Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed which is another huge collection thanks in part to the leftover breasts from the AMAs as well a full weekend full of events that celebs went to purely for swag bags and to do shit like this for me to post on the Internet while wearing pajamas. That said, sometimes these pics just speak for themselves or require only minimal description. For example, this Val Kilmer pic, Pregnancy of the Year, Fucking. Baller., Yoga Jesus, and finally, America.
Hang your heads low. Lower. There you go,
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He looks totally awesome here.
DOUCEBAG!!!
Of course I was being facetious. He looks like a five-year-old dressed as whatever Will.i.am considers himself to be.
But I will say this much: all his music is totally amazing!
I hate sitting near this kind of guy. You took a dump. I get it. Sheesh.
It worked for Justin Bieber…
“Golnesa Gharachedaghi”
Looks just like it sounds.
.. and what’s she doing with her other hand?
Hopefully, herself.
Oh man…thats so wrong. I’ve been married 16 years, and I cant get my wife to even simulate a blow job. (crying in my beer). Oh, blow job…were have you gone? (to the gardener?) :D
She spends all her BJ energy on me.
She has nothing left when she goes home to you.
Have another beer on me!
Erin Moran flashback.
I’d still hit that daily.
Twice on Sundays.
She looks smart.
Can one of the ladies please explain whats going on with that black chunk next to her eye?
I think it means she killed someone in prison.
russell brand with a great pair of tits.
even in that dress, that thing looks mannish
Surprise!! I’m a drunk irishman.
Stewart is a Scottish name.
The put the wrong head on the Sexbot 3000c here.
ERMAGHERD!
And here is “DERP”‘s cousin, “ERMAGHERD!” Sort of along the same lines as “dat ass,” for morons who need to make a mark without having anything to say.
First!
I can’t help it, I always laugh at ermahgerd! :D
“FIRST!” Omigod, I almost forgot about it. Thank God that finally disappeared…
This is your brain on drugs. Signed, 1980s PSAs.
I see there’s enough room for at least another hand up her hoo-ha!
id probably smoke her pubic hair.
And if another hand won’t fit up her hoo-ha, there’s undoubtedly plenty of room in her vagina!
I always figured Slick Willy would have more than a “little” black book.
Is he filming another Dick Tracy movie?
i believe he playing everlast in the “House of Pain” biopic.
“I looks around here, and I sees a lotta changin”
Your move Madonna
I smell Pabst all the way over here.
I. LOVE. HIM. LOVE!! I SAY.
Agreed. This is not me, but I have this shirt.
http://adjameson.wordpress.com/2012/06/06/my-new-author-photo/
me want. (the shirt)
Who???!!! Never mind….BOOBIES!!!!
“Who you callin’ short?”
I taste the innocence.
Is that a fucking blanket?! I’ll kill you.
& then I’ll kill him again. just to be sure.
I’ll piss on the corpse…just cuz, you know…Russel Brand.
Does this fuck-bubble ever get picked up for vagrancy? Is there any way we can deport him legally? How about illegally?
We will kill him, just to be sure.
I’ll buy you a beer so you have more piss at the ready.
Her hair looks like she should be at Burning Man, selling incense.
If you’re offering, I am in.
So Amy, what can one expect on a first date with you?
I should brush my teeth more?
Nice to see what he looks like without his platforms on.
Every time I see her, I think of this
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LOL!
hilarious!!
Incredible.
Yawn. I get it. You’re totally original or something.
“So then I licked her bung, and moved my tongue over to her . . “
Cute and one of the best standup comics out there these days.
Definitely.
The only thing I’ve ever heard her say was, “I used to only have sex with Mexicans, but now I like it to be consentual.” (something like that.) haha!
Decent at roasts (much like actors who have their jokes written for them), but I couldn’t make it through ten minutes of her comedy central special. Overrated.
Antonio, the auditions for the restaurant scene for When Harry Met Sally have been over for awhile now. Let’s move on amigo!
I’m not sure what to call this look.
a) Kim Kardashian sees a pap
b) Jessica Simpson sees a KFC
c) Jennifer Love Hewett sees a male
d) Lindsay Lohan sees anything illegal
Matthew Perry sees a Vicodin.
Hamm sighting?
Scroll down for Kim Kardashian references.
no stranger to pie eating contests.
he’s shocked because someone recognized him
The Snuggie comes in white?? Who knew?
Red Rover, Red Rover let Silicon come over!
The most interesting man in the world? Kiss my ass, he couldn’t hold my jock!
“Have you seen my baseball?”
thumbs up if your wife would wanna fuck me. alright.
Breast Knows Best
Physical perfection!
matchy matchy again with the ‘shirt’ and leg warmers. *yawns & throws up at the same time*
Professional ass-clown.
Hendricks does it better.
Who got crack!
Must have been nippy out in LA