The Crap We Missed – Monday 11.28.11

November 28th, 2011 // 660 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Jonah Hill reverting back to a size that doesn’t make me think science has gone too far, Michelle Bombshell making me rethink all that stuff about Jesse James because how don’t you stick your penis in that without a condom on, Mickey Rourke pre-homiciding someone with a wine bottle and Jesus Christ, LeAnn. Again with the tits?

Apparently my dreams of seducing Kelly Brook aren’t that delusional after all (Suck it, court-ordered therapist!),

- The Superficial

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Photos: Fame, Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Leigh Francis Kelly Brook Bikini
    Chris
    Commented on this photo:

    The luckiest man in the world… and the unluckiest woman in the world.

    • GeorgeWBush

      This would be true if the guy wasn’t flaming gay

    • GeorgeWBush

      @Vandinz
      Hot pink speedos……thats way gay….wouldn’t be surprised if it was a thong too.

      I’ll have to take your word for it that “he is one man that IS NOT gay”, but you’re going to have to explain to me why British guys always come off as a little to girly

      I would imagine this guys Carrot Top’s doubleganger

  2. Prince Charles
    Commented on this photo:

    Old. British. Monarch.

    Who gives a fuck?

  3. Mickey Rourke Throws Wine Bottle
    Scort
    Commented on this photo:

    Doing his best Cap’n Barbosa here or what?

  4. LeAnn Rimes Cleavage Thanksgiving Eddie Cibrian Twitter
    Commented on this photo:

    Nice to meet you, Señor Wences. Your horse looks hungry.

  5. Skinny Jonah Hill
    Soup
    Commented on this photo:

    Jonah shows off his philanthropy by donating his extra weight to Ellen Pompeo.

  6. Joe Francis Scarf
    Commented on this photo:

    Just how big is this fucking guy?

  7. Kiefer Sutherland Fedora
    Commented on this photo:

    Chim Chim Cher-ee, Chim Chim Cher-ee, Chim Chim Cher-ee!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VX4Ppm-cPZI

  8. Grace Jones Sunglasses Scream
    Commented on this photo:

    She must’ve heard they had large furry balls all over the place.

  9. Kiefer Sutherland Fedora
    Commented on this photo:

    “Oy Matey!”

  10. Connie Britton Adopted Son Eyob
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh no, not again. So this is the result of the guy in the gimp suit she slept with on that American Horror Show?

  11. LeAnn Rimes Cleavage Thanksgiving Eddie Cibrian Twitter
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m sure she’s well familiar with taking that position on the pool table.

  12. Queen Latifah Duck Lips
    Commented on this photo:

    Nice tit sling, Oprah

  13. Arnold Schwarzenegger Patrick Schwarzenegger Bike Ride
    Commented on this photo:

    “GET YOURSELF TO MARS!”

  14. David Hasselhoff
    MisterSuccint
    Commented on this photo:

    If “Fuga de Cerebros” translates as “Fuck the Brain”
    then the Hoff is cast perfectly.

  15. Arnold Schwarzenegger Patrick Schwarzenegger Bike Ride
    Commented on this photo:

    The fat one is about 3 miles back.

  16. David Spade
    Commented on this photo:

    Much like his career, he ponders the sound of one hand clapping.

  17. Kate Gosselin
    Commented on this photo:

    “See? Over there…mediocrity.”

  18. Michelle Bombshell McGee Cleavage
    Commented on this photo:

    Forehead tattoos are always a good sign of sanity.

  19. David Spade
    Commented on this photo:

    What Kate was pointing at in the last photo.

  20. Leilani Dowding Sports Bra Shorts George French
    neo
    Commented on this photo:

    now smell your finger.

  21. Fergie Cleavage Miniskirt
    MisterSuccint
    Commented on this photo:

    The new BEP single is titled
    “Someone Hold My Hair Back While I Puke”.

  22. Skinny Jonah Hill
    Commented on this photo:

    Single-handedly, he’s trying to bring back stone washed denim jackets.

