The Crap We Missed – Monday 11.19.12

November 19th, 2012 // 769 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed which is another huge collection thanks in part to the leftover breasts from the AMAs as well a full weekend full of events that celebs went to purely for swag bags and to do shit like this for me to post on the Internet while wearing pajamas. That said, sometimes these pics just speak for themselves or require only minimal description. For example, this Val Kilmer pic, Pregnancy of the Year, Fucking. Baller., Yoga Jesus, and finally, America.

Hang your heads low. Lower. There you go,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Will.i.am Stupid Clothes 40th American Music Awards
    catapostrophe
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    He looks totally awesome here.

  2. Antonio Banderas Crossed Legs Sweater Tied Around Neck Laker Game
    it had to be said
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    I hate sitting near this kind of guy. You took a dump. I get it. Sheesh.

  3. Amy Schumer Blow Job Pantomime 3rd Annual Variety Power Of Comedy Awards
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    It worked for Justin Bieber…

  4. Golnesa Gharachedaghi Cleavage Tank Top 40th American Music Awards After Party
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    “Golnesa Gharachedaghi”

    Looks just like it sounds.

  5. Amy Schumer Blow Job Pantomime 3rd Annual Variety Power Of Comedy Awards
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    .. and what’s she doing with her other hand?

  6. Amy Schumer Blow Job Pantomime 3rd Annual Variety Power Of Comedy Awards
    Kim Kardashian
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    Oh man…thats so wrong. I’ve been married 16 years, and I cant get my wife to even simulate a blow job. (crying in my beer). Oh, blow job…were have you gone? (to the gardener?) :D

    • Monsignor Nelson

      She spends all her BJ energy on me.
      She has nothing left when she goes home to you.
      Have another beer on me!

  7. Scott Baio TeenNick Halo Awards
    it had to be said
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    Erin Moran flashback.

  8. Jennifer Tilly Cleavage The Dream Foundations 11th Annual Celebration Of Dreams Gala
    adm.fookbar
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    I’d still hit that daily.

    Twice on Sundays.

  9. Jennifer Tilly Cleavage The Dream Foundations 11th Annual Celebration Of Dreams Gala
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    She looks smart.

  10. Mayra Veronica Cleavage 40th American Music Awards After Party
    Deacon Jones
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    Can one of the ladies please explain whats going on with that black chunk next to her eye?

  11. Golnesa Gharachedaghi Cleavage Tank Top 40th American Music Awards After Party
    Mr. Poop
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    even in that dress, that thing looks mannish

  12. Patrick Stewart Tuxedo Tie Undone Drinking Beer
    Duck86
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    Surprise!! I’m a drunk irishman.

  13. Golnesa Gharachedaghi Cleavage Tank Top 40th American Music Awards After Party
    it had to be said
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    The put the wrong head on the Sexbot 3000c here.

  14. Val Kilmer Derpface Dallas Film Society Art Of Film Gala
    Hank E. Ring
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    ERMAGHERD!

  15. Paz De La Huerta Pregnant Drunk Smoking Cigarette
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    This is your brain on drugs. Signed, 1980s PSAs.

  16. Rihanna Pot Leaf Shirt
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    I see there’s enough room for at least another hand up her hoo-ha!

  17. Bill Clinton
    it had to be said
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    I always figured Slick Willy would have more than a “little” black book.

  18. Al Pacino Knit Hat Trenchcoat
    Deacon Jones
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    Is he filming another Dick Tracy movie?

  19. Wladimir Klitschko Sylvester Stallone Vitali Klitschko Rocky The Musical Premiere
    Mr. Poop
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    “I looks around here, and I sees a lotta changin”

  20. Jerry Lewis
    BWMinstrel@gmail.com
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    Your move Madonna

  21. Kid Rock Maracas NASCAR Sprint Cup Series Ford EcoBoost 400 Miami Speedway
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    I smell Pabst all the way over here.

  22. Patrick Stewart Tuxedo Tie Undone Drinking Beer
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    I. LOVE. HIM. LOVE!! I SAY.

