The Crap We Missed – Monday 11.28.11
Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Jonah Hill reverting back to a size that doesn’t make me think science has gone too far, Michelle Bombshell making me rethink all that stuff about Jesse James because how don’t you stick your penis in that without a condom on, Mickey Rourke pre-homiciding someone with a wine bottle and Jesus Christ, LeAnn. Again with the tits?
Apparently my dreams of seducing Kelly Brook aren’t that delusional after all (Suck it, court-ordered therapist!),
– The Superficial