The Crap We Missed – Monday 11.26.12

November 26th, 2012 // 644 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed which thanks to a long break is primarily a bikini round-up. “But Photo Boy,” you protest, “Aren’t there any effeminately dressed men, or, or gratuitous butt shots for me to viciously judge as per Internet protocol?” Relax. There’s plenty of hate-boner fuel in this gallery as well. For example, we’ve got David Hasselhoff contemplating a shaky truce with Hamburglar, Mary-Louise Parker who isn’t even fazed anymore by this type of fan reaction to the last 3 seasons of Weeds, Snooki‘s dentist still doing alright even in this economy, and finally, this Mitt Romney family photo that isn’t that funny until you realize the ride has been over for 5 minutes.

Yep, I’m glad we’re back too,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Madonna Lingerie Cameltoe
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    Black Mr. Peanut would diddle her keyboard.

  2. Colin Farrell Long Hair Riding White Horse Winters Tale Set
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    No scarf? Oh, riight – it’s WINTER.

  3. Lenny Kravitz Knitted Scarf Jeans Tucked Into Boots
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    He only comes up halfway on Peter Dinklage now.

  4. Ellen Pompeo Nipples
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    Needs more grey on that anatomy.

  5. Taylor Swift
    EricLr
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    Oh shit, now some paparazzo is about to have a really whiny song written about him.

  6. Mitt Romney Disneyland Thunder Mountain Railroad
    Tiger
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    The cheese sits alone.

  7. David Hasselhoff
    EricLr
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    “These shitty Lifetime movies were never part of the deal!!”

    “I am altering the deal. Pray I don’t alter it any further.”

  8. Candace Cameron Crazy Eyes Hollywood Christmas Parade
    Tiger
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    Why is it so painful to look into the eyes of a religious fanatic?

  9. Salma Hayek Cleavage Bambi Awards
    tom
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    Nice maracas!

  10. Rihanna Topless GQ
    Rchard Harrow
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    Looks like Brown already jizzed on her . Man , how do you get Chris Brown jizz off?

    • I know we’re all shocked that Rihanna’s reaction to seeing a camera is to take her clothes off.

      Ok Rihanna, you’re going to be on the cover of a national magazine, what image do you want to portray to the world? “Check out my tittays yo!!”

    • Mike Hunt

      Who wants to follow where Brown has left his genetic blueprint ? Really? you know his douchyness would “rub” off on you , don’t you ?

      • Carl Spackler

        It sure isn’t “where no man has gone before ” More like where the entire population of Barbados has gone before + Chris Brown and his strangeness+ couple thousand of guys while she was on tour .
        Do yourself a favor- where two condoms, and wash yourself off in kerosene afterwards , then take a dive into a pool of bleach.

      • DeWayne Johnson

        Best to bathe in kerosene , then dive into a pool of bleach. You should then lounge in hydrogen peroxide for a period of two hours

    • Willie Ketchum

      She’s nearly ready for Chris to shit in her retina

    • DeWayne Johnson

      Sticky like spider jizz

    • Otis Sprewell

      Not to mention the entire NBA and Amalgamated Musicians Union

  11. Mitt Romney Disneyland Thunder Mountain Railroad
    booya
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    I hope 47% of this ride doesn’t work

  12. David Hasselhoff
    Rchard Harrow
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    “Home of the Hoffburger, with extra cheesy bad acting !”

  13. Shawn Johnson Butt Yoga Pants DWTS
    Tiger
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    Dem thighs!

  14. Madonna Lingerie Cameltoe
    Rchard Harrow
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    no one wants to see the old dry gulch anymore . Pack it up and go home

  15. Lenny Kravitz Knitted Scarf Jeans Tucked Into Boots
    Natty Ice
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    Your grandmother knitted you a BLANKET, not a scarf you idiot.

  16. David Caruso Receeding Hair Line
    EricLr
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    If I have to tell you again that I’m not doing the sunglasses thing, one of us is leaving here with a limp–and it ain’t gonna be me, pal.

