The Crap We Missed – Monday 11.19.12

November 19th, 2012 // 769 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed which is another huge collection thanks in part to the leftover breasts from the AMAs as well a full weekend full of events that celebs went to purely for swag bags and to do shit like this for me to post on the Internet while wearing pajamas. That said, sometimes these pics just speak for themselves or require only minimal description. For example, this Val Kilmer pic, Pregnancy of the Year, Fucking. Baller., Yoga Jesus, and finally, America.

Hang your heads low. Lower. There you go,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Mayra Veronica Cleavage 40th American Music Awards After Party
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    Yummy and soft. The jealous girls from Stacy’s post can feel better now.

  2. Jared Leto Dressed In Drag The Dallas Buyers Club
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    Jared dressed up as Courtney Love a little late for Halloween.

  3. Will.i.am Stupid Clothes 40th American Music Awards
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    To the people calling folks wearing fedora’s and calling them douche bags, I present to you the picture in the dictionary.

  4. Kid Rock Maracas NASCAR Sprint Cup Series Ford EcoBoost 400 Miami Speedway
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    American Badass

  5. Wladimir Klitschko Sylvester Stallone Vitali Klitschko Rocky The Musical Premiere
    Mr. Popfarts
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    “Mirror Mirror on the wall, Who is the GOT-DAMN Ugliness of them all?”

  6. Antonio Banderas Crossed Legs Sweater Tied Around Neck Laker Game
    dreadpiratejenn
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    Hey! Wanna see what Melanie’s crotch looks like?!

  7. Val Kilmer Derpface Dallas Film Society Art Of Film Gala
    Spazzz
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    Seems they still haven’t mastered the spanx shirt for men.

  8. Val Kilmer Derpface Dallas Film Society Art Of Film Gala
    Freebie
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    Loved him as Doc Holiday in Tombstone. He was the hottest one of the movie and his character was dying.

  9. Grace Valerie Cleavage 40th American Music Awards
    Chris
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    Wonk eye

  10. Scott Baio TeenNick Halo Awards
    Crissy
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    Wait is this Uncle Jesse or Charles?

  11. Scott Baio TeenNick Halo Awards
    Tinka
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    Next picture is Amy Schumer. Nice combo.

  12. Paz De La Huerta Pregnant Drunk Smoking Cigarette
    roobyroo
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    Looks like Lara Flynn Boyle gained 20 lbs.

  13. Stacy Keibler Legs Minidress 40th American Music Awards
    studman69
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    I definitely would NOT hit it. Just look at those sharp knees. She is way below my standard.

  14. Jennifer Tilly Cleavage The Dream Foundations 11th Annual Celebration Of Dreams Gala
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    54 years old. Ladies, that is how you age. Forget the botox and restalyn.

  15. Russell Brand Yoga Clothes Leg Warmers
    Montana
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    It looks like he is crying out for help… Like a little African child.

  16. Katie Price Nipples See Through Shirt Drunk
    Montana
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    Wondertit powers… ACTIVATE!

  17. Paz De La Huerta Pregnant Drunk Smoking Cigarette
    Timothy
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    Dude! Wait…what?

  18. Scott Baio TeenNick Halo Awards
    Timothy
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    “I haven’t gotten a residual check in years and I used the last of the Nick At Nite money to buy this jacket. Is that buffet free?”

  19. Amy Schumer Blow Job Pantomime 3rd Annual Variety Power Of Comedy Awards
    Timothy
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    New Internet meme in 5, 4, 3, 2…

  20. Scott Baio TeenNick Halo Awards
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    To me, he’ll always be Bob Loblaw.

  21. Russell Brand Yoga Clothes Leg Warmers
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    He’s just fucking with us now.

  22. Will.i.am Stupid Clothes 40th American Music Awards
    Timothy
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    Hat monster eats man in leather dress. Details at 11!

