katy Perry‘s breasts are trying to tell us something.
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Well, at least Hefty Ultra Flex bags live up to the hype…
I didn’t know The Walking Dead had a pirate special…
Heh. Rrrip…
Why would anyone mash all the Kardashian sisters up into one gal, and dye her hair blond?
Eddie Money? Is that you?
Shame that she had to disfigure that perfect body with fake tits. Such a gorgeous woman otherwise.
Poor thing he’s got a bad food hangover
I see a red door and I want to paint it black
That dog is a Boss!