Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Jonah Hill reverting back to a size that doesn’t make me think science has gone too far, Michelle Bombshell making me rethink all that stuff about Jesse James because how don’t you stick your penis in that without a condom on, Mickey Rourke pre-homiciding someone with a wine bottle and Jesus Christ, LeAnn. Again with the tits?
Apparently my dreams of seducing Kelly Brook aren’t that delusional after all (Suck it, court-ordered therapist!),
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“uhhh, what do you MEAN I can’t give him back? Miss, you don’t understand, hekeeps trying to hump me and wont eat anything but KFC for breakfast.”
Bahahahahahahahaha!
+10000000000000
Looks like Jon Lovitz had a love child with Nickelback.
+10 To Saturday I say! To Saturday!
can we just push her back into whatever tattoo/white power/opium den she crawled out of (to fuck someone’s husband)? yet another reason to HATE that douche Jesse James. thanks asshole. now this nazi-trainwreck is on the D-list radar thanks to you and your lack of good taste in whores.
What the fuck do you expect, dude. Jesse James is right off the D-List, too. Unless there’s another list for E thru Z.
“Right there… That’s where I killed #9… Now, you wanna keep whining?”
So it’s Christmas and suddenly he thinks he’s Bring Crosby.
Bing Crosby could dance and was loved by all his fans!
Sorry, I meant sing. I’m not that old. Wasn’t Fred Astaire the dancer with all the studios. This was all before rap, microwaves, and the Web. Too bad.
Nice jean jacket douche.
Jesus, she looks like an overweight chimp.
Looking for a motorcycle with A LOT of torque.
Still can’t stand that hairdo. I just keep waiting for him to show up at a Hitler Youth rally…
“PAY ATTENTION TO MEEE!!!”
Guess which one like Mexican tail.
Fortunately for the kids, they look a lot like their Dad.
It looks like sorrow came to life and then just settled.
Alright I am going to say it
‘We have to get to the choppa!’
I’m sorry.
Did you run that by TomFrank for historical accuracy?
This would be the world’s hairiest three-way.
+1
Ok seriously, that beard looks like someone dyed wool cotton black, dipped it n glue and threw it at him…
Look at that, a pussy, a cat and a cunt.
A mustache does not give you the right to diddle the kiddies… It’s just a coincidence.
She’s humming ’10 Little Indians’.
… FOR SOMEBODY’S DOG
Is he eating a salad…or using a fork to gag reflex up some lettuce that he accidentally ate? The latter is something I can at least respect.
“When I find that fuckin’ leprechaun I’m gonna cave in his fuckin’ skull. Runnin’ out on me like dat. I still got two more wishes!”
I SAID I AIN’T PARKED IN NO HANDICAPPED SPOT AH-AIGHT?? damn.
Hell hath no fury like a drag queen who’s been de-wigged….
How old is this guy now? I am trying to figure out how many years he has left to squeeze in a funny moment.
Since he has failed up until now.
Made it, Ma! Top of the world!
I remember when I had to drape an old bedsheet over my basement bedroom window too. Don’t recall ever having chicks that hot in there…but then we didn’t have roofies back in those days.
Good to see he wore his helmet.
Nein, he vore his Helmut.
they don’t have helmets with spikes on top of them.
Haley Joel Osment’s got some legs on him.
CUNT
You two had better act like normal rich girls, or you’ll be in that mini-van like those losers over there.
when you click on the enlarged pic you see all the howler monkeys trying to mate with her
Is “Eyob” just a clever way to call her black kid “Boye” without anyone realizing it?
He ain’t heavy, he’s my brother.
Somewhere a circus is missing its skank.
LOL
What the fuck is she wearing on her feet?
The mother’s leg warmers from the 80s (she’s a maniac, maaaaaaaaaaniac on the floor…)
+1 did her socks creep up or her leggings fell down?
relax george. no need to grip her up like that for the paps. don’t take it out on us because she’ll be fuckin’ some other rich dude 6 months from now. we wanna fantasize its us whilst ogling her. just enjoy it while it lasts, why u mad bro?
I wouldn’t even fuck her mouth without a condom. *shudder*
Is that a germ disclaimer on her face? “Warning: may induce itching, swelling & overall yuckiness”
That’s one realistic looking blowup doll
I was totally expecting “Daddy Didn’t Love Me” on her forehead.
read between the lines. It’s there in blacklight semen stained glory.
Nope, not appealing. Even the addition of the adorable dog cannot create any attraction.
“what do you mean you think I picked up the wrong kid from the day-care???”
So that *wasn’t* photo-editing on the Slave to the Rhythm album cover? (Look it up, kids.)
They’re stealing my soul . . . !
Win a Date with Jonah Hill!!! OMG we’re totally gonna fall in love just like in that one movie with spiderman…
Barf
THAT is a look of someone enjoying a healthy, satisfying, ripper of a fart. i bet her anus stung after that one. bravo Ms. Dowding, you truly are one of us.
ps – i’d suck that fart out like a bong hit.
Canadian Tuxedo FTW!
I’m thinking her daddy probably had a pretty good reason for not loving her enough as a child.
far be it from me to make fun of a little kid, but in all honesty it DOES look like he’s been giving rimjobs to filthy hobos all day.