  23. Kelly Osbourne Boyfriend Matthew Mosshart Skinny Jeans Long Hair
    Timothy
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    Is that Jared Leto in drag again?

  24. Grace Valerie Cleavage 40th American Music Awards
    Timothy
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    She is trying to channel Scarlett Johansson circa 2008. Well done. Well done.

  25. Grace Valerie Cleavage 40th American Music Awards
    Crissy
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    Nice generic face, hoe!

  26. Scott Baio TeenNick Halo Awards
    Tiger
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    He clicked Next

  27. Jared Leto Dressed In Drag The Dallas Buyers Club
    Nemo Noman
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    *sigh*

    …Would.

  28. Rihanna Pot Leaf Shirt
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    This “New 52″ crap from DC is getting ridiculous.

  29. Jennifer Tilly Cleavage The Dream Foundations 11th Annual Celebration Of Dreams Gala
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    I’m sure glad she has a place to rest when her neck gets tired.

  30. Val Kilmer Derpface Dallas Film Society Art Of Film Gala
    Heywood Jablomie
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    Looking like a Fabulous Baker Boy.

  31. Stacy Keibler Legs Minidress 40th American Music Awards
    Mama Pinkus
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    stick insect

  32. Daniel Craig Posing With Fan Skyfall Premiere Sydney
    Mama Pinkus
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    he’s looking better there than he has in quite some time

  33. Jennifer Tilly Cleavage The Dream Foundations 11th Annual Celebration Of Dreams Gala
    Tom Cruise's Magical Penis
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    Kathleen Turner – The Earlier But Not THAT Much Earlier Years.

  34. Katie Price Nipples See Through Shirt Drunk
    lady
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    “You don’t mess with Janice Dickinson the world’s first supermodel!!!”

    I see a resemblance here, except she obviously looks better than Ms. Dickinson.

  35. Jared Leto Dressed In Drag The Dallas Buyers Club
    Brentkilledaguy
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    He can finally feel freeeee now

  36. Val Kilmer Derpface Dallas Film Society Art Of Film Gala
    Ticonderoga
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    I hate people that have eyes too close together.

  37. Paz De La Huerta Pregnant Drunk Smoking Cigarette
    Dave
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    One day, soon, her face will completely *close*.

  38. Robert Pattinson The Twilight Saga Breaking Dawn Part 2 Berlin Premiere
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    This guy ever not hammered?

  39. Selma Blair Caught In The Rain
    Schmidtler
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    perky titties like that, and yet she looks so sad. or angry.

  40. Wladimir Klitschko Sylvester Stallone Vitali Klitschko Rocky The Musical Premiere
    Schmidtler
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    I’m still waiting for ‘Over the Top – the Musical’. Broadway is missing out on delivering the goods on the long neglected competitive arm wrestling genre.

  41. Patrick Dempsey Thumbs Up Headset Formula One World Championship
    Schmidtler
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    I can’t snark on this guy – I took my kids to a race track, Dempsey is part owner of a racing team, it was a dinky rink nothing race, and he was signing shit for anybody that asked, taking pictures with people, and was as nice and gracious as anybody could ever be. He was doing all the same schlep work on the car as his crew, no inflated ego at all. idk how he even gets out of his house in the mornings, there must be a sea of poon camped on his porch every day.

  42. Jennifer Morrison Cleavage 40th American Music Awards After Party
    Skeeter
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    Been a big fan of her for years. I’d motorboat her ass.

  43. Will.i.am Stupid Clothes 40th American Music Awards
    Josie
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    what a tool

  44. Mariah Carey Cleavage TeenNick Halo Awards
    bigalkie
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    Monstrosity

  45. Jennifer Tilly Cleavage The Dream Foundations 11th Annual Celebration Of Dreams Gala
    Kate
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    holy crap. I thought Alyssa Milano had put on a heap of weight until I read it was Jennifer Tilly.

  46. Matthew Perry
    Gregggo
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    WOw…grey is the new dirty blonde, huh?

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