The Crap We Missed – Monday 7.11.11

July 11th, 2011 // 851 Comments

“Bloody Tom Cruise. ‘Just one more drink, David. You can sleep on the couch, David. Let me wash those knickers, David. It’s just my E-meter, David…’”

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed, loaded to capacity with Derek Jeter needing to die quickly, Hines Ward honoring Ryan Dunn, Robin Thicke by request and MacGyver about to build an actual cherry bomb or bore someone to tears about the importance of fiber.

Someone should make Ben Affleck and Mel Gibson grumble-fight,

- The Superficial

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame, Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. David Hasselhoff
    CharmlessMan
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    He’s reinforcing his shirt with a finger wag.

  2. Nicholas Cage
    CharmlessMan
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    All my weird kids make me PISS BLOOD!!

  3. Tara Reid
    Siloporcen7
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    The dog: “I miss the shopping cart”

  4. Belen Rodriguez Bikini
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    unfortunately in Italy it’s totally acceptable (encouraged?) to go for the speedo look

  5. Jersey Shore The Situation Mike Sorrentino
    vitobonespur
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    “Goddamn…Look at me…I am sooo hot…just look at those pecks…damn, I’m sexy…I’d even fuck myself…I’m so freakin’ hot…great abs…”

  6. Keri Hilson
    vitobonespur
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    FIRST! Oh wait, I had a dream I was an idiot.

  7. Belen Rodriguez Bikini
    vitobonespur
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    The tattoo artist was doodling while chatting on the phone…

  8. Belen Rodriguez Bikini
    Siloporcen7
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    Amy Winehouse? Ricky Martin, you duplicitous rascal you!

  9. Belen Rodriguez Bikini
    vitobonespur
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    Belen Rodriguez has finally let it be known that she is dating a dwarf.

  10. Belen Rodriguez Bikini
    Siloporcen7
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    The kid’s face placement is ruining this photo for me. Like utterly destroying it. (otherwise she looks amazing, much better than the last pic). The man in the background is invisible and normal compared to the horror show happening with the child. It’s called shorts!!! Pants! A wrap! A skirt! A towel! I would also accept: apron, hula skirt, yoga pants, beach cover-up (yes, if there is a child’s innocence involved I would sacrifice seeing her uncovered– that is my whole point)

  11. Rosie O'Donnell
    Becky
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    My burrito!

  12. Ashlee Simpson New Boyfriend Vincent Piazza
    JJ
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    Oh, you mean Fall Out Boy put a baby RIGHT HERE!

  13. Amanda Seyfried Jogging
    MisterSuccint
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    That Trojan vibrator really does blow your hair back.

  14. Paris Hilton Popsicle
    MisterSuccint
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    The Pencillin Popsicle marketing test was a great success.

  15. Paz De La Huerta
    Problem?
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    Someone actually dates that thing?

  16. Marg Helgenberger Bikini
    anonym
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    I’d fuck that….. and i’m only 29.

    damn hot for 53.

  17. Taylor Momsen Nipple Electrical Tape
    BumBum
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    Is this Taylor Momsen ripping out of a Lady Gaga suit, or the other way around?

  18. Ricky Martin
    FUckinYonkis
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    Todas estas ”personas”(si puedo llamarlos asi, se merecen el termino chimpances, pero estaria insultando a los pobres chimpances que seguro piensan mas que ustedes) no pueden ser mas HOMOFOBICOS Y DISCRIMINADORES.My god, fuckin yankies! homofobics! drop dead fuckers

  19. Rosie O'Donnell
    Jasmin
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    When I saw the thumbnail, I could’ve sworn it was Amber Portwood.

  20. Rosie O'Donnell
    Koisty
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    Kenny Powers called, he wants his look back.

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