  23. Golnesa Gharachedaghi Cleavage Tank Top 40th American Music Awards After Party
    Duck86
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    Who???!!! Never mind….BOOBIES!!!!

  24. Al Pacino Knit Hat Trenchcoat
    ThisWillHurt
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    “Who you callin’ short?”

  25. Scott Baio TeenNick Halo Awards
    Hank E. Ring
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    I taste the innocence.

  26. Russell Brand Yoga Clothes Leg Warmers
    kimmykimkim
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    Is that a fucking blanket?! I’ll kill you.

  27. Mariah Carey Cleavage TeenNick Halo Awards
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    Her hair looks like she should be at Burning Man, selling incense.

  28. Amy Schumer Blow Job Pantomime 3rd Annual Variety Power Of Comedy Awards
    YAAR
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    If you’re offering, I am in.

  29. Amy Schumer Blow Job Pantomime 3rd Annual Variety Power Of Comedy Awards
    Hank E. Ring
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    So Amy, what can one expect on a first date with you?

  30. Amy Schumer Blow Job Pantomime 3rd Annual Variety Power Of Comedy Awards
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    I should brush my teeth more?

  31. Wladimir Klitschko Sylvester Stallone Vitali Klitschko Rocky The Musical Premiere
    ThisWillHurt
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    Nice to see what he looks like without his platforms on.

  32. Mariah Carey Cleavage TeenNick Halo Awards
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    Every time I see her, I think of this
    [img]http://www.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/19/tn_driving_boobs[1]-220_180.jpg[/img]

  33. Russell Brand Yoga Clothes Leg Warmers
    it had to be said
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    Yawn. I get it. You’re totally original or something.

  34. Scott Baio TeenNick Halo Awards
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    “So then I licked her bung, and moved my tongue over to her . . “

  35. Amy Schumer Blow Job Pantomime 3rd Annual Variety Power Of Comedy Awards
    BigOkie
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    Cute and one of the best standup comics out there these days.

  36. Antonio Banderas Crossed Legs Sweater Tied Around Neck Laker Game
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    Antonio, the auditions for the restaurant scene for When Harry Met Sally have been over for awhile now. Let’s move on amigo!

  37. Matthew Perry
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    I’m not sure what to call this look.
    a) Kim Kardashian sees a pap
    b) Jessica Simpson sees a KFC
    c) Jennifer Love Hewett sees a male
    d) Lindsay Lohan sees anything illegal

  38. Imogen Thomas Cleavage Pregnant Baby Shower
    ThisWillHurt
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    Scroll down for Kim Kardashian references.

  39. Matthew Perry
    Mr. Poop
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    he’s shocked because someone recognized him

  40. Russell Brand Yoga Clothes Leg Warmers
    Duck86
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    The Snuggie comes in white?? Who knew?

  41. Katie Price Nipples See Through Shirt Drunk
    it had to be said
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    Red Rover, Red Rover let Silicon come over!

  42. Patrick Stewart Tuxedo Tie Undone Drinking Beer
    Hank E. Ring
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    The most interesting man in the world? Kiss my ass, he couldn’t hold my jock!

  43. Patrick Dempsey Thumbs Up Headset Formula One World Championship
    dudelookslikealady
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    “Have you seen my baseball?”

  44. Katie Price Nipples See Through Shirt Drunk
    Duck86
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    Breast Knows Best

  45. Stacy Keibler Legs Minidress 40th American Music Awards
    BigOkie
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    Physical perfection!

  46. Russell Brand Yoga Clothes Leg Warmers
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    matchy matchy again with the ‘shirt’ and leg warmers. *yawns & throws up at the same time*

  47. Will.i.am Stupid Clothes 40th American Music Awards
    Mr. Poop
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    Professional ass-clown.

  48. Jennifer Tilly Cleavage The Dream Foundations 11th Annual Celebration Of Dreams Gala
    Cock Dr
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    Hendricks does it better.

  49. Matthew Perry
    Duck86
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    Who got crack!

  50. Selma Blair Caught In The Rain
    Mr. Poop
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    Must have been nippy out in LA

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