The Crap We Missed – Monday 11.26.12

November 26th, 2012 // 644 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed which thanks to a long break is primarily a bikini round-up. “But Photo Boy,” you protest, “Aren’t there any effeminately dressed men, or, or gratuitous butt shots for me to viciously judge as per Internet protocol?” Relax. There’s plenty of hate-boner fuel in this gallery as well. For example, we’ve got David Hasselhoff contemplating a shaky truce with Hamburglar, Mary-Louise Parker who isn’t even fazed anymore by this type of fan reaction to the last 3 seasons of Weeds, Snooki‘s dentist still doing alright even in this economy, and finally, this Mitt Romney family photo that isn’t that funny until you realize the ride has been over for 5 minutes.

Yep, I’m glad we’re back too,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Jude Law Sideburns Mousache Dom Hemingway Set
    EricLr
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    Somewhere, Lemmy Kilmister is shaving right now.

  2. Lenny Kravitz Knitted Scarf Jeans Tucked Into Boots
    sprub
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    He’s been Brand-ified!

  3. Kelly Brook Butt Tight Jeans
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    Showcasing her new “Just for Moms” line at Wal-mart

  4. Leonardo DiCaprio Joanna Lumley The Wolf Of Wall Street Set
    EricLr
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    Ab Sad

  5. Mitt Romney Disneyland Thunder Mountain Railroad
    Frank Burns
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    Once again, no blacks or Latinos are along for the ride.

  6. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Leather Pants
    mismy
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    Well, now that she’s not hot to anyone with functioning eyes, suppose she’ll go away?

  7. Chloe Simms Bad Veneers
    karlito
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    if your going to purchase fake teeth, why would you go for the beaver collection?

  8. Jude Law Sideburns Mousache Dom Hemingway Set
    DeucePickle
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    I don’t think anyone here is going to deny how amazing it feels to piss on the back tire of any vehicle in a dirt parking lot after leaving the bar drunk as fuck at 2 a.m.

  9. Chloe Simms Bad Veneers
    sprub
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    Cheej’s Chachchy !

  10. Halle Berry Nipples
    guttboy
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    Crazy scunt!

  11. David Hasselhoff
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    “Hi I’m Darth, nice to meet you, but aren’t you a little short for a stormtrooper?”

  12. Salma Hayek Cleavage Bambi Awards
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    I’m sure it’s just a coincidence that she married an elderly billionaire.

  13. Lenny Kravitz Knitted Scarf Jeans Tucked Into Boots
    mismy
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    uh, did he lose a bet?

  14. David Beckham Femal Trainer Icing Groin
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    “ok now this layer of tape should prevent you from scratching”

  15. Madonna Lingerie Cameltoe
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    He’s gonna need a crowbar to prise that one out of her cheese toastie…

  16. Madonna Lingerie Cameltoe
    MisterSuccint
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    PLEASE don’t post the shot from behind.

  17. Dominic Monaghan
    mismy
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    Definitely just saw Jon Hamm walk by

  18. David Caruso Receeding Hair Line
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    And he’s still fucking reading his cues from the card on the floor!

  19. Madonna Lingerie Cameltoe
    EricLr
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    I’ll never forget that dark day when terrorists attacked that corset–killing several dancers nearby in the resulting pressure release, deflating arm veins, exposing sagging tits and wrinkles everywhere, children crying for their mothers….NEVER FORGET!

  20. Madonna Lingerie Cameltoe
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    Whatever results from that camera should be locked away in the Ark of the Covenant…mankind is not ready to see it.

    Just look close, Mr Peanut is being sly about it.

  21. Rita Rusic Bikini
    DeucePickle
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    I didn’t know that looking disgusting in a bikini was an actual profession. She seems to be doing quite well. Her pictures sell like hotcakes in Pennsylvania.

  22. Chloe Simms Bad Veneers
    mismy
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    Wonder if she can take those out for fellatio? Because… yikes!

