The Crap We Missed – Monday 11.28.11

November 28th, 2011 // 660 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Jonah Hill reverting back to a size that doesn’t make me think science has gone too far, Michelle Bombshell making me rethink all that stuff about Jesse James because how don’t you stick your penis in that without a condom on, Mickey Rourke pre-homiciding someone with a wine bottle and Jesus Christ, LeAnn. Again with the tits?

Apparently my dreams of seducing Kelly Brook aren’t that delusional after all (Suck it, court-ordered therapist!),

- The Superficial

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Photos: Fame, Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Grace Jones Sunglasses Scream
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    I thought it was Rodman.

  2. Leigh Francis Kelly Brook Bikini
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    This is an obvious ploy to promote the new rape whistles he has coming out.

  3. Gerard Butler Eating
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    Have to hand it to him…I used to have to drink a lot after a heavy duty bender, but I never had the stomach for that much food. He’s quite a drinking pro.

  4. Kiefer Sutherland Fedora
    Deacon Jones
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    “dO YOU havE alcoHOL?”

  5. Kate Gosselin
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    Airing in the summer,” Kate Plus Two Shop At Target”

  6. Reese Witherspoon Disneyland
    Ravi Sethna Ramalamadingdong
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    Her chin is going to leave a dent in the kid’s skull.

  7. Gerard Butler Eating
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    Four drinks at breakfast? No wonder why he’s shit-faced.

  8. Leigh Francis Kelly Brook Bikini
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    I hope that’s as close as they will ever get, and that it last only about 2 seconds.

  9. Mickey Rourke Throws Wine Bottle
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    Never go full retard, Mickey.

  10. David Hasselhoff
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    ‘Fuga de Cerebros 2′

    Fudge Brain 2?

  11. Queen Latifah Duck Lips
    Deacon Jones
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    You fat fuck..(OOPS), er, I mean, you GO GURL!

  12. Leigh Francis Kelly Brook Bikini
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    Are they bringing Swingtown back to TV? Because that’s the only explanation for this picture.

  13. Penelope Cruz Cleavage
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    As hot as she is, I have to knock off points because she dated Tom Cruise.

  14. David Hasselhoff
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    “So then I told him I’d gladly pay him TUESDAY for a cheeseburger today, but he gave me this t-shirt and asked me to leave.”

  15. Leigh Francis Kelly Brook Bikini
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    What. The. Fuck.

  16. Fergie Cleavage Miniskirt
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    She’s singing ‘Clammy’…an old favorite.

  17. Fergie Cleavage Miniskirt
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    Oh but they’re weird and they’re terrible,
    Oh Fergie she’s got a peen…
    Will has electric boots, a mohair suit
    you know I read it on a blog that’s obscene, oh oh…
    F-F-F-Fergie and the Peas

  18. Prince Charles
    cc
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    My God mate, did you see Kate’s ass in that thong? I wanted to grab it…like so.

  19. Jason Schwartzman Beard
    Monkeydnd
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    Uh oh, fifteen minutes to Judge Wapner…

  20. Prince Charles
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    “And that’s how I had Grommett killed. Would you like to see my horse?”

  21. Leilani Dowding Sports Bra Shorts George French
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    Fuck you, George French, whoever you are.

  22. David Hasselhoff
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    “Nah, thanks for the offer ladies, but I only do dudes.”

  23. Jamie Foxx Scruffy Beard
    Butternuts
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    That motherfucker stole half my beard!

  24. David Hasselhoff
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    “Okay, I’ve had a few drinks and I’m going to just throw this out there…I think you look like Jennifer Love Hewitt wearing the bandage dress.”

  25. Skinny Jonah Hill
    Deacon Jones
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    Listen, I know you’re ugly as fuck but give me a break. You’re rolling around at night with this chick? She looks like she’s been molested nightly since she was 4.

    And BTW, MODERN WARFARE 3 FUCKING SUCKS!

    • Any Guy

      just because you suck at a game, don’t cry on our thread about it. MW3 is awesome.

      btw – how can you not love a chick who’s face looks like a can of crisco AND wears socks over her clogs? that’s prime ‘used to be fat guy’ poon for JH.

      • Deacon Jones

        You’re talking to the king of COD here (im not proud to admit that at my age) and that game fucking sucks. And I loved MW2. Super tight maps with no space and too many crossfires.