  17. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Leather Pants
    Rchard Harrow
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    Latin name : Gluteus Preposterous Maximus

  18. Neil Diamond
    EricLr
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    I think I know who shot Commacho.

  19. Larry King
    Rchard Harrow
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    ” the sea was angry that day , like and old man sending back soup that was too cold , my friends “

    • DeucePickle

      “The sea was angry that day, my friends…like an old man trying to send back soup at a deli.”

  20. Sylvie Van Der Vaart Cleavage Bambi Awards
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    Those two are talking about you.

  21. Taylor Swift
    joe
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    So Lilly Allen is selling sunnies now?

  22. David Hasselhoff
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    Is that Vader’s arm?

  23. Pippa Middleton Butt Tight Skirt
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    Stick it out all you want…there’s nothing there!

  24. Madonna Lingerie Cameltoe
    Frank Burns
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    Madonna’s tour is the only one in history where the wardrobe crew travels with a crowbar and a hazardous materials bin.

  25. David Hasselhoff
    joe
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    Nice glove. Can you hide a flask in the thumb?

  26. Madonna Lingerie Cameltoe
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    I think I can see her hysterectomy.

  27. Jeff Bridges Mary-Louise Parker R.I.P.D. Set
    EricLr
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    Poor makeup. They just have to coat her whole goddamned face in a latex mold now.

  28. David Beckham Femal Trainer Icing Groin
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    “We can wrap that thing down, but have you just tried soap and water?”

  29. Lacey Schwimmer Cleavage DWTS Rehearsal
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    To each his own, I guess

  30. Mel B Bikini
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    The B is for BOOBS!

  31. Tom Cruise All You Need Is Kill Set
    joe
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    SeaOrg has funny uniforms.

  32. Rihanna Topless GQ
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    It’s amazing what they can do with photoshop…. Not a single bruise… or shred of dignity…

  33. Salma Hayek Cleavage Bambi Awards
    George P Burdell
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    Just like Bambi’s dad, she has a nice rack.

  34. Tom Cruise All You Need Is Kill Set
    catapostrophe
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    “Who doesn’t love a man in uniform?”

  35. Mitt Romney Disneyland Thunder Mountain Railroad
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    Aww, Billy No Mates couldn’t even get the front seat.

  36. Tom Cruise All You Need Is Kill Set
    EricLr
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    I’m off to fight the Jerries, lads–but first a stop for a drink at this totally non-gay bar!

  37. Lenny Kravitz Knitted Scarf Jeans Tucked Into Boots
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    The Steven Tyler Collection Fall 2012

  38. Lenny Kravitz Knitted Scarf Jeans Tucked Into Boots
    joe
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    Geez, Fish. Didja run out of Russell Brand pics?

  39. Rihanna Topless GQ
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    What a coincidence… punching bags are made of leather too.

  40. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Leather Pants
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    Fart trapper

  41. David Beckham Femal Trainer Icing Groin
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    “Sorry Mr. Beckham, but you’re no Hamm”

  42. Leonardo DiCaprio Joanna Lumley The Wolf Of Wall Street Set
    Rchard Harrow
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    Light in the loafers?
    It just wrote itself …

  43. Colin Farrell Long Hair Riding White Horse Winters Tale Set
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    Your move, Old Spice man.

  44. Salma Hayek Cleavage Bambi Awards
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    If you are a beautiful actor and marry an ugly billionaire are you still considered a whore?

  45. Leonardo DiCaprio Joanna Lumley The Wolf Of Wall Street Set
    Frank Burns
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    See, Tom Cruise? You don’t have to be a Scientologist to use telekinesis to increase your height.

  46. Kelly Brook Butt Tight Jeans
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    I can’t tell if she’s super hot or just dressed up like your mom. Either way, boner.

  47. Dominic Monaghan
    joe
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    I made the same face when I found out he was banging Evangeline Lilly.

  48. Damian Lewis Thin Moustache London Evening Standard Theatre Awards
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    Sure, he wears one and he’s called refined… I grow one and I get put on a watch list…

  49. Lenny Kravitz Knitted Scarf Jeans Tucked Into Boots
    EricLr
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    I’m with you dude. Sometimes I just wear my whole bed comforter set, sheets and all.

  50. Chloe Simms Bad Veneers
    Rchard Harrow
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    Nice choppers
    Nice headlights , too

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