The Crap We Missed – Monday 11.4.13

November 4th, 2013 // 405 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed, brought to you by Kate Hudon’s Ass™ — Limited time only. Restrictions apply. See store for details. Will eventually become Goldie Hawn.

We’re a little light for a Monday and I have no explanation other than there were more pics, but this one of Nadeea Volianova gave them AIDS and they’re dead now. We do still have Kaley Cuoco‘s fiance not at all trying to get a pit bull to maul him to death as a less painful alternative to the terrible, terrible choice he’s made and LeAnn Rimes looking into a crystal ball.

She’s watching Eddie nail a hot young retail chick in the crystal ball, in case I didn’t make that clear up there,

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  1. Jeremy Renner LACMA Art + Film Gala
    Allion
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    Has he got thinner? And younger?

  2. Kate Beckinsale Butt Tight Dress LACMA Art + Film Gala
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    DAT ASS!!!

  3. Lady Gaga Skeleton Grill Platform Shoes Short Shorts YouTube Music Awards
    RaymondFlattenburg
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    Now that’s a career to be proud of. Famous for “not wearing pants” and “gluing hair onto boots.” Wow, so revolutionary. Totally encapsulates the frivolousness of celebrities, and points to how society (and especially our young) revere people for the most ludicrous of reasons. Because beneath all those all those layers of Styrofoam and feathers is a serious artist who churns out deep and meaningful hits like “pokerface.” My friends, Lady Gaga is a modern day Shakespeare.

    • RaymondFlattenburg

      In other words, real artists don’t need gimmicks.

      • Ripley's Believe It Or Not

        Real artists let their creations do the talking for them. When your art is a load of fucking bollocks, you need to do everything you can do draw attention AWAY from it.

  4. Clay Aiken After Midnight Opening Night Broadway
    Mel
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    actually, I believe he has the same plastic surgeon as Bruce Jenner. He only has thirteen more operations to go to achieve the same results.

  5. Pamela Anderson Running NYC Marathon
    PassingTrue
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    “Barb Wire” seems sooo long ago.

  6. David Hasselhoff Making Out With Hayley Roberts Formula One World Championship
    K-tron
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    Summon your patronus before it’s too late!

  7. Justin Bieber Leather Dress DJ Tay James Sheeraz Hansan Hollywood TV Brazil Launch Party Club Disco
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    So now the little poop pusher is wearing a leather shirt this time.

  8. Lady Gaga Skeleton Grill Platform Shoes Short Shorts YouTube Music Awards
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    Justin Beiber needs to floss after blowing guys, his teeth are real bad this time.

  9. Mischa Barton Double Chin
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    Why is she in Studio City? Does she need her unemployment forms signed or something?

  10. David Hasselhoff Making Out With Hayley Roberts Formula One World Championship
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    come on, didn’t your mother tell you, never put your mouth on things you find in the street?

  11. Eva Longoria Butt Yoga Pants
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    fairly decent ass, for an elderly whore.

  12. Clay Aiken After Midnight Opening Night Broadway
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    yep, just a regular straight dude, eyebrows plucked and in his best lavender shirt, at a broadway premiere.

  13. Rod Stewart Playing Soccer
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    I see the new feature here – the crap we missed, brought to you by marcal shitpaper!

  14. Jeremy Renner LACMA Art + Film Gala
    Swearin
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    Coming soon, the Colonel Sanders biopic nobody asked for.

  15. Nicki Minaj Butt Spandex Unitard Instagram
    gigi
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    uh… the Ladies’ room is this way Ms. Minaj…..

  16. Busta Rhymes Superstars Of Hip Hop Concert
    gigi
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    I see Ashy Larry started a trend…

  17. Pamela Anderson Running NYC Marathon
    gigi
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    what’s with all the hate? b* is trying to do an f*ing marathon! Good for Pam

  18. Kate Hudson Butt Tight Dress LACMA Art + Film Gala
    Skeeter
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    I’d tongue bang her asshole.

  19. Eva Longoria Butt Yoga Pants
    Skeeter
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    She’s pushing 40 but I’d still gladly eat & bang her asshole.

  20. Kate Beckinsale Butt Tight Dress LACMA Art + Film Gala
    martian
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    she must work out a lot and she surely squats.

  21. Nicki Minaj Butt Spandex Unitard Instagram
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    WONDERFUL, now I can’t get the imagine of Nicki Minaj pinching out a loaf in the corner of her closet out of my head. Cannot be unseen.

  22. Nadeea Volianova Drunk Panties Fishnets Lingerie Bootsy Bellows
    nadeen
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    a bad case of Marilyn Manson face

  23. Justin Bieber Leather Dress DJ Tay James Sheeraz Hansan Hollywood TV Brazil Launch Party Club Disco
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    Oh, he was spotted with THESE Brazilian prostitutes. Now it makes sense.

  24. Lady Gaga Skeleton Grill Platform Shoes Short Shorts YouTube Music Awards
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    Death rides a shaky pretense.

  25. Justin Bieber Leather Dress DJ Tay James Sheeraz Hansan Hollywood TV Brazil Launch Party Club Disco
    Vladimir
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    Pink finally lost the baby weight..looking good.

  26. Busta Rhymes Superstars Of Hip Hop Concert
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    I think he is almost ‘over golded’.

  27. Ryan Sweeting Kaley Cuoco Cleavage Stand Up For Pits Charity Benefit And Fundraiser
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    “Can we take her home? I’m getting kinda hungry.”

  28. Jeremy Renner LACMA Art + Film Gala
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    His eyes seem to be drifting further and further apart…

  29. Pamela Anderson Running NYC Marathon
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    Some people Run For Diabetes Research, others Run For Cancer.
    She Runs With Syphilis.

  30. Sean Penn Moustache Bertine Laine The Long Run For Haiti Press Conference
    Vladimir
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    “Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.”

  31. Jennifer Nicole Lee Butt Thong Bikini
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    I thought squats just toned legs, not shortened them.

  32. Ireland Baldwin Hands On Breasts Leather Dress Instagram
    Vladimir
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    Someone is definitely their Mother’s daughter..

  33. Clay Aiken After Midnight Opening Night Broadway
    Vladimir
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    The lovechild of Sir Paul McCarthy and kd Lang…

  34. Reese Witherspoon Butt Tight Jeans
    Vladimir
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    Looks like a Walmart model.

  35. Nicole Kidman Paddington Bear Set
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    Hair by Captain Kangaroo.

  36. Sean Penn Moustache Bertine Laine The Long Run For Haiti Press Conference
    journalschism
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    Had no idea 60s-era Klingons were in to social justice. Pagh neh rup qIj p*ssy?

  37. Nicki Minaj Butt Spandex Unitard Instagram
    Voice of Reisling
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    She’s doing the Najah Davenport.

  38. Clay Aiken After Midnight Opening Night Broadway
    Voice of Reisling
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    Ahhh. The Jennering commenes.

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