Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Jonah Hill reverting back to a size that doesn’t make me think science has gone too far, Michelle Bombshell making me rethink all that stuff about Jesse James because how don’t you stick your penis in that without a condom on, Mickey Rourke pre-homiciding someone with a wine bottle and Jesus Christ, LeAnn. Again with the tits?
Apparently my dreams of seducing Kelly Brook aren’t that delusional after all (Suck it, court-ordered therapist!),
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I thought it was Rodman.
I clicked on the thumbnail thinking the same thing.
Glad Im not the only one who thought that
This is an obvious ploy to promote the new rape whistles he has coming out.
Welcome back!
Have to hand it to him…I used to have to drink a lot after a heavy duty bender, but I never had the stomach for that much food. He’s quite a drinking pro.
“dO YOU havE alcoHOL?”
Airing in the summer,” Kate Plus Two Shop At Target”
Her chin is going to leave a dent in the kid’s skull.
Four drinks at breakfast? No wonder why he’s shit-faced.
I hope that’s as close as they will ever get, and that it last only about 2 seconds.
Never go full retard, Mickey.
+1
‘Fuga de Cerebros 2′
Fudge Brain 2?
You fat fuck..(OOPS), er, I mean, you GO GURL!
Tis a good ‘un Mr Jones.
Are they bringing Swingtown back to TV? Because that’s the only explanation for this picture.
As hot as she is, I have to knock off points because she dated Tom Cruise.
Hence the utterly expressionless look.
She’s presenting two points you can knock off prominently displayed in the front.
“So then I told him I’d gladly pay him TUESDAY for a cheeseburger today, but he gave me this t-shirt and asked me to leave.”
What. The. Fuck.
She’s singing ‘Clammy’…an old favorite.
Oh but they’re weird and they’re terrible,
Oh Fergie she’s got a peen…
Will has electric boots, a mohair suit
you know I read it on a blog that’s obscene, oh oh…
F-F-F-Fergie and the Peas
haha nice work!
We’ll urinate down the fatted calf tonight
So stick around
You’re gonna hear electronic “music”
Solid walls of shiite
My God mate, did you see Kate’s ass in that thong? I wanted to grab it…like so.
Amazing!
Uh oh, fifteen minutes to Judge Wapner…
“And that’s how I had Grommett killed. Would you like to see my horse?”
Fuck you, George French, whoever you are.
“Nah, thanks for the offer ladies, but I only do dudes.”
That motherfucker stole half my beard!
“Okay, I’ve had a few drinks and I’m going to just throw this out there…I think you look like Jennifer Love Hewitt wearing the bandage dress.”
Listen, I know you’re ugly as fuck but give me a break. You’re rolling around at night with this chick? She looks like she’s been molested nightly since she was 4.
And BTW, MODERN WARFARE 3 FUCKING SUCKS!
just because you suck at a game, don’t cry on our thread about it. MW3 is awesome.
btw – how can you not love a chick who’s face looks like a can of crisco AND wears socks over her clogs? that’s prime ‘used to be fat guy’ poon for JH.
You’re talking to the king of COD here (im not proud to admit that at my age) and that game fucking sucks. And I loved MW2. Super tight maps with no space and too many crossfires.
At least it looks like she has nice legs. From this angle, anyway.
Another run and gun noob trying to be the bad ass on MW3! Guess what douch, getting a kill by shooting someone in the back when you spawn behind them is not skill! Try BF3 if you want to know what fun is!
Well, DJ, I have a few years on you and I ain’t too shabby at CoD; not fond of MW3 though. Then again, I’m usually out in the World…of Warcraft.
SHUT UP! DEAR LORD, SHUT THE FUCK UP! Did you dudes really just argue about video games on a gossip blog comments section of a photo of Jonah Hill? And for way too fucking long. Just, go hang your head in the corner or something.
The kid without the parent behind him sure looks happier than the kid with the parent behind him. Just sayin’.
Nice try, but that much cameltoe just can’t be camouflaged.
I guess it’s just natural to hang out all over the place if you’ve kilometers of cock in there…
She’s channeling Anna Nicole Smith.
Coffee has been good to me…I even sent my donkey to the knackers.
Golden Shower!
“All she got was him.” The true-life story of the unhappiest starfucker ever.
I would love to party with this guy, I bet his stories are insane.
“CAN YOU HEAR ME?”
The sound technician plays a ‘joke’ on Fergie at the concert. That man deserves a music award for stopping brain hemorrhaging en mass.
Surprisingly, that’s not the first furry he’s fucked today.
I think this was the only way he could convince the court he does not prefer to lure little boys into his basement.
Leann Rimes….hand picked by Juan Valdez.
There seems to be an unusually high concentration of pretty women…is this a widely known phenomenon?
I meant in Warsaw. II have a headache, what can I say?
I think it’s something in their water. There is a similar issue with women from Russia, Lithuania, and the Ukraine.
That’s a nice pornstache Eddie has going on.
I see the new Baywatch porno is cumming out soon.
I was there at this concert, and I am going to go out on a limb (at least on this site) and say she looked damn good. I honestly don’t know why she gets the man face references
PS Let the trolling begin…
hmmm, so you’re either some Japanese emo-kid that no one understands, or a teenage girl, which is it?
you’ve misunderstood…nobody says she has a man-face. She has a man-penis.
I think she’s hotter than a peanut parcher.
Dancing with Pollocks after party?
Well, Jackson Pollock *was* a big fan of her distant cousin Gene.
(Yes, that joke was way too high-toned for this site.)
God forbid we go highbrow on this site. :P
Never mind the Pollocks, if I daresay.
Maybe too high-brow for the site, but not for your audience (or at least some of us).
Looking like a man who just dodged a rape rap.
Francis has never been accused of rape. But don’t let that slow you down.
Yes he has.
Sorry, cc but you’re full of shit.
Jesus, Fish, I know this pic is SFW, but couldn’t you have pink-starred the Ugg? Or the shark’s tooth? Or the Speedo? Or the glasses? Or the bedspread? Or the paneling? Or his chest ‘hair’? A guy needs some kind of warning when he’s about to encounter the most disgusting photograph ever taken.
that looks like KING Latifah to me. ‘Latifah’ meaning ‘FAT ASS’ in Swahili.
That kid must have gotten a BJ promised by step mommy for that grin…
Someone should tell her about those new 5-bladed razors.
Wears a scarf with a t-shirt…douche.
…you also forgot to mention about the sweater, wrapped around his waist to hide his girly @$$
Is he TRYING to out-douche Kutcher?
That’s a game where we all lose.
It would take remarkably little persuasion to get those two puppies to pop out. God willing.