The Crap We Missed – Monday 11.4.13

November 4th, 2013 // 405 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed, brought to you by Kate Hudon’s Ass™ — Limited time only. Restrictions apply. See store for details. Will eventually become Goldie Hawn.

We’re a little light for a Monday and I have no explanation other than there were more pics, but this one of Nadeea Volianova gave them AIDS and they’re dead now. We do still have Kaley Cuoco‘s fiance not at all trying to get a pit bull to maul him to death as a less painful alternative to the terrible, terrible choice he’s made and LeAnn Rimes looking into a crystal ball.

She’s watching Eddie nail a hot young retail chick in the crystal ball, in case I didn’t make that clear up there,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Kat Von D Driving Guy With Long Blonde Hair
    joe
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    Does Angie know Brad hit the buffet and bought a wig?

  2. Kate Hudson Butt Tight Dress LACMA Art + Film Gala
    john
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    I would so tap that fine ass…….

  3. Lady Gaga Skeleton Grill Platform Shoes Short Shorts YouTube Music Awards
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    The fuck!?

  4. Lady Gaga Skeleton Grill Platform Shoes Short Shorts YouTube Music Awards
    Enidaj
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    Fuck you, Lady Gagya.

  5. Nicki Minaj Butt Spandex Unitard Instagram
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    “The BLACK Kim KarTRASHian”

    Just another fake plastic ho that loves looking in the mirror at HERSELF..

  6. Anna Faris Crazy Face Delivery Man Premiere
    mamamia
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    the years have not been kind to Nellie Olseon

  7. Clay Aiken After Midnight Opening Night Broadway
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    There is no way that’s Clay Aiken and not a sharply dressed, ginger lesbian.

  8. Kat Von D Driving Guy With Long Blonde Hair
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    I don’t like her as a blonde.

  9. Clay Aiken After Midnight Opening Night Broadway
    Bat Guano
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    tHe’s got the same plastic surgeon as John Kerry.

  10. Ryan Sweeting Kaley Cuoco Cleavage Stand Up For Pits Charity Benefit And Fundraiser
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    “Just imagine that I’m Henry and the pooch is me. See? It was a perfect set up. I just don’t get it…”

  11. Reese Witherspoon Butt Tight Jeans
    ThisWillHurt
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    “Do you know who I am? I’m an American, and I have the rite to make a derp face on American soil!”

  12. Rod Stewart Playing Soccer
    AC
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    It’s nice to see that modern cinema technology has finally evolved to the point it can give us all the Weekend at Bernie’s III that sophisticated, discerning audiences deserve.

  13. Jennifer Nicole Lee Butt Thong Bikini
    Cock Dr
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    Huh.
    Maybe the Miss Brazil Buttcheeks photo series will serve up more chuckles.

  14. Justin Bieber Leather Dress DJ Tay James Sheeraz Hansan Hollywood TV Brazil Launch Party Club Disco
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    That is one leathery looking lesbian…

  15. Ryan Sweeting Kaley Cuoco Cleavage Stand Up For Pits Charity Benefit And Fundraiser
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    “Do it cujo…. End my suffering. You know what to do.”

  16. Lady Gaga Skeleton Grill Platform Shoes Short Shorts YouTube Music Awards
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    Marilyn Manson wouldn’t fuck this. And that’s saying something.

  17. Nicole Kidman Paddington Bear Set
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    “Just like the Scientology reeducation seminars… those were the days.”

  18. Melissa Gorga Walking Behind Joe Gorga Love Italian Style Book Event
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    So THAT’s how she keeps him from smelling any of her farts.

  19. Nicole Kidman Paddington Bear Set
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    Well I guess we now have a window into the past to see how Nicole got her divorce papers signed.

  20. Justin Bieber Leather Dress DJ Tay James Sheeraz Hansan Hollywood TV Brazil Launch Party Club Disco
    ThisWillHurt
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    “Yes, this one. The one wit the soft, womanly hands velvet tongue.
    Chain her to my bedpost tonight. Make sure she is clean and shaved.”

  21. Eva Longoria Butt Yoga Pants
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    Ahh her good side…

  22. Sean Penn Moustache Bertine Laine The Long Run For Haiti Press Conference
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    Mr. Penn, I know you only have 5 minutes left on your annual “give-a-fuck” meter for Haiti but did you seriously just steal that bottle from one of the refugees???

