Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed which thanks to a long break is primarily a bikini round-up. “But Photo Boy,” you protest, “Aren’t there any effeminately dressed men, or, or gratuitous butt shots for me to viciously judge as per Internet protocol?” Relax. There’s plenty of hate-boner fuel in this gallery as well. For example, we’ve got David Hasselhoff contemplating a shaky truce with Hamburglar, Mary-Louise Parker who isn’t even fazed anymore by this type of fan reaction to the last 3 seasons of Weeds, Snooki‘s dentist still doing alright even in this economy, and finally, this Mitt Romney family photo that isn’t that funny until you realize the ride has been over for 5 minutes.
Yep, I’m glad we’re back too,
- Photo Boy
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Somewhere, Lemmy Kilmister is shaving right now.
He’s been Brand-ified!
Showcasing her new “Just for Moms” line at Wal-mart
Ab Sad
Once again, no blacks or Latinos are along for the ride.
Well, now that she’s not hot to anyone with functioning eyes, suppose she’ll go away?
if your going to purchase fake teeth, why would you go for the beaver collection?
I don’t think anyone here is going to deny how amazing it feels to piss on the back tire of any vehicle in a dirt parking lot after leaving the bar drunk as fuck at 2 a.m.
Or the door handle. Good times!
Cheej’s Chachchy !
Crazy scunt!
“Hi I’m Darth, nice to meet you, but aren’t you a little short for a stormtrooper?”
I’m sure it’s just a coincidence that she married an elderly billionaire.
Salma’s husband is only 4 years older than she is. The French don’t age well.
uh, did he lose a bet?
“ok now this layer of tape should prevent you from scratching”
He’s gonna need a crowbar to prise that one out of her cheese toastie…
PLEASE don’t post the shot from behind.
Definitely just saw Jon Hamm walk by
And he’s still fucking reading his cues from the card on the floor!
I’ll never forget that dark day when terrorists attacked that corset–killing several dancers nearby in the resulting pressure release, deflating arm veins, exposing sagging tits and wrinkles everywhere, children crying for their mothers….NEVER FORGET!
Whatever results from that camera should be locked away in the Ark of the Covenant…mankind is not ready to see it.
Just look close, Mr Peanut is being sly about it.
I didn’t know that looking disgusting in a bikini was an actual profession. She seems to be doing quite well. Her pictures sell like hotcakes in Pennsylvania.
Jealous much?
I’d dislocate her vagina.
Wonder if she can take those out for fellatio? Because… yikes!
Goose-stepping little bastard!
Nice stripper fake eyelashes.
My ex-girlfriends’ would sometimes fall off onto my thigh while she was blowing me after working all night. She showered after work, but kept the eyelashes on….
(strokes chin, ponders)
Dude does a pretty good Dane Cook.
“Yes I’m an amateur magician. Why are you laughing? Magic is cool.”
Colin becoming a dandy?
Fucking hell, I bet the guys at NASA are dying to know what those are made out of
Not leaving a whole lot to the imagination.
Mel “Be” picking her swinsuit out of her buttcrack it appears.
“you have the most beautiful, insane looking eyes”
said no one ever.
ohgod, ohgod, ohgod…. I used the zoom feature. What the hell is wrong with me???
Tsk. That’s one of those self-loathing thingies. Got to put your loathing elsewhere, sweety.
Happy 73rd birthday, Tina!
Whatever, I liked her… perhaps not the best bathing suit to showcase her assets, but kinda refreshing not to look at another silicone mess.
I like what’s going on under that knot.
Balloon knot?
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Don’t feed this fuck after midnight…
Mock her all you want, folks, but she’s still a lot more fun to ride than the one Mitt Romney’s on.
Maybe, but I don’t expect Big Thunder Mountain would ever accidentally rip off my dick.
Apparently you haven’t been to many amusement parks.
His son definitely has something wrong with him. This pic seals the deal.
Nothing says class like mustache stubble and a cell phone stuffed in your bra
Never trust anything that has more teeth than the entire Osmond family!
David Blaine said this would get me laid.
dey couldn’ gets us a limo my preciouss? Trixie hobbitses!
“I want the truth!”
“This ugly mug……got a little less…hairier….”
YEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHH!
wait, so he broke up with you and then you wrote a song? How avant-garde.
I would almost say “cankles” but this chick is super fit and actually has calf muscles.
Her ass in those pants are the equivalent of dry ice in a plastic bottle of water.
It’s not a matter of will it explode, but when…and the waiting is the hardest part.
Things must be getting tough at Kamp Kardashian if the ban on butt shots has been lifted.
WTF? England has THIS and they keep gassing on about Pippa’s flat ass??
She’s bracing herself during the battery change.
Tammy Faye.