Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed which thanks to a long break is primarily a bikini round-up. “But Photo Boy,” you protest, “Aren’t there any effeminately dressed men, or, or gratuitous butt shots for me to viciously judge as per Internet protocol?” Relax. There’s plenty of hate-boner fuel in this gallery as well. For example, we’ve got David Hasselhoff contemplating a shaky truce with Hamburglar, Mary-Louise Parker who isn’t even fazed anymore by this type of fan reaction to the last 3 seasons of Weeds, Snooki‘s dentist still doing alright even in this economy, and finally, this Mitt Romney family photo that isn’t that funny until you realize the ride has been over for 5 minutes.
Yep, I’m glad we’re back too,
- Photo Boy
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It is the first time he has been with a horse and gotten to be the rider.
Forgot to turn on his heartlight
… and THAT’S how he styles his hair…
Since there’s absolutely no movement I think it was shellacked into place before he even got on the ride.
Needs a bigger scarf.
And much bigger pouches on the sides of his booties….WTF are those?
He always seems like he just pooped, is pooping, or is ready to poop… but why can’t it be all three?
Wow, I never thought I would ever get to see “crazy” personified.
Uhmmm Jude, this is the kind of thing that made Hugh Grant have to do shitty movies…
Overly Attached MILF
“Nonono please… they are yours… for free… no charge… just please don’t sing about me.”
Or TO me….
You just know her next tattoo is a bull’s-eye around her eyes.
That scarf could either provide warmth and shelter to a destitute family of five or make one man look like a real asshole.
Fonsie jacket? Check.
Catheter in? Check.
Bitches hatin’ on me? Check.
She will never be a star if she doesn’t do a better job hiding her bra.
She should hide it in a drawer if she wants to wear that dress.
“S’alright mate, I’ll just ice the tip.”
So let me get this straight, he bangs VS models and can levitate???
If you say so…
I thought it was Pat Sajak and a scarecrow.
hahahahaha
Sunday, Monday, Happy Days.
Tuesday, Wednesday, Happy Days.
Thursday, Friday, Happy Days.
Saturday, What a day,
Groovin’ all week with you.
The only view Kayne cares about.
yes,that and his face in the mirror. looks the exact same. bloated and nothing but shit coming out of that smelly brown hole.
A tad malicious but quite succinct.
I totally fucking lol’d. Bravo!
Normally I would make fun of her. But I’ve got to give props to anyone who can get not only one, but TWO, Frenchmen to actually fight.
It’s not hard getting them to fight, it’s hard to get them not to surrender at the same time…
I spit in your general direction
“I fart in your general direction”
Funny how Americans forget that the French bailed them out in the Revolutionary War
No, we’re still ashamed of it.
The French people surrender one war and all of a sudden they’re permanently associated with surrendering? Bullshit. France was a major world power long before America.
Americans got their asses handed to them in Vietnam and have pretty much fucked up every war they’ve had since then, do we permanently associate all Americans with being bungling fuckups? No. That stupid french joke is approaching 100 years old. Time to put it to rest.
Lighten up, François.
Yeah, especially when there’s Italy to make fun of.
If I recall, the French got their asses handed to them in Vietnam BEFORE the Americans did.
We just try to force democracy down everyone’s throat. LOL
Glovewatch?
So he’s playing Pennywise in the “IT” remake?
Proof God masturbates.
Heading into her flat?
Ba doom tiss
“I’m an excellent driver.”
Not pictured: hooker
Kegels are working well… that used to be a dress.
Winner.
Pierce romps to victory here.
There is no reason someone should look exactly the same riding a ride at an amusement park as they do campaigning for present.
Doesn’t this man own a t-shirt?
T-shirts are tools of the devil.
It’s after 5, Lemon. What am I, a farmer?
Excellent quote, batman.
Farrell likes it bareback.
Isn’t that the guy that farted an alien out of his ass?
It’s not often that you see a dress made out of feathers from a bird that only exists in the Harry Potter universe.
nice, she appears to be looking less emaciated
Sapphire’s still got it.
(a joke that maybe *one* Brit will get#)
“Uncle”, I give up!
(an obscure retort for other Brit-o-philes)
I steele remember that show from when I was a kid.
“I’ve calculated every possible outcome and have come to one conclusion. You WILL blow me underwater.”
You made me laugh hard, fella.
I am scowling at you right now Photo Boy.
Some lucky lady is about to meet her Prince Harming.
Jesus loves everyone – even the ones that look stupid.
“Why yes, I did get to name the movie….wait…whe…where are you going?”
Wow, 5 posts and no Star Wars reference yet?
See #1 and #3.
I guess I jumped the gun on that one
How many animals had to die to make those pants?
three elephants, i believe.
3 elephants died for the stitching material alone? I can believe it.
Listen more carefully next time, Colin, they said you would get to ride a “horse,” not “whores”.
“You know what they say about actors… no pain… no Ro…gaine.”
YEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!
You win, sir!
Once again having to step over a prostrated, begging Katie Holmes.
“You talkin’ to me?”
Does that kid have a tattoo on her leg?
Borgnine is alive???????
They’re making a movie of my mom’s sexual fantasies now?
This was fucking great.
He’s what!? Fucker!
Although in this pic, it looks like she’s banging him, with a 9″ rubber strapon.
was….they dated for a while a few years ago. Lucky hobbit.
The rich get everything first including jetpacks.
That’s the way to do ass !
(As opposed to the K-moo-ians)
R.I.P.D. one in his pants it seems…