The Crap We Missed – Monday 11.28.11

November 28th, 2011 // 660 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Jonah Hill reverting back to a size that doesn’t make me think science has gone too far, Michelle Bombshell making me rethink all that stuff about Jesse James because how don’t you stick your penis in that without a condom on, Mickey Rourke pre-homiciding someone with a wine bottle and Jesus Christ, LeAnn. Again with the tits?

Apparently my dreams of seducing Kelly Brook aren’t that delusional after all (Suck it, court-ordered therapist!),

- The Superficial

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Photos: Fame, Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Connie Britton Adopted Son Eyob
    Deacon Jones
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    “uhhh, what do you MEAN I can’t give him back? Miss, you don’t understand, hekeeps trying to hump me and wont eat anything but KFC for breakfast.”

  2. Joe Francis Scarf
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    Looks like Jon Lovitz had a love child with Nickelback.

  3. Michelle Bombshell McGee Cleavage
    Any Guy
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    can we just push her back into whatever tattoo/white power/opium den she crawled out of (to fuck someone’s husband)? yet another reason to HATE that douche Jesse James. thanks asshole. now this nazi-trainwreck is on the D-list radar thanks to you and your lack of good taste in whores.

  4. Kate Gosselin
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    “Right there… That’s where I killed #9… Now, you wanna keep whining?”

  5. Kiefer Sutherland Fedora
    cc
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    So it’s Christmas and suddenly he thinks he’s Bring Crosby.

  6. Skinny Jonah Hill
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    Nice jean jacket douche.

  7. Queen Latifah Duck Lips
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    Jesus, she looks like an overweight chimp.

  8. Queen Latifah Duck Lips
    cc
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    Looking for a motorcycle with A LOT of torque.

  9. Skinny Jonah Hill
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    Still can’t stand that hairdo. I just keep waiting for him to show up at a Hitler Youth rally…

  10. Michelle Bombshell McGee Cleavage
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    “PAY ATTENTION TO MEEE!!!”

  11. Arnold Schwarzenegger Patrick Schwarzenegger Bike Ride
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    Guess which one like Mexican tail.

  12. Kate Gosselin
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    Fortunately for the kids, they look a lot like their Dad.

  13. Skinny Jonah Hill
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    It looks like sorrow came to life and then just settled.

  14. Arnold Schwarzenegger Patrick Schwarzenegger Bike Ride
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    Alright I am going to say it

    ‘We have to get to the choppa!’

    I’m sorry.

  15. Salma Hayek Antonio Banderas
    Commented on this photo:

    This would be the world’s hairiest three-way.

  16. Jamie Foxx Scruffy Beard
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    Ok seriously, that beard looks like someone dyed wool cotton black, dipped it n glue and threw it at him…

  17. Salma Hayek Antonio Banderas
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    Look at that, a pussy, a cat and a cunt.

  18. LeAnn Rimes Cleavage Thanksgiving Eddie Cibrian Twitter
    your mom
    Commented on this photo:

    A mustache does not give you the right to diddle the kiddies… It’s just a coincidence.

  19. Kate Gosselin
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s humming ’10 Little Indians’.

  20. Gerard Butler Eating
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    … FOR SOMEBODY’S DOG

  21. Gerard Butler Eating
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    Is he eating a salad…or using a fork to gag reflex up some lettuce that he accidentally ate? The latter is something I can at least respect.

  22. Mickey Rourke Throws Wine Bottle
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    “When I find that fuckin’ leprechaun I’m gonna cave in his fuckin’ skull. Runnin’ out on me like dat. I still got two more wishes!”

  23. Diddy
    Any Guy
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    I SAID I AIN’T PARKED IN NO HANDICAPPED SPOT AH-AIGHT?? damn.

  24. Grace Jones Sunglasses Scream
    your mom
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    Hell hath no fury like a drag queen who’s been de-wigged….

  25. David Spade
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    How old is this guy now? I am trying to figure out how many years he has left to squeeze in a funny moment.

  26. Kiefer Sutherland Fedora
    Minky Wail
    Commented on this photo:

    Made it, Ma! Top of the world!

  27. Leigh Francis Kelly Brook Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    I remember when I had to drape an old bedsheet over my basement bedroom window too. Don’t recall ever having chicks that hot in there…but then we didn’t have roofies back in those days.

  28. Arnold Schwarzenegger Patrick Schwarzenegger Bike Ride
    Contusion
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    Good to see he wore his helmet.

  29. Skinny Jonah Hill
    mags
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    Haley Joel Osment’s got some legs on him.

  30. Michelle Bombshell McGee Cleavage
    Cock Dr
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    CUNT

  31. Kate Gosselin
    your mom
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    You two had better act like normal rich girls, or you’ll be in that mini-van like those losers over there.

  32. Grace Jones Sunglasses Scream
    whiskeyafternoon
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    when you click on the enlarged pic you see all the howler monkeys trying to mate with her

  33. Connie Britton Adopted Son Eyob
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    Is “Eyob” just a clever way to call her black kid “Boye” without anyone realizing it?

  34. Leigh Francis Kelly Brook Bikini
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    He ain’t heavy, he’s my brother.

  35. Michelle Bombshell McGee Cleavage
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    Somewhere a circus is missing its skank.

  36. Skinny Jonah Hill
    Cock Dr
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    What the fuck is she wearing on her feet?

  37. Leilani Dowding Sports Bra Shorts George French
    Any Guy
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    relax george. no need to grip her up like that for the paps. don’t take it out on us because she’ll be fuckin’ some other rich dude 6 months from now. we wanna fantasize its us whilst ogling her. just enjoy it while it lasts, why u mad bro?

  38. Michelle Bombshell McGee Cleavage
    your mom
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    I wouldn’t even fuck her mouth without a condom. *shudder*

    Is that a germ disclaimer on her face? “Warning: may induce itching, swelling & overall yuckiness”

  39. Leigh Francis Kelly Brook Bikini
    chinto
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    That’s one realistic looking blowup doll

  40. Michelle Bombshell McGee Cleavage
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    I was totally expecting “Daddy Didn’t Love Me” on her forehead.

  41. Jason Schwartzman Beard
    Cock Dr
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    Nope, not appealing. Even the addition of the adorable dog cannot create any attraction.

  42. Connie Britton Adopted Son Eyob
    King
    Commented on this photo:

    “what do you mean you think I picked up the wrong kid from the day-care???”

  43. Grace Jones Sunglasses Scream
    Commented on this photo:

    So that *wasn’t* photo-editing on the Slave to the Rhythm album cover? (Look it up, kids.)

  44. Prince Charles
    it had to be said
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    They’re stealing my soul . . . !

  45. Skinny Jonah Hill
    your mom
    Commented on this photo:

    Win a Date with Jonah Hill!!! OMG we’re totally gonna fall in love just like in that one movie with spiderman…

  46. Katie Price Yoga Pants
    Cock Dr
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    Barf

  47. Leilani Dowding Sports Bra Shorts
    Any Guy
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    THAT is a look of someone enjoying a healthy, satisfying, ripper of a fart. i bet her anus stung after that one. bravo Ms. Dowding, you truly are one of us.

  48. Skinny Jonah Hill
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    Canadian Tuxedo FTW!

  49. Michelle Bombshell McGee Cleavage
    Minky Wail
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    I’m thinking her daddy probably had a pretty good reason for not loving her enough as a child.

  50. LeAnn Rimes Cleavage Thanksgiving Eddie Cibrian Twitter
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    far be it from me to make fun of a little kid, but in all honesty it DOES look like he’s been giving rimjobs to filthy hobos all day.

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