The Crap We Missed – Monday 11.18.13

November 18th, 2013 // 488 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed with Gerard Butler as our lead-off, because he posed with attractive women and this is the Internet, so we now all assume said women enjoy sex in temporary pooping structures. There’s a formula here, people. We’ve also got the freakishly youthful Kimmy Gibbler, as well as Brooke Mueller innocently playing with her children and not in reality trying to fight off the alien spiders that keep smoking her meth. Then finally – and I honestly can’t believe it’s taken this long – Toronto mayor Rob Ford makes his first appearance in this shameful collection of pop culture diarrhea.

I don’t know whether I love this guy or if I should ask him to adopt me. Discuss,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Brooke Mueller Fighting Twin Boys With Sticks Tree People Trail
    Be Bo Wobbly
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    “And then I took “The Mighty Staff of Vengenance” and smote that snake, Charlie Sheen as he crawled through the grass there beside the trail, looking for another porn star goddess err, ahh…. “vestal virgin” to ensnare.”

  2. Steven Tyler Fur Scarf Sandals Painted Toenails
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    This mink stole? No, I bought it!

  3. Justin Bieber Red Underwear Sagging Jeans
    Be Bo Wobbly
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    “Hey guys, anybody see a bucket sitting around….. I got take whiz, bad!”

  4. Brandi Glanville Drunk Legs Minidress
    Be Bo Wobbly
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    I see her “sobriety coach” has been worth every dime spent.

  5. Khloe Kardashian O Face Kardashian Kollection Introduction Bijenkorf Department Store Amsterdam
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    Lorde?

  6. Steven Tyler Fur Scarf Sandals Painted Toenails
    ultra
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    the cowardly lion? i give up.

  7. Glenn Howerton Jill Latiano Son Milesthe PS Arts Express Yourself 2013 Event
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Look at that kid’s face. Is she nibbling on little pieces of shit too?

  8. Tony Cox Pumping Gas
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    On his way to meet Billy Bob at the mall, for this year’s Santa gig.

  9. Rebecca Gayheart Laughing Covering Face
    urbanspaceman
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    Nice to see she’s riding, not driving.

  10. Nick Cannon With Father James Cannon Pink Suit 5th Annual TeenNick HALO Awards
    Schadenfreude
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    Would James Cannon be known as Nick Cannon’s “Pop Gun”?

  11. Petra Benova Cory Benova Bikini
    joseph t
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    typical flat-a** manly-looing Eastern block people

  12. Justin Bieber Red Underwear Sagging Jeans
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    That underwear was white before Usher stopped by in the morning.

  13. Brooke Mueller Fighting Twin Boys With Sticks Tree People Trail
    Schadenfreude
    Commented on this photo:

    “And this, boys, is how you beat a hobo to death. Our next lesson will be how to rifle through the corpse’s pockets to find his stash.”

  14. Brandi Glanville Drunk Legs Minidress
    Carla H
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    those skeleton legs and her face are just plain scary

  15. Will Smith Golf Cart
    ThisWillHurt
    Commented on this photo:

    “So, I hear you need a young male actor for your film. You know, my son’s not doing anything at present. I’d hate to think what could happen to you if he wasn’t cast. Think it over.”

  16. Gerard Butler Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders Formula One Grand Prix
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    And on the seventh cheerleader, he rested.

  17. Gerard Butler Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders Formula One Grand Prix
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    “We’re going to need more Porta-Potties over here, stat.

  18. Kim Kardashian Fur Coat Kanye West Covering Face
    ThisWillHurt
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    Go ahead and cover your face form the paparazzi, Kanye. It’s not as though not looking where you’re going has ever ended badly for you.

  19. Beyonce Louis Vuitton Ski Mask
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    Umm, okay.

  20. Tommy Lee Cracked Out Dirty Jeans Sofia Toufa LAX
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    “Tom-my! Those men—what they are saying—it is like everyone has seen it!”

    “Yeah, babe. Everyone’s seen it.”

  21. Beyonce Louis Vuitton Ski Mask
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    Where’s George Zimmerman when you REALLY need him?

  22. Amy Markham Caitlin OConnor Cleavage Viva Glam Magazine Masquerade Party
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    Masquerade party? What did they go as, breasts?

    ~FIRST PRIZE~

  23. Kim Kardashian Fur Coat Kanye West Covering Face
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    They should do the world a favor and hang themselves with their respective chains.

