The Crap We Missed – Monday 11.26.12

November 26th, 2012 // 644 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed which thanks to a long break is primarily a bikini round-up. “But Photo Boy,” you protest, “Aren’t there any effeminately dressed men, or, or gratuitous butt shots for me to viciously judge as per Internet protocol?” Relax. There’s plenty of hate-boner fuel in this gallery as well. For example, we’ve got David Hasselhoff contemplating a shaky truce with Hamburglar, Mary-Louise Parker who isn’t even fazed anymore by this type of fan reaction to the last 3 seasons of Weeds, Snooki‘s dentist still doing alright even in this economy, and finally, this Mitt Romney family photo that isn’t that funny until you realize the ride has been over for 5 minutes.

Yep, I’m glad we’re back too,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Salma Hayek Cleavage Bambi Awards
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    More likely to cause lockjaw than a rusty nail.

  2. Taylor Swift
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    “Alright, now when I turn my head, you try to grab your tip from my hand.”

  3. Leonardo DiCaprio Joanna Lumley The Wolf Of Wall Street Set
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    That’s some freaky lookin’ shit.

  4. Dominic Monaghan
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    Best Dopey audition EVAR.

  5. Lenny Kravitz Knitted Scarf Jeans Tucked Into Boots
    Princess Consuela Banana Hammock
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    American Woman or American Hobo? Either way, The Guess Who must be pissed he made millions off their song and decides to dress like this.

  6. Chloe Simms Bad Veneers
    Princess Consuela Banana Hammock
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    This reminds me of when Kermit the Frog had in the bunny teeth on Sesame Street and said, “Carrotsh.”

  7. Mitt Romney Disneyland Thunder Mountain Railroad
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    There he is. The devil himself.

    Note that he spent none of his own $200 Million on his failed presidential campaign. He spent $750 Million of someone else’s money. Fortunately, the American public were smart enough to fire him.

  8. Rihanna Topless GQ
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    Strictly from a physical viewpoint, I see her as fairly sexy and attractive. But then, I’ve never met her, or listened to any of her music, or gotten a blowjob from her…so I could, actually be wrong.

  9. Mitt Romney Disneyland Thunder Mountain Railroad
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    That chick behind him in the plaid jumper is all that’s left of his Secret Service detail.

  10. David Hasselhoff
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    “Wow, that’s pretty cool. Stick it in my ass, will you?”

  11. Madonna Lingerie Cameltoe
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    You can go ahead and go if you want to, but I’m staying for the rest of the show. I hear a bit later we get to watch Madonna get a pelvic exam.

  12. Candace Cameron Crazy Eyes Hollywood Christmas Parade
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    I know she’s a nut-bar bible-thumper and all, but she’s really cute and I’d really like to fuck her!

  13. David Caruso Receeding Hair Line
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    “I guess my work here is done. I must leave because it’s time for me to go…



    …home!”
    ♫ ♪ YEEEEEEEEAAH…♫ ♪

  14. Emma Jacobs Cleavage Bra Hitchcock Premiere
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    I believe I could put up with her bullshit for a night or two.

  15. Neil Diamond
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    “If you don’t have any change, I’ll take a credit card…”

  16. Salma Hayek Cleavage Bambi Awards
    Spartacus
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    I’m sure this is what the Kardashian whores are aiming for

  17. Candace Cameron Crazy Eyes Hollywood Christmas Parade
    Spartacus
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    whoop whoop whooop

  18. Serena Williams Cleavage Cell Phone In Bra
    Spartacus
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    Jeez, Lenny Kravitz has let himself go!

  19. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Leather Pants
    Spartacus
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    MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

  20. David Hasselhoff
    Brett Ratner's sweaty ass hair
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    “Welcome to the Death Star Lord Hasselhoff”.

  21. Larry King
    Brett Ratner's sweaty ass hair
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    Charles Montgomery “Monty” Burns in Fonzies jacket.

  22. Taylor Swift
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    “OK, so just to confirm; you want a sweet, sweet looking, round firm butt. To go?”
    “Yes, and can you please hurry? I don’t want anyone to know I was here.”
    “No need to worry ma’am. Here at ‘Ass Hut’ we guarantee your butt done in about an hour.”

  23. Jeff Bridges Mary-Louise Parker R.I.P.D. Set
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    “Oh, CHRIST!! Stop filming! STOP FILMING!! I just stepped on my balls.”

  24. Diane Kruger Bikini Joshua Jackson
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    “September, I’m drowning! The only way to save me is to inflate my life jacket.. If only you can find the nozzle….. glub, glub.”

  25. Damian Lewis Thin Moustache London Evening Standard Theatre Awards
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    “This drives Kelly Ripa crazy!”

  26. Neil Diamond
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    “Far! I’ve been wandering far!

    ‘Cause I don’t remember where my house is.”

  27. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Leather Pants
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    Second Floor – Housewares, Linens, Women’s Steel-Belted Foundation Garments

  28. Shawn Johnson Butt Yoga Pants DWTS
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    She’s the most downloaded girl in the Shire.

  29. Pippa Middleton Butt Tight Skirt
    Hugh G Rekshin
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    Nice bum biotch.

  30. Ellen Pompeo Nipples
    Hugh G Rekshin
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    Their on high beam.

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