“Bloody Tom Cruise. ‘Just one more drink, David. You can sleep on the couch, David. Let me wash those knickers, David. It’s just my E-meter, David…’”
Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed, loaded to capacity with Derek Jeter needing to die quickly, Hines Ward honoring Ryan Dunn, Robin Thicke by request and MacGyver about to build an actual cherry bomb or bore someone to tears about the importance of fiber.
Someone should make Ben Affleck and Mel Gibson grumble-fight,
- The Superficial
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Boobies in the background!
Pancakes!!!
those are the first naked tits on this site in months!
You’re forgetting the wasted nipples on Tom Cruise’s kid
Carrot Top?
Here in the good old US of A we call those things “tits.”
Penis Button docking station.
Whoa, Marg… Wasn’t expecting that body!
Complete jerk with a douchey beard and married with kids and I DON’T CARE NOM NOM NOM.
so these are the next two he’s gonna ruin?
This is why Tom Brady doesn’t care about the NFL lockout.
But in all seriousness, if Popeye doesn’t have a can of spinach near by, he’s toast.
Y’know, I had no idea who Robin Thicke was before this. I always assumed it was a chick.
How long has she been pregnant? Like, three years?
Apparently Brett Hart has been alive all this time… living on a steady diet of funnel cakes.
Has anyone heard what the music sounds like coming out of this daddy’s nightmare that is fueled by attention ?
So a baby can really grow in there?
“Come with me! I show you the way to the hershey highway”
Or, “Estrada Chocolada”.
In less than a year, the tape comes off, as well as more clothing.
18 in less than three weeks
Exactly 2 weeks at this point.
He hates when he steps in gonorrhea.
LIKE
“Dyin’ of AIDS la loca!”
And the award for most multi-levelled-inappropriate comment goes to…..
This belongs on a motivational picture called “Daddy’s little FAIL”
Unless Daddy is backstage banging the roadies.
Daddy might be backstage banging her
Where did those things come from?
A plastic surgeon, she’s 52
I didn’t know Ben had down syndrome
Who was ranting before about girls wearing t-shirts of albums cut before they were born? Boy, is he or she going to be mad when he or she sees this.
Unlikely she has any idea there was an album by that name. Unlikely she has any ideas, period.
If she were also wearing a half-windsor knotted tie, McFeely’s head would explode.
I’m not doing too well as it is.
Yet ANOTHER hollywood prostitot who thinks she’s being clever wearing t-shirts from 15 years before she was born. Way to discover one of the most popular albums of all time there princess…very cutting edge.
Ugly bitch. Although, with a bag in her face things could really work well between me and her.
Interesting, exactly WHERE in her face would you put the bag?
Ugly? Ok, photo #3 is for you, knock yourself out.
Ugly? Nahhhhh…she’s a very sexy lady!
Glamour…FAIL.
Anyone else see this as practice for being pedophile?
Finally, someone is sucking out what’s left of Mel Gibson’s soul.
“do these effectively hide my thunder?”
You can just see the crazy radiating off of her
Her career seems to be going well… Is this sequel to Kazaam?
“Hold on a sec while I McGuyver myself an erection.”
She is getting into makeup for the Addams Family shoot. Read the hat.
rem when she was known for her absolutely beautiful eyes? just.. wow
Its that Latisse crap she uses, it made my eyes red too!
Heeekory Deekory Doc
La raton ran up the clock…HO!
thus spake Andrew Dice Martin.
(in Bobcat Goldthwait voice)
“DarllING…you dRAnk my LAST FUCKING DRINK. Puke it INTO MY MOUTH. RarrrraahhhHHH!”
lol
He really had to bite down on his bottom lip to prevent his smile from shining through!
“Sorry sweetie, but daddy lost you in a poker game last night. I had three-of-a-kind, it was a lock!”
Juicy. She is a juicy. It’s too bad his first born wasn’t smart enough. You always go for a juicy. They’ll stick with you no matter what!
She is just keeping in practice.
I hear if she gets caught faking it in bed that she gets up, does a stupid irish jig, and immediately exits the room.
LMAO, job well done.
I seriously thought that was Jack Black for a minute..
me too!
Plus 50 pounds
“Om nom nom nom”
If we are going to go with the wrestling theme, that is a younger brunette version of Greg The Hammer Valentine.
My precious..
She has been looking *extremely* pissed lately.
Thats right, lick my belly clean.
Hurley returning to the Island
↑this
Thank god he didn’t grab his crotch! Then people might think he’s not gay!
I’d stare at his ass too
I believe she’s staring at his wallet…
Yeah, his ass is a nice one.
Probably among the few on Earth since it seems most guys don’t have an ass.
“Dat bahtendah was plick! Porrice man was bastahd! I was flamed!
When I carr my goo flen Ben Rongrastname, you be clying in ya own meerk!”
That is one remarkably hairless mofo. I had no idea soccer required body waxing.
Is he shooting a flashback episode of House?
Are they making a black swan part 2?
good eye. But I still have no clue who this chic is.
Does it really matter. 3 photos in and I don’t care if she just came from shooting the pope in the taint with a pellet gun. I am only interested in one thing only. bending her over that kid and giving it to her long and hard.