The Crap We Missed – Monday 11.4.13

November 4th, 2013 // 405 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed, brought to you by Kate Hudon’s Ass™ — Limited time only. Restrictions apply. See store for details. Will eventually become Goldie Hawn.

We’re a little light for a Monday and I have no explanation other than there were more pics, but this one of Nadeea Volianova gave them AIDS and they’re dead now. We do still have Kaley Cuoco‘s fiance not at all trying to get a pit bull to maul him to death as a less painful alternative to the terrible, terrible choice he’s made and LeAnn Rimes looking into a crystal ball.

She’s watching Eddie nail a hot young retail chick in the crystal ball, in case I didn’t make that clear up there,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Justin Bieber Leather Dress DJ Tay James Sheeraz Hansan Hollywood TV Brazil Launch Party Club Disco
    Inner Retard
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    Lady Gaga called. She wants her look back including the dick.

  2. Melissa Gorga Walking Behind Joe Gorga Love Italian Style Book Event
    cc
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    Why go incognito Agassi?

  3. Nicki Minaj Butt Spandex Unitard Instagram
    cc
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    Does this fucking women do anything but post shit to Instagram? Fuck off.

  4. Nicki Minaj Butt Spandex Unitard Instagram
    CrotchSniffer
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    It must take forever for her to wipe her ass.

  5. Nicole Kidman Paddington Bear Set
    cc
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    You got it wrong…it’s Paddlington Bare.

  6. Mischa Barton Double Chin
    cc
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    ‘Don’t eat those fudge brownies they’ll go straight to your…face?’

  7. Justin Bieber Leather Dress DJ Tay James Sheeraz Hansan Hollywood TV Brazil Launch Party Club Disco
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    “Of course I can get you into this party. Please step out onto the Lohan balcony.”

  8. David Hasselhoff Making Out With Hayley Roberts Formula One World Championship
    cc
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    Hold on baby let me get my dentures back.

  9. Justin Bieber Leather Dress DJ Tay James Sheeraz Hansan Hollywood TV Brazil Launch Party Club Disco
    Joe Blow
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    Why are they shaking hands with Sarah Jessica Parker?

  10. Sean Penn Moustache Bertine Laine The Long Run For Haiti Press Conference
    cc
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    Don’t make me angry, you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry.

  11. Ryan Sweeting Kaley Cuoco Cleavage Stand Up For Pits Charity Benefit And Fundraiser
    Inner Retard
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    This dog could be like our kid. We’d name him Henry. I’d feed him, wash him, cut his hair. While you take him to baseball games and paint the picket fence. We’d be the perfect family. I would love you soooo much and I would neeever leave you… Hey, where are you running?!

  12. Pamela Anderson Running NYC Marathon
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    Introducing the first sports bra made out of titanium.

  13. Lady Gaga Skeleton Grill Platform Shoes Short Shorts YouTube Music Awards
    Joe Blow
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    Uh… Halloween was several days ago, Ms. Ga.

  14. Jennifer Nicole Lee Butt Thong Bikini
    Andie
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    A handsome white Jesus floating by on a jetpack would complement this photograph nicely.

  15. Busy Philipps Butt Yoga Pants Post Baby Body Daughters Birdie And Cricket
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    Seriously? Her children are named Birdie and Cricket? Someone call Child Services.

    • jep

      Those Hollywood types do seem to try to outdo each other when it comes to seriously screwing up their children’s lives with fucked up names.

  16. Kate Beckinsale Butt Tight Dress LACMA Art + Film Gala
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    Still perfect.

  17. Busta Rhymes Superstars Of Hip Hop Concert
    cc
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    I can see his temporal lobes.

  18. Lady Gaga Skeleton Grill Platform Shoes Short Shorts YouTube Music Awards
    Inner Retard
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    This is the most normal I’ve seen him in months. Wait, this isn’t Marilyn Manson?

  19. Nicole Kidman Paddington Bear Set
    jep
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    “Ve have vays of making you talk, Mr. Bond.”

  20. David Hasselhoff Making Out With Hayley Roberts Formula One World Championship
    Joe Blow
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    “I must consume your soul! I am… THE HOFF!!!”

  21. Nicki Minaj Butt Spandex Unitard Instagram
    Inner Retard
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    All these chains can’t hold her ass.

  22. Eva Longoria Butt Yoga Pants
    Joe Blow
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    Doesn’t the G String go on the inside?