  23. Tom Cruise All You Need Is Kill Set
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    Goose-stepping little bastard!

  24. Candace Cameron Crazy Eyes Hollywood Christmas Parade
    Deacon Jones
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    Nice stripper fake eyelashes.

    My ex-girlfriends’ would sometimes fall off onto my thigh while she was blowing me after working all night. She showered after work, but kept the eyelashes on….

    (strokes chin, ponders)

  25. Zachary Levi Los Angeles Mission Thanksgiving For Skid Row Homeless
    EricLr
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    Dude does a pretty good Dane Cook.

  26. Leonardo DiCaprio Joanna Lumley The Wolf Of Wall Street Set
    Alex
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    “Yes I’m an amateur magician. Why are you laughing? Magic is cool.”

  27. Colin Farrell Long Hair Riding White Horse Winters Tale Set
    BigOkie
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    Colin becoming a dandy?

  28. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Leather Pants
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    Fucking hell, I bet the guys at NASA are dying to know what those are made out of

  29. Mel B Bikini
    Sheppy
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    Not leaving a whole lot to the imagination.

  30. Candace Cameron Crazy Eyes Hollywood Christmas Parade
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    “you have the most beautiful, insane looking eyes”

    said no one ever.

  31. Madonna Lingerie Cameltoe
    your mom
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    ohgod, ohgod, ohgod…. I used the zoom feature. What the hell is wrong with me???

  32. Serena Williams Cleavage Cell Phone In Bra
    Ike Turner
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    Happy 73rd birthday, Tina!

  33. Anne Vyalitsyna Bikini
    mismy
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    Whatever, I liked her… perhaps not the best bathing suit to showcase her assets, but kinda refreshing not to look at another silicone mess.

  34. Emma Jacobs Cleavage Bra Hitchcock Premiere
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    I like what’s going on under that knot.

  35. Larry King
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    [img]http://www.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/26/Gremlin-340_191.jpg[/img]
    Don’t feed this fuck after midnight…

  36. Serena Williams Cleavage Cell Phone In Bra
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    Mock her all you want, folks, but she’s still a lot more fun to ride than the one Mitt Romney’s on.

  37. Mitt Romney Disneyland Thunder Mountain Railroad
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    His son definitely has something wrong with him. This pic seals the deal.

  38. Serena Williams Cleavage Cell Phone In Bra
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    Nothing says class like mustache stubble and a cell phone stuffed in your bra

  39. Chloe Simms Bad Veneers
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    Never trust anything that has more teeth than the entire Osmond family!

  40. Leonardo DiCaprio Joanna Lumley The Wolf Of Wall Street Set
    Mike701
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    David Blaine said this would get me laid.

  41. Larry King
    Mike701
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    dey couldn’ gets us a limo my preciouss? Trixie hobbitses!

  42. Tom Cruise All You Need Is Kill Set
    MisterSuccint
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    “I want the truth!”

  43. David Caruso Receeding Hair Line
    Deacon Jones
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    “This ugly mug……got a little less…hairier….”
    YEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHH!

  44. Taylor Swift
    Officelinebacker
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    wait, so he broke up with you and then you wrote a song? How avant-garde.

  45. Shawn Johnson Butt Yoga Pants DWTS
    BigOkie
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    I would almost say “cankles” but this chick is super fit and actually has calf muscles.

  46. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Leather Pants
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    Her ass in those pants are the equivalent of dry ice in a plastic bottle of water.

    It’s not a matter of will it explode, but when…and the waiting is the hardest part.

  47. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Leather Pants
    your mom
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    Things must be getting tough at Kamp Kardashian if the ban on butt shots has been lifted.

  48. Kelly Brook Butt Tight Jeans
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    WTF? England has THIS and they keep gassing on about Pippa’s flat ass??

  49. Madonna Lingerie Cameltoe
    bethy
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    She’s bracing herself during the battery change.

  50. Candace Cameron Crazy Eyes Hollywood Christmas Parade
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    Tammy Faye.

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