Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed which is another huge collection thanks in part to the leftover breasts from the AMAs as well a full weekend full of events that celebs went to purely for swag bags and to do shit like this for me to post on the Internet while wearing pajamas. That said, sometimes these pics just speak for themselves or require only minimal description. For example, this Val Kilmer pic, Pregnancy of the Year, Fucking. Baller., Yoga Jesus, and finally, America.
Hang your heads low. Lower. There you go,
- Photo Boy
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Psssst… Jennifer.. you’re trying too hard.
DERP.
You don’t have to be an expert in sign language to understand what she’s trying to communicate.
She’s asking where the library is, right?
I didn’t realize, until now, that Val’s related to Prince Charles. But now I see the resemblance.
I have no idea who she is so I’m going to just call this hot mess “Courtney Love II”.
Dude, lay off the drugs.
You misspelled donuts.
Here’s the notebook full of women you requested, Mr. President.
BAZINGA!!!
Binders, they all got ‘em.
zig zag’s, check.
Red eyes. I see he’s off his diet.
Russel Brand modeling HoboWear’s Fall/Winter 2012 line.
I think this was back when Ms. Elizabeth became Hulkster’s ring girl for a short time.
I like the way he’s all in your face in his new smoking commercials, as though its wrong for you to complain about the smell of it.
didn’t blade kill this guy back in ’99?
Still not as pathetic as Shannon Doherty and her “Education Connection” commercials.
The harder you squeeze, the bigger they get
SEE, NIBIRU is real !
Jennifer Titty
“I’d like to thank my eyebrows. Thanks, guys.”
That is one long ass coke straw!
That’s because he can no longer bend over to reach the table. Well…he can. He just can’t stand back up afterward.
“Is this the audition for the new Dos Equis commerical?”
I don’t always drink tea, but when I do, I prefer Earl Gey, hot.
PROFESSOR !
Is there anything Kid Rock CAN’T do?
babysit children
make it 1998 again?
Pick winning presidents?
Have unprotected sex.
Support a winning candidate for President.
Separate me from my money for some of his “music.”
sing.
Play any other instruments?
Get a haircut and not look like trailer trash.
pick one…..please say microphone. please.
erase that PAM tattoo..
Just showing her techique for job interviews.
Hideous face but I see titties!
I thought De La Hoya’s finshed with the “nose candy”?
John Hamm sighting.
You sure thats not Gwen Steffani?
I see at least two things here that Gwen Stefani does not have.
She bought some a while back, just a smaller model.
“your tits really bring out your eyes”
She looks better animated.
Shut up Meg.
“Hey…hey, are you James Bond?”
i see crank yankers are on their way back.
I would 100% hit it
Well, she has hit the wall. Next hot blonde wanna be……
dress reads, “finish right here”
She looks perfectly normal.
Looks like George Clooney had his beard waxed before this event.
who remember’s the LEG LAMP from the christmas story?
“FRA-GEE-LAY, It must be Italian”
She must be another Cubs fan.
Cubs suck.
Thank you captain obvious for explaining his joke.
This was a reference to the blowjob guy at the Pirates-Cubs game in September. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxGZrk8JQDg
He kind of looks like a cross between Dexter and Herbert West.
There is really nothing she could do that would dissuade me from wanting to bang her.
Even wearing 2 thick shirts can’t stop them nips from poking through.
she’s looks like a giant post pregnancy test.
“Which one of these watches is displaying the correct time? Goddamnit! This is maddening!”
when zorro does his best michael stipe impersonation
When Jennifer comes out, she comes out with both barrels a blazing!
Finally!!! I thought for a second there, the Superficial was losing it.
Shown actual size.
DERP
What the fuck is “DERP?” Couldn’t think of anything amusing?
You ever see a movie called ‘Hot Fuzz?’ DERP!!!
Her name translates as “Peaceful Sweating” right?
Wow, that is honestly the wittiest thing I’ve read in a while.
Huerta translates as “orchard.”
Trivia: You can insert the word “drunk” after Paz De La Huerta’s name anywhere on this site and be perfectly accurate.
“Yeah…it’s gonna be called Rocky 12. Yeah, I know we’re gonna skip a few numbers but…it’s gonna be great. In this one, I’m gonna fight Drago’s sons, Drago II and Dragon.”
Anchor baby? Not it.
Ha ha. It’s like I’m having a threesome!
den I grabs the fat bithes greezy hair and start a fuckin’
i look like a 2012 jeep wrangler.
She looks surprisingly like someone on whose breasts I would orgasm. Huh.
Hm…I suddenly feel like inventing a dish called “Buttersausage.”
Please, oh please .. self deport!
Those legs are fucking perfect
One looks bigger than the other.
Says the fat lady. I know this cause I am a fat lady and her legs are perfect and I hate her.
That FACE, on the other hand …
“Mmmm Buttersausage.”
Oh Amy. You’re so edgy! Now get on your knees.
Having trouble figuring out who the desperate one is.
post pregnancy kelly will eventually play the lead as “Butter Bean: a Boxer’s journey” biopic.
Have you ever seen a pelican eat a fish?
“Blessed are the douche-y, for they shall inherit the sluts.” I Kutcher 2:18
Nominee for Best Comment of 2012.
I’d vote it in.
“But I don’t want to…..”
“Listen, Ms Price, it’s the only way we could get Clinton to come here. He’s waiting by the limo.”