Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Jonah Hill reverting back to a size that doesn’t make me think science has gone too far, Michelle Bombshell making me rethink all that stuff about Jesse James because how don’t you stick your penis in that without a condom on, Mickey Rourke pre-homiciding someone with a wine bottle and Jesus Christ, LeAnn. Again with the tits?
Apparently my dreams of seducing Kelly Brook aren’t that delusional after all (Suck it, court-ordered therapist!),
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The luckiest man in the world… and the unluckiest woman in the world.
This would be true if the guy wasn’t flaming gay
lol he’s not gay. I take it you don’t know him? lol, he is one man that IS NOT gay.
@Vandinz
Hot pink speedos……thats way gay….wouldn’t be surprised if it was a thong too.
I’ll have to take your word for it that “he is one man that IS NOT gay”, but you’re going to have to explain to me why British guys always come off as a little to girly
I would imagine this guys Carrot Top’s doubleganger
He’s a character from a show. He’s intentionally slimy.
If you knew Keith you’d EXPECT it to be a thong.
Old. British. Monarch.
Who gives a fuck?
Doing his best Cap’n Barbosa here or what?
Hmmmm…so much for a comeback…may need another soon…
Nice to meet you, Señor Wences. Your horse looks hungry.
Ahahaha!!
WIN!!!
LOL!!
S’awright? S’awright!
LMAO
Jonah shows off his philanthropy by donating his extra weight to Ellen Pompeo.
Brilliant!
Just how big is this fucking guy?
He’s standing on a woman that he just knocked out.
+1
He’s the physical manifestation of the term “HUGE douchebag”.
Fugly!!
Chim Chim Cher-ee, Chim Chim Cher-ee, Chim Chim Cher-ee!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VX4Ppm-cPZI
+1. I had the same reaction.
She must’ve heard they had large furry balls all over the place.
“Oy Matey!”
Oh no, not again. So this is the result of the guy in the gimp suit she slept with on that American Horror Show?
I haven’t seen the whole season yet, but I’m assuming she finally did hook up with the security guard.
BAHAHAHAHA
I’m sure she’s well familiar with taking that position on the pool table.
Nice tit sling, Oprah
That strap reaches to the waist of most women.
Its a bra for a superfluous third boob
“GET YOURSELF TO MARS!”
Too bad you never saw the movie outside the Syfy Channel.
PWND!
Damn, you’re right. Thank God you’re around to correct these things. It should be GET YOUR ASS TO MARS!. I always wondered who the guy was who spotted those bloopers in films. Nice to meet you.
If “Fuga de Cerebros” translates as “Fuck the Brain”
then the Hoff is cast perfectly.
The fat one is about 3 miles back.
+1
Dead.
BAHAHAHAHA
Much like his career, he ponders the sound of one hand clapping.
BAHAHAHA Dweebiest dude ever!!
“See? Over there…mediocrity.”
+10!
Forehead tattoos are always a good sign of sanity.
well if your forehead is as big as a billboard you might as well put a sign on it.
or bangs…. [?]
What Kate was pointing at in the last photo.
now smell your finger.
The new BEP single is titled
“Someone Hold My Hair Back While I Puke”.
Single-handedly, he’s trying to bring back stone washed denim jackets.
Jay-sus Kee-rist Almighty, Fish! Scared the shit outta me.
What is Patrick Schwarzenegger doing back there?
I think the bigger question is, how is Mickey Rourke almost completely blocking out his fat brother behind him?
His dad and Rourke are doing a movie together so they are probably having lunch together.
That is one huge, hairy pussy. And the cat is big too.
Pussy sandwich!!
“Be right back. The valet wouldn’t take my eyebrows as a tip.”
MOVE!!! I HAVE TO PEE!!! oh…damn…nevermind.
He always looks like a big ol’ hound dog, the one your Memaw used to scold for blocking the porch door.
What’s with the Ugg boots?
She’s dating the guy who changes my oil?
I’d like her to handle my dipstick daily.
This girl can’t wrestle
but you should see her box!
I see what you did there
+1
I accept your win graciously.
There is no need to continue. Winner by a knock out!
KILL IT WITH FIRE.
Who the fuck is Leigh Francis?
She looks thrilled.
Beats me but my pad looks a lot better than that thing. Surely she will come to my place now!
He’s the funniest man on UK TV. This is Keith Lemon, a character he plays. He also did Bo Selecta. YouTube him, he’s the bollocks. Met him the other week at a book signing, nice bloke to.
Here in the colonies, for the particular usage you have employed in your post, we use TWO “O’s” in the word “too.” Maybe one day you people over there will learn how to speak proper American.
What happened here? I miss one O off “too” and someone called the grammar Police? That all you got to do with yourself? There is no American btw, it’s English that you ripped to fuck.
I see that sarcasm flies over your head as well…
On the other hand, maybe I ought to translate…
It was a fucking joke, you limey prick!
She spelled “obey” wrong.
+100
Wished I’d thought of that.
I dont know how this guy stays sober traveling all over the world.
I would be shitfaced 24/7
He IS shitfaced 24-7.
Girlfriend says “MMM-hm!” (snap)
Too bad he slammed his car into that take-out monitor at McDonalds.
(insert inevitable Kirstie Ally reference)
Well, it *does* look like something Lt. Saavik would wear.
Ok…”It looks like Fergie ate Kirstie Ally”
I actually thought it was KA in the thumbnail
All of which means she looks less manly than usual.
How does this little carp manage to keep getting laid?
Justin Beiber circa 2045
$40 million according to celebritynetworth.com. Think maybe that has anything to do with it?
He would have to cover my eyes with a diamond-encrusted mask – and even then I’d have to think very carefully about it.
You know what? NO. He’s just too .. fishy. I guess some women have much lower standards.
I heard that he’s really a nice guy…and also has a very big dick to go along with his giant tongue.
zippy it doo da, zippity day…my oh my gonna get drunk today….
That’s a little intense. What? Does he have one of those extra sets of teeth like the Alien monster?
“I found it, I did. A way through the marshes. Orcs don’t use it. Orcs don’t know it. They go round for miles and miles. Come hobbitses, soft and quick as shadows we must be.”
Could somebody please tell me where the main guy is that invented Twitter so I can go down and beat the shit out of him?
haha +1
“Yes, I had a mani AND a pedi!”
WTF? The kids are wearing shorts and she looks like she is dressed for the Antarctic.
you must not get out much. “Freezing your jailbait ass off” seems to be the fashion this winter.
You forgot to add “…for Mom” in this particular case.
BOOM-BOOM-POW!
Yes,,,more my type of woman
He’s eating his appetizer, which is a handful of leaves and some bark from the tree in the picture.
*Obligatory porn-stache mockery*.
This woman is a total cunt. The correct thing that divorced people with manners do is TAKE IT IN TURNS to have holidays with the kids. You take them every year, LeAnn. You are the personification of the definition of *cunt*.
I bet she has boogers the size of chickpeas.