The Crap We Missed – Monday 11.4.13

November 4th, 2013 // 405 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed, brought to you by Kate Hudon’s Ass™ — Limited time only. Restrictions apply. See store for details. Will eventually become Goldie Hawn.

We’re a little light for a Monday and I have no explanation other than there were more pics, but this one of Nadeea Volianova gave them AIDS and they’re dead now. We do still have Kaley Cuoco‘s fiance not at all trying to get a pit bull to maul him to death as a less painful alternative to the terrible, terrible choice he’s made and LeAnn Rimes looking into a crystal ball.

She’s watching Eddie nail a hot young retail chick in the crystal ball, in case I didn’t make that clear up there,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Rod Stewart Playing Soccer
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    Those are his sons behind him.

  2. Clay Aiken After Midnight Opening Night Broadway
    JimBB
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    Do the Chunk Shuffle!!

  3. Jennifer Nicole Lee Butt Thong Bikini
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    No thank you.

  4. Hugh Jackman After Midnight Opening Night Broadway
    JimBB
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    I shall dress in my ascot costume!

  5. Justin Bieber Leather Dress DJ Tay James Sheeraz Hansan Hollywood TV Brazil Launch Party Club Disco
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    Taking reparations into his own hands, DJ Tay sold Bieber to the sheik for 430 million dollars. As refusing would mean disagreeing with a black person and putting his self-appointed hood pass in jeopardy, Bieber went along.

  6. Busta Rhymes Superstars Of Hip Hop Concert
    o'chunt
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    Did they dig him out of a landfill or something?

  7. Sean Penn Moustache Bertine Laine The Long Run For Haiti Press Conference
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    “And then I took Rick Rosenthal’s enormous penis in my hand and I twisted it, and I twisted it…and that’s how I want from ‘Spiccoli’ to serious actor!”

  8. Nick Jonas Fedora NYLON Party
    JimBB
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    Well, no one gay at that party, I guess.

  9. Nadeea Volianova Drunk Panties Fishnets Lingerie Bootsy Bellows
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    Wow. They really skimped on the bathrooms at Boosie Bellows.

  10. LeAnn Rimes Eddie Cibrian Attractive Female Employee John Varvatos Store
    JimBB
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    Which do I choose? I choose the whore in the middle who’s TRYING TO STEAL MY HUSBAND, WHO I STOLE MYSELF!

  11. Clay Aiken After Midnight Opening Night Broadway
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    Why would he even waste money on men’s clothing?

  12. Ryan Sweeting Kaley Cuoco Cleavage Stand Up For Pits Charity Benefit And Fundraiser
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    “This is a set-up. This dog has been trained to rip out your jugular. The only thing that will prevent this is you saying the words, “I do.” That man is an ordained minister. Begin the proceedings.”

  13. Jennifer Nicole Lee Butt Thong Bikini
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    Her bikini bottoms are almost lost for ever..

  14. Jeremy Renner LACMA Art + Film Gala
    JimBB
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    He was so great on Breaking Bad.

  15. Lady Gaga Skeleton Grill Platform Shoes Short Shorts YouTube Music Awards
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    “Look at me everyone! Look at what I’m doing! Look at what I’m doing now! LOOK AT ME!”

  16. Melissa Gorga Walking Behind Joe Gorga Love Italian Style Book Event
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    He looks like a genius.
    And by that, I mean he looks like the thug from the Bugs Bunny Cartoons.

  17. Rod Stewart Playing Soccer
    JimBB
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    Man, I gotta get me one of those new hips too.

  18. Melissa Gorga Walking Behind Joe Gorga Love Italian Style Book Event
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    No fucking idea who these people are.

  19. Marisa Tomei Carrying Hula Hoop Through LAX
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    “I can’t believe they won’t let me take my @#$&’ing Nuva ring onboard the plane!”

  20. Kate Hudson Butt Tight Dress LACMA Art + Film Gala
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Her arms are toned, yet feminine. No wonder A-Rod dumped her.

  21. Marisa Tomei Carrying Hula Hoop Through LAX
    JimBB
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    I just hope she like the bicycle tire I got her for our anniversary!!

  22. Justin Bieber Leather Dress DJ Tay James Sheeraz Hansan Hollywood TV Brazil Launch Party Club Disco
    meeps!
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    Samantha Ronson finally looks like a girl!

  23. Nicki Minaj Butt Spandex Unitard Instagram
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    several hours later, the stench clung heavily to the air, and the whole are had to be cordoned off.

  24. Anna Faris Crazy Face Delivery Man Premiere
    JimBB
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    If she starts to unhinge her jaw, just run.

