Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed which is another huge collection thanks in part to the leftover breasts from the AMAs as well a full weekend full of events that celebs went to purely for swag bags and to do shit like this for me to post on the Internet while wearing pajamas. That said, sometimes these pics just speak for themselves or require only minimal description. For example, this Val Kilmer pic, Pregnancy of the Year, Fucking. Baller., Yoga Jesus, and finally, America.
Hang your heads low. Lower. There you go,
- Photo Boy
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A face totally unclouded by thought.
Inb4 someone makes one of those Photoshops with the goofball’s face on everyone’s head.
Slurp.
ah, so THAT’S where those “Lost” smoke monsters come from.
This guy has to start getting his own posts.
The potential for this one is endless.
popsicle up the b-hole.
I better smoke this cigar while I’m… where in the hell did I…
“G, Pat?”
“There are THREE Gs. That’s $15,000. Spin again, or solve the puzzle?”
Finally succumbing to the weight of the silicon, Katie now required the assistance of two men to remain upright.
I think a few of you’s guys are referring to SILICONE, not silicon.
She appears to be wearing a bra so I’m sure that she’s at least somewhat sober here.
Do you know how I now he doesn’t have testicles?
Sweet shoes, Al. You’re now officially old as dirt.
LOL. He’s wearing my dad’s comfortable walking shoes.
“Mr. President, here are all the women with a BMI higher than 28, just like you requested.”
Too bad that dress doesn’t come with a bag for the head.
i would eat ice cream out of her asshole.
Me too but she’s still ugly
Are you people blind? She’s exotically gorgeous.
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Oh, wait. I get it. You people only like white bread…
I bet she’d be an easy lay.
I bet she’d be a boring lay. Don’t ask why. Just a hunch.
“Craterface, to you expect me to talk?”…”No. I expect you to diiiieeee”
Sorry Kim Kardashian, she’s doing it better than you…
Elephants do it better than Kim Kardashian.
Jim Carrey trying to jump start his career again.
I don’t know who she is, but I bet it’s not tough to get into the after parties when you’re dressed like a rape buffet.
Found under the definition of “Butterface”.
Jesus Christ.
No, seriously, is that Jesus Christ?
Diane Keaton and Martin Sheen look happy to see him.
love her.
From the looks of her nipples, she’s heading to SXSW.
“here’s the google maps sir. Apparently here ‘Gropecunt Lane’ isn’t just a nickname for the Oval Office”
Can you imagine being a non-native English speaker and trying to decipher Sly’s ramblings? My God, we’re lucky he didn’t start World War III in Berlin.
who breathed life back into this?
“Good eve, play-a. Perchance you and I shall role in the near future?”
Fear my butt.
John Hamm. Dead ahead!
I don’t always look this good, but when I do.. Just kidding, I always look this good…
Interesting how nobody ever comments on how “pretty” she is.
Oh, but she is pretty. Pretty fucking hot.
Unsurprisingly, prefers his big microphones white.
A man could fall in and get lost down in her Melon Valley.
WINKLEVOSS TWINS got a piece of Stallone?
What a mess!
Breast. nuff said.
Someone can’t wait to play Grand Theft Auto V.
This is his evil twin…WILL.I.AINT
Big boobs and very rich! Great combo!!
Hot. nuff said.
who needs to see my shoulders, when you can physically can see my heart beat.
Aw, big girls need love too. Where’s Slick Willy?
Hell, we don’t need Slick Willy. I’ll do her.
I’d do her…oh wait…
30 seconds to…..convincing himself again that this is “good” for my career
Looks like he’s sailing on The Crystal Ship.
Now make a wish and PULL!!
No, Internet! Bad! That’s a bad Internet! *rolls up newspaper*
E.F. Hutton says……
Forgoing the risk of silicone, it looks like she opted for Helium. Why else would she need two people to act as tethers?
Bawditadaba…your table is ready…bawditadaba…would you like chips and salsa? I’m your waiter…and my name is Kiiiiiid…
THOSE are skinny jeans. stretched oh so tightly over Jungle Locks & Boots Grrl there.
Sterility is so hot this year.