“Bloody Tom Cruise. ‘Just one more drink, David. You can sleep on the couch, David. Let me wash those knickers, David. It’s just my E-meter, David…’”
Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed, loaded to capacity with Derek Jeter needing to die quickly, Hines Ward honoring Ryan Dunn, Robin Thicke by request and MacGyver about to build an actual cherry bomb or bore someone to tears about the importance of fiber.
Someone should make Ben Affleck and Mel Gibson grumble-fight,
- The Superficial
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He’s reinforcing his shirt with a finger wag.
All my weird kids make me PISS BLOOD!!
The dog: “I miss the shopping cart”
unfortunately in Italy it’s totally acceptable (encouraged?) to go for the speedo look
“Goddamn…Look at me…I am sooo hot…just look at those pecks…damn, I’m sexy…I’d even fuck myself…I’m so freakin’ hot…great abs…”
FIRST! Oh wait, I had a dream I was an idiot.
The tattoo artist was doodling while chatting on the phone…
Amy Winehouse? Ricky Martin, you duplicitous rascal you!
Belen Rodriguez has finally let it be known that she is dating a dwarf.
The kid’s face placement is ruining this photo for me. Like utterly destroying it. (otherwise she looks amazing, much better than the last pic). The man in the background is invisible and normal compared to the horror show happening with the child. It’s called shorts!!! Pants! A wrap! A skirt! A towel! I would also accept: apron, hula skirt, yoga pants, beach cover-up (yes, if there is a child’s innocence involved I would sacrifice seeing her uncovered– that is my whole point)
My burrito!
Oh, you mean Fall Out Boy put a baby RIGHT HERE!
That Trojan vibrator really does blow your hair back.
The Pencillin Popsicle marketing test was a great success.
Someone actually dates that thing?
I’d fuck that….. and i’m only 29.
damn hot for 53.
Is this Taylor Momsen ripping out of a Lady Gaga suit, or the other way around?
Todas estas ”personas”(si puedo llamarlos asi, se merecen el termino chimpances, pero estaria insultando a los pobres chimpances que seguro piensan mas que ustedes) no pueden ser mas HOMOFOBICOS Y DISCRIMINADORES.My god, fuckin yankies! homofobics! drop dead fuckers
When I saw the thumbnail, I could’ve sworn it was Amber Portwood.
Kenny Powers called, he wants his look back.