  25. Lady Gaga Skeleton Grill Platform Shoes Short Shorts YouTube Music Awards
    meeps!
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    no.

  26. Nicki Minaj Butt Spandex Unitard Instagram
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    She paid more for the ass than for the clothes, jewelry and hair.

  27. Nadeea Volianova Drunk Panties Fishnets Lingerie Bootsy Bellows
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    someone should photoshop kim getting peed on down there.

  28. Ryan Sweeting Kaley Cuoco Cleavage Stand Up For Pits Charity Benefit And Fundraiser
    dontkillthemessenger
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    My dog can’t fetch slippers worth a damn, but he’s an expert at boob staring.

  29. Nicole Kidman Paddington Bear Set
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    Was Cruella DeVille in Paddington Bear?

  30. Mischa Barton Double Chin
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    Looking like a hundred dollars.

  31. Hugh Jackman After Midnight Opening Night Broadway
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    looks pretty stoned.

  32. Nicole Kidman Paddington Bear Set
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I know they’re cutting corners with future Spiderman films, but this is ridiculous.

  33. LeAnn Rimes Eddie Cibrian Attractive Female Employee John Varvatos Store
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    I need to drive on over to the John Varvatos store in Malibu to do what Eddie was too married to do.

  34. Lady Gaga Skeleton Grill Platform Shoes Short Shorts YouTube Music Awards
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    One part Michael Jackson, plus one part Billy Jack, plus one part Jessica Pare = WTF.

  35. Kate Hudson Butt Tight Dress LACMA Art + Film Gala
    Slappy Magoo
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    Ears that big she can hear what we’re typing about her.

  36. Pamela Anderson Running NYC Marathon
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    everytime she’d discard a drinking cup along the way, runners behind her would leap over it like vaulting horses.

  37. David Hasselhoff Making Out With Hayley Roberts Formula One World Championship
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    What is dry, leathery and smells of death?

  38. Rod Stewart Playing Soccer
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    if you saw the headline “Rod Stewart playing with balls in public” in the 1970′s, it would’ve been a whole different scenario.

  39. Kelly Brook Cleavage Lingerie Instagram
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    kelly, i dig you, but you’re overdoing it.

  40. Kate Beckinsale Butt Tight Dress LACMA Art + Film Gala
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    Holy Jesus.

  41. Jennifer Nicole Lee Butt Thong Bikini
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    Jennifer, i don’t dig you, you always overdid it.
    Whore.

  42. Eva Longoria Butt Yoga Pants
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    Eva was so nervous. Of course she was. Trying out for the FameWhoreLympics was a once in a lifetime opportunity. The panel of Kardashians judging the tryouts were famous for their hatred of dignity or shame of any kind, and were merciless in their judgements.

    Eva had worked hard to remove these impediments from her life. She had a short lived marriage to a basketball player that ended in scandal and that she sold to the tabloids for as long as she could. She had fought with co-stars and co-workers alike on every project she was involved in. She was much more famous for being famous now than for any kind of talent she possessed. She could only hope it was enough.

  43. Justin Bieber Leather Dress DJ Tay James Sheeraz Hansan Hollywood TV Brazil Launch Party Club Disco
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    “So, we do the interview segment, then we dance at the end? Run this shit by me again.”

  44. Jeremy Renner LACMA Art + Film Gala
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Clay Aiken, Hugh Jackman, a Jonas Brother, and now Jeremy Renner.

    I’m feeling like there’s a connection here… I wonder what it is?

  45. Nadeea Volianova Drunk Panties Fishnets Lingerie Bootsy Bellows
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    Proving the old sailors’ tale true once again: Russian hookers are the best hookers.

  46. Justin Bieber Leather Dress DJ Tay James Sheeraz Hansan Hollywood TV Brazil Launch Party Club Disco
    cc
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    ‘…and he washed his hands, he washed his hands in Purell, he washed them in Palmolive, he washed them like he’d never washed them before.’

  47. Pamela Anderson Running NYC Marathon
    dontkillthemessenger
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    She finished in 6,047th place overall, but first in the Herpes Classification.

  48. Ryan Sweeting Kaley Cuoco Cleavage Stand Up For Pits Charity Benefit And Fundraiser
    cc
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    I heard she’s asking 1 million/episode. I think she’s over reaching…by a zero or so.

  49. Rod Stewart Playing Soccer
    dontkillthemessenger
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    His hair is styled with fast setting concrete.

  50. Lady Gaga Skeleton Grill Platform Shoes Short Shorts YouTube Music Awards
    cc
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    She personifies ‘desperate’.

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