The Crap We Missed – Monday 11.19.12

November 19th, 2012 // 769 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed which is another huge collection thanks in part to the leftover breasts from the AMAs as well a full weekend full of events that celebs went to purely for swag bags and to do shit like this for me to post on the Internet while wearing pajamas. That said, sometimes these pics just speak for themselves or require only minimal description. For example, this Val Kilmer pic, Pregnancy of the Year, Fucking. Baller., Yoga Jesus, and finally, America.

Hang your heads low. Lower. There you go,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Jennifer Tilly Cleavage The Dream Foundations 11th Annual Celebration Of Dreams Gala
    Jade
    Commented on this photo:

    Psssst… Jennifer.. you’re trying too hard.

  2. Val Kilmer Derpface Dallas Film Society Art Of Film Gala
    Sheppy
    Commented on this photo:

    DERP.

  3. Amy Schumer Blow Job Pantomime 3rd Annual Variety Power Of Comedy Awards
    The Royal Penis
    Commented on this photo:

    You don’t have to be an expert in sign language to understand what she’s trying to communicate.

  4. Val Kilmer Derpface Dallas Film Society Art Of Film Gala
    Jade
    Commented on this photo:

    I didn’t realize, until now, that Val’s related to Prince Charles. But now I see the resemblance.

  5. Paz De La Huerta Pregnant Drunk Smoking Cigarette
    Jade
    Commented on this photo:

    I have no idea who she is so I’m going to just call this hot mess “Courtney Love II”.

  6. Val Kilmer Derpface Dallas Film Society Art Of Film Gala
    The Royal Penis
    Commented on this photo:

    Dude, lay off the drugs.

  7. Bill Clinton
    Sara
    Commented on this photo:

    Here’s the notebook full of women you requested, Mr. President.

  8. Robert Pattinson The Twilight Saga Breaking Dawn Part 2 Berlin Premiere
    Jade
    Commented on this photo:

    Red eyes. I see he’s off his diet.

  9. Russell Brand Yoga Clothes Leg Warmers
    Sara
    Commented on this photo:

    Russel Brand modeling HoboWear’s Fall/Winter 2012 line.

  10. Stephen Dorff The Motel Life Premiere 7th Rome Film Festival
    Jade
    Commented on this photo:

    I like the way he’s all in your face in his new smoking commercials, as though its wrong for you to complain about the smell of it.

  11. Katie Price Nipples See Through Shirt Drunk
    Sara
    Commented on this photo:

    The harder you squeeze, the bigger they get

  12. Jennifer Tilly Cleavage The Dream Foundations 11th Annual Celebration Of Dreams Gala
    YAAR
    Commented on this photo:

    Jennifer Titty

  13. Val Kilmer Derpface Dallas Film Society Art Of Film Gala
    catapostrophe
    Commented on this photo:

    “I’d like to thank my eyebrows. Thanks, guys.”

  14. Jerry Lewis
    Diablo Dude
    Commented on this photo:

    That is one long ass coke straw!

    • Phoenix

      That’s because he can no longer bend over to reach the table. Well…he can. He just can’t stand back up afterward.

  15. Patrick Stewart Tuxedo Tie Undone Drinking Beer
    YAAR
    Commented on this photo:

    “Is this the audition for the new Dos Equis commerical?”

  16. Kid Rock Maracas NASCAR Sprint Cup Series Ford EcoBoost 400 Miami Speedway
    catapostrophe
    Commented on this photo:

    Is there anything Kid Rock CAN’T do?

  17. Amy Schumer Blow Job Pantomime 3rd Annual Variety Power Of Comedy Awards
    SIN
    Commented on this photo:

    Just showing her techique for job interviews.

  18. Golnesa Gharachedaghi Cleavage Tank Top 40th American Music Awards After Party
    SIN
    Commented on this photo:

    Hideous face but I see titties!

  19. Scott Baio TeenNick Halo Awards
    Diablo Dude
    Commented on this photo:

    John Hamm sighting.

  20. Rita Ora Cleavage Bra Mesh Shirt
    SIN
    Commented on this photo:

    You sure thats not Gwen Steffani?

  21. Jennifer Tilly Cleavage The Dream Foundations 11th Annual Celebration Of Dreams Gala
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks better animated.

  22. Daniel Craig Posing With Fan Skyfall Premiere Sydney
    YAAR
    Commented on this photo:

    “Hey…hey, are you James Bond?”

  23. Jennifer Tilly Cleavage The Dream Foundations 11th Annual Celebration Of Dreams Gala
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    I would 100% hit it

  24. Kendra Wilkinson Cleavage 40th American Music Awards After Party
    SIN
    Commented on this photo:

    Well, she has hit the wall. Next hot blonde wanna be……

  25. Paz De La Huerta Pregnant Drunk Smoking Cigarette
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks perfectly normal.

