The Crap We Missed – Monday 11.18.13

November 18th, 2013 // 488 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed with Gerard Butler as our lead-off, because he posed with attractive women and this is the Internet, so we now all assume said women enjoy sex in temporary pooping structures. There’s a formula here, people. We’ve also got the freakishly youthful Kimmy Gibbler, as well as Brooke Mueller innocently playing with her children and not in reality trying to fight off the alien spiders that keep smoking her meth. Then finally – and I honestly can’t believe it’s taken this long – Toronto mayor Rob Ford makes his first appearance in this shameful collection of pop culture diarrhea.

I don’t know whether I love this guy or if I should ask him to adopt me. Discuss,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Beyonce Louis Vuitton Ski Mask
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    The Terrorists have Won

  2. Angelina Jolie Brad Pitt Son Maddox Academy Of Motion Picture Arts And Sciences Governors Awards
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    “My momma always said life is like a box of chok-lits.”

  3. David Spade With Two Hot Chicks
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    What you call a Penthouse Forum letter, Spade calls “Sunday”.

  4. Rihanna Buttcheeks Velvet Bodysuit Hooker Boots
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    One would probably want to rub Rihanna anyway, given the opportunity. But put velour on her? Who could resist? That gentleman on the left’s gonna be punching my skull flat in eight seconds.

  5. Arnold Schwarzenegger Hugging Black Guy
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    those pants are unacceptable.

  6. Justin Bieber Red Underwear Sagging Jeans
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    West Hollywood?

    :O

  7. Leonardo DiCaprio Sunning Himself
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    Sun worshipper

  8. Justin Bieber Red Underwear Sagging Jeans
    Dr Doug
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    Apparently Biebs doesn’t have enough “up front” to keep his pants up.

  9. Khloe Kardashian O Face Kardashian Kollection Introduction Bijenkorf Department Store Amsterdam
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    Alicia Silverstone somehow ingested some ‘roids and is in the throes of a rage -”Fuck veggies!! Give me some goddam MEAT!!”

  10. Kim Kardashian Fur Coat Kanye West Covering Face
    caley
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    “Kanye! I’m sorry”
    “Bitch, how you not know the difference between the regular fork and dessert fork?!”

  11. Kim Kardashian Fur Coat Kanye West Covering Face
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    “When are you going to introduce me to your mother?”

  12. David Spade With Two Hot Chicks
    Paully Boston Baby!
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    Wow, well played Spade. Dressing up as a male nursing student in scrubs to pull college chics. Well done! They are certainly too young to know he ever had a career in Hollywood.

  13. Tony Cox Pumping Gas
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    I didn’t think Los Angeles had full serve gas stations?

  14. Bar Refaeli Bikini Instagram
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    I don’t discriminate. “Guess, I kind of like them all”

  15. Brandi Glanville Drunk Legs Minidress
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    I see she’s not as dumb as we thought. She’s had the knee pads inserted under her skin…saves carrying them in her purse I guess.

  16. Kim Kardashian Fur Coat Kanye West Covering Face
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    “But Kanye, it was just one Instagram picture!”

  17. Leonardo DiCaprio Sunning Himself
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    “I am the king of the world”

  18. Steven Tyler Fur Scarf Sandals Painted Toenails
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    You know he checked the mirror before he left and said “Damn I look good!”

  19. Naomi Watts Liev Schreiber With Sons Samuel Alexander
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    “That’s ok. *pant pant* Nah go on ahead. *gasp* I PREFER to run!”

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    “What all chemicals does this thing detect?”

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