  23. Gerard Butler Eating
    Satan's bitch
    Commented on this photo:

    Jay-sus Kee-rist Almighty, Fish! Scared the shit outta me.

  24. Mickey Rourke Throws Wine Bottle
    Commented on this photo:

    What is Patrick Schwarzenegger doing back there?

  25. Salma Hayek Antonio Banderas
    Commented on this photo:

    That is one huge, hairy pussy. And the cat is big too.

  26. Mickey Rourke Throws Wine Bottle
    Commented on this photo:

    “Be right back. The valet wouldn’t take my eyebrows as a tip.”

  27. Prince Charles
    sinner saint
    Commented on this photo:

    MOVE!!! I HAVE TO PEE!!! oh…damn…nevermind.

  28. Prince Charles
    Satan's bitch
    Commented on this photo:

    He always looks like a big ol’ hound dog, the one your Memaw used to scold for blocking the porch door.

  29. Leigh Francis Kelly Brook Bikini
    Ravi Sethna Ramalamadingdong
    Commented on this photo:

    What’s with the Ugg boots?

  30. Reese Witherspoon Disneyland
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s dating the guy who changes my oil?

  31. Leilani Dowding Sports Bra Shorts
    MisterSuccint
    Commented on this photo:

    This girl can’t wrestle
    but you should see her box!

  32. Joe Francis Scarf
    Satan's bitch
    Commented on this photo:

    KILL IT WITH FIRE.

  33. Leigh Francis Kelly Brook Bikini
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    Who the fuck is Leigh Francis?

    She looks thrilled.

  34. Connie Britton Adopted Son Eyob
    Commented on this photo:

    She spelled “obey” wrong.

  35. David Hasselhoff
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    I dont know how this guy stays sober traveling all over the world.

    I would be shitfaced 24/7

  36. Queen Latifah Duck Lips
    Satan's bitch
    Commented on this photo:

    Girlfriend says “MMM-hm!” (snap)

  37. Diddy
    Commented on this photo:

    Too bad he slammed his car into that take-out monitor at McDonalds.

  38. Fergie Cleavage Miniskirt
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    (insert inevitable Kirstie Ally reference)

  39. David Spade
    Satan's bitch
    Commented on this photo:

    How does this little carp manage to keep getting laid?

  40. Mickey Rourke Throws Wine Bottle
    sinner saint
    Commented on this photo:

    zippy it doo da, zippity day…my oh my gonna get drunk today….

  41. Gerard Butler Eating
    Commented on this photo:

    That’s a little intense. What? Does he have one of those extra sets of teeth like the Alien monster?

  42. Prince Charles
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    “I found it, I did. A way through the marshes. Orcs don’t use it. Orcs don’t know it. They go round for miles and miles. Come hobbitses, soft and quick as shadows we must be.”

  43. Leigh Francis Kelly Brook Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    Could somebody please tell me where the main guy is that invented Twitter so I can go down and beat the shit out of him?

  44. David Hasselhoff
    Commented on this photo:

    “Yes, I had a mani AND a pedi!”

  45. Kate Gosselin
    Ravi Sethna Ramalamadingdong
    Commented on this photo:

    WTF? The kids are wearing shorts and she looks like she is dressed for the Antarctic.

  46. Fergie Cleavage Miniskirt
    Commented on this photo:

    BOOM-BOOM-POW!

  47. Marta Krupa Cleavage
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    Yes,,,more my type of woman

  48. Gerard Butler Eating
    Commented on this photo:

    He’s eating his appetizer, which is a handful of leaves and some bark from the tree in the picture.

  49. LeAnn Rimes Cleavage Thanksgiving Eddie Cibrian Twitter
    CranAppleSnapple
    Commented on this photo:

    *Obligatory porn-stache mockery*.

    This woman is a total cunt. The correct thing that divorced people with manners do is TAKE IT IN TURNS to have holidays with the kids. You take them every year, LeAnn. You are the personification of the definition of *cunt*.

  50. Grace Jones Sunglasses Scream
    Commented on this photo:

    I bet she has boogers the size of chickpeas.

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