  26. Stacy Keibler Legs Minidress 40th American Music Awards
    catapostrophe
    Commented on this photo:

    Looks like George Clooney had his beard waxed before this event.

  27. Amy Schumer Blow Job Pantomime 3rd Annual Variety Power Of Comedy Awards
    1NDUN
    Commented on this photo:

    She must be another Cubs fan.

  28. Jennifer Tilly Cleavage The Dream Foundations 11th Annual Celebration Of Dreams Gala
    it had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    There is really nothing she could do that would dissuade me from wanting to bang her.

  29. Selma Blair Caught In The Rain
    SIN
    Commented on this photo:

    Even wearing 2 thick shirts can’t stop them nips from poking through.

  30. Antonio Banderas Crossed Legs Sweater Tied Around Neck Laker Game
    ThisWillHurt
    Commented on this photo:

    “Which one of these watches is displaying the correct time? Goddamnit! This is maddening!”

  31. Jennifer Tilly Cleavage The Dream Foundations 11th Annual Celebration Of Dreams Gala
    Commented on this photo:

    When Jennifer comes out, she comes out with both barrels a blazing!

  32. Jennifer Tilly Cleavage The Dream Foundations 11th Annual Celebration Of Dreams Gala
    Kim Kardashian
    Commented on this photo:

    Finally!!! I thought for a second there, the Superficial was losing it.

  33. Wladimir Klitschko Sylvester Stallone Vitali Klitschko Rocky The Musical Premiere
    SIN
    Commented on this photo:

    Shown actual size.

  34. Val Kilmer Derpface Dallas Film Society Art Of Film Gala
    Kim Kardashian
    Commented on this photo:

    DERP

  35. Paz De La Huerta Pregnant Drunk Smoking Cigarette
    it had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    Her name translates as “Peaceful Sweating” right?

  36. Paz De La Huerta Pregnant Drunk Smoking Cigarette
    Commented on this photo:

    Trivia: You can insert the word “drunk” after Paz De La Huerta’s name anywhere on this site and be perfectly accurate.

  37. Wladimir Klitschko Sylvester Stallone Vitali Klitschko Rocky The Musical Premiere
    YAAR
    Commented on this photo:

    “Yeah…it’s gonna be called Rocky 12. Yeah, I know we’re gonna skip a few numbers but…it’s gonna be great. In this one, I’m gonna fight Drago’s sons, Drago II and Dragon.”

  38. Paz De La Huerta Pregnant Drunk Smoking Cigarette
    Kim Kardashian
    Commented on this photo:

    Anchor baby? Not it.

  39. Kid Rock Maracas NASCAR Sprint Cup Series Ford EcoBoost 400 Miami Speedway
    it had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    Ha ha. It’s like I’m having a threesome!

  40. Will.i.am Stupid Clothes 40th American Music Awards
    SIN
    Commented on this photo:

    den I grabs the fat bithes greezy hair and start a fuckin’

  41. Mariah Carey Cleavage TeenNick Halo Awards
    it had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks surprisingly like someone on whose breasts I would orgasm. Huh.

  42. Mariah Carey Cleavage TeenNick Halo Awards
    Commented on this photo:

    Hm…I suddenly feel like inventing a dish called “Buttersausage.”

  43. Kid Rock Maracas NASCAR Sprint Cup Series Ford EcoBoost 400 Miami Speedway
    Commented on this photo:

    Please, oh please .. self deport!

  44. Stacy Keibler Legs Minidress 40th American Music Awards
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    Those legs are fucking perfect

  45. Scott Baio TeenNick Halo Awards
    Commented on this photo:

    “Mmmm Buttersausage.”

  46. Amy Schumer Blow Job Pantomime 3rd Annual Variety Power Of Comedy Awards
    it had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh Amy. You’re so edgy! Now get on your knees.

  47. Kelly Osbourne Boyfriend Matthew Mosshart Skinny Jeans Long Hair
    SIN
    Commented on this photo:

    Having trouble figuring out who the desperate one is.

  48. Antonio Banderas Crossed Legs Sweater Tied Around Neck Laker Game
    Commented on this photo:

    Have you ever seen a pelican eat a fish?

  49. Russell Brand Yoga Clothes Leg Warmers
    ThisWillHurt
    Commented on this photo:

    “Blessed are the douche-y, for they shall inherit the sluts.” I Kutcher 2:18

  50. Katie Price Nipples See Through Shirt Drunk
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    “But I don’t want to…..”

    “Listen, Ms Price, it’s the only way we could get Clinton to come here. He’s waiting by the limo.”

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