Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed which thanks to a long break is primarily a bikini round-up. “But Photo Boy,” you protest, “Aren’t there any effeminately dressed men, or, or gratuitous butt shots for me to viciously judge as per Internet protocol?” Relax. There’s plenty of hate-boner fuel in this gallery as well. For example, we’ve got David Hasselhoff contemplating a shaky truce with Hamburglar, Mary-Louise Parker who isn’t even fazed anymore by this type of fan reaction to the last 3 seasons of Weeds, Snooki‘s dentist still doing alright even in this economy, and finally, this Mitt Romney family photo that isn’t that funny until you realize the ride has been over for 5 minutes.
Yep, I’m glad we’re back too,
- Photo Boy
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More likely to cause lockjaw than a rusty nail.
“Alright, now when I turn my head, you try to grab your tip from my hand.”
That’s some freaky lookin’ shit.
Best Dopey audition EVAR.
American Woman or American Hobo? Either way, The Guess Who must be pissed he made millions off their song and decides to dress like this.
This reminds me of when Kermit the Frog had in the bunny teeth on Sesame Street and said, “Carrotsh.”
There he is. The devil himself.
Note that he spent none of his own $200 Million on his failed presidential campaign. He spent $750 Million of someone else’s money. Fortunately, the American public were smart enough to fire him.
Strictly from a physical viewpoint, I see her as fairly sexy and attractive. But then, I’ve never met her, or listened to any of her music, or gotten a blowjob from her…so I could, actually be wrong.
That chick behind him in the plaid jumper is all that’s left of his Secret Service detail.
“Wow, that’s pretty cool. Stick it in my ass, will you?”
You can go ahead and go if you want to, but I’m staying for the rest of the show. I hear a bit later we get to watch Madonna get a pelvic exam.
I know she’s a nut-bar bible-thumper and all, but she’s really cute and I’d really like to fuck her!
“I guess my work here is done. I must leave because it’s time for me to go…
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…home!”
♫ ♪ YEEEEEEEEAAH…♫ ♪
I believe I could put up with her bullshit for a night or two.
“If you don’t have any change, I’ll take a credit card…”
I’m sure this is what the Kardashian whores are aiming for
whoop whoop whooop
Jeez, Lenny Kravitz has let himself go!
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“Welcome to the Death Star Lord Hasselhoff”.
Charles Montgomery “Monty” Burns in Fonzies jacket.
“OK, so just to confirm; you want a sweet, sweet looking, round firm butt. To go?”
“Yes, and can you please hurry? I don’t want anyone to know I was here.”
“No need to worry ma’am. Here at ‘Ass Hut’ we guarantee your butt done in about an hour.”
“Oh, CHRIST!! Stop filming! STOP FILMING!! I just stepped on my balls.”
“September, I’m drowning! The only way to save me is to inflate my life jacket.. If only you can find the nozzle….. glub, glub.”
“This drives Kelly Ripa crazy!”
“Far! I’ve been wandering far!
‘Cause I don’t remember where my house is.”
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She’s the most downloaded girl in the Shire.
Nice bum biotch.
Their on high beam.