The Crap We Missed – Monday 11.26.12

November 26th, 2012 // 644 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed which thanks to a long break is primarily a bikini round-up. “But Photo Boy,” you protest, “Aren’t there any effeminately dressed men, or, or gratuitous butt shots for me to viciously judge as per Internet protocol?” Relax. There’s plenty of hate-boner fuel in this gallery as well. For example, we’ve got David Hasselhoff contemplating a shaky truce with Hamburglar, Mary-Louise Parker who isn’t even fazed anymore by this type of fan reaction to the last 3 seasons of Weeds, Snooki‘s dentist still doing alright even in this economy, and finally, this Mitt Romney family photo that isn’t that funny until you realize the ride has been over for 5 minutes.

Yep, I’m glad we’re back too,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Colin Farrell Long Hair Riding White Horse Winters Tale Set
    George P Burdell
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    It is the first time he has been with a horse and gotten to be the rider.

  2. Neil Diamond
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    Forgot to turn on his heartlight

  3. Mitt Romney Disneyland Thunder Mountain Railroad
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    … and THAT’S how he styles his hair…

  4. Lenny Kravitz Knitted Scarf Jeans Tucked Into Boots
    Frank Burns
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    Needs a bigger scarf.

  5. Larry King
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    He always seems like he just pooped, is pooping, or is ready to poop… but why can’t it be all three?

  6. Candace Cameron Crazy Eyes Hollywood Christmas Parade
    YAAR
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    Wow, I never thought I would ever get to see “crazy” personified.

  7. Jude Law Sideburns Mousache Dom Hemingway Set
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    Uhmmm Jude, this is the kind of thing that made Hugh Grant have to do shitty movies…

  8. Candace Cameron Crazy Eyes Hollywood Christmas Parade
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    Overly Attached MILF

  9. Taylor Swift
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    “Nonono please… they are yours… for free… no charge… just please don’t sing about me.”

  10. Rihanna Topless GQ
    Moo Cow Hunter
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    You just know her next tattoo is a bull’s-eye around her eyes.

  11. Lenny Kravitz Knitted Scarf Jeans Tucked Into Boots
    catapostrophe
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    That scarf could either provide warmth and shelter to a destitute family of five or make one man look like a real asshole.

  12. Larry King
    EricLr
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    Fonsie jacket? Check.

    Catheter in? Check.

    Bitches hatin’ on me? Check.

  13. Emma Jacobs Cleavage Bra Hitchcock Premiere
    George P Burdell
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    She will never be a star if she doesn’t do a better job hiding her bra.

  14. David Beckham Femal Trainer Icing Groin
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    “S’alright mate, I’ll just ice the tip.”

  15. Leonardo DiCaprio Joanna Lumley The Wolf Of Wall Street Set
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    So let me get this straight, he bangs VS models and can levitate???

  16. Diane Kruger Bikini Joshua Jackson
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    If you say so…

  17. Larry King
    Frank Burns
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    Sunday, Monday, Happy Days.
    Tuesday, Wednesday, Happy Days.
    Thursday, Friday, Happy Days.
    Saturday, What a day,
    Groovin’ all week with you.

  18. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Leather Pants
    George P Burdell
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    The only view Kayne cares about.

  19. Halle Berry Nipples
    EricLr
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    Normally I would make fun of her. But I’ve got to give props to anyone who can get not only one, but TWO, Frenchmen to actually fight.

  20. David Hasselhoff
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    Glovewatch?

  21. David Caruso Receeding Hair Line
    YAAR
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    So he’s playing Pennywise in the “IT” remake?

  22. Kelly Brook Butt Tight Jeans
    George P Burdell
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    Proof God masturbates.

  23. Pippa Middleton Butt Tight Skirt
    EricLr
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    Heading into her flat?

  24. Neil Diamond
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    “I’m an excellent driver.”

  25. Jude Law Sideburns Mousache Dom Hemingway Set
    YAAR
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    Not pictured: hooker

  26. Madonna Lingerie Cameltoe
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    Kegels are working well… that used to be a dress.

  27. Mitt Romney Disneyland Thunder Mountain Railroad
    Yobub
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    There is no reason someone should look exactly the same riding a ride at an amusement park as they do campaigning for present.

    Doesn’t this man own a t-shirt?

  28. Colin Farrell Long Hair Riding White Horse Winters Tale Set
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    Farrell likes it bareback.

  29. Damian Lewis Thin Moustache London Evening Standard Theatre Awards
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    Isn’t that the guy that farted an alien out of his ass?

  30. Sylvie Van Der Vaart Cleavage Bambi Awards
    EricLr
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    It’s not often that you see a dress made out of feathers from a bird that only exists in the Harry Potter universe.

  31. Diane Kruger Bikini Joshua Jackson
    mismy
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    nice, she appears to be looking less emaciated

  32. Leonardo DiCaprio Joanna Lumley The Wolf Of Wall Street Set
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    Sapphire’s still got it.

    (a joke that maybe *one* Brit will get#)

  33. Diane Kruger Bikini Joshua Jackson
    Deacon Jones
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    “I’ve calculated every possible outcome and have come to one conclusion. You WILL blow me underwater.”

  34. Madonna Lingerie Cameltoe
    mismy
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    I am scowling at you right now Photo Boy.

  35. Colin Farrell Long Hair Riding White Horse Winters Tale Set
    EricLr
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    Some lucky lady is about to meet her Prince Harming.

  36. Candace Cameron Crazy Eyes Hollywood Christmas Parade
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    Jesus loves everyone – even the ones that look stupid.

  37. Tom Cruise All You Need Is Kill Set
    YAAR
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    “Why yes, I did get to name the movie….wait…whe…where are you going?”

  38. David Hasselhoff
    Deacon Jones
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    Wow, 5 posts and no Star Wars reference yet?

  39. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Leather Pants
    YAAR
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    How many animals had to die to make those pants?

  40. Colin Farrell Long Hair Riding White Horse Winters Tale Set
    Smapdi
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    Listen more carefully next time, Colin, they said you would get to ride a “horse,” not “whores”.

  41. David Caruso Receeding Hair Line
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    “You know what they say about actors… no pain… no Ro…gaine.”
    YEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!

  42. Diane Kruger Bikini Joshua Jackson
    EricLr
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    Once again having to step over a prostrated, begging Katie Holmes.

  43. Larry King
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    “You talkin’ to me?”

  44. Bethenny Frankel Bikini Holding Daughter Bryn
    EricLr
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    Does that kid have a tattoo on her leg?

  45. Neil Diamond
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    Borgnine is alive???????

  46. Colin Farrell Long Hair Riding White Horse Winters Tale Set
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    They’re making a movie of my mom’s sexual fantasies now?

  47. Dominic Monaghan
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    He’s what!? Fucker!

    Although in this pic, it looks like she’s banging him, with a 9″ rubber strapon.

  48. Leonardo DiCaprio Joanna Lumley The Wolf Of Wall Street Set
    sexyman48
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    The rich get everything first including jetpacks.

  49. Kelly Brook Butt Tight Jeans
    sprub
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    That’s the way to do ass !
    (As opposed to the K-moo-ians)

  50. Jeff Bridges Mary-Louise Parker R.I.P.D. Set
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    R.I.P.D. one in his pants it seems…

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