The Crap We Missed – Monday 11.28.11

November 28th, 2011 // 660 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Jonah Hill reverting back to a size that doesn’t make me think science has gone too far, Michelle Bombshell making me rethink all that stuff about Jesse James because how don’t you stick your penis in that without a condom on, Mickey Rourke pre-homiciding someone with a wine bottle and Jesus Christ, LeAnn. Again with the tits?

Apparently my dreams of seducing Kelly Brook aren’t that delusional after all (Suck it, court-ordered therapist!),

- The Superficial

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Photos: Fame, Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. David Hasselhoff
    =0
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    It litterally means Brains Drained up 2!
    I think it’s a comedy about dumbasses

  2. Gerard Butler Eating
    me
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    this is sparta!

  3. Jamie Foxx Scruffy Beard
    bigbyte
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    Standing outside the foodstamp place in LA. “How to get mo money frum da gub-mint.”

  4. David Spade
    Johnny P!
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    Q: What do gay horses eat?
    A: Hayyyyyyyyy!

  5. Connie Britton Adopted Son Eyob
    Danno
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    You mean that’s not the Borat guys’ family?

  6. Gerard Butler Eating
    Waffhose
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    hes eating a hummingbird

  7. Grace Jones Sunglasses Scream
    Waffhose
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    Like My Status Y’ALL!!!!!!

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