  23. Nadeea Volianova Drunk Panties Fishnets Lingerie Bootsy Bellows
    jep
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    Finally, Lady Gaga’s long lost sister has been found!!! It’s a Festivus miracle!”

  24. Kate Beckinsale Butt Tight Dress LACMA Art + Film Gala
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    Good God !

  25. Clay Aiken After Midnight Opening Night Broadway
    cc
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    I don’t care what he looks like so long as that doesn’t become fashionable..amongst men.

  26. Busta Rhymes Superstars Of Hip Hop Concert
    AnnaD.
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    Looks like he just busted something that ain’t a rhyme

  27. David Hasselhoff Making Out With Hayley Roberts Formula One World Championship
    Inner Retard
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    I know Vettel won but you’re the one going home with the real winner to… wait, is that a burger?! – Because Hayley knew how to handle the Hoff every time he got horny.

  28. Kat Von D Driving Guy With Long Blonde Hair
    cc
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    Who the fuck is goldilocks?

  29. Pamela Anderson Running NYC Marathon
    navvvet75
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    It aint easy running a marathon got to give her credit

  30. Pamela Anderson Running NYC Marathon
    Joe Blow
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    The look of dismay on her face as she discovered there isn’t a kilo of coke waiting for her is priceless.

  31. LeAnn Rimes Eddie Cibrian Attractive Female Employee John Varvatos Store
    AnnaD.
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    Looks like she’s silently comparing ass sizes with that woman.

  32. LeAnn Rimes Eddie Cibrian Attractive Female Employee John Varvatos Store
    cc
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    Holy shit

  33. LeAnn Rimes Eddie Cibrian Attractive Female Employee John Varvatos Store
    cc
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    I can just see the store manager at the end of the month….’Hmmm, sales are up 300%.’

  34. Busta Rhymes Superstars Of Hip Hop Concert
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    Busta, SMASH!!!

  35. Busta Rhymes Superstars Of Hip Hop Concert
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    It wasn’t until he felt compelled to add the 14th and 15th gold chain that Busta realized Mr. T was the biological father he had sought for so long.

  36. Clay Aiken After Midnight Opening Night Broadway
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    Clay Aiken at the opening of anything with free food.

  37. Ireland Baldwin Hands On Breasts Leather Dress Instagram
    Inner Retard
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    Meanwhile, in China a confused tailor is getting weird text messages from a guy called Baldwin to keep his hands off his little pig.

  38. Hugh Jackman After Midnight Opening Night Broadway
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    Did they only photograph gay guys at this event?

  39. Clay Aiken After Midnight Opening Night Broadway
    Inner Retard
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    Madame Tussauds is desperately denying having anything to do with this – obviously fake – imitation of her work.

  40. Kate Beckinsale Butt Tight Dress LACMA Art + Film Gala
    alex
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    That ass defies gravity…and age.

  41. Sean Penn Moustache Bertine Laine The Long Run For Haiti Press Conference
    crb
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    And if by, “Bertine Laine” you mean the remains of Eazy-E, I agree.

  42. Kat Von D Driving Guy With Long Blonde Hair
    Inner Retard
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    In the neare future we’ll see a picture of Brad and Angelina walking together with Brad nursing a black eye. Most likely for that hairdo.

  43. Busta Rhymes Superstars Of Hip Hop Concert
    crb
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    Cocaine is a helluva drug.

  44. Anna Faris Crazy Face Delivery Man Premiere
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    Something about the look on her face maybe, but I first read that as “Anna farts at the premiere of Delivery Man”…

  45. Hugh Jackman After Midnight Opening Night Broadway
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    Did you see Brad’s hair in the previous picture?!

  46. Clay Aiken After Midnight Opening Night Broadway
    crb
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    ‘dafuq?

  47. Hugh Jackman After Midnight Opening Night Broadway
    crb
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    Why did Clay Aiken dye its hair?

  48. Hilary Duff Butt Tight Pants Carrying Son Luca
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    Luca, I know you don’t see this like we do. But you are one lucky kid!

  49. LeAnn Rimes Eddie Cibrian Attractive Female Employee John Varvatos Store
    crb
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    Cibrian’s new girlfriend in 3, 2, 1…

  50. Clay Aiken After Midnight Opening Night Broadway
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    There’s an Albert Nobbs revival out there already?

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