Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed which thanks to a long break is primarily a bikini round-up. “But Photo Boy,” you protest, “Aren’t there any effeminately dressed men, or, or gratuitous butt shots for me to viciously judge as per Internet protocol?” Relax. There’s plenty of hate-boner fuel in this gallery as well. For example, we’ve got David Hasselhoff contemplating a shaky truce with Hamburglar, Mary-Louise Parker who isn’t even fazed anymore by this type of fan reaction to the last 3 seasons of Weeds, Snooki‘s dentist still doing alright even in this economy, and finally, this Mitt Romney family photo that isn’t that funny until you realize the ride has been over for 5 minutes.
Yep, I’m glad we’re back too,
- Photo Boy
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Black Mr. Peanut would diddle her keyboard.
No scarf? Oh, riight – it’s WINTER.
“Stay thirsty my friend!”
He only comes up halfway on Peter Dinklage now.
Needs more grey on that anatomy.
Zoom says there’s still some youth left in there.
Oh shit, now some paparazzo is about to have a really whiny song written about him.
The cheese sits alone.
“These shitty Lifetime movies were never part of the deal!!”
“I am altering the deal. Pray I don’t alter it any further.”
Why is it so painful to look into the eyes of a religious fanatic?
Because you’re staring into the abyss.
She does it missionary with the lights off, only to procreate.
She looks fucking scary.
Nice maracas!
Looks like Brown already jizzed on her . Man , how do you get Chris Brown jizz off?
I know we’re all shocked that Rihanna’s reaction to seeing a camera is to take her clothes off.
Ok Rihanna, you’re going to be on the cover of a national magazine, what image do you want to portray to the world? “Check out my tittays yo!!”
Who wants to follow where Brown has left his genetic blueprint ? Really? you know his douchyness would “rub” off on you , don’t you ?
It sure isn’t “where no man has gone before ” More like where the entire population of Barbados has gone before + Chris Brown and his strangeness+ couple thousand of guys while she was on tour .
Do yourself a favor- where two condoms, and wash yourself off in kerosene afterwards , then take a dive into a pool of bleach.
Best to bathe in kerosene , then dive into a pool of bleach. You should then lounge in hydrogen peroxide for a period of two hours
She’s nearly ready for Chris to shit in her retina
Sticky like spider jizz
Not to mention the entire NBA and Amalgamated Musicians Union
I hope 47% of this ride doesn’t work
Haaaaahahahaahaa
“Home of the Hoffburger, with extra cheesy bad acting !”
Dem thighs!
no one wants to see the old dry gulch anymore . Pack it up and go home
TRIED TO THUMBS UP BUT COULDN’T SO AM TAKING THE TIME TO SAY…DAMN STRAIGHT!
Calm down, Beavis.
That cooter has a nickname :” death valley”
Your grandmother knitted you a BLANKET, not a scarf you idiot.
If I have to tell you again that I’m not doing the sunglasses thing, one of us is leaving here with a limp–and it ain’t gonna be me, pal.
Latin name : Gluteus Preposterous Maximus
Biggus Dickus Commodus Urinati
“that a great big AAAASSSSS”
Looks full! Time for a costume change ?
If I had a big ass , I certainly wouldn’t make it shiny and black
I think I know who shot Commacho.
” the sea was angry that day , like and old man sending back soup that was too cold , my friends “
“The sea was angry that day, my friends…like an old man trying to send back soup at a deli.”
Those two are talking about you.
So Lilly Allen is selling sunnies now?
If Allen was selling glasses she would have punched her in the face
I was thinking Alyssa Milano.
Is that Vader’s arm?
Stick it out all you want…there’s nothing there!
Madonna’s tour is the only one in history where the wardrobe crew travels with a crowbar and a hazardous materials bin.
you come with the great ones Frank. almost fell off my chair.
Nice glove. Can you hide a flask in the thumb?
I think I can see her hysterectomy.
Poor makeup. They just have to coat her whole goddamned face in a latex mold now.
“We can wrap that thing down, but have you just tried soap and water?”
To each his own, I guess
The B is for BOOBS!
Soon to be known as Mel DDD.
SeaOrg has funny uniforms.
It’s amazing what they can do with photoshop…. Not a single bruise… or shred of dignity…
Just like Bambi’s dad, she has a nice rack.
I’d thump ‘er.
“Who doesn’t love a man in uniform?”
Aww, Billy No Mates couldn’t even get the front seat.
I’m off to fight the Jerries, lads–but first a stop for a drink at this totally non-gay bar!
The Steven Tyler Collection Fall 2012
Geez, Fish. Didja run out of Russell Brand pics?
What a coincidence… punching bags are made of leather too.
Fart trapper
More like Fartt Rapper, amirite?
“Sorry Mr. Beckham, but you’re no Hamm”
Light in the loafers?
It just wrote itself …
Note the laces……
Your move, Old Spice man.
If you are a beautiful actor and marry an ugly billionaire are you still considered a whore?
Yes
See, Tom Cruise? You don’t have to be a Scientologist to use telekinesis to increase your height.
I can’t tell if she’s super hot or just dressed up like your mom. Either way, boner.
I made the same face when I found out he was banging Evangeline Lilly.
Sure, he wears one and he’s called refined… I grow one and I get put on a watch list…
I’m with you dude. Sometimes I just wear my whole bed comforter set, sheets and all.
It wouldn’t let me like the comment, so I gotta add the +1 here. I’m crying; that’s funny.
Nice choppers
Nice headlights , too
I’m guessing her real teeth and real tits are not so good.
you made me chortle!
What is it with Brits and their fucked up teeth?