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  1. Oh Snap

    I’d stare at his ass too

  2. Dave

    Think he’s hit that 3,000 times?

  3. Johnny Pepper

    The paparazzo needs to clean his camera.
    I need to clean my keyboard. Damn you, Minka!!!

  4. oh well, add her to the ‘jeter tree’.. (read: radioactive)

    congrats on that 3000 tho, and for it to be a homer (only the 2nd time ever), and for driving in the winning run. but that dude who gave him the ball for free should have his head examined. jeter has a million bucks to pony up for it a hundred times over

  5. Pipedreamer

    “Nah, sweetheart… screw the All-Star Game and the fans! I’m Derek Jeter! Can you believe that idiot gave me the ball for free! Man, I love Yankee fans…they are so stupid!”

  6. MrsWrong

    Her Whosdatedwho.com page looks like a down-ward spiral BTW, how does Jeter’s page have a 2012 hit?

  7. GuidotheRed

    “Minka, get in the car. It’s time for hit #3001.”

  8. Walking to the car, Minka Kelly thought that they were going out to get something to eat, she had no idea that she was actually being delivered as part of the 3000th hit ball negotiations. Well played Christian Lopez, well played.

  9. kimmykimkim

    Derek Jeter’s Taco Hole.

  10. TyroneBiggums

    She thought he was A-Rod.

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