  24. Angelina Jolie Brad Pitt Son Maddox Academy Of Motion Picture Arts And Sciences Governors Awards
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    Guess which one understands physics.

  25. Jake Gyllenhaal Bandaged Hand Pigeon Toes Chateau Marmont
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    A little cocaine will make that boo boo all better.

    • MT

      That’s not from Cocaine, that’s from Meth or Speedballs

      Just drive through the parking lot of the Chateau Marmont
      one night, It’s pretty obvious what goes on there. Seriously.

  26. Brandi Glanville Drunk Legs Minidress
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    what are those hideous things sticking out of her skirt where her legs should be?

  27. Naomi Watts Liev Schreiber With Sons Samuel Alexander
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    “Honey! I’m more famous than you now! I should get to ride the bike!”

  28. Tony Cox Pumping Gas
    ThisWillHurt
    Commented on this photo:

    “Fuckin’ Dinklage thinks he’s so fuckin’ cool. ‘Oh! Look at me! I’m on HBO! I’ve got an Emmy! I’m in the new X-Men movie!’ Fuckin’ asshole. I’m in fuckin’ movies too, motherfucker. Ever hear of ‘Bad Santa’? Yeah, you have, motherfucker. That’s right. That’s fuckin’ right.”

  29. Tony Cox Pumping Gas
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    Something, something, compact car.

  30. Angelina Jolie Brad Pitt Son Maddox Academy Of Motion Picture Arts And Sciences Governors Awards
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    I guess Octomom must be babysitting their other 17 kids.

  31. Nick Cannon With Father James Cannon Pink Suit 5th Annual TeenNick HALO Awards
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    All that money and his dad still dresses like a pimp/reverend from the hood? Does he roll around in a 70′s Cadillac too smacking his bitches with the rings on his fingers?

  32. Alec Baldwin Talking To Cop
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    “Their! In that building over their! Those executives stole my TV show!”

  33. Brooke Mueller Fighting Twin Boys With Sticks Tree People Trail
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    “Umm, Brooke, there’s no one there, who are you fighting?”

  34. Naomi Watts Liev Schreiber With Sons Samuel Alexander
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    Damn, cheap bastard would not buy her a bike?

  35. Commented on this photo:

    Guy holding phone: “Could you say something stupid while I’m recording you?

    Rob Ford “Abs-fucking-lutely!”

  36. Arnold Schwarzenegger Hugging Black Guy
    journalschism
    Commented on this photo:

    “You know vat my last name means, donchu?”

  37. Tony Cox Pumping Gas
    Commented on this photo:

    This might be one of the most awesome photos ever taken.

  38. Joanna Krupa Cleavage Swimsuit Instagram
    Commented on this photo:

    That IS impressive! But where did she ever get those translucent ping pong balls?

  39. Glenn Howerton Jill Latiano Son Milesthe PS Arts Express Yourself 2013 Event
    ThisWillHurt
    Commented on this photo:

    He’s squinting his eyes because IT’S ALWAYS SUNNY IN- Ah, fuck it.

  40. Nicole Scherzinger Butt Tight Pants
    Commented on this photo:

    Good Lord.

  41. Justin Bieber Red Underwear Sagging Jeans
    Commented on this photo:

    This is why abortion must ALWAYS be legal!

  42. Hayley Atwell Cleavage Evening Standard Theatre Awards
    journalschism
    Commented on this photo:

    Upon learning that Rob Ford’s dick was unavailable, Hayley’s body shattered into a million pieces.

  43. Petra Benova Cory Benova Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    “Why yes, I did bang David Spade. You too?!?”

  44. Jeffrey Ross Kissing Young Girl The 4th Annual Varietys Power Of Comedy
    Tom
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    Is that Ygritte from GOTR?

  45. Rihanna Buttcheeks Velvet Bodysuit Hooker Boots
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    The ass looks good here.

  46. Josh Hutcherson Leather Gloves Riding
    Commented on this photo:

    His dad is going to be so pissed when he founds out who took his bike.

  47. Josh Hutcherson Leather Gloves Riding
    ThisWillHurt
    Commented on this photo:

    *walks into Harley Davidson dealership*
    “What do you have that’ll make people forget that you accidentally implied that you were bisexual?”

  48. Tony Cox Pumping Gas
    journalschism
    Commented on this photo:

    Wait a minute. That’s not Nick Cannon’s dad?

  49. Commented on this photo:

    This guy is a mess, yet somewhat endearing at the same time.

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