The Crap We Missed – Monday 11.19.12

November 19th, 2012 // 769 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed which is another huge collection thanks in part to the leftover breasts from the AMAs as well a full weekend full of events that celebs went to purely for swag bags and to do shit like this for me to post on the Internet while wearing pajamas. That said, sometimes these pics just speak for themselves or require only minimal description. For example, this Val Kilmer pic, Pregnancy of the Year, Fucking. Baller., Yoga Jesus, and finally, America.

Hang your heads low. Lower. There you go,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Kendra Wilkinson Cleavage 40th American Music Awards After Party
    it had to be said
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    A face totally unclouded by thought.

  2. Daniel Craig Posing With Fan Skyfall Premiere Sydney
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    Inb4 someone makes one of those Photoshops with the goofball’s face on everyone’s head.

  3. Mayra Veronica Cleavage 40th American Music Awards After Party
    Duck86
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    Slurp.

  4. Rihanna Pot Leaf Shirt
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    ah, so THAT’S where those “Lost” smoke monsters come from.

  5. Kelly Osbourne Boyfriend Matthew Mosshart Skinny Jeans Long Hair
    Deacon Jones
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    This guy has to start getting his own posts.

    The potential for this one is endless.

  6. Stephen Dorff The Motel Life Premiere 7th Rome Film Festival
    Duck86
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    popsicle up the b-hole.

  7. Bill Clinton
    Hank E. Ring
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    I better smoke this cigar while I’m… where in the hell did I…

  8. Golnesa Gharachedaghi Cleavage Tank Top 40th American Music Awards After Party
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    “G, Pat?”

    “There are THREE Gs. That’s $15,000. Spin again, or solve the puzzle?”

  9. Katie Price Nipples See Through Shirt Drunk
    BigOkie
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    Finally succumbing to the weight of the silicon, Katie now required the assistance of two men to remain upright.

  10. Paz De La Huerta Pregnant Drunk Smoking Cigarette
    Cock Dr
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    She appears to be wearing a bra so I’m sure that she’s at least somewhat sober here.

  11. Antonio Banderas Crossed Legs Sweater Tied Around Neck Laker Game
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    Do you know how I now he doesn’t have testicles?

  12. Al Pacino Knit Hat Trenchcoat
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    Sweet shoes, Al. You’re now officially old as dirt.

  13. Bill Clinton
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    “Mr. President, here are all the women with a BMI higher than 28, just like you requested.”

  14. Nicole Scherzinger Butt Tight Dress
    it had to be said
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    Too bad that dress doesn’t come with a bag for the head.

  15. Grace Valerie Cleavage 40th American Music Awards
    Deacon Jones
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    I bet she’d be an easy lay.

  16. Daniel Craig Posing With Fan Skyfall Premiere Sydney
    Duck86
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    “Craterface, to you expect me to talk?”…”No. I expect you to diiiieeee”

  17. Nicole Scherzinger Butt Tight Dress
    BigOkie
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    Sorry Kim Kardashian, she’s doing it better than you…

  18. Daniel Craig Posing With Fan Skyfall Premiere Sydney
    Hank E. Ring
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    Jim Carrey trying to jump start his career again.

  19. Golnesa Gharachedaghi Cleavage Tank Top 40th American Music Awards After Party
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    I don’t know who she is, but I bet it’s not tough to get into the after parties when you’re dressed like a rape buffet.

  20. Golnesa Gharachedaghi Cleavage Tank Top 40th American Music Awards After Party
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    Found under the definition of “Butterface”.

  21. Russell Brand Yoga Clothes Leg Warmers
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    Jesus Christ.

    No, seriously, is that Jesus Christ?

  22. Al Pacino Knit Hat Trenchcoat
    Mr. Poop
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    Diane Keaton and Martin Sheen look happy to see him.

  23. Selma Blair Caught In The Rain
    Duck86
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    love her.

  24. Katie Price Nipples See Through Shirt Drunk
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    From the looks of her nipples, she’s heading to SXSW.

