superficial

  1. Unimate

    Wanna be he’s gonna fashion those cherries into some kind of explosive laser?

  2. Senor Trout

    Two things, Favre – 1. Ring tees are out. 2. I don’t care how fresh those cherries are, Sterger isn’t going to let you stick them anywhere.

  3. DimeStoreRiot

    And MacGuyver reaches into this pocket to grab his hastily assembled “Cherry Popping Device.”

  4. GuidotheRed

    “Hold on a sec while I McGuyver myself an erection.”

  5. justuhbill

    Hey look – a Cherry Poppin’ Granddaddy!

  6. UnholyKrep

    Ah love ewe, Mahry.

  7. Jack

    “I wonder if anyone even REMEMBERS I was on Stargate too, DAMNIT!”

    • Ruth

      I was just going to say: SCREW MCGUYVER, SG1!!!!

      And I really want to pick that stray thread off his shirt…

  8. AnnaDraconida

    Looks like he ate all the Goa’oulds. Earth is safe.

  9. MrsWrong

    This is what God does when you peddal the mullet to innocent sci-fi lovers

  10. Lemmiwinks

    Anderson: “If pocket-pool is wrong, I don’t wanna be right…”

  11. After forgetting his keys again, MaGyver prepares to fashion one out of cherry pits & stems.

  12. Turd Ferguson

    Training for the McGruber celebrity deathmatch.

  13. CanuckCutie

    Shatner lost some weight…

  14. Brennan Haley

    He’s gonna use the cherries to get past the alarms and break into Pizza Hut.

  15. Michelle

    Classic pocket reach for the stick of gum to hold everything together.

  16. Much like Samson, McGuyver lost all his power when he shaved his mullet.

  17. CharmlessMan

    Anderson spent the rest of his life looking just over the horizon for relevancy.

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