  23. Justin Bieber Leather Dress DJ Tay James Sheeraz Hansan Hollywood TV Brazil Launch Party Club Disco
    JimBB
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    Someone needs to break it to the guy on the left that you can’t look tough and cool when the guy you’re flashing gang signs next to is Justin Bieber.

  24. Ryan Sweeting Kaley Cuoco Cleavage Stand Up For Pits Charity Benefit And Fundraiser
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    “..shhhhh!…I swear he just whispered Superman…!”

  25. Ryan Sweeting Kaley Cuoco Cleavage Stand Up For Pits Charity Benefit And Fundraiser
    JimBB
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    Doggie prefers euthanasia.

  26. Lady Gaga Skeleton Grill Platform Shoes Short Shorts YouTube Music Awards
    catapostrophe
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    What happens when she breaks all the rules?

  27. Sean Penn Moustache Bertine Laine The Long Run For Haiti Press Conference
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    Just give it up Sean, that place is a shithole

  28. Kate Hudson Butt Tight Dress LACMA Art + Film Gala
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    The poor man’s Gwyneth Paltrow. Much more famous for showing in designer ads and upper crust events than for her acting career.

  29. Justin Bieber Leather Dress DJ Tay James Sheeraz Hansan Hollywood TV Brazil Launch Party Club Disco
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    I heard he was caught with hookers, but I had no idea they’d look like this.

  30. Nicole Kidman Paddington Bear Set
    JimBB
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    Apparently that kid’s story has taken a VERY DARK turn.

  31. Eva Longoria Butt Yoga Pants
    Hugh G. Rection
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    Nice smile!

  32. Clay Aiken After Midnight Opening Night Broadway
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    So Liberace once got high and had sex with a red head…

  33. Lady Gaga Skeleton Grill Platform Shoes Short Shorts YouTube Music Awards
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    I heard Marilyn Manson was on East Bound and Down, but he didn’t wear pants.

  34. LeAnn Rimes Eddie Cibrian Attractive Female Employee John Varvatos Store
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    And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why you stay single if you are a celebrity.

    If that soul-sucking bag of bones wasn’t with him, he could have banged that bitch that day

  35. Rod Stewart Playing Soccer
    Joe
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    Take that Will Smith.

  36. Mischa Barton Double Chin
    JimBB
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    “Hey, you guys can’t follow me onto a studio lot!!”

    “Uh, Ms. Barton, this is a Wells Fargo parking lot and we’re not photographers, we’re the police.”

  37. Jeremy Renner LACMA Art + Film Gala
    Pickle Nose
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    God, he looks dirty. I feel like he just reeks of Right Guard.

  38. Jennifer Nicole Lee Butt Thong Bikini
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    Wow, she’s been flabbing it up lately. Too much traveling, ya bitch!

  39. LeAnn Rimes Eddie Cibrian Attractive Female Employee John Varvatos Store
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    Wow, this picture just screams man-whore.

  40. Pamela Anderson Running NYC Marathon
    Hugh G. Rection
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    Her ass finished two seconds later than her tits.

  41. Busta Rhymes Superstars Of Hip Hop Concert
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    Them’s some impressive nostrils right there.

  42. Pamela Anderson Running NYC Marathon
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    20 years ago, I would have paid good money to see her jogging bra-less. Now, not so much…

  43. Sean Penn Moustache Bertine Laine The Long Run For Haiti Press Conference
    Fresco
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    He looks exactly like my alcoholic uncle at a wedding reception.

  44. Ireland Baldwin Hands On Breasts Leather Dress Instagram
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    Great photo of her. No face.

  45. Ryan Sweeting Kaley Cuoco Cleavage Stand Up For Pits Charity Benefit And Fundraiser
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    “So look. I just seriously want to get married. I don’t car to who. Why won’t you look at me?”

  46. Clay Aiken After Midnight Opening Night Broadway
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    Hey, K.D. Lang must have a new album out or something.

  47. Sean Penn Moustache Bertine Laine The Long Run For Haiti Press Conference
    JimBB
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    I’m pretty sure we’re about to see another Haitian revolution to overthrow the white man.

  48. Kat Von D Driving Guy With Long Blonde Hair
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    Dammit. I almost forgot about her.

  49. David Hasselhoff Making Out With Hayley Roberts Formula One World Championship
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    unfortunately for her, she had eaten a double cheesburger just an hour before the hoff ate her face.

  50. Ireland Baldwin Hands On Breasts Leather Dress Instagram
    JimBB
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    Already getting prepped for that inevitable sex tape, I see.

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