  25. Bill Clinton
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    “here’s the google maps sir. Apparently here ‘Gropecunt Lane’ isn’t just a nickname for the Oval Office”

  26. Wladimir Klitschko Sylvester Stallone Vitali Klitschko Rocky The Musical Premiere
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    Can you imagine being a non-native English speaker and trying to decipher Sly’s ramblings? My God, we’re lucky he didn’t start World War III in Berlin.

  27. Jerry Lewis
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    who breathed life back into this?

  28. Patrick Stewart Tuxedo Tie Undone Drinking Beer
    ThisWillHurt
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    “Good eve, play-a. Perchance you and I shall role in the near future?”

  29. Nicole Scherzinger Butt Tight Dress
    Duck86
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    Fear my butt.

  30. Stephen Dorff The Motel Life Premiere 7th Rome Film Festival
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    John Hamm. Dead ahead!

  31. Patrick Stewart Tuxedo Tie Undone Drinking Beer
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    I don’t always look this good, but when I do.. Just kidding, I always look this good…

  32. Stacy Keibler Legs Minidress 40th American Music Awards
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    Interesting how nobody ever comments on how “pretty” she is.

  33. Kid Rock Maracas NASCAR Sprint Cup Series Ford EcoBoost 400 Miami Speedway
    mike
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    Unsurprisingly, prefers his big microphones white.

  34. Imogen Thomas Cleavage Pregnant Baby Shower
    Cock Dr
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    A man could fall in and get lost down in her Melon Valley.

  35. Wladimir Klitschko Sylvester Stallone Vitali Klitschko Rocky The Musical Premiere
    Duck86
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    WINKLEVOSS TWINS got a piece of Stallone?

  36. Will.i.am Stupid Clothes 40th American Music Awards
    Cock Dr
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    What a mess!

  37. Imogen Thomas Cleavage Pregnant Baby Shower
    Duck86
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    Breast. nuff said.

  38. Will.i.am Stupid Clothes 40th American Music Awards
    ThisWillHurt
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    Someone can’t wait to play Grand Theft Auto V.

  39. Will.i.am Stupid Clothes 40th American Music Awards
    Duck86
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    This is his evil twin…WILL.I.AINT

  40. Jennifer Tilly Cleavage The Dream Foundations 11th Annual Celebration Of Dreams Gala
    Dr.J.Fever
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    Big boobs and very rich! Great combo!!

  41. Jennifer Morrison Cleavage 40th American Music Awards After Party
    Duck86
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    Hot. nuff said.

  42. Imogen Thomas Cleavage Pregnant Baby Shower
    it had to be said
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    Aw, big girls need love too. Where’s Slick Willy?

  43. Jared Leto Dressed In Drag The Dallas Buyers Club
    Duck86
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    I’d do her…oh wait…

  44. Val Kilmer Derpface Dallas Film Society Art Of Film Gala
    Mary Feeney
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    Looks like he’s sailing on The Crystal Ship.

  45. Katie Price Nipples See Through Shirt Drunk
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    Now make a wish and PULL!!

  46. Jared Leto Dressed In Drag The Dallas Buyers Club
    ThisWillHurt
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    No, Internet! Bad! That’s a bad Internet! *rolls up newspaper*

  47. Daniel Craig Posing With Fan Skyfall Premiere Sydney
    cruelbutler
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    E.F. Hutton says……

  48. Katie Price Nipples See Through Shirt Drunk
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    Forgoing the risk of silicone, it looks like she opted for Helium. Why else would she need two people to act as tethers?

  49. Kid Rock Maracas NASCAR Sprint Cup Series Ford EcoBoost 400 Miami Speedway
    Qmak
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    Bawditadaba…your table is ready…bawditadaba…would you like chips and salsa? I’m your waiter…and my name is Kiiiiiid…

  50. Kelly Osbourne Boyfriend Matthew Mosshart Skinny Jeans Long Hair
    Cock Dr
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    THOSE are skinny jeans. stretched oh so tightly over Jungle Locks & Boots Grrl there.

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