Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed which is another huge collection thanks in part to the leftover breasts from the AMAs as well a full weekend full of events that celebs went to purely for swag bags and to do shit like this for me to post on the Internet while wearing pajamas. That said, sometimes these pics just speak for themselves or require only minimal description. For example, this Val Kilmer pic, Pregnancy of the Year, Fucking. Baller., Yoga Jesus, and finally, America.
Hang your heads low. Lower. There you go,
- Photo Boy
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Yummy and soft. The jealous girls from Stacy’s post can feel better now.
Your not looking at her face at all are you?
Jared dressed up as Courtney Love a little late for Halloween.
To the people calling folks wearing fedora’s and calling them douche bags, I present to you the picture in the dictionary.
American Badass
“Mirror Mirror on the wall, Who is the GOT-DAMN Ugliness of them all?”
Hey! Wanna see what Melanie’s crotch looks like?!
Seems they still haven’t mastered the spanx shirt for men.
Loved him as Doc Holiday in Tombstone. He was the hottest one of the movie and his character was dying.
Wasn’t he great in that flick? I thought he pretty much stole the movie.
Wonk eye
Wait is this Uncle Jesse or Charles?
Next picture is Amy Schumer. Nice combo.
Looks like Lara Flynn Boyle gained 20 lbs.
I definitely would NOT hit it. Just look at those sharp knees. She is way below my standard.
54 years old. Ladies, that is how you age. Forget the botox and restalyn.
It looks like he is crying out for help… Like a little African child.
Wondertit powers… ACTIVATE!
Dude! Wait…what?
“I haven’t gotten a residual check in years and I used the last of the Nick At Nite money to buy this jacket. Is that buffet free?”
New Internet meme in 5, 4, 3, 2…
To me, he’ll always be Bob Loblaw.
He’s just fucking with us now.
Hat monster eats man in leather dress. Details at 11!
Is that Jared Leto in drag again?
She is trying to channel Scarlett Johansson circa 2008. Well done. Well done.
Nice generic face, hoe!
He clicked Next
*sigh*
…Would.
This “New 52″ crap from DC is getting ridiculous.
I’m sure glad she has a place to rest when her neck gets tired.
Looking like a Fabulous Baker Boy.
stick insect
he’s looking better there than he has in quite some time
Kathleen Turner – The Earlier But Not THAT Much Earlier Years.
“You don’t mess with Janice Dickinson the world’s first supermodel!!!”
I see a resemblance here, except she obviously looks better than Ms. Dickinson.
He can finally feel freeeee now
I hate people that have eyes too close together.
One day, soon, her face will completely *close*.
This guy ever not hammered?
perky titties like that, and yet she looks so sad. or angry.
I’m still waiting for ‘Over the Top – the Musical’. Broadway is missing out on delivering the goods on the long neglected competitive arm wrestling genre.
I can’t snark on this guy – I took my kids to a race track, Dempsey is part owner of a racing team, it was a dinky rink nothing race, and he was signing shit for anybody that asked, taking pictures with people, and was as nice and gracious as anybody could ever be. He was doing all the same schlep work on the car as his crew, no inflated ego at all. idk how he even gets out of his house in the mornings, there must be a sea of poon camped on his porch every day.
Been a big fan of her for years. I’d motorboat her ass.
what a tool
Monstrosity
holy crap. I thought Alyssa Milano had put on a heap of weight until I read it was Jennifer Tilly.
WOw…grey is the new dirty blonde, huh?