      • At least it looks like she has nice legs. From this angle, anyway.

      • ShootUrFace

        Another run and gun noob trying to be the bad ass on MW3! Guess what douch, getting a kill by shooting someone in the back when you spawn behind them is not skill! Try BF3 if you want to know what fun is!

    • Well, DJ, I have a few years on you and I ain’t too shabby at CoD; not fond of MW3 though. Then again, I’m usually out in the World…of Warcraft.

      • Jared

        SHUT UP! DEAR LORD, SHUT THE FUCK UP! Did you dudes really just argue about video games on a gossip blog comments section of a photo of Jonah Hill? And for way too fucking long. Just, go hang your head in the corner or something.

  26. LeAnn Rimes Cleavage Thanksgiving Eddie Cibrian Twitter
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    The kid without the parent behind him sure looks happier than the kid with the parent behind him. Just sayin’.

  27. Katie Price Yoga Pants
    Butternuts
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    Nice try, but that much cameltoe just can’t be camouflaged.

  28. Fergie Cleavage Miniskirt
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    She’s channeling Anna Nicole Smith.

  29. LeAnn Rimes Cleavage Thanksgiving Eddie Cibrian Twitter
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    Coffee has been good to me…I even sent my donkey to the knackers.

  30. Grace Jones Sunglasses Scream
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    Golden Shower!

  31. Skinny Jonah Hill
    MRF
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    “All she got was him.” The true-life story of the unhappiest starfucker ever.

  32. Mickey Rourke Throws Wine Bottle
    Deacon Jones
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    I would love to party with this guy, I bet his stories are insane.

  33. Fergie Cleavage Miniskirt
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    “CAN YOU HEAR ME?”
    The sound technician plays a ‘joke’ on Fergie at the concert. That man deserves a music award for stopping brain hemorrhaging en mass.

  34. Salma Hayek Antonio Banderas
    MRF
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    Surprisingly, that’s not the first furry he’s fucked today.

  35. Leigh Francis Kelly Brook Bikini
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    I think this was the only way he could convince the court he does not prefer to lure little boys into his basement.

  36. LeAnn Rimes Cleavage Thanksgiving Eddie Cibrian Twitter
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    Leann Rimes….hand picked by Juan Valdez.

  37. Marta Krupa Cleavage
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    There seems to be an unusually high concentration of pretty women…is this a widely known phenomenon?

  38. LeAnn Rimes Cleavage Thanksgiving Eddie Cibrian Twitter
    Lita
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    That’s a nice pornstache Eddie has going on.

  39. Leigh Francis Kelly Brook Bikini
    DeucePickle
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    I see the new Baywatch porno is cumming out soon.

  40. Fergie Cleavage Miniskirt
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    I was there at this concert, and I am going to go out on a limb (at least on this site) and say she looked damn good. I honestly don’t know why she gets the man face references
    PS Let the trolling begin…

  41. Marta Krupa Cleavage
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    Dancing with Pollocks after party?

  42. Joe Francis Scarf
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    Looking like a man who just dodged a rape rap.

  43. Leigh Francis Kelly Brook Bikini
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    Jesus, Fish, I know this pic is SFW, but couldn’t you have pink-starred the Ugg? Or the shark’s tooth? Or the Speedo? Or the glasses? Or the bedspread? Or the paneling? Or his chest ‘hair’? A guy needs some kind of warning when he’s about to encounter the most disgusting photograph ever taken.

  44. Queen Latifah Duck Lips
    Any Guy
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    that looks like KING Latifah to me. ‘Latifah’ meaning ‘FAT ASS’ in Swahili.

  45. LeAnn Rimes Cleavage Thanksgiving Eddie Cibrian Twitter
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    That kid must have gotten a BJ promised by step mommy for that grin…

  46. Grace Jones Sunglasses Scream
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    Someone should tell her about those new 5-bladed razors.

  47. Joe Francis Scarf
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    Wears a scarf with a t-shirt…douche.

  48. Joe Francis Scarf
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    Is he TRYING to out-douche Kutcher?

  49. Sofia Vergara Cleavage
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    It would take remarkably little persuasion to get those two puppies to pop out. God willing.

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